Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Batman 8]

i thought it was settled, the way i see it could dick's house TECHNICALLY be a mansion? probably i dunno who cares? But is it a mansion by any common colloquial understanding of what a mansion is (large fancy aesthetically pleasing house most often with a sprawling estate and greenery) hell no.

the real issue to me is the absolute state of his yard, its withered and brown and barren

Point to the one that looks the most like Dax's crackshack.

 

[Rekkington]

If I made as much as Dax entirely on the Internet, I'd unironically rather live in a double wide somewhere an hour or two from a few metropolitan areas and save the money living in a shithole like LA would cost.

It's weird being someone his age and not having figured out that urban life is just a trick for 20-something dopes and wealthy rapists. Even the rich Jews end up moving out of the city to Connecticut or some shit. The only reason I can fathom for him wanting to remain there is that he still sees it as the only showbiz city and if you wanna go mainstream you need to slave away there. As much as I dislike Joe Rogan these days, hum and Alex Jones making successful media empires in Texas and elsewhere will help us all realize that you don't absolutely need to live in these cesspits to have studios, book guests, and everything from electricity to food is literally at least half the price.

 

[MeltyTW]

Point to the one that looks the most like Dax's crackshack.

not disagreeing, my point was that the tactic of trying to justify dicks mansion rant with technicalities real or imagined is invalid as he wasnt trying to say "oh i own an expensive but lackluster home in highly valued real estate locations" he was trying to lie and say his house looked like one of those. its dumb to try and say the shack is a mansion in the first place but even if he pulled a technicality that technically said his house was a mansion it would be as silly as handing a friend asking for a fruit a tomato, technically fruit but not what was asked for or claimed

 

[soy_king]

just found this in my folder of random bullshit and guess it's a good enough time to post it.

Jamie left because she was sick of being manipulated, and as soon as she did, he started trying to convince her how much he cared, I assume to get her back or keep her hooked on him. He sent her this creepy ass vid of him listening to Pink Floyd and probably jerking off while watching security camera footage of their final goodbye.

enjoy this nightmare fuel

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A couple things stick out for me:

1. Dax really does have some chicken legs and definitely fulfills that gym rat stereotype of only working out his bis tris and pecs.

2. The way this dude is dressed and acts is so unbelievably trashy, I wouldn't be surprised if he washes his truck in his driveway shirtless with acdc playing in the background. I'm sure his neighbors hate him.

3. Do something about your yard ffs. either water your grass or just replace it with pebbles and native flora. Too bad he shat on Jarbo otherwise he'd get a great deal on boulders.

 

[TheSimpShow]

not disagreeing, my point was that the tactic of trying to justify dicks mansion rant with technicalities real or imagined is invalid as he wasnt trying to say "oh i own an expensive but lackluster home in highly valued real estate locations" he was trying to lie and say his house looked like one of those. its dumb to try and say the shack is a mansion in the first place but even if he pulled a technicality that technically said his house was a mansion it would be as silly as handing a friend asking for a fruit a tomato, technically fruit but not what was asked for or claimed

A couple things stick out for me:

1. Dax really does have some chicken legs and definitely fulfills that gym rat stereotype of only working out his bis tris and pecs.

2. The way this dude is dressed and acts is so unbelievably trashy, I wouldn't be surprised if he washes his truck in his driveway shirtless with acdc playing in the background. I'm sure his neighbors hate him.

3. Do something about your yard ffs. either water your grass or just replace it with pebbles and native flora. Too bad he shat on Jarbo otherwise he'd get a great deal on boulders.

Holy shit Dax ole chum, you really are a balding mexi-jew. It's like looking at a Ron Jeremy impersonator only with a tiny dick.

 

[Never Scored]

I don't even understand why someone would want to live there. Look at this retarded shit:


What in the fuck? I don't even understand his street address. Here they're all like, 14 Streetname Road. His is just a string of random jibberish.

Compare that to say, Sydney, Nova Scotia which is more my speed:



And you can get a 1,700-1,800 square foot bungalow with a huge yard for under $250k. I just don't get it.

 

[Sped Xing]

2. The way this dude is dressed and acts is so unbelievably trashy, I wouldn't be surprised if he washes his truck in his driveway shirtless with acdc playing in the background. I'm sure his neighbors hate him.

I mean, I walk around my yard in literally just flipflops if I'm not doing any work, and my neighbors have no idea. As Mumkey Jones recently pointed out, if you're an online content creator, there's zero reason to move to LA.

IRC from the lolsuit, Dick's business partner lives in fucking Arizona. For a million dollars, you can set up a max effective range perimeter around a 4,000 sq ft house with a pool and a home gym.

The only reason to live in a million dollar crack shack in LA is if you need to go into the studio all the time for your big shot film career.

Orrrr


If you're a retard like Maddox and Maddax who's been desperately nibbling at the fringes of hollywood for decades, and sunk cost fallacy holds you there like a gravity well.

 

[soy_king]

I believe Dick brought it up in the trashfire stream with PPP, where he said he was the prom king and live in a mansion in LA with his hot girlfriend. There was then an extremely autistic slapfight about what counted as a mansion, as Null argued that it was a mansion because of its size, whereas others argued that Dax's house is more akin to a crack den and that size is irrelevant.

not just any mansion. he unironically said barbie dream mansion as some sort of weird flex, then simpered like a whiny bitch when zoom doxed his address on the same stream. Truly a night of epic kino.

 

[Sped Xing]

The first mansion he can think of is a doll house .

Kinda puts all the brony rumors in a different light, no?

 

[waffle]

His description of the cuties controversy was pretty dishonest, and clearly an attempt to get the reaction he wanted out of Sean.

 

[Never Scored]

His description of the cuties controversy was pretty dishonest, and clearly an attempt to get the reaction he wanted out of Sean.

I can't be arsed to listen to it. How did he describe it?

 

[Freedom Fries]

1. Dax really does have some chicken legs and definitely fulfills that gym rat stereotype of only working out his bis tris and pecs.

Below the knee, leg size is basically just genetic and we don't have a great angle to judge his quads which IMO is the easiest indicator. If anything I'd bet he uses those functionally useless leg extension and curl machines / "functional exercises" and neglects really getting after the big 2, squats and deadlifts, because while fun they are probably the 2 least pleasant basic lifts. The stance he's taking leaned back like that certainly makes it seem like he isn't used to heavy weight up around his waist/torso, but that's pretty wild speculation. Maybe he's just trying to grind his dick harder. Pretty much just looks like a normal guy his age fitness wise with genetically reasonably broad shoulders .

2. The way this dude is dressed and acts is so unbelievably trashy, I wouldn't be surprised if he washes his truck in his driveway shirtless with acdc playing in the background. I'm sure his neighbors hate him.

Washing your truck shirtless while playing rock is one of the joys in life. That PDA was pretty gratuitous though. The standing sex thing is really not meant for public situations and neither is obvious ass grabbing.

3. Do something about your yard ffs. either water your grass or just replace it with pebbles and native flora. Too bad he shat on Jarbo otherwise he'd get a great deal on boulders.

yeah wtf even is that, just dirt? Why would you have a dirt lawn for a $1M house?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I don't even understand why someone would want to live there. Look at this retarded shit:
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What in the fuck? I don't even understand his street address. Here there all like, 14 Streetname Road. His is just a string of random jibberish.

Compare that to say, Sydney, Nova Scotia which is more my speed:

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And you can get a 1,700-1,800 square foot bungalow with a huge yard for under $250k. I just don't get it.

You are thinking too logically. Understanding Dax's choice to stay in LA boils down to a hand full of reasons.

1. Family. It seems this is the only people Dax is close to because no matter how shitty of a person Dax is they can't disavow him. They all want to stay in LA because his father is successful and sees no reason to leave & his sister has a family there.

2. Broken people to prey on. LA is a shit hole full of chuckle fucking gutter sluts desperate to make it and who have 0 self respect.

3. Dreams that eventually he will break into the entertainment industry. Why else waste your time doing UCB garbage for so long? UCB took time away from the stuff that Dax actually became known for, internet stuff. Dax desperately wants to be in the entertainment industry whether it be as a writer or an actor.

4. Bragging and Clout. In the JLH leaks he shits on JLH's husband for wanting to be the crossfit king of "nothing Tyler Texas". If you are not familar with Texas, Tyler is next door to Austin Texas. However Dax gets to say he lives in a Barbie DREEEEEEAAAM mansion in Los Angeles California and talk about how cool LA is while simultaniously saying he hates it but saying his close ties to his family force him to live in this shitty city he claims to hate but thinks is sooooo cool.

If I were Dax and as broken and shitty of a person as him, I'd move to Las Vegas. The money he paid for a home in LA would have bought a normal modest 3 or 4 Bedroom home in Vegas. He'd be only be a few hours away from family and could still take weekend trips out to see them. His day job is all work from home crap anyways. Plenty of attractive broken people to prey on in Vegas. Dax still gets to brag about how he lives in an actually cool city while pretending to hate all the awesome touristy stuff there.

However, Dax would have to give up on his dreams of becoming an actor or selling scripts... And Dax can never let go of his dream.

 

[TheSimpShow]

The first mansion he can think of is a doll house .

Kinda puts all the brony rumors in a different light, no?

Those aren't the only toy's he's into.

 

[soy_king]

Below the knee, leg size is basically just genetic and we don't have a great angle to judge his quads which IMO is the easiest indicator. If anything I'd bet he uses those functionally useless leg extension and curl machines / "functional exercises" and neglects really getting after the big 2, squats and deadlifts, because while fun they are probably the 2 least pleasant basic lifts. The stance he's taking leaned back like that certainly makes it seem like he isn't used to heavy weight up around his waist/torso, but that's pretty wild speculation. Maybe he's just trying to grind his dick harder. Pretty much just looks like a normal guy his age fitness wise with genetically reasonably broad shoulders .

Washing your truck shirtless while playing rock is one of the joys in life. That PDA was pretty gratuitous though. The standing sex thing is really not meant for public situations and neither is obvious ass grabbing.

From what I remember he used to be very opposed to leg day, and it's pretty obvious hes got no thighs.

As for the truck washing, I'm also guessing you dont own a 1 million dollar "mansion" in the middle of LA. Even if he doesnt, he unironically looks like the type of person dr. disrespect mocks with his persona, right down to the 80s hair and moustache.

 

[Crystal Golem]

His description of the cuties controversy was pretty dishonest, and clearly an attempt to get the reaction he wanted out of Sean.

Said this before but it's still relevant. Ironically maddax is doing everything he accused destiny of in that little mini debate that dax got spanked in. Well almost destiny can actually have people on his show without having five other people to back him up. Dax is now more of a pussy than destiny which is just hilarious.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Said this before but it's still relevant. Ironically maddax is doing everything he accused destiny of in that little mini debate that dax got spanked in. Well almost destiny can actually have people on his show without having five other people to back him up. Dax is now more of a pussy than destiny which is just hilarious.

Considering Dax debates like destiny, it's no surprise he also encouraged his woman take big black dicks, as well as the fact Dax has had his own cumstache on a few occasions. These are facts.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Given that this thread seems to slow down for brief moments then picks up because retarded unbelievable shit about Dax drops just as soon as you think it's over, what do you think his birthday (in October when he actually turns 40 officially) will produce for the harvest?


That pic and joke are old as dirt now, but it was the #1 Reddit post.
Oh Reddit News I guess.

S-s-s-s-see g-g-guys? Dax is not a lolcow because he is self aware AMIRITE?

Bold move. Sound cloud clip is a joke Maddox made about how banging a pregnant chick is like having a threesome cause it's like you are banging the kid too. Cringey, yeah but it's obviously a joke. While Maddox has mad some other cringe comments showing sympathy for non-offending pedophiles (this is when there was a weird coordinated blog effort to push MAP sympathy and Maddox started reading too many think pieces), at least Maddox has never advocated for a specific pedo and argued that you need to have pedophiles in your inner circle.

Looks like fans give 0 fucks about Biggest problem in the 2niverse: the quest for more money

Okay that is some epic low key trolling. I honestly am shocked someone hasn't uploaded Dax crying over security footage saying goodbye to JLH on the Reddit. Also shocked no A logs have started fucking with the subreddit that the Maddax mods took over /r/madcastmedia for those unaware with lore or the homo rainbow that is Reddit, if you go inactive on a sub on Reddit for a while you can ask Reddit if you can have it. Eventually Maddax mods got control cause Maddox's podcasts were dead and he wasn't logging in anymore.

oh..... well, good job Chronus_poo. Carry on.

Oh check out the current pinned Mod post that run the subreddit put up. Looks like a Maddax mod got banned. Great representation of your brand Dax Herrera.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wasn’t here for the original “mansion” debate but just want to correct the assertion that you have to go to Beverly Hills or Malibu to find a neighborhood with houses larger than 1300 sq ft. Utter rubbish and anyone who cares can look at neighborhoods like Hancock Park, Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, Beverlywood, and much of west LA for a reality check. You can pay upwards of $2M just for a shitty tear-down in those places. Dax, whose home is not a mansion, lives one step up from a ghetto.

But the point to remember is this: Even people who live in actual mansions — accompanied by the swimming pools, guest houses, and well-tended grounds they always come with — do not refer to them as mansions.

Just like real men who date actual 10s don’t describe them on a number scale as if they are livestock. Dax, as ever, has to inflate his worth in every area of life due to an obvious inferiority complex. He was 100% that kid in school who bragged about his father’s middle management job and had to tell everybody whenever one of his parents got a new car (which was at best something like a nice Chevy or secondhand, low-end BMW). The put-on bravado is such a glaring attempt to mask his insecurity that only his incel ride-or-die fans look at Dax’s shabby costume and see a real life hero.

Imagine needing that kind of validation, and so very much of it, from rubes and basement dwellers.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

just found this in my folder of random bullshit and guess it's a good enough time to post it.

Jamie left because she was sick of being manipulated, and as soon as she did, he started trying to convince her how much he cared, I assume to get her back or keep her hooked on him. He sent her this creepy ass vid of him listening to Pink Floyd and probably jerking off while watching security camera footage of their final goodbye.

enjoy this nightmare fuel

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I just realized something. Dax claimed when Buzzbees canceled his Maddox funeral he implied the owner sent him threats and his security camera was cut. When people asked for the footage he claimed that it magically never worked and he didn't know because he never checks it.

But here we see he not only checks it, he saves his favorite moments.

There also was never a police report filed for this damage to his property. While people correctly have pointed out "police don't do anything and wouldn't do shit" Dax was talking about taking the owners to small claims court and suing for breach of contract, and to have the "Glorified insurance statement" from the police along side threatening texts would be a slam dunk in actions taken further down the road. Looks like begging for e-sympathy because giving money to Dax Herrera = Giving money to free speech and freedom and fighting those dirty political enemies who attack him and his fans... Or maybe Dax is just so manly that he refuses to snitch to police but will cry to his fans in hopes that they will ramp up wacky antics that happen to Buzzbees on his show. Surely has nothing to do with filing false reports being a crime.

Or maybe the person who guessed Hystrionic Personality Disorder nailed it and Dax just needed some attention. Sociopath + Histrionic Personality Disorder is the best way to describe how Dax Herrera behaves.