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- Jul 20, 2018
Gravy has a new video entitled "A Long Overdue Rant" that I shall watch so you don't have to.
(For those who insist upon watching our Goth Grannie's unhinged diatribe about meanies who get her goat, here ya go:
(Am on mobile and unable to do archives, perhaps a kind Kiwi could help out?) If she's blocked vid play on outside sites, here's the direct link .
I can only imagine, like me, you're all just on the edge of your seats about what could have possibly gotten our girl so bothered that she felt the need to make an 18- min video. A shortage of Slim Jims at the local 7-11? Her Love-that-is-Greater-than-Looove was caught watching "Cuties" on Netflix? Let's find out what has Gravy so riled up:

- Apparently some random dude had the sheer unmitigated gall to mock the appearance of a girl with blue hair on Pinterest. Raven of course internalized this, made it about herself and gave that man a PIECE OF HER MIND!
- Tells stories of two seperate times where strange men took pictures of our fair damsel in stores without her permission and Couchie, her Knight-in-Walmart-Clothing, had to come to her rescue and demand they halt immediately or consequences would never be the same!
-Wonders how many people snap her pic when she's not paying attention, because she's just THAT intruiging to people buying groceries. She also notes, in case we were wondering, that she's had people ask her to take photos with them "to share on their facebook" and that's TOTALLY fine, she'll always say yes to that. (Wait.. wut?? Does she really expect us to believe anyone would approach this sad, middle-aged, pudgy woman in her dollar-store wig, who looks like she smells of concentrated cat pee, for a picture? Pure, unadulterated insanity.) **
- It's OK if people want to take her pic "to show their friends" her super cool outfits, but NOT to make fun of her!
- She wants attention, just not the bad kind!! She has the right to be online without people making fun of her!!!!!1
- Why can't she wear what she wants and do what she wants and be showered with compliments and only compliments?!! It's UNFAIR and somehow this has something to do with that blue-haired lady on Pinterest but I'm not sure what
- After droning on for an unholy amount of time about how people are awful creatures who don't deserve the internet and take joy in mocking others, she inexplicably starts yelling about how kids these days don't know how to "spell and write"- and proceeds to take joy in mocking them.
- People don't know the difference between "women" and "woman" she haughtily quips, giving us the example that she hears countless times a day, I'm certain: "You're such a beautiful women". They don't know plurals and singulars anymore, she laments before going full turbo-granny and launching head-on into "SCHOOLS DON'T TEACH CURSIVE ANYMORE!!!".
- In a moment of beautiful irony, she screeches about HOW LAZY people today have gotten.
-"It's the new fad to be stupid" our tatooed temptress laments, making sure that we know she reads and researches stuff for fun, unlike those young, ignorant whippersnappers today!
-"Everything today is centered around likes and views" REEEEEEE
(Unlike Raven who would never, ever even think about doing things for attention)
She finally, blessedly wraps things up, informing us that she'll see us the next time something pisses her off. So I assume sometime tomorrow?
**I wonder if Josh ever did confront people in stores for "taking pictures" of Granny Gravy. The notion of the two of them stomping off in defeat after being informed that the person was simply checking their messages on their phone, instead of surreptitiously snapping pics for his spank-bank of Gravy's sad old boobs hanging out of her peek-a-boo tanktop is absolutely hilarious.
(For those who insist upon watching our Goth Grannie's unhinged diatribe about meanies who get her goat, here ya go:
I can only imagine, like me, you're all just on the edge of your seats about what could have possibly gotten our girl so bothered that she felt the need to make an 18- min video. A shortage of Slim Jims at the local 7-11? Her Love-that-is-Greater-than-Looove was caught watching "Cuties" on Netflix? Let's find out what has Gravy so riled up:

- Apparently some random dude had the sheer unmitigated gall to mock the appearance of a girl with blue hair on Pinterest. Raven of course internalized this, made it about herself and gave that man a PIECE OF HER MIND!
- Tells stories of two seperate times where strange men took pictures of our fair damsel in stores without her permission and Couchie, her Knight-in-Walmart-Clothing, had to come to her rescue and demand they halt immediately or consequences would never be the same!
-Wonders how many people snap her pic when she's not paying attention, because she's just THAT intruiging to people buying groceries. She also notes, in case we were wondering, that she's had people ask her to take photos with them "to share on their facebook" and that's TOTALLY fine, she'll always say yes to that. (Wait.. wut?? Does she really expect us to believe anyone would approach this sad, middle-aged, pudgy woman in her dollar-store wig, who looks like she smells of concentrated cat pee, for a picture? Pure, unadulterated insanity.) **
- It's OK if people want to take her pic "to show their friends" her super cool outfits, but NOT to make fun of her!
- She wants attention, just not the bad kind!! She has the right to be online without people making fun of her!!!!!1
- Why can't she wear what she wants and do what she wants and be showered with compliments and only compliments?!! It's UNFAIR and somehow this has something to do with that blue-haired lady on Pinterest but I'm not sure what
- After droning on for an unholy amount of time about how people are awful creatures who don't deserve the internet and take joy in mocking others, she inexplicably starts yelling about how kids these days don't know how to "spell and write"- and proceeds to take joy in mocking them.
- People don't know the difference between "women" and "woman" she haughtily quips, giving us the example that she hears countless times a day, I'm certain: "You're such a beautiful women". They don't know plurals and singulars anymore, she laments before going full turbo-granny and launching head-on into "SCHOOLS DON'T TEACH CURSIVE ANYMORE!!!".
- In a moment of beautiful irony, she screeches about HOW LAZY people today have gotten.
-"It's the new fad to be stupid" our tatooed temptress laments, making sure that we know she reads and researches stuff for fun, unlike those young, ignorant whippersnappers today!
-"Everything today is centered around likes and views" REEEEEEE
(Unlike Raven who would never, ever even think about doing things for attention)
She finally, blessedly wraps things up, informing us that she'll see us the next time something pisses her off. So I assume sometime tomorrow?
**I wonder if Josh ever did confront people in stores for "taking pictures" of Granny Gravy. The notion of the two of them stomping off in defeat after being informed that the person was simply checking their messages on their phone, instead of surreptitiously snapping pics for his spank-bank of Gravy's sad old boobs hanging out of her peek-a-boo tanktop is absolutely hilarious.