🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Kenobi said:
Ralph doesn´t talk to the guntguard about his revenge plans and personal life at all. Thats why the porno even took gator by suprise. So which discord skiddie would he trust more then gator?
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There is no way Gator was suprised or knew what was happening as a result of a "DM" he definitely received for real guys.
 
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The Bovinian Derivative said:
So she's basically a prisoner of the Gunt? Do we have to add fairy tale fantasy into the mix with a captured princess, just replace the dragon with a fat redneck?
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Pretty much, if she did have her devices she would've be on onlyfans and all donations will go to blm or other retarded charities.


Immortal Technique said:
Southern Dingo was the one that searched data bases for Mundane Matt's phone number for that totally epic 2am prank call. He admitted it when he went on that online Jarbo radio show.
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Dingo done it for the glory of the white race that's he's willing to go to jail for it. Man the cops would have a field day with finding his internet history and searching his house.


TherapyMan said:
I have changed my bet. I am all-in on the hacker being a Kiwi. Someone posting in this very thread, trying to create the whodunnit of the century.
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We are autist...not criminals.
 
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Vickers speaks!
 
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Crystal Golem said:
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Vickers speaks!
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lol ralph is absolutely fucked, hes probably going to be driven to do things where lack of technical know how will get you very easily found out.

Immortal Technique said:
Southern Dingo was the one that searched data bases for Mundane Matt's phone number for that totally epic 2am prank call. He admitted it when he went on that online Jarbo radio show.
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anyone know dingo well enough to see if this matches with his typing habits, sense of humor, etc?
 
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:story: This shit just gets better and better!

Can't have been Ralph, too many KF references and it doesn't read like him. In the same vein I'm leaning against it being a Ralph discord capo, he'd have a party line if Ralph had told him to do it.

Also can't be @Kraut, he would've spelled everything wrong.

So who else could it be? A spurned paypig? That dense faggot drumr? Mundane Matt? Godwinson? Tune in to find out!
 
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TheBeanz said:
:story: This shit just gets better and better!

Can't have been Ralph, too many KF references and it doesn't read like him. In the same vein I'm leaning against it being a Ralph discord capo, he'd have a party line if Ralph had told him to do it.

Also can't be @Kraut, he would've spelled everything wrong.

So who else could it be? A spurned paypig? That dense faggot drumr? Mundane Matt? Godwinson? Tune in to find out!
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Gentlemen, I see two ways of proceeding on this matter.

Option one: Mr Vickers contacts law enforcement and requests an investigation into the sabotage of his business website.
Option two: A League of Extraordinary Autists is to be formed to dig into this recent action, study the clues and identify the culprits.

The truth is out there, and through the power of autism/federal government resources it can be uncovered. 🛸👽🛸👽🛸
 
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TheBeanz said:
Can't have been Ralph, too many KF references and it doesn't read like him. In the same vein I'm leaning against it being a Ralph discord capo, he'd have a party line if Ralph had told him to do it.
So who else could it be? A spurned paypig? That dense faggot drumr? Mundane Matt? Godwinson? Tune in to find out!
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I don't know if it would be Drumr. He and Ralph had a falling out so long ago. I'm not so sure he would wait this long and this doesn't seem like his style. He'd probably make another motorcycle video telling Ralph he's crap since that stuck under Ralph's skin so much. I'm not sure Matt would do this either. He hurts ER more streaming and showing ER did worse things than he did. Godwinson? He seems to have taken a powder. Spurned paypig? Could be, but I'm not sure we've heard of one recently coming out as super anti Ralph.

If you want Ralph to suffer, why attack Vickers when it might make him stop releasing information when you know it makes ER go crazy? Whomever it is seems like more of a chaos agent. Unless ER told someone to do it for him to try to make the dad stop, plus plausible deniability.
 
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Guys. This is big.

It's not who you think it is. I've just received word from chief a-log, and mommy-dom, Booberlee that she received an encrypted message from an individual claiming responsibility for the hack on Mr. Vickers.

The message emanated from a basement-level structure in North America.
When decoded, all it contained was the message 'Expect Us' and the following image:

Cyber Terrorist Kuck Sc.jpg
 
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Pretty hilarious, but the middle of the night seems like poor timing for website defacement. Wouldn't this have had a lot more punch if it was the middle of the day when people might actually go to the site?

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Just finished the emails, and once again Ethan Ralph BTFO
Ethan, do you know the word pride?
or maybe hubris would be more fitting?
When reading the emails it could come off that Mr. Vickers is as petty as Ethan, but his convictions are so much more admirable than Ralph's.
Mr. Vickers also said things that I know got under ER's gunt flaps, like calling him short and bringing up that Vickers makes way more money as an honest man than Ralph as a faggot nazi grifter.
Bravo Mr Vickers, you said you weren't going away, please follow through. Keep the corn flowing.

"HE KEEPS DABBIN' ON ME, GATOR! MR, VICKERS KEEPS DABBIN' ON ME!"
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It's hilarious, but we can't lose sight of this all starting with "Rad Roberts" threatening to "make them famous"
PhoBingas said:
If Warski's been doing drugs up his nose for any amount of time, he's no doubt got nerve damage, but I'll give you that. There would have been a wince out of him, unless he's killed the feeling in his nose from shitty ''coke''.
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No way Warski has the money for coke anymore. I bet he's just sniffing ADD meds or maybe has a fucked up septum from snorting so much random garbage in the past and has to give it a good rip every now and again to keep things from leaking out.
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I'm not saying anyone should fill out form 211

and mail it to

Internal Revenue Service
Whistleblower Office - ICE
1973 N. Rulon White Blvd.
M/S 4110
Ogden, UT 84404

All I'm saying is that if they did they would get $45,000 dollars. I'm purely being abstract here of course. Hypothetically. In minecraft. $45,000.
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You have to come to them with concrete, actionable info. IIRC, this is more for reporting your boss with supporting documents.
 
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TherapyMan said:
I have changed my bet. I am all-in on the hacker being a Kiwi. Someone posting in this very thread, trying to create the whodunnit of the century.
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This is turning into the season finale of Yellowstone that aired this week. SOMEONE attacked the Dutton family, but we don't know who. Was it Jaime? Roarke? Rainwater? All had a motive to take out John and his entire family, we just won't know who did it until next season.
All we DO know is that Rip is going to kill a LOT of motherfuckers for this in the season opener. They shouldn't have left Rip alive.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
No way Warski has the money for coke anymore. I bet he's just sniffing ADD meds or maybe has a fucked up septum from snorting so much random garbage in the past and has to give it a good rip every now and again to keep things from leaking out.
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Would tend to agree, but he lives with his parents, more than likely on their phone plan, they probably feed him as well. He would have no expenses. And they are wealthy I've heard, maybe give him an allowance. What else would he have to buy with his lemons? Certainly isn't clothes since he's in the same wife beater every day.
 
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