🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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GameDevAnon said:
This is honestly how Vickers nails Ralph to the wall. Let me break it down (pay attention Vickers, this is your battle plan):

1) All Vickers has to do is get the FBI to INTERVIEW Ralph. There's enough circumstantial evidence to make this happen, whether Ralph actually did it or not.
2) Ralph is a pathological liar. He will ONE HUNDRED PERCENT lie to the FBI.
3) If you lie to the FBI, even about what you had for breakfast, you are FUCKED.
4) Martha Stewart didn't go to prison for insider trading. She went to prison for lying to the FBI.
5) Federal prisons require the convict to serve 100% of their sentence.

This is how you win, Vickers.
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Has anyone considered that Vickers left the email underacted intentionally as bait? This is my new head canon.

CHANGE MY MIND
you can't

TherapyMan said:
I have changed my bet. I am all-in on the hacker being a Kiwi. Someone posting in this very thread, trying to create the whodunnit of the century.
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Are you saying that we are the baddies?
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@Jester69 your taste in women is shit, you went on for 5 minutes about how "sexy" this guest is:

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She looks like a Who from Dr. Seuss was selling it for $10 behind the laundromat before "cleaning her life up," and "only stripping from now on."
 
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Glade Candles said:
@Jester69 your taste in women is shit, you went on for 5 minutes about how "sexy" this guest is:

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She looks like a Who from Dr. Seuss was selling it for $10 behind the laundromat before "cleaning her life up," and "only stripping from now on."
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Dudes I'm so behind why is Michelle Wolf on the Killstream?
 
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Glade Candles said:
@Jester69 your taste in women is shit, you went on for 5 minutes about how "sexy" this guest is:

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She looks like a Who from Dr. Seuss was selling it for $10 behind the laundromat before "cleaning her life up," and "only stripping from now on."
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I have seen lot lizards higher up on the out of 10 scale than this bitch. Ralph might have a chance if she dresses up as a high schooler.
 
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@Jester69 your taste in women is shit, you went on for 5 minutes about how "sexy" this guest is:

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She looks like a Who from Dr. Seuss was selling it for $10 behind the laundromat before "cleaning her life up," and "only stripping from now on."
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Mr. Manchester said:
PO is a brave soul and is pretty entertaining but he just can't make the killstream and this crusty hag interesting. Also Gator is talking more tonight and I just can't do it. I'm throwing in the towel lads.
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Yeah I ain't tuning in to hear PO cream is pants over a 5/10. I'll just wait for the highlights.
 
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@Jester69 your taste in women is shit, you went on for 5 minutes about how "sexy" this guest is:

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She looks like a Who from Dr. Seuss was selling it for $10 behind the laundromat before "cleaning her life up," and "only stripping from now on."
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Fitting appearance for somebody on the Killstream. All she’s missing is a facial tick and a powder residue in her nostrils.
 
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