Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

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Trigger the Libs, Own the Libs. By the way, Mortal Engines is a book for tweens
Why don't you post it on Reddit's /r/ownthelibs subreddit?


Mortal Engines is for kids.

Mortal Engines, you stupid.

And yet, you'll defend and stand by the likes of Ralgar, Wyvernkeeper, JustARandommer, Koncorde, BatteryIncluded, Dennis Brown, Boing! said Zebedee and Drmies.
 
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Don't forget Wyvernkeeper, BatteryIncluded, Koncorde, JustARandommer, Tonino4, Drmies and Boing! said Zebedee.

You are part of a Red-Brown coalition of alt-rightists and progressives.


Go ahead.

Really? Check out the IMDB for details. This is why I'm creating a game mod Koncorde and others trashed. It is like Total Recall 2012 and City of Ember (2008). Philip Reeve seems to be fine by it.

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I just finished watching the "Mortal Engines" movie. It is such a masterpiece honestly theres no need for a TV series or even the books anymore. The movie sums up everything perfectly in two hours.
I don't know if there will ever be a sequel to the mortal engines movie but at this point all of the books should be burned and my bosses Trump and Soros should make sure no TV show is ever produced because it would diminish the genius of the movie.
If you can't see how brilliant the mortal engines movie is you deserve to have your mom take away your internet access because you lack both class and taste.
 
Mortal Engines, you stupid.

And yet, you'll defend and stand by the likes of Ralgar, Wyvernkeeper, JustARandommer, Koncorde, BatteryIncluded, Dennis Brown, Boing! said Zebedee and Drmies.
Why do you persist in actions that would lead to war? Many have died to prevent such a thing, so why do you stand by and defend the likes of Y2KBaby, BoxerShorts, TuscanGardner, and BigFatBrianBodega? Did your mother teach you no shame?
 
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Lol at mum-teller, I see humor is not your forté
Mortal Engines is for kids.
So why are you still treating it like a holy scribe?
 
It would be kind of hilarious if his parents actually shows up here and apologize for their son's behavior.
Did your mother teach you no shame?
In all fairness, it's easier to sedate this guy via forced medication than it is to get him to learn anything useful.
 
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I just finished watching the "Mortal Engines" movie. It is such a masterpiece honestly theres no need for a TV series or even the books anymore. The movie sums up everything perfectly in two hours.
I don't know if there will ever be a sequel to the mortal engines movie but at this point all of the books should be burned and my bosses Trump and Soros should make sure no TV show is ever produced because it would diminish the genius of the movie.
If you can't see how brilliant the mortal engines movie is you deserve to have your mom take away your internet access because you lack both class and taste.
I have a mod called "Rekt Galaxies." Don't dare you criticize my mod.

What about Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin? You seem to mention only Trump and Soros.

There's an article on you on GamerGate Wiki.


Why do you persist in actions that would lead to war? Many have died to prevent such a thing, so why do you stand by and defend the likes of Y2KBaby, BoxerShorts, TuscanGardner, and BigFatBrianBodega? Did your mother teach you no shame?
Get over it. Your articles have been mentioned on GamerGate wiki.

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Lol at mum-teller, I see humor is not your forté

So why are you still treating it like a holy scribe?
No.

I want you to go and tell Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, then Koncorde and JustARandommer.
 
The moment he started posting here sperging about his own personal crusade I knew some shit was up.
It's the formatting that gives it away, don't even have to read it, it's too neat and the content way too much, our guy is a fucking class 5 turbo autist, pretty rare, actually, spergs usually can't format and organize for shit, they're normally a mess, high tier autists are actually capable of producing value, but you gotta wrangle the fuckers.

Sometimes, there's a fine line in a forum post between neat and tidy and "this nigga has dead hookers in his trunk guaranteed".

OP, rub one out, take a walk around the block, and stop obsessing over horse shit, learn fucking programming or something, you have a gift, use it for good.
 
I'm confused @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9. Are you a faggot or are you not a faggot? If you are a faggot, you need to be careful around here. Guys will tell you that they want to help you by PM, but don't be fooled! They're bad nasty men who just want to show you their penises. I learned that the hard way.

Of course, I've also met some guys from here for some great j/o sessions. We don't touch each other, though, so it's totally hetero.
 
I'm confused @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9. Are you a faggot or are you not a faggot? If you are a faggot, you need to be careful around here. Guys will tell you that they want to help you by PM, but don't be fooled! They're bad nasty men who just want to show you their penises. I learned that the hard way.

Of course, I've also met some guys from here for some great j/o sessions. We don't touch each other, though, so it's totally hetero.

Balls don't touch, duh.
 
They have been informed, as has President Xi, and we have agreed to increase your medication over wireless transmissions.

Why? Are you using medications to kill me? I've heard that such is a plot to subdue those who can see through distortion fields generated by disinformation and propaganda.

Also, I've heard that the far-right loves China, @HumanHive. You never voted Democrat throughout your life, and yet you defend the likes of Koncorde, Tonino4, Wyvernkeeper, BatteryIncluded and Drmies, as well as JustARandommer.


You need to mention them on Wikipedia if you want anyone to give a shit.

Michel Pieter Aaij AKA Drmies, a bitch


Koncorde AKA British BatteryIncluded


I did. On Wikidata.

I'm confused @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9. Are you a faggot or are you not a faggot? If you are a faggot, you need to be careful around here. Guys will tell you that they want to help you by PM, but don't be fooled! They're bad nasty men who just want to show you their penises. I learned that the hard way.


Of course, I've also met some guys from here for some great j/o sessions. We don't touch each other, though, so it's totally hetero.

I am not a faggot @Karl_der_Grosse, but regardless I'll be careful. It is crawing with nasty, neo-Nazi and deplorables. Including ones who defend Wikipedia accounts.

I suspect the Mortal Engines book burning and long-term movie praise is all designed to specifically own me, just like trigger the libs, and to get me banned, all the while trying to make it as a once-in-a-lifetime adaptation. Philip Reeve seems to be fine with the movie adaptation at all, and will continue to be in that position forever and ever. This is the case for City of Ember. And COVID-19 pandemic will ensure Mortal Engines buried for a very long time.
 
Whatever you do, don't trust that Mr Magenta. He's just waiting for you to turn your back on him, because that is when Mr Magenta strikes. Strikes with hella hard cock in anus until ejaculation. It is pleasure for Mr Magenta, plowing tight male anal canal.
 
Whatever you do, don't trust that Mr Magenta. He's just waiting for you to turn your back on him, because that is when Mr Magenta strikes. Strikes with hella hard cock in anus until ejaculation. It is pleasure for Mr Magenta, plowing tight male anal canal.

Ask yourselves, was it worth it defending the following people:
Why? Because they are afraid of retaliation so they pay you and 4chan to side with you. They want to praise the Mortal Engines movie, and its crew, which got money and loan as well as general influence from the Russian government.
 
Ask yourselves, was it worth it defending the following people:
Why? Because they are afraid of retaliation so they pay you and 4chan to side with you. They want to praise the Mortal Engines movie, and its crew, which got money and loan as well as general influence from the Russian government.

Have you ever met someone and knew right away that they were the best thing that's ever happened to you? It feels strange because you've lived your entire life without even knowing they existed, but you wonder how you survived for this long without them in your life. I can honestly say that I've just felt true love for the first, and probably last, time in my life. For the longest time, you've listened to songs singing about love and romance, but you were never able to relate to them. All of the sudden, you are able to connect with nearly every single word you hear on an emotional level. You think about them literally all the time and can't imagine a future without them. It's funny how the tiniest chance encounter can have such profound effects. I feel really terrible and heartbroken now because I have to come to terms with the fact that my one true love may soon be gone for some time. The worst thing in the world is finding out that they don't share your feelings back. I know that this may seem like a lot of work just to express my feelings, but trust me, I would do so much more to show my love if I could.

I am, of course, referring to The Mortal Engine Movie!

That is why it's about time I give my one true love, The Mortal Engine Movie, the affection it deserves. Ever since I was introduced to The Mortal Engine Movie on December 14, 2018, I became an entirely new person. I was just a kid hopelessly in love with something I knew would never return my feelings.

I feel confident in saying that The Mortal Engine Movie truly is the greatest film of all time. I don't think anything will ever make me believe otherwise (except for The Mortal Engine Movie 2, of course). Not only is Hester, the multi-expressional Assassin, the greatest character ever put to film, she is also the most emotionally complex and three-dimensional character I have ever seen. I praise Peter Jackson for effectively being able to make me care so much about a character that I would not normally give the time of day. The Mortal Engine Movie has made me a better person because it taught me that there are always more layers to people. The Mortal Engine Movie has the amazing message that it is OK to be yourself in an oppressive world that arbitrarily forces you to be one thing for your entire life. I have so much newfound respect for all Cities now, especially the London. The plot of The Mortal Engine Movie is too precious, unpredictable, creative, intelligent, entertaining, and enthralling to spoil for you here, but I will say it will have you on the edge of your seat for the entire 129 minutes no matter how many times you've already watched it. Every time I see it in theaters I buy a popcorn, but never even touch it because I am too focused on The Mortal Engine Movie to notice anything going on outside of that screen. Films like The Mortal Engine Movie are so special, they offer great educational value to children of all ages AND they offer a great, engaging, intense theater experience; something that sad excuse of a film, Dunkirk, couldn't offer. When I first walked out of my first The Mortal Engine Movie screening, I was shaking because I had just been on the greatest emotional roller coaster of my life.

People may try and use Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, or IMDb as a credible source to justify why they think this masterpiece is bad. I am more than happy that The Mortal Engine Movie is receiving rocky reviews from the start. Obviously it deserves 100% everywhere and from everyone, but some of the greatest films of the past were all miserably misunderstood at the time of their initial release. Like 2001: A Space Odyssey, many people who lack the brain capacity necessary to comprehend such important, life-changing messages presented in The Mortal Engine Movie walked out of the theater. Citizen Kane, which is no longer considered the greatest film of all time since the release of The Mortal Engine Movie December 14, 2018, was widely panned by audiences for being too progressive for its time. I will be waiting for the day when film schools all around the world show their students The Mortal Engine Movie as an example of how to thematically, technically, and cinematically make a perfect film.

Don't even get me started on the comedy aspect of it! The Mortal Engine Movie is also the funniest movie ever! It has non-stop humor that makes me laugh every time I see it. Sometimes, I laugh so hard that I almost choke or pass out. Somehow, I was laughing for 250 minutes straight even though The Mortal Engine Movie is only 129 minutes! Some of the jokes just stick with you long after the movie ends and you burst out laughing whenever you think of them. To make The Mortal Engine Movie into a show would be a waste.

 
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