Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

The constant nigger pandering is so tiresome

 

[GrouchiCorn]

I agree that the situation is just messed up, but seeing her going on about it is obnoxious

 

[Jackfruit99]

Oh my god...

 

[Local Fed]

Oh my god...

Alright, everyone, I'm out. I've had enough time on this planet. Thanks for the laughs, the tears and the meat sweats that this thread provided.

 

[Water-T]

Time for me to drink bleach.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Oh my god...

I highly doubt either of them had that many orgasms, especially Tess. Since her massive gut covers her bits, Nick would have needed to do a lot of heavy lifting to get anywhere near the clit.

 

[melty]

I thought Tess talking about her WAP was the worst this thread had to offer but I was so, so wrong.

 

[Pollybock]

Would like to think of witty response but I’m horrified at what he claims, disgusted that he has so little shame, and a smidge delighted that she’s got such a fucking weird ex.

moving on, this looks like it might be her place. Generic, but tile details and coloring help. And aesthetics of the lobby art scream “MODEL FOR ME, SUPERMODEL TESS” https://thealamitoslb.com

 

[GrouchiCorn]

pricey for such small sq footage, but it's california.. so that's probably it

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Oh my god...

And someone just said it would be good for Bowie to be sent to Australia to live with this degenerate.

 

[multiverse]

Would like to think of witty response but I’m horrified at what he claims, disgusted that he has so little shame, and a smidge delighted that she’s got such a fucking weird ex.

moving on, this looks like it might be her place. Generic, but tile details and coloring help. And aesthetics of the lobby art scream “MODEL FOR ME, SUPERMODEL TESS” https://thealamitoslb.com

Nice find!

They're currently offering 8 full weeks of free rent upon move in - people are leaving California cities in droves and rents are falling fast. We know that Ryann lives like the grasshopper in the summer, and won't use the two months' time to save up for when she WILL have to pay.

They're pretty much all one bedroom apartments. While she used to share a one bedroom with Rylee - him in the bedroom and her in the living room - I doubt that courtesy extends to a teenager. She's probably living off and on with Bowie, whenever she can't pawn him off for a few days onto someone.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Jesus - her thighs look like chocolate frosting that was left out in the rain.

They're bigger than backpacks made by Fjällräven!

 

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[Pollybock]

I follow a variety of people on Twitter & Instagram. Famous and non-famous. She seems to have some of the most polarizing audience interactions.
probably because centering around herself as opposed to actually being present for the issues she says she wants fixed. It’s all just noise from her and people will call her out.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

moving on, this looks like it might be her place. Generic, but tile details and coloring help. And aesthetics of the lobby art scream “MODEL FOR ME, SUPERMODEL TESS” https://thealamitoslb.com

Went to the website and saw this:
Imo is silly but would appeal to Tess.

 

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[DelicateMageflower]

I like that when Tess is presented with actual facts she can't dispute, she can only respond with that r.etarded clown emoji. Soooooo adult, such thought-provoking.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

The only clown thing about this is the people like tess going out of their way to defend a domestic abuser and someone who was sexually abusing a minor.

 

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Comments from this Instagram post:

 

[OttoWest]

I guess black kids aren’t subject to sexual or physical abuse. Thanks Tess.