Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

[Very Serious Turtle]

Sorry about the late reply. I want to masturbate. I'd masturbate her. I'd masturbate me thinking about her. I like her face when she cums, even though I think the finger licking would be more convincing if it were a wet dick. I seriously think this chick just wants to cum hard and that turns me on. I'd like to help with that program. Tax free!

Buddy's clearly a troll, guys,

Pay 'em no mind.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

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god this is fucking sad.

Looks like the Before/After being redrawn by some tumblerine.

"There, I fixed it, hire me Nintendo".

 

[TheShedCollector]

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If you look closely, you can see the straps holding on for dear life on her shoulders.

How can it be possible to have that much fat on your shoulders?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

How can it be possible to have that much fat on your shoulders?

That's the fun thing about lipo. You fuck up your fat distribution so it starts piling on everywhere else.

 

[Grog]

How the fuck did she have more ass when she was skinnier? Did she get lipo on her butt too?

She always had a flat ass but now it is bigger (as is the rest of her body). I suspect she originally liked seeing her own butt grow in size as she got chubbier, which quickly degenerated into outright obesity and localized fupa liposuctions in order to make the ass seem bigger by contrast.

Her whole "thicc" gimmick may have started as compensation from some type of complex over having no ass, but I don't know because I'm not a psychologist.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

She always had a flat ass but now it is bigger (as is the rest of her body). I suspect she originally liked seeing her own butt grow in size as she got chubbier, which quickly degenerated into outright obesity and localized fupa liposuctions in order to make the ass seem bigger by contrast.

Her whole "thicc" gimmick may have started as compensation from some type of complex over having no ass, but I don't know because I'm not a psychologist.

She didn't need lipo to get an ass, all she needed to do was do regular exercises that target glute muscles like squats or going on the treadmill for 30 minutes at an incline.

 

[Pina Colada]

Moo is addicted to fillers. It’s a very common, very expensive addiction. From a reputable clinic, lip fillers alone cost anywhere from $1,200 - $1,800 and are temporary. Websites will say the various compounds will last for up to a year, but that’s a load of shit. Some women have the procedure done bi-monthly. Lip fillers become noticeably flat; think of a singular balloon with two bladders where one is becoming mildly deflated.

Like liposuction, any facial cosmetic surgery is going to lead to scarification. Over time and repeated procedures, guess what, you’re trying to blow up previously deflated balloons.

Moo’s case is interesting because she doesn’t have the per capita to keep this up for very long. She is now accustomed to the look, and so are her “fans.” Yes, she does have a small armada of paypigs, but they are becoming increasingly more demanding of Moo, and she isn’t really delivering. She gave in waaaayyyy too late. I give it another two years before we see a Moo whose entire body has more holes in it than a Junji Ito illustration going “live” on PornHub in Walmart, being asked to pop a squat and piss in public.

This situation reminds me of that Franken Fran (I highly recommended it) chapter where a TV star wants to look like a 2D character.

 

[Sothis]

What the actual fuck, she doesn’t even look like herself any more. Sad because she was actually pretty in the 2015 early Overwatch Mei era (still fat though lol). Talk about uncanny valley.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bad news for Mariah's upcoming videos

KFC drops Finger Lickin' Good slogan amid coronavirus

The fast food giant says the slogan will be paused as it "doesn't quite fit" during the pandemic.

www.bbc.com

 

[2020chan]

I come back to this. To this.

Holy shit, 2020. Anything else you got up your sleeve? Please no more lolcows beginning their descent into porn this year. PLEASE.

Predictions for lolcows diving into full porn before the end of 2020.
Likely contenders.

Idubbbz girlfriend
Venus Angelic
Tanna Mongeau

Not so likely but hilarious/horrifying dark horse predictions.

Lena Dunham
Margaret Palermo
Brianna Wu
Nady Milo Quinby Stewart
Chantal the Foodie Beauty
Madonna

 

[JamusActimus]

Predictions for lolcows diving into full porn before the end of 2020.
Likely contenders.

Idubbbz girlfriend
Venus Angelic
Tanna Mongeau

Not so likely but hilarious/horrifying dark horse predictions.

Lena Dunham
Margaret Palermo
Brianna Wu
Nady Milo Quinby Stewart
Chantal the Foodie Beauty
Madonna

D$P
The p stand for porn just so you know

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Brianna Wu

Nah - Running for politics and showing off your weiner isn't a good combo. Maybe Frank will show photos of himself riding toys or something, tho.

 

[2020chan]

Nah - Running for politics and showing off your weiner isn't a good combo. Maybe Frank will show photos of himself riding toys or something, tho.

Idk, Wuman needs to raise election money somehow. Anything is possible, we still have 4 months to go.

Let's just hope Moo's friend keeps making wigs and not OF "content".

 

[John Merston]

Nah - Running for politics and showing off your weiner isn't a good combo. Maybe Frank will show photos of himself riding toys or something, tho.

Idk, Wuman needs to raise election money somehow. Anything is possible, we still have 4 months to go.

Let's just hope Moo's friend keeps making wigs and not OF "content".

Speaking of Wu, we really need to change the subforum's description-2018 was two years ago.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Ick

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god this is fucking sad.

To be fair, it is a good comparison to the manga:

 

[Maiden]

Spoiler: Ick

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Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw that:

Spoiler: separated at birth?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Spoiler: Ick

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I bet that comment section is fucking wild. Do you have caps?

 

[SssneakySssnek]

She didn't need lipo to get an ass, all she needed to do was do regular exercises that target glute muscles like squats or going on the treadmill for 30 minutes at an incline.

But how can she be a fat worthless slob and use a treadmill? That's just silly sir this is her career.

And you think the Blob can do a squat? They do it all the time and they call it sitting

 

[Schmeckel]

But how can she be a fat worthless slob and use a treadmill? That's just silly sir this is her career.

And you think the Blob can do a squat? They do it all the time and they call it sitting

There's no way she could squat to depth. Fat is pretty malleable, but by no means can she get past 90° with her spam thighs and enormous ass.

 

[Khabib Zabeeb]

May Allah Azzawajal Curse this fat infidel pig, the fact she considers herself arab brings great shame on not only her tribe but the entirety if the arab world. Thots need to repent and become obedient wives