Lads, never date a female that is obsessed with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
And to a lesser extent Supernatural.
If they say either Supernatural or Buffy the Vampire Slayer is their favorite TV Show, look elsewhere. I'm sure others here can attest to this fact based on real life experience.
so we just can't date white liberal women under 30?
Don't underestimate that man's ability to fuck himself
hey you should switch your avi to a picture of you, but with the name James Patrick O'Shaughnessy, under it. and basically do to him what he did to Habermann.
its obviously a joke.
Dude this reminds me of how TeaClips said that Dick gave Ralph his old Compound Media rolodex! If you've looked at the guests he's had since he came back from his last visit with Dick it makes a lot of sense, especially now that you've got this "See it's funny because I'm a whore" liche in the mix.
did she confirm that? i theroized exactly that after the first Chrssie Mayr and Mark Random appearances but that was 1000 pages ago
>Relationship "expert"
>Meh it's not revenge porn and she actually has a bright career ahead of her
MAYBE I BELIEVE IN THE BUMBLEBEES AND THE BLACK OIL VIRUS, MAYBE I AM WALKING ALONG THE BRIDGE OF YESTERDAYS ENTERPRISE. LET ME PUT MY TINFOIL HAT ON FOR A MOMENT:
Have you guys noticed that especially the last guests appearing on Gunty's shows and even the guy that interviewed Gunty are suckling his gunt ( duh ). Ralph definitely has no blackmail on these people and all of them have a huge incentive to dunk on him really hard because especially at this point it could elevate their careers as grifters. Now i say maybe just maybe there is someone way bigger pulling the strings for him from behind. Who could it be now ? It would certainly explain all this weird fucking behavior from all these faggots.
my only guess would be milo, he had a shitload of appearances in the new york comedy podcast scene last year and compound media before that. but devil's advocate says that its more like people over 30 don't understand this shit and are still in that 2000s era where its your own fucking fault if your nudes leak. even in 2013 if your nudes leaked or a sex tape leaked, no one gave a fuck and just said "you shouldn't have recorded it fuckface" and that was the
normie opinion. you'd have David Letterman and Jay Leno saying it it was such a milquetoast accepted view of what we now consider revenge porn.
You know, I've been thinking this as well... The big question is who? Could it be Dick Masterson, the man that Ralph has been desperately trying to emulate in every way possible? Or is it someone else? You are right though I don't think Ralph's "platform" is something worth having to defend Ralph for and putting up with the autism, and there's others weird occurrences that I can't explain like how Ralph all the sudden buried the hatchet with Baked Alaska... I may have to compile a list of all the guests Ralph has had on and do some skitzo research to put this puzzle together!
it can't be Dick because Dick has never been to NYC and rarely left LA county so unless they met at burning man and Dick sudden remembered and they did shit that even degenerates that subscribe to compound media would hate, i doubt he has anything on a secretary from 3,000 miles away. or mark random a man who may be the inspiration for Arthur Fleck from the joker.
Its definitely not Dax, the best he can do is shout from Barbie's crack shack. My first suspicion is Keemstar.
i don't remember Keem ever interacting with the Compound media people, or the gas digital or YKWD comics. He would have reached out or talked to them at some point in the last decade if he did.
I'm no Squire of Gothos, but here's my theory on Ralph's next grooming adventure:
This chick named Ruby Spacek, an ex-drug addict who is also a "right-wing?" egirl, is often retweeted and promoted by Ralph. He's had her on several shows including a bonus episode. When his chat started shit talking her, he refused to read messages that insulted her. Even to her, this was retarded and she mentioned it during the show.
I know she's like 30 years old, so out of Ralph's preferred age group, but she's an "ex" junky among other shambolic qualities so I'm sure it's a pro/con list that puts her in his favor. The only question is will he try and get with her before Faith is out of the picture?
And if possible, can a few high level Kiwi's try and turn her to the light and get us some leaked DMs?
I think she's a commie, not that that would stop her, but being a 30 something ex-drug addict means she clearly has interacted with Gunt types before, there's a reason Ralph only goes for naive teenagers. plus her self-esteem is way too high and she can handle shit talker well enough for her to not put up with Ralph's bullshit. You really think Ruby hasn't dealt with some addict living in a crack shack doing everything short of humping her leg before? i'm sure some guy even said "i made $400 last week" line on her too. Ruby is a $500/hr whore minimum.
lol. Somebody brought up her stealing someones bag at the Compound Christmas party.
who's?
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Ralph is very interested when the guest says she has done nudes.
He's telling the Ralph Retort story AGIAIN! Does he tell this anytime a female guest is on last time was with that fake IT lady or whatever.
i'm calling bullshit, Chrissie supposedly has some on her Paetron but i'm not forking over $5-20 to check. and she's smart enough to know if she did, people would constantly be sharing those. they have done it for literally every other female comedian she knows that has nudes.
Also no way in hell chrissie has been a whore, shes too curvy for anyone except the blacks, and her body type means she would make pretty shit money, at least in NYC, the whoring scene there you either have a great body or you're working a street corner
