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So she has a juicy peach but the skinny girls have raisins? Is that what she’s saying? It’s cool she never insults people or whatever nonsense she said in her live rant.
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Well, yeah, whenever she puts out crap like this, you just have to take pleasure in the little things, like her aggressively obnoxious HOW ARE YOU??? intro or that moment when she just couldn't stop drowning that poor tomato because there was never quite enough Creamy Cucumber Cum on it for her taste:Pretty boring video again. Zero comedic value, cannot even laugh at it
It was pretty tame for all of the TMI warnings. Maybe she was planning on adding a few more details and forgot all about them while moaning over her gross sandwich. Nothing even happened in the story. And what about the "you'll hate me after this one" teaser? She glossed right over the drip dry part, so she wasn't referencing that. Are we supposed to be disgusted that she tried to hook up with a random dude? That's the basis of most of her "lover" stories. I don't get it.
I bet you're right, she says she walked in on her friend having sex and probably was going to try and convince us she joined them but she either forgot or realized she'd already established this guy couldn't stand her and wouldn't be likely to want to bang her, even to get to her friend.I also think she planned to take this story in a different more explicitly disgusting direction or she wouldn't have mentioned being very sexual, how open she was up experimenting and how many threesomes she agreed to have. Whether she forgot what fake story she meant to regale us with or she chickened out will most likely always be a mystery.
10 years? More like 20. Chantal should be about 100lbs. When was the last time she was that weight?The fact that she hasn't been able to sit on someone's face for 10ish years (i can't remember how long she was with Bibi) should be enough motivation to drop a couple hundred lbs.
She REALLY bathed that poor tomato in that jizz for 17 (seventeen!) seconds straight. Gorl.Well, yeah, whenever she puts out crap like this, you just have to take pleasure in the little things, like her aggressively obnoxious HOW ARE YOU??? intro or that moment when she just couldn't stop drowning that poor tomato because there was never quite enough Creamy Cucumber Cum on it for her taste:
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When she was 8.10 years? More like 20. Chantal should be about 100lbs. When was the last time she was that weight?
So she has a juicy peach but the skinny girls have raisins? Is that what she’s saying? It’s cool she never insults people or whatever nonsense she said in her live rant.
Typically when people go camping, they bring a roll of TP, and maybe some liquid Purell (which can second as a good fire starter)Times when it's acceptable to 'drip dry':
* When you're hiking/camping/outdoors in general/emergencies.
She can say she has a juicy peach all she likes we know that shit tastes like a pickled egg