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Fisher was also based as fuck, she pretty much told a soyboy who bitched about it to go fuck himself.I don't remember which scene it was, but the dude who played Boba Fett got a full view of her muff in that outfit.
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Fisher was also based as fuck, she pretty much told a soyboy who bitched about it to go fuck himself.I don't remember which scene it was, but the dude who played Boba Fett got a full view of her muff in that outfit.
The ride never ends.Boy, Boba Fett killing lesbos in the new comics must've really ticked them off.
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Asohka Tano is getting an action figure. this flies in the face of rumors that merch is dead. WCB on death watch.
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Cool Stuff: 'Star Wars: Clone Wars' Favorite Ahsoka Tano Finally Gets the Hot Toys Collectible Figure She Deserves
The new Star Wars: The Clone Wars Ahsoka Tano Hot Toys figure follows her own path and comes with a dynamic sculpt and outstanding accessories.www.slashfilm.com
Also, Zahn's new Thrawn novel is coming soon. Considering he reentered Star Wars due to Filoni using Thrawn, I maintain that Zahn is being used to seed content and float concepts that Filoni canstealadapt.
With Kennedy seemingly focused on The KOTOR/Tales era and Filoni on the post Endor material, could the new battle over the direction of the Star Wars franchise actually be over which part of the Legends universe to co-opt?
The Ahsoka Tano Hot Toys figure is slated for release between the end of 2021 and early 2022, but pricing isn’t available yet, and there’s no word on when pre-orders will go up.
I was kind of taken by horrible surprise when Kennedy commented about the age of SW history to align with KOTOR's timeframe. Either the bitch is going to bring back the EU/Legends (which is a terrible idea what with all the woke writers under Disney who will do their damnedest to make every single old character a simp, queer or tranny who sucks at everything) or this is related to those old rumors that a new KOTOR is coming but made to align with sequel and new canon garbage by introducing shit from the sequels like Jakku.
Speaking of the cosmic shitpost, I've been hesitant to continue it because the following parts of the stories require that you remember some of the previous shitposts I've made, but due to images not working on Kiwifarms for a while back in summer, it caused a severe waiting period which I fear may lead to people forgetting details and causing confusion which I would then need to retrace. Also the last shitpost didn't attract much attention and I'm concerned about filling up the thread with my TL;DRs.
I don't remember which scene it was, but the dude who played Boba Fett got a full view of her muff in that outfit.
Fisher was also based as fuck, she pretty much told a soyboy who bitched about it to go fuck himself.
Asohka Tano is getting an action figure. this flies in the face of rumors that merch is dead. WCB on death watch.
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Cool Stuff: 'Star Wars: Clone Wars' Favorite Ahsoka Tano Finally Gets the Hot Toys Collectible Figure She Deserves
The new Star Wars: The Clone Wars Ahsoka Tano Hot Toys figure follows her own path and comes with a dynamic sculpt and outstanding accessories.www.slashfilm.com
Also, Zahn's new Thrawn novel is coming soon. Considering he reentered Star Wars due to Filoni using Thrawn, I maintain that Zahn is being used to seed content and float concepts that Filoni canstealadapt.
With Kennedy seemingly focused on The KOTOR/Tales era and Filoni on the post Endor material, could the new battle over the direction of the Star Wars franchise actually be over which part of the Legends universe to co-opt?
So this thing won't even be available until 2022 and may not even be some mass produced shit and is only made with NEET-tier waifufags in mind?
Filoni is going to hotglue this thing. Mark my words.
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Zahn is only kept around because they realized that the nu-Thrawn novels are the only ones that sell well, however he is still under their thumb so he can only write Thrawn prequels and nothing set in the future. But no doubt his shit will get co-opted by Furloni or have a lot of the stuff in his novels changed once Filoni presents them.
I was kind of taken by horrible surprise when Kennedy commented about the age of SW history to align with KOTOR's timeframe. Either the bitch is going to bring back the EU/Legends (which is a terrible idea what with all the woke writers under Disney who will do their damnedest to make every single old character a simp, queer or tranny who sucks at everything) or this is related to those old rumors that a new KOTOR is coming but made to align with sequel and new canon garbage by introducing shit from the sequels like Jakku.
Yeah, I noticed that too when you posted that article. Much as I'd hope it to be mere coincidence, the KOTOR protagonists *are* ripe for these fuckheads to turn into stronk crippled black troon wammyn. It would be all the more stupid since The Exile is already canonically female (albeit the game's lore and romance options among other things always leading me to believe a male Exile was actually intended at first), but the beast of Woke is always hungry and eager to destroy, much more so than Nihilus even.
Nevertheless, I still see many normies clamoring for Disney to tackle KOTOR, seemingly unaware of their all-too-familiar formula: 1. destroy/rip apart old material, 2. put it back together placing tons of woke and/or self-insert bullshit at its core, 3. falsely claim to have pioneered yet another perceived "milestone" for Star Wars. If you were to ask them, most normies would have you believe Disney and Marvel invented women and minorities in movies altogether.
Tl;dr: I'm not ready to see nuBlack Troon Exile get xer first sexual experience from some Kennedy-Kreia self-insert.
Filoni is going to hotglue this thing. Mark my words.
You don't seem to understand what "Hotglue" meansThat's...uh...that's not glue.
That's...uh...that's not glue.
Ahsoka and Jedi Master Shaak Ti are Togrutas.So is her species supposed to be not-twileks but orange? Reminder again I've not watched Clone Wars.
Ahsoka and Jedi Master Shaak Ti are Togrutas.
I didn't have a problem with the Death Watch themselves...I thought they were cool, and their interactions with the Sons of Dathomir were believably callous and duplicitous. But a lot of the early Mando stuff heavily features Satine as the main focus, whose entire characterization royally annoys the fuck out of me, and never came off as written well.Yes, I do think that's in the minority. While people enjoyed the Asajj stuff and the return of Maul, not many people who I knew hated the Mandalore arc that badly. Mostly because they just saw Satine and her people as fake Mandos and were just rooting for Death Watch, who were at least decent enemies for the Republic/Jedi characters. Unlike the Traviss Mandos who just kept whining about how bad the Jedi were, Maul and the Death Watch Mandos put their hatred of the Jedi into action, kidnapping Obi-Wan and gutting his girlfriend in front of him just to show him what a helpless wuss he really was.
You're falling into the same trap that a lot of people do, by incorrectly assuming that the post-Endor EU was solely about the OT Characters. It wasn't. NJO was the first major story arc to feature the next generation of characters--the Solo Children and the rest of the Young Jedi Knights--as major characters with personal stakes and drama in what was going on. To simply leave the story on that note without exploring the rest of their lives, just to skip over to the Legacy comics where they're all dead and replaced by descendants, would have been an utter waste. Finally, Jacen and Jaina get to participate in a story arc where they aren't the McGuffins or the subject of some Imperial kidnapping scheme...only to get one series, and then be fucking dropped? I don't think a single person in editorial would walk past all of the narrative potential on offer, just to skip to Legacy, and rightfully so.That hatred for LOTF was justified. The end of the Vong War was such a high note to leave the OT characters on, it would have been perfect if they just left things be after that. The Vong and Abeloth would be like the final boss fight for the OT characters and their generation, and defeating them would be a great final capstone to end their adventures on.
I can't speak to the former, as I haven't read the scene where Mara dies to see how it's handled in conflict, but if you think Jacen's downfall started solely with LOTF, you and everyone else are categorically wrong.Instead, Luke's wife got a bridge dropped on her, and Jacen Solo, a Jedi character many readers grew to love, turned evil over a senseless war that very few among the readers gave two squirts of shit about.
No amount of war fatigue is going to convince people to sit by while a domestic threat grows like a cancer one planet away from them. Especially when it threatens a peace that they've bitterly fought to preserve.Corellia starting another separatist crisis in a time when people would have had war fatigue up the ass would only realistically end with Corellia becoming the next Alderaan or Geonosis: a planet destroyed to make an example of.
I've already written extensively why it makes the most sense for why veterans of the Rebel Alliance would be the most willing to oppose the advent of tyranny blossoming a galaxy where they just finished weeding it out. So please refer to those points if you wish, because you haven't addressed them here.The fact that many of the people fighting in the Second Galactic Civil War were Rebel Alliance veterans also makes even less sense. Many of these Rebels experienced the end of the Clone Wars and the destructive war with the Empire which decimated worlds and killed off God knows how many trillions of people.
The nature of intense political turmoil during peacetime is precisely what fires up more small-scale conflicts to settle unresolved issues. This is all over history, from Medieval Europe to Feudal Japan to 19th Century America.Top that off with the Vong War, and they definitely wouldn't be in a mood for another war, let alone a war with each other, over silly things like politics.
I think you might've missed the entirety of Dark Nest where it's established that Cal Omas and the GFFA are infinitely more impulsive in their galactic dealings than Borsk Feyla and the NR. The bouts of disagreement between the Galactic Alliance and Luke's Jedi Order were happening only a few years after NJO was over, because the quick assembly of the GFFA in the wake of the Vong War allowed a lot of questionable politicians assume command out of necessity, Omas very much included. His lack of compromise and push for brute force is part of why Dark Nest played out the way it did, much to the frustration of Luke & Company. Now pit that impulsiveness against Thrackan Sal-Solo, with his atomic levels of opportunism and the kind of warmongering he has historically attracted on Corellia.They'd just reconvene the Senate and let the Senate decide what to do. That, or put some old Alliance war veteran like Garm Bel Iblis in charge (former Senator of Corellia and veteran of the Clone Wars, Galactic Civil War, and the Vong War) in charge and let him do the bean-counting while the rest of the galaxy catches a break after three massive, bloody, galaxy-spanning wars.
Again, please refer to the points I made regarding fatigue in my previous posts.People would have war fatigue after that, and any planet that tries to start another major war would get bombed back to the primordial age by a galaxy wary of warmongers and galactic conflicts.
The American Civil War was almost entirely fought by veterans who had not only developed camaraderie on the fields of Mexico, but had all studied together at West Point, and had rigid bonds with each other. None of those things stopped them from declaring loyalty to their respective home state and fighting for their respective causes. They were comrades and inseparable friends, forced to pick sides on the grounds of loyalty and personal principle. There are entire works of Civil War fiction built upon the premise of people who were borderline (or sometimes actual) family prior to the war, and forced to pick sides once it starts.Not to mention that these old veterans would have a great sense of camaraderie with each other after living through a robot war, Space Nazis, and an extragalactic alien invasion. That would build the kind of bonds that a petty political cause like Corellians picking fights with Coruscanti couldn't break. At most, they'd just tell the Corellians and Coruscanti to settle things in court like civilized gentlemen and not start another war.
Thrackan Sal-Solo has attempted to fuck with the stability of the New Republic once in the aftermath of the civil war in the Corellian Trilogy, and again during an actual war in NJO. I don't think he or his loyalists would have any reservations about trying to saboage the political landscape just as Coruscant is rebuilding.Plus, Corellians trying to fuck with Coruscant seems rather inappropriate, considering that Coruscant was utterly decimated by the Yuuzhan Vong and was recently just recovering.
That's the point. Both planets are throwing their weight around and are demonstrating their inability to compromise, whilst using the worst tactics imaginable to establish dominance over the other and end the conflict quickly. The unlikable and increasingly justifiable behavior from both factions involved isn't an accident--it's the way the authors are intending the conflict to be read.Yes, the Corellians are bloody fucking hotheads. But again, the Galactic Alliance Guard is acting so tyrannical only because they're afraid of another senseless war-which Corellia DID start with terrorist attacks on Coruscant and by kicking off the second Galactic Civil War. The GAG is the reaction to Corellia basically going all "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!" and sponsoring attacks against the Alliance.
This comparison doesn't really work, and is painfully-flawed. The galaxy not expressing any agency during the destruction of Alderaan isn't down to simple lack of sympathy or unwillingness to start another war. They've spent twenty years under the rigid, totalitarian regime of the Empire. Of course no one is going to retaliate against whatever questionable actions the Empire takes...they've proven consistently that they can do what they want and go unchallenged, thanks to their insurmountable size and reach.Realistically, that would only make Corellia even less sympathetic in the eyes of the galactic populace, who wouldn't mind it if a Super Star Destroyer passed by Corellian airspace and bombed the planet Darth Malak style just because Corellians thought starting another galactic war for petty freedoms was a good idea. Even with the OT era, more than half the galaxy was okay with Tarkin blasting Alderaan into space debris just to stop another war like the Clone Wars from breaking out
I've already touched upon why staging the drama of Jacen & Co. when they're old and unable to interact with their dead parents would deny any of the narrative potential that LOTF actually fulfills. You can refer to that.Which again, is why Corellia rebelling against Coruscant would have been better off if it happened decades later. That way, generations of people who suffered through THREE massive, galactic wars would have died off, including many Rebel Alliance veterans. The guiding lights that were the OT cast would die off, making the likelihood of Jacen falling to the Dark Side more sensible.
Again, as I've stated before, the idea that any conflict regarding Jacen would be magically delayed till he's in his 60's is nonsensical--equally nonsensical to the idea people posit of Luke's brief flirt with the Dark Side in ROTJ just magically staying dormant and then manifesting conveniently to necessitate his impulse to attack his nephew in TLJ. You cannot address the consequences of Jacen's exploits in NJO and Dark Nest fifty years after they happen, especially when he's the protagonist and major character of both of them.It would also make more sense considering how pointless the war is, that some young bigshots born in an age where there are no Separatists, Imperials, or Yuuzhan Vong would get delusions of grandeur and launch a war of independence for the sake of more power and petty freedoms. By that time, Jaina would have also become Empress, which means Jacen would have worked with the Empire for some time and their way of dealing with things would have rubbed off on him, leading him to make the GAG in the image of his dark grandfather's 501st Legion, while Ben Skywalker, growing to be more like his father and his namesake, would be trying to referee the war between a militaristic Jacen and some naive, delusional youngsters who want to start another galactic war.
You're missing a key factor here; people were craving the war because they thought it would be a quick, effortless solution to resolve their differences with the opposition. You literally had scores of people who were motivated to fight because they arrogantly thought the war would be over in a few scant weeks. That wasn't just exaggerated newspaper declarations or speeches by leaders of opposite sides...we have mountains of personal correspondence between soldiers and their families, all of whom believed unironically that they could resolve the ensuing conflict quickly.The difference is, the American Civil War broke out in a time when people CRAVED war. The South was excited for war after taking Mexican territories and making them into more Southern states, the North was craving blood, especially as Northern abolitionists fought Southern slave owners in the western territories. One side believed in slavery as a right due to it propping up their economy, the other had a growing distaste for slavery due to economic and religious reasons. The climate of the 1800s was full of romanticized depictions of war and how noble and great it is to die for the cause. And the two sides that fought in said civil war were already fighting each other low-key in Congress AND in the territories, complete with outbursts of violence across the country and even in the nation's capital. The war only solidified what was already there
The conflicts in Dark Nest and LOTF are not galaxy-spanning, full-scale wars. They are locally-contained feuds that threaten the possibility of full-scale war, by admission of its participants. Why else do you think Luke and everyone is talking about working exhaustively to prevent Jacen's vision of a galaxy-spanning Swarm War from coming true? Why do you think even after fleet battles with the likes of Corellia and Hapes, people like Wedge and Han in LOTF still talk about the possibility of entering a full-scale war, almost as if that explicitly hasn't happened yet?After the Yuuzhan Vong War, the galactic populace has suffered not one, not two, but THREE galaxy-spanning wars in the course of less than a century.
Maybe there would be fatigue if every war was the same as the Vong War, with equal number of casualties, devastation, and consistently-vast gulfs in power between participating factions.At that point, not only would there be war fatigue up the ass, but anyone that tries to start another galactic war would earn the ire of the galactic populace.
Well, of course nationality isn't going to be a major factor or element in a conflict against a galaxy-threatening anomaly like the Empire or the Yuuzhan Vong. But that's not the kind of conflict being fought in LOTF. When you have political and social tensions mounting between two and only two specific planets, then of course you're going to have elements of homeworld pride and patriotism. Especially when half of the Rebellion consists of uncompromising Corellian aces.That, and the idea of homeworld loyalty was something that felt rather forced. The heroes of the OT fought for THE GALAXY AT LARGE. TO BRING FREEDOM TO EVERYONE. You didn't see Luke Skywalker go to war screaming "FOR TATOOINE!" Only Han could count as Corellian, and that guy was some selfish dipshit that was roped along for the ride in the original Star Wars, who later fell in love with Leia, a woman who saw her homeworld GET BLASTED INTO PIECES and who no longer has any homeworld loyalty due to her loyalty being for the cause and her homeworld being a distant memory.
If it becomes a topical issue for the characters, then there's no reason it shouldn't happen...especially it concerns planets and civilians whose freedoms they've fought hard to preserve. Pan-galactic conquest isn't and shouldn't be the only threat these characters are capable of addressing.Them suddenly acting as if homeworld loyalty is an important topic feels like bullshit when everyone used to care about pan-galactic causes that cover the whole galaxy,
Petty ambition and selfishness disguised as righteous patriotism is exactly how the Corellians are intended to be characterized at the outset of LOTF. At no point does the story attempt to justify what Corellia or Coruscant or doing, especially early on when the conflict is there mostly to serve the needs of people like Thrackan-Sal or Grejjen. It becomes far more personal for the Corellian people once the GFFA overcompensate in their response, and both sides begin to escalate their despicable behavior to further a futile conflict between the two.That, and the Corellians have no real justification for waging war at all. They could have just kept their resistance to Coruscant to economics and politics instead of military without waging war, like say, having a Trade War with Coruscant or angling for power as to where the new Senate would be located. Corellia didn't suffer the cruelties of the Vong War, the Empire pretty much just kept them as a well-fed puppet government, the New Republic left them alone, and they were spared the bloodshed of the Clone Wars, where all they did was dispatch fleets to support the Jedi in faraway battles. Overall, Corellia has no reason to oppose the Galactic Alliance outside of petty ambition and selfishness.
It isn't just the Galactic Alliance responding to Corellia's hostility, it's the way it responds, and the alarming precedent it creates for how it may respond to future political or social hindrances in the future. Omas and the GFFA do a ton of shady operations on their own soil and in Corellian space well before the first Corellian city bomb goes off. And when those maneuvers are made public, it rightfully angers and frightens the non-Corellian populace of Coruscant, wondering if exactly what kind of precedent this will set in how the GFFA will handle future interplanetary tensions...and how more like the Empire they'll become.The GAG was acting tyrannical back on Coruscant, but for the most part, that was due to terrorist actions carried out by Corellians against Coruscanti. The GA wasn't threatening them until they began making moves on their own to threaten the peace of the galaxy, what with them trying to reactivate Centerpoint Station as a super-weapon against the GA.
You mean how they did two times already?Basically, the Corellians come off as completely thankless, immature, ambitious, and downright selfish, especially considering how fragile the new political order was at the end of the Vong War. If the Corellians are dumb enough to follow a granite slug like Thracken Sal-Solo into starting another war with the Galactic Alliance over petty slights that don't affect Corellia in the slightest
The funny thing is that all of these grievances you have with the conflict at the center of LOTF are ones I don't hear at all in regards to online complaints about LOTF. Most of them relate to the plot points you're just mentioning about Jacen's downfall, Mara's death and the Mando's...along with the series being too bleak or depressing, and not enough like the simplistic space heroics of the film.Those three plot points I spoilered in my previous post were also reasons why most people hate LOTF. They hated that Jaina had to go to Fett for help when Jedi Holocrons can teach her how to remove her brother's powers and make him easier to capture. Fans of Jacen hated his turn to the Dark Side, and fans of Mara Jade were angry over her death. Both the execution and the plots themselves made no sense in the context of the SW universe, for the reasons I already listed.
Why would the family drama between the Solo Children and their parents have any affect on characters in a storyline over a century later? Dramatic and bombastic as they were, it's not like Padme and Anakin's romance or his and Obi-Wan's begrudging student-master relationship are profoundly referenced at great length by Luke, Han and Leia. Any rifts or tensions between families tend to die with them and have virtually no effect on later generations. Not to mention that the Corellian conflict only lasted a single year, and only involved two planets. Why would that have any effect on something happening over a hundred years later? Several incidents on the same scale or smaller happen during the 90's EU, and they're still great stories...some of which impacted the characters on a massive personal level.I can see where you're coming from, but the squabbling between the Solo kids practically had no effect on the Legacy Era. At all. The Legacy Era has the effects of the Yuuzhan Vong War still felt after a century.
I didn't have a problem with the Death Watch themselves...
Again, please refer to the points I made regarding fatigue in my previous posts.
It's nice that you would've liked that. I would prefer that Jacen and Jaina get more than one story arc to really interact with their parents in a high-stakes conflict, and for Luke Skywalker to have actual family drama with his son.But that's the point. I would have liked it if LOTF took place 50 years after the Vong War so as to make it NOT be about the original trilogy characters. They'd all be dead, and without their guidance, Jacen falling to the Dark Side would be more plausible.
If you open the Legacy comics, there's also no mention of Luke Skywalker throwing down with an Eldritch God, or any of his transdimensional hijinks from Crucible. That doesn't magically mean that those things didn't happen, or have massive importance for the characters involved.And of course, anyone who cracks open the Legacy Era comics can find references to almost everything EXCEPT LOTF. There's the KOTOR subplot with the Muur Talisman and Celeste Morne. The Sith/Imperial subplot where they're both trying to retake what they believed to be theirs. The Vong subplot where people still have bad feelings about the Vong. And we also see the New Jedi Order helmed by a Skywalker. But there's absolutely nothing about Corellia's attempt to rebel against the Galactic Alliance or anything about the Second Galactic Civil War
The Vong War happens 10 years after the final surrender of the Empire, and it doesn't feel messy.For things to denigrate back into war in such a short timeframe (10 years) after the defeat of the Vong makes things really messy for the story,
I couldn't give less of a shit what "many fans of the EU" think considering most of what they bitch about is invalid or inapplicable to the story they're raving about. "Many fans" bitched about the Vong not being a good fit for Star Wars, or that the PT "demystified the Jedi" and "ruined the sanctity of the lightsaber" by having massive Jedi battles, or cling firmly to the belief that "the Jedi are pacifist and that Luke's actions on Crait are the most Jedi thing EVAR!!!1!"Many fans of the EU who followed those characters from one tome to the next REALLY hated those changes. So forgive me for not taking your side in this, but I do see the hate for LOTF coming from many EU fans as justified.
Except, everything isn't cleaned up in a couple of books like it never happened, because FOTJ comes immediately afterwards and has the galactic government and Luke Skywalker himself dealing with the aftermath of his nephew turning evil.The series just seems like one of those comic book plots where shocking and messy things happen for the sake of shock value, then it gets cleaned up in a couple books and things go fine as if it never happened.
So that the new generation of characters can never have any further interactions or drama with their parents?If you can do whatever you want with the Solo kids but not the OT characters, then the best way to make more stories out of them is to have them take place AFTER the OT cast bit the dust,
Han, Luke and Leia being heroes of another time and clashing with the values of the younger generation has been a recurring theme since NJO. Their age and them being accustomed to the simple binary conflict of the Galactic Civil War is precisely why seeing them thrust in morally-grey conflicts like the Vong War or the Second Galactic Civil War is what makes the ensuing dilemmas compelling...at least, to me.No, to me, the OT characters were just showing their age in LOTF. It felt like they didn't belong there, that they were heroes of another time.
Death isn't the only ultimatum for stakes to be important. Han, Luke and Leia haven't been in danger of dying once throughout this trilogy, and yet I've been constantly invested in their strained relationship with their children.And it felt artificial because we KNOW Han, Leia, and Luke can't be killed, so part of the suspense is gone.
Funnily enough, I went into LOTF knowing every major plot twist, and yet I'm still engrossed in the stakes simply because I'm so impressed with how the story handles them. I know perfectly well that Jacen won't survive...but that sure as hell hasn't stopped me from being more invested in his downfall than any other Sith character in the EU.We know that once Luke and the others face Jacen, he's getting his ass kicked, because the opposite result would draw the wrath of George Lucas.
Yes, and their reasons for declaring his downfall as bullshit were absolutely retarded, as I've effectively illustrated several times before now. People made similar arguments for why Chewbacca's death was stupid, or why the Vong didn't suit the Star Wars universe. They made the same accusations, if not more, of NJO butchering the characters and storyline for shock value and padding out a conflict everyone wanted to move on from. They stopped reading the books in droves, and you can still find legions of salty EU readers who will declare that they stopped keeping up with the EU precisely at the advent of NJO.Many Jacen Solo fans would say otherwise. They thought his fall was absolute bullshit and they stopped reading the books as a result. This is where some EU haters come from: they hated seeing characters they loved butchered for the sake of shock value and padding out a conflict nobody cared for.
That is abject fanfiction of the highest order. I literally don't know where you get this impression from. Jacen isn't some impulsive teenager who has years of maturity to attain...this is a man in his 30's, who has spent the last ten years stoking the flames of his own hubris, becoming immensely powerful in the Force, and continuously ousting Luke's ideas as inferior to his own. And this is after Dark Nest, by the way. He wasn't going to grow out of this---he was going to get worse. He's well past the age to be influenced by reason or guidance, especially when his worldview has been amplified by constant victories in both NJO and LOTF.Someone as smart as Jacen should have eventually grown out of such naive ideas.
Which is why there's a full ten year gap between the Vong War and the conflict with Corellia. Seems like plenty of time for any broiling political dissent to froth and boil--especially when you have active shadow players like Lumiya hurrying the war into fruition.Yes, but intense political turmoil takes years, if not decades, to flare up into war.
Nobody was talking about banning wars after NJO, either, just ones on the scale of the Vong War. This is literally what Dark Nest is about...and that conflict was fought for far stupider reasons than anything put into motion during LOTF.The Hundred-Years War was more a series of medieval conflicts that ended with more conflict. Plus, the weapons technology at the time didn't allow for the kind of massacre as modern weapons could, most of them were still coming at each other with swords and arrows. It essentially isn't the same as say, World War 1, where the war was so bad people began to talk of banning wars after it.
So unrealistic that it happened two times before, and with Centerpoint Station involved two times.Cal Omas was a hothead, but given how fragile the Galactic Alliance's position was, it makes sense that he was "vigilant." However, the fact that Corellians stuck with a known con man like Thrackan Sal-Solo and waged war for completely petty reasons is again, another reason why it felt very unrealistic,
He's never referenced or addressed again in any real capacity after NJO, which doesn't shock me in the least, since I doubt he's still active. Garm was old during the Thrawn Trilogy, and that was thirty years before LOTF.Garm Bel Iblis was still alive after the Vong War.
And yet the events of Dark Nest happen, before LOTF, and under the vigilant watch of both the GFFA and the Chiss Ascendancy, threatening to launch the galaxy into a chaotic state of warfare yet again. And yet, there's no talk of glassing the Killik Homeworld...probably because that would be something in the vein of the Empire, the exact entity everyone would be dead set against emulating.Again, the galaxy would frown upon inter-planetary warfare for several decades after the mess that was the Galactic Civil War and the Yuuzhan Vong War. Down to the point where they'd probably glass anyone who tried anything against the Galactic Alliance. Forget Cal Omas or Jacen, many old guard Rebels and Imperials who fought against the Vong AND against each other would probably react to a coalition against the GA with "bomb them until you see Hell."
Then by your own criteria, the conflict in LOTF is a "summer war" in the vein of the Swarm War seen in Dark Nest, because it lasts the same duration and the same number of planets and factions involved.And again, comparing the Yuuzhan Vong War or the Galactic Civil War to the Mexican-American War is nonsense, since it was practically a summer war, while the Yuuzhan Vong War or the GCW is the equivalent of World War II or the Thirty Years' War. There's a big difference between summer wars and total wars. A summer war is like the Battle of Naboo in Episode I, where it was a local conflict that didn't last long. A total war would be the Clone Wars, the Galactic Civil War, or the Yuuzhan Vong War, where the war is so destructive that the full resources of the nation gets involved and it lasts for years on end.
Do more research on the American Civil War, then. Personal principle was breaking families and friendships left and right. We have Civil War correspondance compiled in books like For Cause And Comrades affirming as such.Yeah, no. I've seen people in real life change their personal principles to what their friends and comrades think just so they can fit in better. Old friends who have fought alongside each other for DECADES going against each other in a war for the sake of personal principles makes no goddamn sense.
Why is that sense of wonder materializing just now, and not during the Corellian Trilogy or NJO? Because he had legions of people following him both times there, as well.No shit, Thrackan is a piece of filth. The one thing I was wondering is why so many followed him.
I have yet to encounter any substantial evidence that the cause of either side is "more wrong." The writers seem to consistently portray the Corellians and Coruscanti as equally deluded and foolish. They make about as many wrong moves as each other. I just finished a book where the Corellians are attempting to assassinate a mother and her child to gain an ally in the war, while Jacen Solo almost murders his own parents to stop them.The fact that both sides were using such unlikeable tactics practically showed me what kind of story it was-the authors were padding out the tale as if it was Warhammer 40K, where both sides are wrong, but some sides are just even more wrong.
I'm just going to pretend that you didn't just suggest the Solo Children engaging in countless books' worth of familial drama with their Force Ghost parents. You're telling me that you could have the numerous, emotionally-wracking and gut-wrenching conversations where parents and children are severing ties with one another and threatening to never speak to each other again as seen in LOTF....And you can still have Jacen and the others react off them, after all FORCE GHOSTS are a thing.
And that's where I'm going to throw up my hands and officially declare that we are never going to agree on anything we discuss.You can have Jacen battle the Force Ghost of Luke the same way Starkiller from the Tatooine DLC of Force Unleashed battled Obi-Wan's ghost. At the very least, if Jacen drove off Mara Jade's Force Ghost after a brief fight, it wouldn't be as annoying to Jacen Solo and Mara Jade fans as her actual death being at Jacen's hands.
Probably because the Legacy comics featured virtually no returning characters from previous story arcs. When you have established protagonists like Luke Skywalker, subject him to years of off-screen development, relegate that development to exposition, and still expect your audience to care, you get shit like TLJ.The ST was bad because they had bad writers and direction. Not because it leaped further in time. False equivalency. Legacy Era showed us that you can jump 130 years forward in time and still have a good story arc.
Your entire master plan would also have to completely retcon or ignore Dark Nest, considering his first steps towards the Dark Side materialized in that series, half a decade before LOTF.Not really. What I proposed was that Jacen's turn to the Dark would be slow, gradual.
And plenty of Star Wars fans wanted the Prequels booted into a black hole. They and the people butt-hurt over LOTF can occupy the same stratosphere of being wrong, together.Considering that most EU fans would want LOTF booted into a black hole, that seems to be a good trade-off.