🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Killstream Reeeecap: 8/25/20
  • Opened up to Q Anon shit. Chrissy's looking kinda rough.
  • Chat is not happy about her being there. Seeing some "kick thot"s & (((parentheses)))
  • Bibble is telling a cringey about harrassing his girlfriend & trying to touch her feet because she told him not to touch them. The panel listens in stupefied silence.
  • Dark Butters is on. He says Ralph has been testy with him lately.
  • DB wants his girlfriend to stop smoking weed.
  • Chrissy makes a misogynistic joke ("hide her weed in the kitchen, she'll never find it") to fit in with da boyz. Silence.
  • Ralph's got Gatorade now.
  • Caller asks what her favorite sex position is. Chrissy likes to be on top.
  • OH MY GOD CALLER ASKS IF SHE WAS IN A REVERSE COWGIRL WOULD SHE LIKE A THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. Gator & Bibble are fucking dying.
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  • Ralph & another caller are arguing about whether or not the caller will say a racial slur
  • Chrissy Mayr is a porn star.
  • Ralph is slurring hardcore.
  • SouthernDago needs his wife to believe he's going to hit her "so she'll shut the fuck up."
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  • SouthernDago is mad his neighbor's ex-wife is getting blacked.
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  • Chrissy thinks you can cure "vag problems" with meditation & homeopathy
  • Chrissy is actually showing feet
  • Gator got into it with Vito over George Floyd on Twitter. Ralph is never getting his N64
  • Now we're talking "sex worker" prices & kidnapping Mormon high schoolers to breed for babies
  • Chrissy is more attracted to Nazis than looters
  • Chrissy doesn't know what Zionism is
  • Ralph: "We have almost 700 episodes." Gator: "659 to be exact!" Gator's paying attention.
  • Chrissy says Q Anon is harmless. 🤔 She got in trouble for doing a pedo-hunting crusade on Twitter
  • Ralph has to moderate chat because of DLive, not because people are making thumb-sniffing jokes
  • Ralph explains the Ralph Retort story about the woman puking on his dick
  • "It's not even that abnormal! Is it?" Puking on a dick? Yeah, I'd say so.
  • Chrissy tried to blow a group of men on Craigslist for rent but chickened out. Bibble correctly says she almost got murdered.
  • Vince James the anti-porn Jesus Krispie is here
  • "The only head that should be blown is the one off her torso." Chat is thot patrolling
  • Vince James is also patrolling
  • Vince is talking about all his shit getting nuked. "I know how that feels, getting targeted." Fuck off Ralph, you just flagged PO
  • LEVEN HUNNERT WATCHING 300 CHILLSTREAMUNCUT ALL ONE WORD
  • Getting callers! There's. . .one caller. Literally one caller in the room.
  • (((Richard Spencer))) still won't return Ralph's messages
  • Vince was addicted to porn, drinking, & violence, but now he's addicted to Jesus
  • Vince never graduated from college, drops "faggot" on stream, is completely assblasted by the pornstar presence
  • Oh great it's SouthernDago again
  • He's trying to get Chrissy to denounce blacks
  • Killstream starts at 10 tomorrow, going to be on Chrissy's show
  • Blah blah Vince James is boring
  • Why does he sniff after every few sentences
  • Caller gets mad about Comedy Thot, tells Ralph chat wanted her kicked. "Well chat doesn't have a wildly-successful Killstream" Ralph slurs before booting the caller
  • We're watching some black-on-white crime video right now
  • "Apparently [Floyd, et. al] can't follow police instruction." You don't say, Ralph
  • Riot watch
  • Caller wants Ralph to team up with Keemstar to get Vince back on YouTube???
  • Blah blah, more boring, more assblasted over unfunny pornstar
  • Vince really likes Dick Masterson but hates Chrissy
  • Ralph loves Dick & also Nick Rekeita
  • China supports free speech better than U.S. We love DLive, our lemon emperor
  • THAT'S IT
 
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Erischan said:
Well what's his address?
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Don't know. I looked him up on White Pages and the current address they listed just took me to the coin shop. In fairness, I'm retarded so I might've fucked up somehow. That or his living space is in the same building as the coin shop (?). I just want to know whether or not his house is a grey square like Ralph and Dicks are.
 
2020Suicide said:
catching up on the thread now from about a week ago, anyways chrissy mayr is a host of a compound media show, she specializes in interviewing pornstars and she's a comedienne and just barely a headliner despite a decade in it and looks like this

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so needless to say she's used to creepy alcoholic losers and subtly trashing them. i'm just more amazed she's that desperate to come on this show she's pretty well up in the new york stand up scene. I would expect Cumia to come on the killstream before this horse. Ralph is his bastard son essentially.
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God I really hope she didn't blow anyone for that cheap men's watch.
 
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A Humble Ewok said:
What was Ralph thinking booking a wet blanket like Vincent James on with le edgy female comedian? "Uhhh what's with all the sex talk? Don't you know about all these black people committing crimes?"
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It wasn't prebooked, it was a last minute thing since Vince had his youtube channels nuked today

Ralph was thinking, "This guy has twice as many viewers as me and his show ends as mine is getting started, let's get him on. But first, imma take a big sniffa this stinky ol' thumb..."

And it worked, he went from 700ish to >1K
 
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johnisdeer said:
These are so great. When you did the last ones i got a weird vibe from them and i figured out what it was. Ralph looks like an animatronic, the movements of the gifs really accentuate it too. Ralph working at chuck e cheese arc when?
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Thank you : )
It probably has a little to do with how i loop the gifs. Many of them are cut short because i try to find a point where the loop will not be as obvious. If i can't do that then i try to cut and use reverse video to let the gif play out, then go to a reverse of the video so it rewinds back to the start and loop it from there. I think its that Play - Rewind - Play motion that makes him look robotic. Tho it is the best way to loop the gifs so there isn't a jarring cut when it loops

Also for those of you looking into Mocha Pro to make your own gifs, what we do when we cut out the person is called Rotoscoping so searching up tutorials with this term is recommended, but also just starting at beginner tutorials for Mocha AE, Mocha Pro etc are a good way to start. For a pretty advanced tutorial that i think shows off what you are trying to do, you could look here

 
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