🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[LordOdin]

It might be easier getting Ralph to cut Collett off, if there's any truth to these allegations from 2006:

http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/2008/01/colletthannam-underage-girls-saga-gets.html

Mark looks like his family used ancestry like others would use tinder nit what i expected.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Some of the clips are gold, him asking people awkward questions and just straight up insulting people in his calm black grandad voice is awesome. Asking some het up, effeminate black power guy "where is your daddy?" never gets old to me - because we all know the answer.

watch this interview with Destiny and you'll understand, he's hilarious when he's not trying to be serious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvi1wJGI7aE

UHMAYZIN

Yeah him versus Destiny was great. Admittedly it's only great because I really hate Destiny and JLP being black seemed to derail his Adderall fuelled Gish Gallop and that's just amusing to me.

He's a lot smarter than you think he is. I think people like him because he manages to sort of trick people with that misconception.

He really played that up in his conversation with Destiny. He played the part of a simple minded man asking questions but you gradually realized he was doing some sort of Socratic dialog which he'd carefully planned out to trip Destiny up.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

to keep his 1488 fans happy

1488? What is that? Ralph's IQ and pant size?

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Because while a lot of people can defend 18 or at least handwave it away as borderline, 14/15 is unacceptable to pretty much everyone, including Ralph, at least publicly?

Well I don't see how you could get him to disavow Mark over a decade-old rape allegation with zero proof. Ralph seems like the kind of person who is staunchly against cancel culture and false rape accusations (unless those people are his enemies, of course).

 

[instythot]

Yeah him versus Destiny was great. Admittedly it's only great because I really hate Destiny and JLP being black seemed to derail his Adderall fuelled Gish Gallop and that's just amusing to me.

I think that performance was what made Little Stevie finally decide to put in effort at being pleasant and personable on his last year or so of guest appearances

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

1488? What is that? Ralph's IQ and pant size?

We must secure the existence of our Maker's Mark and a future for guntlits.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Speaking of that I just have to bring it up again; Ralph and sports ball.

He's from Arkansas, went to college at a satellite school of the University of South Carolina, and now lives in Virginia. That's a lot of connections to places so what college team does he support? Arkansas? Memphis? Tennessee? Ole Miss? South Carolina? UVA or VT?

No, Bama. Rahl Tide.

He's from the Memphis area so he must be a Grizzlies fan right? Nah, Lakers.

The NFL is trickier but I imagine most people in Memphis are Cowboys, or Titans fans, Ralph could also be a Panthers or Redskins fan but no, he likes the Chiefs.

This picking of teams, mostly based on who's good, is a very very niggo thing to do. White people in America generally support teams that they have some connection to, usually geographic proximity to current location or home town. Also, I've never heard him talk about Baseball, but he loves to rant about Basketball. Very niggoish.

I'd love to hear his opinions on the MLB. He could be a Cardinals or Braves fan, either would be reasonable, but I could see him liking the Red Sox or some gay shit.

This only irks me because of how much Ralph leans on his Southern heritage. Most Southerners are pretty straight with their sports affiliations and very die-hard about them. Ralph being such a faggot discredits that part of his persona. No Southerner would show up to a serious, formal event, dressed in a black t-shirt and black sweat pants like he did at the Wohl thing...and if you're going to claim to be Southern your suit should be seer sucker. Also, you're supposed to like shooting trap and horse racing, not the WWE.

Ralph may be Southern but not the classy kind, he's very very low class Southern.

Lower than low class. Even the really trashy rednecks are generally big on hospitality and propriety. It’s why shotgun weddings have been a gag for so long. Ethan is something... more base; and it makes me itch when he plays up the Southern bit when the truth is that he’s not much more than a feral animal.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

1488? What is that? Ralph's IQ and pant size?

I wonder what Ralphs jeans look like when he holds them up, stretched out. His legs must be pretty skinny given he does very little exercise - apart from heaving his gunt about - do fat people trousers have skinnies or do they have like a waist to calf ratio. I have so many questions.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I wonder what Ralphs jeans look like when he holds them up, stretched out. His legs must be pretty skinny given he does very little exercise - apart from heaving his gunt about - do fat people trousers have skinnies or do they have like a waist to calf ratio. I have so many questions.

The best guess I could give his waist size is a range from 36-44. Come to think of it, are there any pics of Ralph in jeans. he strikes me as the person to wear sweat pants mostly.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Because while a lot of people can defend 18 or at least handwave it away as borderline, 14/15 is unacceptable to pretty much everyone, including Ralph, at least publicly?

also, because frankly this info is unverifiable, unverified, and more than a little fishy. From what little I know about Collett, he seems like a grifter, but some unverified antifa accusation is hardly evidence of pedophilia

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The best guess I could give his waist size is a range from 36-44. Come to think of it, are there any pics of Ralph in jeans. he strikes me as the person to wear sweat pants mostly.

Given that he's on the shorter side, he's probably more in the high 40's. Possibly in the 50's.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The best guess I could give his waist size is a range from 36-44. Come to think of it, are there any pics of Ralph in jeans. he strikes me as the person to wear sweat pants mostly.

basketball shorts

edit: https://youtu.be/CEemjS2lMeA?t=122

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

It's odd. He really comes off as an idiot because he talks super slow and slurs, but he seems to have a high verbal IQ, which is why he wins a lot of the arguments he engages in.

I’d guess that it’s a combination of a lot of Dixie accents being slower than other American accents, him having a hairlip or some other mouth defect fixed as a child, and maybe having sustained a head injury breaking up a fight if I remember right. I don’t know about the specifics of that last bit, but I think it’s been brought up by his booker a few times.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Lower than low class. Even the really trashy rednecks are generally big on hospitality and propriety. It’s why shotgun weddings have been a gag for so long. Ethan is something... more base; and it makes me itch when he plays up the Southern bit when the truth is that he’s not much more than a feral animal.

Ralph is white trash. Rednecks work and have skills.

Given that he's on the shorter side, he's probably more in the high 40's. Possibly in the 50's.

Probably, but does seem like he carries a disproportionate amount of his huge fat deposits around his midsection, which I understand is indicative of a very poor diet and is highly correlated to heart issues.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

A full list of guests can be found here (thanks Gator!), but I don't think I'm missing anyone who would give a shit, let me know if I'm missing any biggies.

Amazing... thanks for the list Gator of all of these guests on Ethan Ralph's show the Killstream. Interesting that you're missing both Andrew Anglin and David Duke, I'm sure that's just an innocent oversight and not totally intentional.

I wonder who else has been intentionally unintentionally left off of this list of esteemed guests

Edit: Also missing Corey Barnhill (Zoom), and Tonkasaw... but I think we can forgive you for missing those individuals... although it is curious that Zoom is missing since he was on the program many times.

 

[Sasquatch82]

Amazing... thanks for the list Gator of all of these guests on Ethan Ralph's show the Killstream. Interesting that you're missing both Andrew Anglin and David Duke, I'm sure that's just an innocent oversight and not totally intentional.

I wonder who else has been intentionally unintentionally left off of this list of esteemed guests

Oh well of course there's Mercedes Carrera, the alleged child rapist...

 

[Freedom Fries]

Amazing... thanks for the list Gator of all of these guests on Ethan Ralph's show the Killstream. Interesting that you're missing both Andrew Anglin and David Duke, I'm sure that's just an innocent oversight and not totally intentional.

I wonder who else has been intentionally unintentionally left off of this list of esteemed guests

ah yes who could forget the former Klansman now vegetable proselytizer David Duke. I'm pretty sure he just spent the episode telling Ralph to eat healthier.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

The best guess I could give his waist size is a range from 36-44. Come to think of it, are there any pics of Ralph in jeans. he strikes me as the person to wear sweat pants mostly.

Haha holy fuck I didn't even notice that, but look he's wearing sweat pants during his "big interview" with Jacob Wohl



Man, I wouldn't wear a pair of fucking joggers unless I was going to somewhere on par with McDonalds. Yet it's his big day. Maybe it's all that fits?

 

[FM Bradley]

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Man, I wouldn't wear a pair of fucking joggers unless I was going to somewhere on par with McDonalds. Yet it's his big day. Maybe it's all that fits?

I'll bet that was his second choice for pants on that auspicious day.

"ETHAN, I WASHED YOUR NICE PANTS FOR YOU TO WEAR TODAY, DON'T LEAVE UNTIL YOU PUT THEM ON!"

"Uhhhhhhhhh suck a DICK, MOM...fiiiiine I'll wear them, fuuuck."

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Here’s Ralph talking to a BLM supporter. Apparently, he cancelled a few shows in the last couple of weeks... to support BLM? Wait, what?