Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Tragi-Chan]

I wish one of Jake's "friends"would send shit like this to him. He'd never listen to advice about not trooning out, but maybe he'd take writing advice if it was clearing pointing out gaffes like this. Or not, he ignores a lot of other inconvenient facts.

He’d probably just be a massive asshole about it.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I wish one of Jake's "friends"would send shit like this to him. He'd never listen to advice about not trooning out, but maybe he'd take writing advice if it was clearing pointing out gaffes like this. Or not, he ignores a lot of other inconvenient facts.

That's a one-way ticket to being called a mansplainer. Don't you know Violet is a professional writer? Just the other day, she had a tweet with over 50 likes! God, men are the worst when they correct your obvious errors.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Yeah, I belatedly realised that that was when he was still at home and he was therefore having a tantrum about the householder looking at the mail that was delivered to her home.
but didn't he claim that the fire department ran over all the mailboxes of trans people in Niantic?

Must have been a TERF fire truck driver.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I wish one of Jake's "friends"would send shit like this to him. He'd never listen to advice about not trooning out, but maybe he'd take writing advice if it was clearing pointing out gaffes like this. Or not, he ignores a lot of other inconvenient facts.

He's way too much of a coward to be clear when he writes things like that. Part of what makes him a noise making thing is his insane cowardice.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The weird part of Jake being so cowardly is that he has nothing to lose by naming names. If anything he’d gain followers.
It’s the same with the dox. It wasn’t pointless to deny it before but now it’s really pointless. Yeah he’s fat neckbeard in sweatpants and sped shoes but so are 99% of troons.
The coolie hat and Rakshasa might cause him problems but both have explanations albeit autistic ones. Well the Rakshasa has less of a good one, you just have to assume Jake chose a D&D female monster and didn’t think of the racist implications.

But he doesn’t even have a job to lose if he goes all in and says Chelsea is a lying cunt. If anything the other troons will buddy up to him for speaking out.

 

[polyester]

But he doesn’t even have a job to lose if he goes all in and says Chelsea is a lying cunt.

But he has his "heroic Nazi fighter" identity to loose, because he built that around his participation in Chelsea's CON chat group.

Even if he'd come up with the courage to openly criticize Chelsea, he couldn't do it in a way that also casts doubt on CON. So, endless vagueposting it is.

 

[Haramburger]

The weird part of Jake being so cowardly is that he has nothing to lose by naming names.

His ultimate life goal from 2014 or possibly earlier was and still is to woo m'lady Zoe Quinn. Even when he called her out with his own vague zoepost, it was from the point of view that "Randi bad, please do better! I've finally done something better than you, this is supposed to be 'Check'!" He wrote it expecting change from her, which obviously would never come. Years later, he still holds out hope that she'll come around by manipulating others and becoming popular enough himself to change her mind indirectly.

Jake never gave a real fuck about Soha other than Zoe/Chelsea saying she was bad. Jake was literally following orders well after the war was over, Onoda-style(coincidentally, Hiroo Onoda the WWII soldier who was still fighting autonomously 29 years after the end died in 2014 when gamergate started). Jake does have his own interests and goals in gaming, but trying to impress Chelsea is still what drives a good 50% of anything he's doing publicly.

 

[AnOminous]

The weird part of Jake being so cowardly is that he has nothing to lose by naming names. If anything he’d gain followers.
It’s the same with the dox. It wasn’t pointless to deny it before but now it’s really pointless. Yeah he’s fat neckbeard in sweatpants and sped shoes but so are 99% of troons.
The coolie hat and Rakshasa might cause him problems but both have explanations albeit autistic ones. Well the Rakshasa has less of a good one, you just have to assume Jake chose a D&D female monster and didn’t think of the racist implications.

Speaking of Jake's racism.

6/4/2019 4:14:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '585607421330718720 Hobgoblins really are sort of inherently the best monster to try to unionize.
6/4/2019 4:14:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '585607672557207553 Well OK, vegepygmies might be better, but, they don't need the help


Doesn't Jake know that "pygmies" is a racist slur? This white man is very problematic.

Well the Rakshasa has less of a good one, you just have to assume Jake chose a D&D female monster and didn’t think of the racist implications.

He called her the male form of the name. So he misgendered her. And the only reason he picked it is because it is Hindu, so it was also an ethnic and religious slur.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The weird part of Jake being so cowardly is that he has nothing to lose by naming names. If anything he’d gain followers.

That's the relentless cowardice, if anyone remotely close to him can criticize him for what he says he will shrink down and hide underneath his penis as seen in the Soha incident.
I have made the comparison before: Jake will gladly kick the corpse of the lynching victim when it's laying on the ground, before that he will be comfy in the mob shouting things.
With that I mean that he needs to be on the winning side before engaging, with Soha he thought he was. Glinner is another case where he can strut like a matador without a bull in the arena.

 

[bottomfeeder]

Jake is the boogeyman your english teachers imagine when they tell you not to write run-on sentences.

I’ve been jonesing to see some of his awful sentences graphed high school English style. Anyone up to the challenge? One of my absolute favorites is his Twitter about.

“If you ask I can probably dig that one thread you remember I posted about a thing forever ago back up.”

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'd love to know what his longest single sentence was, maybe I'll take a crack at pulling that out of the data.
The idea: take the top googleshngs by post count, string them together into single blobs of text, then find the longest distance between two periods. And then throw out the many false positives,

 

[kaien]

I wish one of Jake's "friends"would send shit like this to him. He'd never listen to advice about not trooning out, but maybe he'd take writing advice if it was clearing pointing out gaffes like this. Or not, he ignores a lot of other inconvenient facts.

Jake will take correction only in very rare circumstances. He has to be obviously, blatantly, comically wrong, and the correction has to come from someone that he's sucking up to. And even then he'll weasel around the issue instead of simply admitting he fucked up.

The only two people I can think of who've been able to do it are Arthur Chu and Crystal Frasier.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Double posting, but whatevah. Place your bets: just how long is the longest Jake sentence of all time?

Spoiler: How Long?

1252 God Damned Characters

Spoiler: The Winner

Because really the only other option you have is to jump in and try to "defend" your friend, which you can only really do by attacking the character and/or credibility of whoever's upset with them, and whether you're in the right or not (which, I can't stress this enough, you don't actually have enough information to know), you are now getting into it with someone who has friends who are going to default to the assumption that you're some random fight picking jerk and things just get real Hatfields and McCoys real quick, pulling in this huge expanding cloud of friends of friends of friends and preexisting enemies smelling blood in their water and trying to spin this thing as an extension of their thing and aside from the stress all those folks now have to deal with, and anyone else who got pulled in because someone assumed everyone they imagine as their enemy is on the other side of this new front in the great Forever War, but that friend you were originally trying to help by "defending" them is now dealing with like half a dozen to several thousand people who are convinced they're the devil instead of just the one person they originally had an issue with, and a whole truckload of accusations to contend with instead of just the one.

Originally part of this googleshng: https://archive.md/1j8t1 (https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1060402979721883648)

There were 16 in total that passed the 1000-character mark.

 

[AnOminous]

Double posting, but whatevah. Place your bets: just how long is the longest Jake sentence of all time?

Spoiler: How Long?

1252 God Damned Characters

Spoiler: The Winner

Because really the only other option you have is to jump in and try to "defend" your friend, which you can only really do by attacking the character and/or credibility of whoever's upset with them, and whether you're in the right or not (which, I can't stress this enough, you don't actually have enough information to know), you are now getting into it with someone who has friends who are going to default to the assumption that you're some random fight picking jerk and things just get real Hatfields and McCoys real quick, pulling in this huge expanding cloud of friends of friends of friends and preexisting enemies smelling blood in their water and trying to spin this thing as an extension of their thing and aside from the stress all those folks now have to deal with, and anyone else who got pulled in because someone assumed everyone they imagine as their enemy is on the other side of this new front in the great Forever War, but that friend you were originally trying to help by "defending" them is now dealing with like half a dozen to several thousand people who are convinced they're the devil instead of just the one person they originally had an issue with, and a whole truckload of accusations to contend with instead of just the one.

Originally part of this googleshng: https://archive.md/1j8t1 (https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1060402979721883648)

There were 16 in total that passed the 1000-character mark.

And this rambling lunatic considers himself a "writer."

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Double posting, but whatevah. Place your bets: just how long is the longest Jake sentence of all time?

Spoiler: How Long?

1252 God Damned Characters

Spoiler: The Winner

Because really the only other option you have is to jump in and try to "defend" your friend, which you can only really do by attacking the character and/or credibility of whoever's upset with them, and whether you're in the right or not (which, I can't stress this enough, you don't actually have enough information to know), you are now getting into it with someone who has friends who are going to default to the assumption that you're some random fight picking jerk and things just get real Hatfields and McCoys real quick, pulling in this huge expanding cloud of friends of friends of friends and preexisting enemies smelling blood in their water and trying to spin this thing as an extension of their thing and aside from the stress all those folks now have to deal with, and anyone else who got pulled in because someone assumed everyone they imagine as their enemy is on the other side of this new front in the great Forever War, but that friend you were originally trying to help by "defending" them is now dealing with like half a dozen to several thousand people who are convinced they're the devil instead of just the one person they originally had an issue with, and a whole truckload of accusations to contend with instead of just the one.

Originally part of this googleshng: https://archive.md/1j8t1 (https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1060402979721883648)

There were 16 in total that passed the 1000-character mark.

This is like reading Finnegan’s Wake, Jesus.

 

[repentance]

This is like reading Finnegan’s Wake, Jesus.

But the only reason people don't hire Jake as a writer is whisper networks, right?

 

[Windex]

3/2018 12:35:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475023997126443008 OK I am having a very weird day so far.
8/3/2018 12:37:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475024314261962752 A very close friend just spewed some nazi garbage at me and a total dirtbag who dumped a giant pile of abuse on me and a friend made ammends with said friend?
8/3/2018 12:38:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475024741997084674 it really doesn't
8/3/2018 12:45:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475026523422851073 not something I am in a position to do at the moment
8/3/2018 12:56:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475029094539460609 Well I mean, on the apology front it was this guy- https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1025194735806361601
8/3/2018 12:56:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475029492432109569 and apparently quite legit. He... apparently bothered to actually look into why everyone kept telling him the 2 biggest scumbags in RPGs are the 2 biggest scumbags in RPGs, and had a big ol' "Oh crap" moment, particularly realizing he'd kinda directed them at a friend of mine, apologized like crazy, made material ammends
8/3/2018 12:56:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475029506281832448 just... not to me
8/3/2018 1:01:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475030585744556032 to be fair he may very well still not actually know I exist, but, I am all for dudes turning out to just be absurdly oblivious rather than evil, and TOTALLY on board with friends getting better industry contacts
8/3/2018 1:02:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475030821183684610 Particularly recently unemployed friends with active hate mobs

So, he’s expecting someone who doesn’t know he exists to apologize to him and make “material amends”? He even says so, himself, that the nasty comments or whatever was “directed at a friend of mine.” So, why would he be a party to any apology, or the financial aspect of it?

I know logic isn’t Jake’s strong suit, but surely even he’d grasp that someone can’t apologize to you if they don’t know you exist?

(And why would they owe you an apology - and amends -in that case?)

Sure, that’s an expected Jake take - gimmie gimmie - but still entirely oblivious to the facts he himself stated, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he retweeted/signal-boosted the actually aggrieved party’s tweets, and that’s his only involvement.

 

[Thumb Butler]

No wonder the therapist quit.

 

[muh_moobs]

@SecretGamerGrrl i started this bc you made me realize that Samus has troublesome monkey children

Since when was Samus a slave owner?

 

[kaien]

No wonder the therapist quit.

Jake views therapy not as a tool for self-improvement, but an obstacle he has to grudgingly navigate to get free shit. Unless whoever he's seeing needs money in the worst way (enough to keep a Medicaid malingerer on the hook), this will be the outcome with whoever he sees.