Trainwreck Raven Sparks / Diana Bradley - Globe-trotting gothic grandma, married a child, abandoned her kid, serial pet-murderer

The truth about everything

Can't believe I sat through this whole thing. I was nodding off near the end, but these are the interesting points I remember.
  • She admits that she lied about going to her mother's funeral. She claims it's the fault of the rent-a-car company, who told her beforehand that she could rent a car without a credit card. She then went on to make a fundraiser for the trip. When she showed up on the day, the company rejected her, telling her that was not a policy of theirs and that they had never told her this. She shows a video she filmed that day of her crying and apologizing to her backers, but she decided against posting it because she knew the haters would accuse her of stealing the money. So she decided to fake going to the funeral... so she could steal the money.
  • She admits that the baby is fake. She claims she was actually pregnant, but miscarried as usual and couldn't bare to face the haters. Goes on a rant about how her first doctor lied to her about saying she's incapable of pregnancy, and that's what all the haters believe now. She's adamant that the baby was not faked via a cell phone, but was a real live baby that she was babysitting. The cell phone reflection in her glasses was simply because she has notes that she references while filming.
  • She admits that Joshua's brother and brother's girlfriend have both spoken against them on the "hate sites." The brother went to lolcow, and the brother's girlfriend came here. She proclaims that she will never forgive his family for betraying her, and that she told Joshua that he must choose between her and them.
  • She claims that they do not murder, hoard, or abuse animals. Instead, they find or adopt stray animals who they fix up and then find new homes for.
  • She discusses the Dorian, Logan, and Isa situation. She essentially just rants about how Logan's not a true trans, that she never saw any sign of it in the entire time they were married, and that it's likely Isa turned him into a troon. Isa is also not a true trans, because she now claims to be both male and female apparently. She frequently uses the word "transtrender," showing her familiarity with farm culture. She also defends true trans and the brave and stunning struggles they go through.
  • She discusses her burns and shows footage of her poking the yellow blisters on her stomach. She then shows another clip of them after they've been popped.
  • She admits that they're in financial ruin. Despite just recently bragging about purchasing a jacuzzi (which apparently fell through), they're in a very poor financial state. According to her, this is the worst-off they've ever been. Both of their accounts are in the red for about $500.
    • Raven got terminated from her job due to what she claims is a misunderstanding. She grew frustrated helping customers, as they were made to wait for hours in a queue of thousands, resulting in them taking their frustration out on her. The employee help center was not helpful regarding specific issues, so she was unable to help customers. She went to her manager, who asked her if she'd like to transfer to a different department. She agreed and her request was submitted to H.R. Apparently there was some type of miscommunication, and H.R. believed that Raven was resigning instead, and so she was let go.
    • Joshua's car broke down, so he was unable to go into work. The car was sent to be fixed, but warranty refused to cover it, and the couple could not afford to pay for the car. They managed to scrounge up some type of loan to pay off the car, which apparently costs them something like $80 per week. Joshua went back to work, but was only back for a few days before he was let go.
    • Their trailer suffered a septic tank back-up after it was found the owner hadn't cleaned it in 15 years. As a result, the yard and god knows where else became covered in exactly what you'd expect from a septic tank back-up. Their trailer is a rent-to-own property, and Raven claims that they are legally the owners. They asked the landlord if they could use that month's rent to fix the septic, which the landlord had refused to help with. There was a lot of arguing back and forth, which resulted in the court case. Raven claims that the case was dismissed and they were able to settle the situation.
After this I woke up with the worst stomach ache I've had in years, so let it be known that allowing Raven's voice to access your dream state has serious consequences. :cryblood:
 
What's left for her to cop to? Killing her pets? She just confirmed most of what we've been saying about her. She's still lying about some things (Baby Boost Mobile, etc.), but she has admitted to more than I'd expect.
 
I don't care what the hate sites say!
I didn't know how to get out of XYandZ situations and save face in front of the hate sites, so I, umm, lied. What else could I do? So I had to lie some more. I can't imagine why Emily boo doesn't take me at my word! What a bitch! I even lied to her about my fake baby because what else could I do?!
But this story I'm telling you now is the truth!
 
The truth about everything

Can't believe I sat through this whole thing. I was nodding off near the end, but these are the interesting points I remember.
  • She admits that she lied about going to her mother's funeral. She claims it's the fault of the rent-a-car company, who told her beforehand that she could rent a car without a credit card. She then went on to make a fundraiser for the trip. When she showed up on the day, the company rejected her, telling her that was not a policy of theirs and that they had never told her this. She shows a video she filmed that day of her crying and apologizing to her backers, but she decided against posting it because she knew the haters would accuse her of stealing the money. So she decided to fake going to the funeral... so she could steal the money.
  • She admits that the baby is fake. She claims she was actually pregnant, but miscarried as usual and couldn't bare to face the haters. Goes on a rant about how her first doctor lied to her about saying she's incapable of pregnancy, and that's what all the haters believe now. She's adamant that the baby was not faked via a cell phone, but was a real live baby that she was babysitting. The cell phone reflection in her glasses was simply because she has notes that she references while filming.
  • She admits that Joshua's brother and brother's girlfriend have both spoken against them on the "hate sites." The brother went to lolcow, and the brother's girlfriend came here. She proclaims that she will never forgive his family for betraying her, and that she told Joshua that he must choose between her and them.
  • She claims that they do not murder, hoard, or abuse animals. Instead, they find or adopt stray animals who they fix up and then find new homes for.
  • She discusses the Dorian, Logan, and Isa situation. She essentially just rants about how Logan's not a true trans, that she never saw any sign of it in the entire time they were married, and that it's likely Isa turned him into a troon. Isa is also not a true trans, because she now claims to be both male and female apparently. She frequently uses the word "transtrender," showing her familiarity with farm culture. She also defends true trans and the brave and stunning struggles they go through.
  • She discusses her burns and shows footage of her poking the yellow blisters on her stomach. She then shows another clip of them after they've been popped.
  • She admits that they're in financial ruin. Despite just recently bragging about purchasing a jacuzzi (which apparently fell through), they're in a very poor financial state. According to her, this is the worst-off they've ever been. Both of their accounts are in the red for about $500.
    • Raven got terminated from her job due to what she claims is a misunderstanding. She grew frustrated helping customers, as they were made to wait for hours in a queue of thousands, resulting in them taking their frustration out on her. The employee help center was not helpful regarding specific issues, so she was unable to help customers. She went to her manager, who asked her if she'd like to transfer to a different department. She agreed and her request was submitted to H.R. Apparently there was some type of miscommunication, and H.R. believed that Raven was resigning instead, and so she was let go.
    • Joshua's car broke down, so he was unable to go into work. The car was sent to be fixed, but warranty refused to cover it, and the couple could not afford to pay for the car. They managed to scrounge up some type of loan to pay off the car, which apparently costs them something like $80 per week. Joshua went back to work, but was only back for a few days before he was let go.
    • Their trailer suffered a septic tank back-up after it was found the owner hadn't cleaned it in 15 years. As a result, the yard and god knows where else became covered in exactly what you'd expect from a septic tank back-up. Their trailer is a rent-to-own property, and Raven claims that they are legally the owners. They asked the landlord if they could use that month's rent to fix the septic, which the landlord had refused to help with. There was a lot of arguing back and forth, which resulted in the court case. Raven claims that the case was dismissed and they were able to settle the situation.
After this I woke up with the worst stomach ache I've had in years, so let it be known that allowing Raven's voice to access your dream state has serious consequences. :cryblood:

So a video confirming she’s a liar and KF and LC have been 100% right and accurately predicted everything.

Still don’t think I can stand to watch an video of her rationalizations for it all.

I’d bet her quitting her job came around the time Trump handed out free money.

Also, lol at living in a literal shitty trailer with a back yard filled with 15 years of sewage. I couldn’t imagine anything worse than that.

Josh must have one hell of a drug habit to ensure they remain in such absolute scum bag living quarters for years now. Maybe Raven too because no one sober and sane would tolerate such disgusting living conditions as the norm. Good thing she left NZ! (Given the subsidies they gave during lock down and how well they’ve contained Covid she basically left one of the best places on earth to live right now...for a junkie hillbilly who’s hair she liked.

If you’re not a junkie you will work a terrible job to maintain a half-way decent home. But junkies will live in a pile of shit as long as some drugs are in the offing.

I wonder if this video is a prelude to throwing Josh under the bus and trying to fundraise her way out of her sewage home. Does she still declare him the love that was more than love now?
 
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Does she still declare him the love that was more than love now?
Of course. She can't actually say anything else can she. It's just like little Samsung boost. And the marriage with Logan. A plastic, dead, farce of a thing. But if she admits that, then the hate sites will laugh, and preventing that is way more important than not embarrassing herself by telling obvious lies.
I love this bitch and her absolute lack of self examination!
"Why do they hate ME?" She cries. Because of the exact thing you are doing right the fuck now, dumbass.
 
Oh, here's a few more things I'd forgotten:
  • Has started smoking, despite hating when Joshua smoked.
  • Admits to trying to persuade a 17-year-old into killing herself. Reasoning: The 17-year-old was annoying for wanting to die, so she should have just necked herself and gotten it over with.
  • Denies that the posts Lolcow admin has tagged as hers are really hers. According to her, the only time she's talked on the "hate sites" is when she made an account here to defend herself early on in the thread.
  • Some drama with Emily, the other goth she's obsessed with. Emily apparently blocked her and refuses to speak to her.
  • Talks about her body, says she will stand up and show the camera, then immediately decides against it. Instead inserts a grainy, dark clip of herself in a corset.
  • Because Kiwis have "shot up schools," Raven and Joshua are concerned with self-defence. Raven sleeps with a knife under her pillow, and Joshua is considering getting a gun. Their bed is right next to or facing the front door.
  • She posted an unlisted video of her self-harm cuts to prove they're real. Here's the link. It's actually just a still image, so here's the photo for archival purposes.
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Oh, here's a few more things I'd forgotten:
  • Has started smoking, despite hating when Joshua smoked.
  • Admits to trying to persuade a 17-year-old into killing herself. Reasoning: The 17-year-old was annoying for wanting to die, so she should have just necked herself and gotten it over with.
  • Denies that the posts Lolcow admin has tagged as hers are really hers. According to her, the only time she's talked on the "hate sites" is when she made an account here to defend herself early on in the thread.
  • Some drama with Emily, the other goth she's obsessed with. Emily apparently blocked her and refuses to speak to her.
  • Talks about her body, says she will stand up and show the camera, then immediately decides against it. Instead inserts a grainy, dark clip of herself in a corset.
  • Because Kiwis have "shot up schools," Raven and Joshua are concerned with self-defence. Raven sleeps with a knife under her pillow, and Joshua is considering getting a gun. Their bed is right next to or facing the front door.
  • She posted an unlisted video of her self-harm cuts to prove they're real. Here's the link. It's actually just a still image, so here's the photo for archival purposes.
isn’t this bitch 40?
 
Because Kiwis have "shot up schools," Raven and Joshua are concerned with self-defence. Raven sleeps with a knife under her pillow, and Joshua is considering getting a gun. Their bed is right next to or facing the front door.

I think it's great when someone goes "Oh noes some kiwis shot up schools you guise!", when there was only one kiwi who did a school shooting. He barely posted here anyway, and ever since then he's been roundly mocked and belittled by other kiwis for being a massive dumbass and total waste of oxygen. If anyone is going to break into their shithole trailer, it's going to be some junkie looking to steal whatever he can pawn for crack money, not SEAL Team Kiwi.
 
Because Kiwis have "shot up schools," Raven and Joshua are concerned with self-defence. Raven sleeps with a knife under her pillow, and Joshua is considering getting a

Yeah, one of us is really going to go down to cletus holler and wade through her yard of human shit to knock on her door.

And I'm totally sure josh who always appears to be 3 sheets to the wind and never coherent is able to pass the background check to get a gun.
 
Yeah, one of us is really going to go down to cletus holler and wade through her yard of human shit to knock on her door.

And I'm totally sure josh who always appears to be 3 sheets to the wind and never coherent is able to pass the background check to get a gun.
Well money and flea market or FB marketplace is all Josh needs to get a gun, but we know any working firearm he ever owned got pawned a long time ago for smokes and pills. A guy like Josh doesn’t keep anything with pawn value for more than six months. Good thing Raven’s engagement ring is worthless or he would have gotten $25 for it last year.
 
She’s saying this is her body? Her scribbled on, scratched, prison-tatooed looking body? The one where there isn’t an inch of uninked skin? These are her cuts? Or is she chopping on Samsung Boostina’s fake plastic legs?

Nah. Not her. In fact, the lies she tells reminds me of her body-one tat over the other, disconnected, just stream of thought and what she feels like at the moment, by whomever has a needle and ink. She’ll tell a lie as easily as getting inked, and they make as much sense.

I’m going in to actually listen to the vid. Wish me luck.
 
Yeah, one of us is really going to go down to cletus holler and wade through her yard of human shit to knock on her door.
In fact, even if I had been stupid enough to want to bother them, the thing I learned here about the septic tank has made that an absolute no-go.
 
@Barbarella Did you survive watching the video? I only read the recaps thanks to other brave souls (thanks @makeup).

Hoo boy, the audio alone from her PBS-special-length video is over the filesize limit here, so I've split the archive into two parts and included the absolute bare-minimum video size. But hey, an archive's an archive.

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Me being a stupid idiot, decided to listen to this drivel. If Gravey is good at anything, it's that she's so boring that her voice can be used an effective sleeping aid.

The only thing I got out of this video is where she smugly proclaimed that she intentionally threw things out on her social media to distract the haters. Bitch, you didn't fool anyone. The shit we've been saying for the past three years was true. We already knew you didn't go to your mom's funeral. We also knew that you never had a baby, AND that you're a negligent and abusive.

Bet Capt Caveman is regretting choosing her over his family now. Southern families stick together, if he was in this shit he could've gotten a loan or some help from relatives but he burned that bridge for a saggy, septic swamp hag.

That's the thing that makes this all the more sweeter. Gravey stupidly gave up her sweet, grifter lifestyle in New Zealand and lost her only son, and Josh lost his family for old, damaged goods. They had decent lives and literally uprooted everything... for eachother. They only have each other, in a trailer more rundown and used than Gravey's rotten womb. Gravey might have moved continents for the love that was greater than love, but she can't move away from the problems that have been living in her head rent-free.

The stars were in fucking alignment and the universe couldn't have better matched two miserable, bitter people to eachother.
 
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After somehow finally managing to make it through the entire video (which I would not recommend), I have to wonder what prompted this interminably long confession-session from Goffbags. Apparantly "The Truth About Everything" meant "5 minutes of admitting to stuff that a blind person could see and nearly 2 hours of bitching about random shit". And by random, I mean that it ran the gamut from sperging about Josh's mean ol' family to her appetite being so bird-like that she insisted she even had trouble snapping into her Slim Jims the other day, the poor waif.
After listening to whole thing and having a peek at her very dramatic YT comments, I have a feeling @MirnaMinkoff may be right about Raven's motivations- I wouldn't at all be surprised if a fundraising plan was in the works.
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(In response to a viewer stating that they were out of work and unable to pay their bills).

A few other notable highlights:
  • Explaining in detail why Josh's entire family is a bunch of assholes and he's better off without them
  • Josh's brother's girlfriend is not only a huge dick, but RAVEN met the family before she did, so it's SUPER unfair that they like her better!
  • After ranting about Josh's family, an inexplicable plug for her favorite colored contact lenses
  • They both lost their jobs because OTHER people are incompetent jerks
  • Dorian's ex-wife is a monster who manipulated everyone
  • Raven didn't get ANY Trump Bux and that's totally unfair!
  • The evil slumlord of their rent-to-own trailer neglected the septic system and wouldn't let them skip rent to fix it!
  • Sure, one of her dogs recently "disappeared" when she let it outside unsupervised, but she's a literal SAVIOR to animals! Besides, someone probably stole it, they never found it's body!
  • A weird segment of Raven trimming her cat's claws for some reason
  • She doesn't care what Lolcow's IP data shows, she DOESN'T go to hate sites except for that one time she came here and people were VERY MEAN to her
  • Yes, Raven lied about a few things, but it totally wasn't her fault because HATE SITES
For those of you who just want to catch her explanation of the Baby Boost Mobile situation without having to endure each and every "here's why this other thing isn't my fault" segment, it starts right around the 1hr-15min mark.

It's kind of amazing how Raven constantly manages to feel so victimized by so many people and so consistently views everyone else (their bosses, Josh's family, Logan, Dorian's ex, her landlord, Trump. the "hate sites"...) as the problem. What's that old saying? If it smells like shit everywhere you go, you might want to check the bottom of your own shoes.
 
I actually know of a couple who committed double suicide because their business failed thanks to Covid shutdowns.
They sure as hell weren't posting about it on YouTube.

She is absolutely unemployable. Appearance beside, her personality is vile and she definitely reeks. Plus I imagine her work ethic is about on par with OPL in terms of laziness and probable refusal to do those boring tasks that all employees must do. But oh, boohoohoo, she's going to neck herself because nobody wants to gib her any munnies.
 
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