🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Freedom Fries said:
Xanax. The standard "pill" is 2mg and looks like a long rectangle (hence bar) with little lines marking each half mg
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This is so you can break them along the lines for smaller doses, something no serious pillhead would do. No serious pillhead would ever even just take one.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is so you can break them along the lines for smaller doses, something no serious pillhead would do. No serious pillhead would ever even just take one.
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Yeah typically with pills they are scored for dose adjustment not decoration. I had a friend once that needed xanax for anti anxiety but was terrified of addiction so they got the small peach colored ones that I think are .5 or 1mg. The pharmacist was surprised because its such a rare dose to be prescribed.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
That’s why I recommend lipo. It permanently removes the fat cells. Diet and exercise just shrinks them. Yeah he could make the ones left over bigger with his diet, but he wouldn’t go back to his current hideous form. Bodies are made in the kitchen, not the gym. He’s not going to cut alcohol and junk food OR work out, so he needs to have his fat vacuumed out. Then a tummy tuck to remove the loose skin. Once Ralph finds out they give you dilaudid (hospital heroin) for the pain, he’ll be all-in.

Or he can just stay grotesquely fat forever. Let’s face it, that’s what his future holds until he keels over and croaks.
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This is from the world's most trusted medical reference: Wikipedia

"While the suctioned fat cells are permanently gone, after a few months overall body fat generally returns to the same level as before treatment.[2] This is despite maintaining the previous diet and exercise regimen. While the fat returns somewhat to the treated area, most of the increased fat occurs in the abdominal area. Visceral fat ⁠— ⁠the fat surrounding the internal organs ⁠— ⁠increases, and this condition has been linked to life-shortening diseases such as diabetes, stroke, and heart attack.[2] "

- iow, it's not an effective degunting procedure in the long term
 
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Ralph playing Queen to get Po flagged and most likely guntdosing PO

little does he know that its WAY more interesting the possibility of there being a ddos even unrelated than anything in his shitty program, or maybe he does since hes playing mario instead of listening to the guests
 
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MeltyTW said:
WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES
the gunt niggers are swarming the stream Phantom Org relies on to live
the dlive jews are using their endless lemon shekels to settle their gunts into the youtube bank
THIS MEANS WAR ETHAN
INSHALLAH
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THE THIRD GUNT INTIFADA HAS BEGUN!

Anyone notice how quiet Vickers has gone since his business website got fucked with? On one hand I'm kind of glad that his autism isn't shitting up the thread as much as it has been, but otoh I wonder if this is the calm before the eye of the shit hurricane comes to rest directly over Guntsville.
 
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MeltyTW said:
THIS MEANS WAR ETHAN
INSHALLAH
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OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF FATWA AGAINST GUNT​

In the Name of Allah, the Merciful, the Beneficent. Praise be to the Lord of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Prophet, Muhammad, his family and all of his companions.

Praise be to Allah and the Muslim people

Fellow Muslim brothers, our fellow brother, Phantom Organization (may Allah Subhanawatallah protect him), has came under attack by the kuffar, Ethan Oliver Ralph. Brother PO was preaching the truth to the masses in order to make sure that the truth and Allah's word prevailed to the believers and non-believers. Unfortunately, the kuffar was not happy with what PO had to say and he came under a cyber attack by the kuffar forces under the direct control of Ethan Oliver Ralph. By doing this, Ethan Oliver Ralph has shown that he is a servant of Shaitan and will go to any level to attack Islam and Muslims.

Therefore, under the guidance of The Guardians of the Guntifada, I have officially declared an official Islamic Fatwa against Ethan Oliver Ralph. This fatwa allows the following:
  • the establishment of the Third Guntifada
  • an official Jihadi struggle against Ethan Ralph
  • appointment of Brother Vickers as the leader of the military wing of The Guardians of Guntifada
May Allah protect those who believe in his guidance and his mercy and may Allah punish all grifters and Kufars.

Wa’l-Salaam

Haji Abu Ronnie Al-Memphasi
 
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