Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[muh_moobs]

Yeah but I mean, he was 27 by the time Obama was elected. I just think at that point it's on him, not how he was raised.

The way you're raised as a child impacts the decisions you make as an adult.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He has a couple posts on his Googleshng Rants page where he speculates that he's actually some kind of a hermaphrodite.

In a way, by latching onto being a woman so late he got bypassed in the progressive stack, now the cool thing is being an asexual non-binary agender asshole on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

Jake pimps his Twitter a lot on the Discord.

Nora REEEEEEEd.

Violet 11-Jun-19 04:21 PM https://twitter.com/NoraReed/status/1138585885400637440 Low Gravitas Warning Signal (@NoraReed) @SecretGamerGrrl ducks were invented in the 1950s as part of a CIA anti-communist plot Twitter 3 (This has been my mentions all day, it's kinda great)


Jake the cunt orders people around.

Violet 21-Jun-19 03:36 PM https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1142199229592625152 Secret Gamer Girl (@SecretGamerGrrl) Also, please don't reply to this creep, indepenently do anything to egg them on, or really have anything to do with them beyond possibly filing reports. And when you ignore that last plea, please don't tag me in. Nor tag in the United Nations' twitter official verified ac... Twitter





Violet 30-Jan-20 09:26 PM https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1223076585458360320 Secret Gamer Girl (@SecretGamerGrrl) @KayinNasaki ... Wait what time do you have to finish Doom under for her to take off her armor and let you replay the whole thing in a leotard? I don't think I've ever seen anyone pull it off. Twitter 2

Violet 26-Jul-20 07:16 PM ... https://twitter.com/badbags/status/1287506694684250112 Sarah (@badbags) @SecretGamerGrrl Many sports didn’t have women’s events until the mid nineties (in the UK at least) they were still classified as ladies. Twitter

Violet 29-May-18 02:23 PM ... for a reply to someone with no shared followers or a big platform, this goofy little joke sure seems to be weirdly popular- https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1001335203137310720 Secret Gamer Girl (@SecretGamerGrrl) @weeble @lilithdarkmoon I too would play Worf Fortress. Likes 259 Twitter


Asexual Jake is very concerned about pornography.

Violet 03-Dec-18 03:52 PM Crossposting for what little consolation this is: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1069730677480927234 Secret Gamer Girl (@SecretGamerGrrl) In light of Tumblr shooting their own foot off today, reply to this post and I will (probably) post links to wherever you keep your art. Exceptions made obviously for creepy bigots, people I don't like, linking illegal stuff, and I'd prefer to avoid porn visible in my retw... Twitter


Samus is a tranny REEEEEE.

Violet 12-Jan-19 03:57 AM Me, earlier, in a feverish rambling stupor: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1084011759323828224 Secret Gamer Girl (@SecretGamerGrrl) Side note, I don't have money for a proper commission but if me pointing out that Samus is one of those trans women with pets as an outlet for maternal drives should happen to inspire anyone to paint/doodle her sitting in her ship trying to focus on something with an eteco... Twitter This random person: https://twitter.com/bishoujoworld/status/1084053594179948544 Kara (@bishoujoworld) @SecretGamerGrrl i started this bc you made me realize that Samus has troublesome monkey children who always want to cuddle Twitter


Nail polish (careful on Discord links which are to the server and can compromise privacy).

Violet 22-Sep-19 04:13 PM So today I looked at how my nail polish was chipping away, and, oh hey that's just rad: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593681419293818932/625436018354552842/20190922_165755.jpg Although it is short one tower: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593681419293818932/625443440980918301/unknown.png And after posting it publicly someone did this based on it, which I love to death: https://twitter.com/thedxman/status/1175897164352053249 =-DX (@thedxman) @SecretGamerGrrl Here ya go! =-DX Twitter




A rambling Googleshng accusing a "friend" of spewing "Nazi garbage."

He recursively links to an incomprehensible Twitter Googleshng in the middle of his Discord Googleshng, so the people who have no fucking idea what he's even talking about on Discord can go over to Twitter and have no fucking idea what he's even talking about on Twitter either.

8/3/2018 12:35:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475023997126443008 OK I am having a very weird day so far.
8/3/2018 12:37:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475024314261962752 A very close friend just spewed some nazi garbage at me and a total dirtbag who dumped a giant pile of abuse on me and a friend made ammends with said friend?
8/3/2018 12:38:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475024741997084674 it really doesn't
8/3/2018 12:45:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475026523422851073 not something I am in a position to do at the moment
8/3/2018 12:56:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475029094539460609 Well I mean, on the apology front it was this guy- https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1025194735806361601
8/3/2018 12:56:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475029492432109569 and apparently quite legit. He... apparently bothered to actually look into why everyone kept telling him the 2 biggest scumbags in RPGs are the 2 biggest scumbags in RPGs, and had a big ol' "Oh crap" moment, particularly realizing he'd kinda directed them at a friend of mine, apologized like crazy, made material ammends
8/3/2018 12:56:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475029506281832448 just... not to me
8/3/2018 1:01:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475030585744556032 to be fair he may very well still not actually know I exist, but, I am all for dudes turning out to just be absurdly oblivious rather than evil, and TOTALLY on board with friends getting better industry contacts
8/3/2018 1:02:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '475030821183684610 Particularly recently unemployed friends with active hate mobs


When has this fat fuck not had a "rough few days" or other whiny bullshit?

10/27/2018 11:50:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '505996821190148096 just gonna drop this here- https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1056437045755813888





REEEE Nazis. This fat fuck thinks he could do anything with a sledgehammer. Like the pussy could even lift one.

2/8/2019 12:07:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '543523396231757836 speaking of, I am very much having a day where I wouldn't mind borrowing a sledgehammer and some nazis heads if anyone has either lying around
2/8/2019 12:09:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '543523816345698324 for real though, anyone who's really bored and really desensitized is more than welcome to wade through my replies today and just report every damn post.
2/8/2019 12:13:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '543524739172270080 No way I'm linking directly to anything this disgusting, but the first post under the pinned here points at an example, and all the other examples are replying to the same post as that piece of garbage: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl


2/15/2019 4:05:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '546119830609068033 meanwhile I'm still over here flying off the handle about this- https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1096550810106900482
2/15/2019 4:19:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '546123533915521025 Looks like. That's a huge load off my mind.




REEEEEEE Nazis.

6/7/2019 11:08:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '586798571442143253 Does throwing dudes a lifeline ever end with them doing anything other than fashioning it into a noose? https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1137237803941670912






Chimping about Blue Mars.

8/8/2019 3:09:00 AM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '608965323470667786 the result of my dark work is here but it's not especially safe for work and maybe bring eye bleach: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1159349060429647877




REEEEE Graham Linehan REEEEE random pictures of fat guys REEEEEEE

12/19/2019 1:50:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '657339171878338592 And is it bad enough to distract all these people writing fanfiction about how Graham Linehan is a TERF because I refused to sleep with him? Because I am so ready for that to stop.
12/19/2019 1:58:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '657341096963080234 Balrog- Graham Linehan recently decided to make his own version of twitter (With blackjack! And hookers!) so he could say stuff that'd maybe get him banned, and specifically what he's been on a tear there about (and on twitter) this week is how I personally am fat and ugly and have cooties and must totally actually look like that photo Kiwi Farms pulled out of a random image search and declared was me...
12/19/2019 1:59:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '657341200134832150 So people were starting to randomly speculate "hey, did he used to have a crush on me or something?"
12/19/2019 1:59:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '657341360822681625 so I went "well, let me dig through my old DMs here" https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1206460768247537664/photo/1




REEEEEEE muh mentions! This is about a Tesla tweet that's already been posted here.

5/12/2020 3:49:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '709900025622298755 oh damn, RIP my mentions.
5/12/2020 3:49:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '709900052612644945 https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1259979911814619136
5/12/2020 3:49:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '709900188881387520 3263 RTs. Enough replies from weirdos that I can only see back 5 hours.
5/12/2020 3:52:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '709900855075274883 Really is one of the weirder cults out there.



Twitch stuff

Violet 23-Apr-20 12:30 AM https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidCheerfulBubbleteaLitty The best line in Hydrophobia: Prophecy - Clip of secretgamergrrl - ... Clip of secretgamergrrl Playing Games + Demos - Clipped by sfthewolf


More asexual Jake.

1/30/2020 9:26:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '672674060458786826 https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1223076585458360320

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Considering that he's a puritanical recluse with the unfortunate combination of a micropenis and morbid obesity, his stated lack of interest in the actus veneris, and the fact that Chelsea has yet to fall from the heavens to his doorstep, bound and gagged, it's a pretty safe assumption.

His microdick might just be him having a small penis and being tremendously obese. From puberty onwards he probably gained weight at the same rate or faster than his genitals grew.

The gnome lies about everything though. Can you imagine that he's not spending his long nights jostling is little gnome stick to transformation porn?

With his height, lack of hair and beard he's not been missing out on testosterone. If he's not jacking it and never have then he must have wet dreams about something.

If he's not a recluse who's mind is being warped by consuming porn then why would he think Poison from Street Fighter 5 is modestly clothed and has the "body of a real world woman"? Plus, he keeps posting a picture of a pornstar to show what trans-women look like and it has a watermark from a chinese torrent forum filled with porn.
Post about Poison with pictures: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/secre...-cassandra-ocean.23920/page-1262#post-6229306
That's him 16 months removed from mom.

Something like that. He claimed it was a "big hearty meal for me to make up for it". I'm not sure if the "it" is his gnomish hunger or horrible domestic abuse.

"Not eating all day" when mom is the one making the food during the time she's both at home and awake doesn't mean much and I doubt she was making a big hearthy meal at 7am before he goes to bed and she goes to work. Thinking about it it really sounds like the dinner he eats as breakfast or brunch wasn't ready. Being slovenly and eating like a 70's power lifter for 20 years can't have helped his weight.

 

[AnOminous]

Why in the fuck would Rachel make a huge meal, then eat it all by herself?

Given how Jake turns a kernel of truth into a cornfield of lies, most likely she was making a meal for guests or an event, then Jake got butthurt when she slapped his hand and told him to go nuke himself a Hot Pocket.

Something about how he phrases things is absolutely fucking insufferable.

"Haven't eaten all day. 4 hours ago someone told me they were preparing a big hearty meal for me to make up for it, and... that has not materialized."

Materialized. Like it just fucking manifests itself out of thin air. And to make up for it. To make up for what? Like this cunt is owed something? Every time I see shit like this from this grotesquely obese tub of shit, I want to see him beaten.

 

[Haramburger]

And as if there were any doubt Jake is actually secretgamergrrl, he admits it.


12/3/2018 3:52:00 PM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '519299903923683328 Crossposting for what little consolation this is: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1069730677480927234
1/12/2019 3:57:00 AM Violet#6360 '249441349839880194 Violet '533615505693736980 Me, earlier, in a feverish rambling stupor: https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/1084011759323828224

Despite his quintuple cross-referenced confirmations of who he is, he continues to brag that he's never been doxed so admissions like these are always a treat.

 

[AnOminous]

Despite his quintuple cross-referenced confirmations of who he is, he continues to brag that he's never been doxed so admissions like these are always a treat.

Ironically, his autistic denial of being doxed has probably inspired people to dox him more thoroughly than any other KF target has ever been doxed.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Despite his quintuple cross-referenced confirmations of who he is, he continues to brag that he's never been doxed so admissions like these are always a treat.

Ironically, his autistic denial of being doxed has probably inspired people to dox him more thoroughly than any other KF target has ever been doxed.

Is he now going to just start ignoring us? I refuse to believe he hasn't seen this yet, or that nobody has brought it up.

 

[Haramburger]

Is he now going to just start ignoring us? I refuse to believe he hasn't seen this yet, or that nobody has brought it up.

We haven't heard of any mole purges, so he's probably just completely unaware. Carry on, you dirty diggers!

Of his recent two weeks of streaming, one of his Risk of Rain vids almost reached 50 views, pretty unusual compared to the others. That one might be worth a listen if anyone can stomach it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Of his recent two weeks of streaming, one of his Risk of Rain vids almost reached 50 views, pretty unusual compared to the others. That one might be worth a listen if anyone can stomach it.

I want to put out the call for volunteers again - can anyone reupload these videos to Youtube to get the Goog Machine's automatically generated subtitles, so we can just search the text? I'd do it myself but it's just impossible with my internet connection.

 

[Haramburger]

I want to put out the call for volunteers again - can anyone reupload these videos to Youtube to get the Goog Machine's automatically generated subtitles, so we can just search the text? I'd do it myself but it's just impossible with my internet connection.

the first three minutes of it is quaint; SFthewolf and Jake debate how to start the stream so that they don't accidentally doxx their discord friends watching. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Russ Greer is trying to get a jury trial... Jake gets doxed (again)... 2020 ain't ALL bad

 

[BurningPewter]

Am I crazy or is there a "future-troon-autist" look that shows up in HS pics?
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It's the cheekiness of the smile. Like they're hiding a naughty secret which they know is coming out when it's ready. They're not even sure what it is yet -they'll need the internet for that - but they know something naughty in them is lying in wait to emerge.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah but I mean, he was 27 by the time Obama was elected. I just think at that point it's on him, not how he was raised.


I have zero concrete evidence for this, but I suspect his transgenderism started with transhumanism. Back in his /tg/ days, years before getting on Twitter, he loved playing Eclipse Phase, which is some transhuman-themed tabletop RPG where you can download yourself into new bodies, or something like that. I'm guessing between that and the general degeneracy he was immersed in, something clicked inside him and he said "Yeah, this is my bag."
Remember, in "Eat Quest" he was turning men into enormously busty women before "MvM" even hit the shelves.

I assumed the catalyst was Ranma 1/2. We know he was into the series as a kid, and one of his few articles that he actually wrote over the past five years was on how Ranma is actually trans (with his usual shallow reasoning). In that series, Ranma is able to instantly transform into... a busty redhead.

The transformation would often happen against his will, which may have been the seed of one of Jake’s other apparent fetishes, namely being intimately and humiliatingly exposed to the gaze of others.

His microdick might just be him having a small penis and being tremendously obese. From puberty onwards he probably gained weight at the same rate or faster than his genitals grew.

That’s what I assumed. His total lack of anatomical knowledge ties into this. I remember in one of his Googleshngs, he said that hormones cause male genitalia to invert by themselves - I suspect what actually happened was that he moved out, started using hormones and started eating even worse than before, causing his willy to disappear even faster.

Ironically, his autistic denial of being doxed has probably inspired people to dox him more thoroughly than any other KF target has ever been doxed.

That, and the blatant lies. If he hadn’t said anything about his living situation, or the lesbian rape gangs, or all the Nazis lusting after his hot body, we’d still think he was a bearded gnome living with his mom. And it wouldn’t matter. But he piqued our curiosity with his hysteria.

 

[An Ghost]

We haven't heard of any mole purges, so he's probably just completely unaware. Carry on, you dirty diggers!

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Of his recent two weeks of streaming, one of his Risk of Rain vids almost reached 50 views, pretty unusual compared to the others. That one might be worth a listen if anyone can stomach it.

I think i linked the popular one upthread to show off what jake sounds like post leak. We are unironically Jake's biggest fans.

 

[Haramburger]

I think i linked the popular one upthread to show off what jake sounds like post leak. We are unironically Jake's biggest fans.

Honestly he doesn't sound any different today from when he was full beard on youtube explaining Massive Vs. the Masses in two minutes. Not that he was masculine then, those pinched nostrils meant he's always been high-pitched but male-sounding.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah but I mean, he was 27 by the time Obama was elected. I just think at that point it's on him, not how he was raised.


I have zero concrete evidence for this, but I suspect his transgenderism started with transhumanism. Back in his /tg/ days, years before getting on Twitter, he loved playing Eclipse Phase, which is some transhuman-themed tabletop RPG where you can download yourself into new bodies, or something like that. I'm guessing between that and the general degeneracy he was immersed in, something clicked inside him and he said "Yeah, this is my bag."
Remember, in "Eat Quest" he was turning men into enormously busty women before "MvM" even hit the shelves.

I don’t think any particular piece of media set it off, and if you try to put yourself in Jake’s (Or any troons’s) shoes, it’s hardly a great mystery what happened.

*We’re talking about sad, pathetic creatures who life unfulfilling lives and are as far from living up to traditional masculinity as you can get.

*They’re shy and unattractive, so women to them are distant, unobtainable creatures. More akin to ghosts or gods than neckbearded mortals.

*The urge to become someone else, live a fulfilling life is always there. So when they hear about trannies and “becoming” a woman, it has a strong allure. If you could live a different life, why do it as another neckbeard. Why not become one of those distant goddesses: A WOMAN!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Jake’s definitely in the category of so obese that he can’t see his penis. As a kid I went to a summer camp and this one fat kid changed naked in front of everyone. He was so fat he didn’t have visible genitals. It was all inside of him, all of it. It still freaks me out. If Jake was truly born with a micro penis or even just an average or below average penis, I’m sure it’s engulfed in the fat pad and even if he could push it out, the gunt doesn’t allow visibility without a setup of mirrors.

I think that’s why he claims asexual when he’s clearly sexually frustrated and attracted to women. There’s no chance of him having any kind of sex and masturbation is probably very difficult or impossible due to his weight.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I'm kinda living in something of an abusive situation ATM.

A very close friend just spewed some nazi garbage at me and a total dirtbag who dumped a giant pile of abuse on me and a friend made ammends with said friend?

This sentence really encapsulates one of the foundational literary gaffes which make up the googleshng. Jake has a habit of cluttering his sentences with tons of different subjects and objects which obfuscate what they're referring to ("said friend" being the ambiguous object here). In this case he's nested a sentence ("a total dirtbag [who] dumped a giant pile of abuse on me and a friend") which contains a compound object ("me and a friend") into a sentence which already has another compound object ("me" and "said friend" act as objects) and has the nested sentence acting as the second subject of the outer sentence for a total of 4 objects, 3 subjects and 3 independent clauses. He's also left out an oxford comma which would help clarify that a very close friend did not in fact spew some nazi garbage at Jake and a total dirtbag who etc.

Jake is the boogeyman your english teachers imagine when they tell you not to write run-on sentences.

Edit: Technically not an oxford comma, this is just one of the situations in which it's appropriate to use a comma with "and" in a sentence.

 

[Haramburger]

In this case he's nested a sentence ("a total dirtbag [who] dumped a giant pile of abuse on me and a friend") which contains a compound object ("me and a friend") into a sentence which already has another compound object ("me" and "said friend" act as objects) and has the nested sentence acting as the second subject of the outer sentence for a total of 4 objects, 3 subjects and 3 independent clauses.

I wish one of Jake's "friends"would send shit like this to him. He'd never listen to advice about not trooning out, but maybe he'd take writing advice if it was clearing pointing out gaffes like this. Or not, he ignores a lot of other inconvenient facts.