Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dante Alighieri]

I very much doubt a 5 year old has a better grasp on English than Melania.

One of the things my mother taught me is that the only time I can correct her on her English is when I can speak her language as well as she can speak English.

Edit: Lou should heed that advice, he can barely even speak English.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Is Lou really so dumb that....

Yes

 

[0 0]

Totally not a misogynist piece of shit yinz guiz, our Louie is such a feminist icon
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I wonder how good Louie's Slovenian is

Melania is Slovenian, with Slovenian being her native language, predictably. She also apparently is fluent in five different languages, and ironically comes from a country with a more historically oppressed background than Louis's family history.

But hey, go ahead and mock her ability to speak English when you evidently have the reading comprehension of a squirrel with ADHD because a white person from America is identical to a white person from the literal opposite side of the Earth to you. Call her a "slut" too, since she's committed the mortal sin of not being liked by you while she has the audacity to be a woman.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Totally not a misogynist piece of shit yinz guiz, our Louie is such a feminist icon
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I wonder how good Louie's Slovenian is

There are real Italians off the boat that have been here far longer and still speak broken English.

Is Lou really so dumb that he doesn't realize racism doesn't just apply to black people?

yes.

I very much doubt a 5 year old has a better grasp on English than Melania.

He's still pissed the 5 year old he uses as a human shield speaks it better than him.

 

[Miss Misery]

$50 says Lou can't point to Slovenia on a map.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Okay, no offense to Lil' Dude 'I Live Off Fast Food At Five' Zastawniak because in all fairness, he IS five, but the genetic stock he's coming from is:

Chronic Drug Addict Zastawniak (dad), who is in and out of rehab and does not have custody

White Trash 'Ghetto Wannabe' (mom), who doesn't have custody so assumedly just yeeted the little dude.

Spoiler: quality baby momma material right here

Average quality of her posts about as seen above, along with a bunch of ghetto trash facebook memes. In my day we called these 'wiggers'.

Momma 'Barely Literate' Gags (grandma), who has custody apparently because literally nobody else was enough of a functional adult (And I use that term EXTREMELY loosely here).


And Lou 'Professional Writer' Gags himself as a shining example of what crawles out of the primordial ooze that is this redneck gene pool.

I'm not really foreseeing the little dude growing up to be a winner. That kid is fucked, the most I can hope for at this point is that the previous statement isn't literal.

 

[Miss Misery]

Okay, no offense to Lil' Dude 'I Live Off Fast Food At Five' Gagliardi because in all fairness, he IS five, but the genetic stock he's coming from is:

Chronic Drug Addict Gagliardi (dad), who is in and out of rehab and does not have custody

White Trash 'Ghetto Wannabe' (mom), who doesn't have custody so assumedly just yeeted the little dude.

Spoiler: quality baby momma material right here

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Momma 'Barely Literate' Gags (grandma), who has custody apparently because literally nobody else was enough of a functional adult (And I use that term EXTREMELY loosely here).
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And Lou 'Professional Writer' Gags himself as a shining example of what crawles out of the primordial ooze that is this redneck gene pool.

I'm not really foreseeing the little dude growing up to be a winner. That kid is fucked, the most I can hope for at this point is that the previous statement isn't literal.

Chronic Drug Addict Zastawniak, not Gagliardi. Ditto for the little dude.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Chronic Drug Addict Zastawniak, not Gagliardi. Ditto for the little dude.

Good point, corrected. Though thinking about it, that DOES raise the question-- why do Lou and his mom keep the Gagliardi last name when his mom has been living with his current stepdad for well over a decade, his birth dad is dead, and Lou is so convinced he's an evil crazy rapist?

 

[Miss Misery]

Good point, corrected. Though thinking about it, that DOES raise the question-- why do Lou and his mom keep the Gagliardi last name when his mom has been living with his current stepdad for well over a decade, his birth dad is dead, and Lou is so convinced he's an evil crazy rapist?

I seem to recall Mama Gags and Coach Joe aren't actually married, but I could be wrong about that. And that would also bring into question why the nephew is even in the custody of an unmarried grandpa living with his girlfriend and her grown-ass son and the father of the child isn't around...

 

[Great Dane]

New furry art commission. I think these headshots were priced at $5 according to the artist. It should be easy to guess which character belongs to fzygal

https://archive.md/L2Dof

EDIT:

By the way, it's spelled 'apartheid' and 'Israel'.

https://twitter.com/Theeunknown23/status/1298704025894952961

https://archive.md/pFLOB

 

[Sintharia]

New furry art commission. I think these headshots were priced at $5 according to the artist. It should be easy to guess which character belongs to fzygal

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By the way, it's spelled 'apartheid' and 'Israel'.
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I’m assuming that the second one is Lou’s and what the hell is up with her ears? I thought she was a DEER, but Lou would never settle for being a prey animal. He’s such a fierce woman, after all.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I seem to recall Mama Gags and Coach Joe aren't actually married, but I could be wrong about that. And that would also bring into question why the nephew is even in the custody of an unmarried grandpa living with his girlfriend and her grown-ass son and the father of the child isn't around...

I think you're right on them not being married, which is... odd, you'd think if nothing else they'd want to combine households for tax/insurance purposes, but who knows. For me the bigger question is why MomGags and Lou didn't revert back to her maiden name... unless MomGags and EvilDad never actually divorced, she just moved in with Joe while still married to her actual husband. I'll admit, I was curious about this a while back but decided I didn't care QUITE enough to sign up for one of those info sites that would have let me do a divorce records search. Ho hum.

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I... I assume the yellow thing just by process of elimination, but what the hell is that supposed to be? A deer?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

New furry art commission. I think these headshots were priced at $5 according to the artist. It should be easy to guess which character belongs to fzygal

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Lou if you smelled the fumes of rubbing alcohol you’d be drunk enough to start begging Boozy to let you choke to within an inch of your life on his cock, you are in no position to call anybody a slut.

 

[Great Dane]

I’m assuming that the second one is Lou’s and what the hell is up with her ears? I thought she was a DEER, but Lou would never settle for being a prey animal. He’s such a fierce woman, after all.

I think you're right on them not being married, which is... odd, you'd think if nothing else they'd want to combine households for tax/insurance purposes, but who knows. For me the bigger question is why MomGags and Lou didn't revert back to her maiden name... unless MomGags and EvilDad never actually divorced, she just moved in with Joe while still married to her actual husband. I'll admit, I was curious about this a while back but decided I didn't care QUITE enough to sign up for one of those info sites that would have let me do a divorce records search. Ho hum.



I... I assume the yellow thing just by process of elimination, but what the hell is that supposed to be? A deer?

According to the FA post, that's a lion

https://twitter.com/Theeunknown23/status/1298711533275340800

https://archive.md/MHgVi

 

[Iron Hamster]

but what the hell is that supposed to be? A deer?

Another deformed weasel.

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The immunocompromised parents that are dead but go out to eat without you and you bring germs home to when you allegedly waddled to walmart?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?

Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?

 

[Damien Thorne]

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A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?

Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?

I am tempted to make a pun involving that artist and terrible head, but I do not know how to make that work. That terrible head is all Lou can expect to get in his lifetime?

 

[The Dude]

Mystery benefactor "sent him" a Bluetooth keyboard. Lou, the only person that would send you a Bluetooth keyboard is yourself or "profoundly autistic" undertale larper. Nobody else has your address unless they come here, and if they do come here, they wouldn't be the person buying you shit because they can look at the op and see how reprehensible you are. Also lol at "I couldn't buy it I only have $5!" when he's using the same picture from his Walmart trip. Shit doesn't come in the mail the same day, Louie, so how much of that Walmart trip was the keyboard? Especially since you mentioned you could buy one at Walmart the other day. Can't find the archive or tweet for it but he definitely mentioned that he could get a Bluetooth keyboard at Walmart and gave a price on it.

While searching, I also noticed that on the 23rd, when he was claiming he only had two something dollars, he stated the wrong amount (and he's very specific when he mentions money, so not sure why, maybe he spent extra?). I'll edit in a link to the post later.

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Just shut the fuck up Lou you just bought a $600 computer that you don't need. Did you already tire of your new, shiny Xbox?

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I had to look at this tweet and so do you now. Almost vomited, but unlike Lou, not from minimal exercise and moderate temperatures. From disgust at this post.

Five thousand dollars tax free, and I have to spend it in one day? That's easy. I buy more guns and especially ammunition, because people like Louie and Joe Biden are allowing this country to turn into a war zone to virtue signal and pander to barely human savages. Or take my family to Disney World.

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Louie Lard-ass has zero room to criticize anyone's grasp of the English language when he himself, a self-proclaimed "professional writer", fucks up on capitalizing movie titles in the SAME FUCKING SENTENCE:

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Is Lou really so dumb that he doesn't realize racism doesn't just apply to black people?

People like Louie who have been brainwashed and programmed by the Cult of SJW Identity Politics are trying their best to redefine what the word "racism" means. Instead of bigotry and hatred of one group of people based on skin color, they now say some mindless bullshit about privilege and power now. So, yes, they actually DO believe that racism against whites is not a thing. Still waiting to cash in on my supposed privilege.

Okay, no offense to Lil' Dude 'I Live Off Fast Food At Five' Zastawniak because in all fairness, he IS five, but the genetic stock he's coming from is:

Chronic Drug Addict Zastawniak (dad), who is in and out of rehab and does not have custody

White Trash 'Ghetto Wannabe' (mom), who doesn't have custody so assumedly just yeeted the little dude.

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Average quality of her posts about as seen above, along with a bunch of ghetto trash facebook memes. In my day we called these 'wiggers'.

Momma 'Barely Literate' Gags (grandma), who has custody apparently because literally nobody else was enough of a functional adult (And I use that term EXTREMELY loosely here).
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And Lou 'Professional Writer' Gags himself as a shining example of what crawles out of the primordial ooze that is this redneck gene pool.

I'm not really foreseeing the little dude growing up to be a winner. That kid is fucked, the most I can hope for at this point is that the previous statement isn't literal.

Maybe if Mama Gags had studied harder in school, applied herself, gotten a better job, or married better men, then she could have bought a house in a nice, quiet neighborhood where she isn't surrounded by loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate people. According to her their closest neighbors are black, right? She's such a racist.

New furry art commission. I think these headshots were priced at $5 according to the artist. It should be easy to guess which character belongs to fzygal

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https://archive.md/L2Dof

EDIT:

By the way, it's spelled 'apartheid' and 'Israel'.
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https://archive.md/pFLOB

I think you're right on them not being married, which is... odd, you'd think if nothing else they'd want to combine households for tax/insurance purposes, but who knows. For me the bigger question is why MomGags and Lou didn't revert back to her maiden name... unless MomGags and EvilDad never actually divorced, she just moved in with Joe while still married to her actual husband. I'll admit, I was curious about this a while back but decided I didn't care QUITE enough to sign up for one of those info sites that would have let me do a divorce records search. Ho hum.



I... I assume the yellow thing just by process of elimination, but what the hell is that supposed to be? A deer?

A lot of states have Common Law Marriage laws where people who have otherwise been living as though they were married, but don't actually have a marriage license, and still take part of the same benefits as other married people. Could be that's the situation with Mama Gags and Coach Joe?

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[settlements?

Oh bullshit. Louie just doesn't want to have to waddle his fat ass down to the bus stop and ride to his nearest library or fire house.

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A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?

Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?

 

[Miss Misery]

Common law marriage is largely mythical. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage_in_the_United_States

As for PA...

Pennsylvania's domestic relations marriage statute now reads: "No common law marriage contracted after January 1, 2005, shall be valid. Nothing in this part shall be deemed or taken to render any common law marriage otherwise lawful and contracted on or before January 1, 2005, invalid." The situation in Pennsylvania became unclear in 2003 when an intermediate appellate court purported to abolish common law marriage even though the state Supreme Court had recognized (albeit somewhat reluctantly) the validity of common law marriages only five years before. The Pennsylvania legislature resolved most of the uncertainty by abolishing common law marriages entered into after January 1, 2005. However, it is still not certain whether Pennsylvania courts will recognize common law marriages entered into after the date of the Stamos decision and before the effective date of the statute (i.e., after September 17, 2003, and on or before January 1, 2005), because the other intermediate appellate court has suggested that it might not follow the Stamos decision.​

 

[Childe]

I don’t understand the stylistic trend of having the eyes be visible beneath the hair. It looks lazy and unfinished. Whatever this creature is supposed to be, it looks better with just literally 2 seconds to erase the eyes you can see over the hair.