Lolcow Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends - "Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.

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Porque no los dos? said:
Shrimp believes any therapy to help autistic people function is torture.
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Shrimpy refuses to believe that autistic people can be somewhat functional members of society. A lot of it is healthy coping mechanisms as well as programs that will help find you employment that won't interfere with your tugboat, or in some cases, if you are high functioning, help you find employment that will eliminate the need to rely on a tugboat. Shrimpy can't stand the fact that some autistic people want to better themselves and not have their autism be a hindrance.

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Shrimpy is genuinely unable to be treated by doctors or therapists. He is fucking hopeless and loving it.
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He knows that his views will be challenged, dissected, and dismissed with absolute prejudice. He knows he will be labeled as a pederast, and all his excuses will be tossed out. There is also the fact that he will be told he's simply just a faggot, and that he's nothing special, especially since he has no dysphoria nor does he make an effort to present himself as non-masculine. His tales of gang rape will also be seen as bullshit, especially since it is very clear that he gets turned on by the idea.

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Honestly though.. who cares what he thinks. He ain't gonna vote anyways, so his political opinion doesn't matter.
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He won't vote since he knows there is no roaming rape gang to run a train on his uwu shota loving ass. Pretty sure his supposed rapists have moved on with their lives. They probably don't even remember poking fun at Shrimpy for acting like an insufferable cunt.
 
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old news, but in case anybody needed yet more proof of his age so he can't pull some bullshit like calling himself 26 when he's pushing 40, here it is

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he's really gotta stop using the same passwords for everything. and it's no surprise but it really was him sending out all those fake supportive curiouscat asks.
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Shrimpy is somehow even dumber than I thought. Anyway, no wonder he's so adamant about never getting nice asks, the ones he does get are from himself so he knows no one else is supporting him. The actual lengths this man goes to, to make it looks like he has any friends who care for him at all... though that's observing the obvious.

Man's literally roleplaying with himself.
 
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... We didn't turn on anyone though, we just pointed out that the Roll20 shit was kind of pointless to fuck with. That's a big fucking difference from "turning on" someone. God his faggotry is just making me want to cuss a storm lately.

ALSO his first line is basically openly admitting that the account is his, even as he tries to go "oh but it's nooooot" a sentence later.
 
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Shrimpy, you don't know how basic human interactions works. So stop thinking you know my intentions. Secondly, I'm not white and during my stay here I have not said a single antisemitic phrase. I have personal and working relations with Jews and they never did me wrong. My ethnic backgrounds are from two different countries that have saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust. Stop talking about racism when it clearly is just you projecting your proclivities to Jewish stereotype. We never called your huge nose a Jew nose. Fucking apologize to your nearby Jews for that you cretin. Thirdly, just for kicks. How did you manage to get your beard white at the mere 35 years here on Earth? You have aged badly. And one final thing. You are the reason why no one will vote for Bernie. He comes with this unintentional army of racist, bigoted, misogynistic, delusional, white saviors. No one can stand you. You are annoying and it brings happiness to everyone around you to see you stumble and fall on your devices. You dare think that you know better when all you can do is spout the same bullshit handed down to you by your "comrades." And even if you come up with your big think you always have to delete it because you have to take it to the most stupid extreme take you can think up because you are goddamn impulsive to get your dopamine fix for your "comrade's" approval. You are cringe material manifest. I, a non-white mixed race person, will not be called a white supremacist by a white dude in Toledo Ohio whose only cultural exchange they have ever experienced is eating a Burrito in Taco Bell.
 
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I, a non-white mixed race person, will not be called a white supremacist by a white dude in Toledo Ohio whose only cultural exchange they have ever experienced is eating a Burrito in Taco Bell.
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Not true. He's done more cultural things than just that. He """paints""" figurines, and plays Japanese video games, and watches dumb anime, along with fetishizes 10 year old anime boys. He's a very cultured pedophile.

He probably dreams of going to Japan just so he can buy a body pillow of Mamoru from that one show GaoGaiGun or something.
 
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Don't forget to archive. https://archive.md/wumaZ
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Oh my god. Clawshrimpy, a corpulent land-dwelling blob fish, living in some destitute Fallout 4-like slum, sounds no more mature than a 13-14 year old butthurt screaming kid on Reddit, he obviously can’t write past a fourth grade or even third grade level.

If there wasn’t proof of him being over 33, i‘d have immediately thought he was a kid. His interests are still extremely limited cause shrimpy’s tism, he still watches seldom else besides GaoGaiGar and the videos of people he stalks, he eats seldom else besides pizza, mcdonalds and taco smell, he needs to be given a tard job and forced into some form of intensive therapy for life skills.

If he’d be forced to sort glass, print T-shirts or even sharpen pencils.... what jobs could that sad little Mamoru imposter do? Work at Amazon like Amari Turcol did?

Also, he should go back to school or at least do adult/high school grammar and English workbooks, given how awful his grammar is for a 33+ yo. Remember he wanted to learn Japanese (somewhere I read awhile ago, on Penny Arcade I think? Another user told him how learning Korean or Chinese would be more practical).

I’d love to see Shrimpy try to pass Hiragana on Duolingo’s Japanese course, let alone another language he don’t care about (like Italian or Indonesian). He’d fail at the most basic Japanese sentences. It’d be hilarious.

Shrimpy still talks about HBomberguy in his crappy game streams, and nobody cares.
 
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Shrimpy, you don't know how basic human interactions works. So stop thinking you know my intentions. Secondly, I'm not white and during my stay here I have not said a single antisemitic phrase. I have personal and working relations with Jews and they never did me wrong. My ethnic backgrounds are from two different countries that have saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust. Stop talking about racism when it clearly is just you projecting your proclivities to Jewish stereotype. We never called your huge nose a Jew nose. Fucking apologize to your nearby Jews for that you cretin. Thirdly, just for kicks. How did you manage to get your beard white at the mere 35 years here on Earth? You have aged badly. And one final thing. You are the reason why no one will vote for Bernie. He comes with this unintentional army of racist, bigoted, misogynistic, delusional, white saviors. No one can stand you. You are annoying and it brings happiness to everyone around you to see you stumble and fall on your devices. You dare think that you know better when all you can do is spout the same bullshit handed down to you by your "comrades." And even if you come up with your big think you always have to delete it because you have to take it to the most stupid extreme take you can think up because you are goddamn impulsive to get your dopamine fix for your "comrade's" approval. You are cringe material manifest. I, a non-white mixed race person, will not be called a white supremacist by a white dude in Toledo Ohio whose only cultural exchange they have ever experienced is eating a Burrito in Taco Bell.
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he calls everyone here a fascist because kf "killed trans people and Etika" and because of shit people fed him about Null being a white supremacist.

to people in Chris's political bubble everyone to the right of Manning is either a fascist, or a neoliberal collaborator.

it's odd how she's became the face of the leftist political ideal to people like Chris. But i guess Bernie betraying the left by not being anti-cop enough accomplished that, even though Manning isn't even in a position to help these people, her own politcal run was a joke and right after she didn't get elected, she tried to kill herself and then got thrown right back in jail
 
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I don't know what's more retarded, Shrimpy sending himself supportive asks or him denying it was him even after being caught with PROOF. Everything about this dude is so pathetic and embarrassing, every time I open this thread I get slapped with second hand embarrassment so hard that I almost fall out my fucking chair.
 
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Ugh, on the Dreamwidth front I'm pretty sure Shrimpy is trying to come back. And being damned obvious with it;
Here : https://archive.md/miS6q
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I have my doubts on that second one. Undertale is super popular and Chris is hardly the only person in gay/trans rp spaces that likes school AUs. Chris also has a tendency to stick to self-insert OCs he can project his issues and shit onto, and failing that if he does play canon characters, he plays uwu nerdy shotas that are easy to project his fucked up psycosis onto as "headcanons". a strong silent protagonist like Frisk is not something a weirdo queer trans person would project that hard onto.

You'd figure he'd be playing Kris from deltarune. much easier to project his uwu problematic fetishized trauma onto.
 
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I have my doubts on that second one. Undertale is super popular and Chris is hardly the only person in gay/trans rp spaces that likes school AUs. Chris also has a tendency to stick to self-insert OCs he can project his issues and shit onto, and failing that if he does play canon characters, he plays uwu nerdy shotas that are easy to project his fucked up psycosis onto as "headcanons". a strong silent protagonist like Frisk is not something a weirdo queer trans person would project that hard onto.

You'd figure he'd be playing Kris from deltarune. much easier to project his uwu problematic fetishized trauma onto.
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Oh you haven't seen him retweeting these awfully shitty Chara and Frisk bots on twitter, have you?

The Frisk twigs me because of the fact the request is very Shrimpy and also the account has his birthdate on it. ALSO THE OVERUSE OF THE TERM ENBY, no one on DW uses that term to that extent. Also gay enby, which is a term Shrimpy has used a lot as well.
 
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Oh you haven't seen him retweeting these awfully shitty Chara and Frisk bots on twitter, have you?

The Frisk twigs me because of the fact the request is very Shrimpy and also the account has his birthdate on it. ALSO THE OVERUSE OF THE TERM ENBY, no one on DW uses that term to that extent. Also gay enby, which is a term Shrimpy has used a lot as well.
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Eh, I don't buy that either. the term "enby" is all over trans spaces. and dw does get immigrants/rpers from twitter and tumblr who are used to those lgbt+ ecosystems.

Also Chris is hardly the only person who uses stuff like queer and gay as umbrella terms that can cover bi and pansexual people too.

I'm just saying LGBTQ people tend to be fucking NPCs and think the same. Chris picked up most of his identifiable speaking patterns and beliefs from others on social media. the two anons who publically accused this person of being him are really jumping to conclusions with zero evidence.

Wouldn't you feel super shitty that you're just doing something to relax and you're being compared to a waste of life like Christopher McGee with no evidence?
 
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