Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

She's punishing the cucks for disappointing her by deliberately wasting their money on these fake emergencies. They now know they can't do whatever they did to set her off again without it costing them.

The smart move is to call her bluff and ignore her until she gets tired of faking.

Of course, then she'll go on Twitter and scream about how they stood by while she was dying, but then never explain how she managed to survive if she was legitimately dying and got no medical aid. :story:
 
In a month she'll get the hospital bill and post plaintively about how this is the state of healthcare in the US. She'll say that next time she feels like she's literally dying, she guesses she'll just go away and die in a corner so as to not inconvenience anyone with a high bill again. With a link to her wishlist if you want to make her feel better.

Maybe communism would be good for something like this, you know?

"Commissar! My feet hurt and Jerry over there on the cotton-picking field keeps calling me the incorrect pro-nouns! Um - I need a mental health day, I'm burnt out and having anxiety."
*Man slowly loads a gun with a single bullet*
 
Fatty foods for being such a good girl at the hospital! To your health!
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You're right Becky. It's just being a whore. Therefore it doesn't deserve to be used by you or anyone else like some queer status symbol tacked onto the greater LGBTQ+, right?

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You're right Becky. It's just being a whore. Therefore it doesn't deserve to be used by you or anyone else like some queer status symbol tacked onto the greater LGBTQ+, right?

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Her reasoning makes no sense. "If not shoving gourds up your ass isn't a fetish, then shoving gourds up your ass can't possibly be one either!" ... What?!
 
You're right Becky. It's just being a whore. Therefore it doesn't deserve to be used by you or anyone else like some queer status symbol tacked onto the greater LGBTQ+, right?

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I’m pretty sure in her case, polyamory is just an extension of her materialism, she just hoards men as well as overpriced merchandise.
 
I honestly never thought about it that way, but you’re spot on. She just wants more stuff. More Funkos, more Legos, more husbands.

Spot on. She only finds joy in getting something new. Toddlers are sometimes like this about toys for a phase, where only their newest toy "counts" and they don't give a shit about anything else they own for about two days, then start whining for another new thing so they can ignore the brand-new toy they just got and thought was hot shit a minute ago.

Becky does this with absolutely everything. Novelty is the only value that appeals to her at all, and her increasing levels of depression, anxiety, and paranoia can be attributed to the fact that she's now received so much that nothing normal can give her any pleasure at all, it just seems like more of the same. I suspect this is why she's now cultivating a weed addiction, and why she'll move on to some other type of drug after this if possible. We may see a munchie opiate-seeking saga or something, a perpetual quest for a new dragon to chase.
 
You're right Becky. It's just being a whore. Therefore it doesn't deserve to be used by you or anyone else like some queer status symbol tacked onto the greater LGBTQ+, right?

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I'm sorry you get so worked up about what strangers online think, Becky. It might be difficult to ignore them when you're on Twitter all the time, have you considered getting a job?
 
Becky has been boring today. Most notably she demanded real Jews do pointless work for her, and Daniel got a hideous custom made tranny/genderspecial themed keyboard.
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Becky is an idiot. The Hebrew words are the name of the rabbi who supervises production of that kosher wine (Bartenura moscato). This is only significant because it’s the sort of thing someone involved in Jewish life would easily learn, and it shows she’s never bothered to learn a lick of Hebrew.

It looks like her friends have as good taste in food and drink as she does. Bartenura is basically wine soda. Everyone who drinks it knows it’s a mildly alcoholic sugar bomb, not a “fantastic wine.”
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Becky is an idiot. The Hebrew words are the name of the rabbi who supervises production of that kosher wine (Bartenura moscato). This is only significant because it’s the sort of thing someone involved in Jewish life would easily learn, and it shows she’s never bothered to learn a lick of Hebrew.

It looks like her friends have as good taste in food and drink as she does. Bartenura is basically wine soda. Everyone who drinks it knows it’s a mildly alcoholic sugar bomb, not a “fantastic wine.”
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I don't think there is a single kosher wine that isn't utterly revolting.
 
What kind of person would buy this sort of abomination? Aside from Bex, of course...

Uhh... Jewish people that need a kosher wine for a meal or holiday event? There's a reason Manischewitz stays in business, and it damn sure isn't because it's a fine wine.
Becky gets shut down by her MIL - probably Cuckson's mom, the nice author lady. Also, Mami and papi are now cut off again despite her calling them two days ago.
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High five to Jackson's mom for clearly trolling the shit out of Becky and leaving her shook. I thoroughly enjoyed that.
 
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