Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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Bassomatic said:
Siting alone at rainforest cafe near an robot playing video games.
If that's the high point of her life, maybe suicide is understandable and we should take this a bit more seriously.
not really but seriously.. that made me sad
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To be honest, there is something really pitiful about her. She has made the niche politics of a terrible site her entire world and trapped herself in the endless tumblr feedback loop, and now she's addicted to the enabling and floods of attention - today went exactly the way she wanted it to.

She's also 19, which to me is a little too old to still be elaborately role playing like this and dragging all her followers into the hysteria pit with her. She did it to herself, but that's sad too.

I'm still gonna laugh about it though
 
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This just in. Kayla shoulda picked the wings and she can't spell for shit. Damn that pizza.

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Normally I don't spend this much time debating about what to eat.

I just pick something and eat it.

I think most people who aren't fatasses are like me, too.
 
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Eh, I usually pick whatever is withing driving distance and is cheap and delicious. 5$ for 40 dumplings? And only 3 blocks away!? Yes please. (They mass produce them like crazy and offer insane deals like that when they overproduce)
 
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It's like this girl can't think something without it being written on her computer screen. Can you imagine if posts on here were like that?
I might have a biscuit in a minute.
And maybe a cigarette before bed.
Whats that noise?
Oh it was a fox.
Mmmmmm....biscuit.....
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
>tfw no Buffalo Wild Wings within 50 miles of you
>tfw your username constantly makes you want buffalo wings

I'd hang myself over it, but I don't have enough paive in my claowt.
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I know I don't have enough paive in my clawot. It's too fiklrd with Tramdfarkets bpzrs right now. That doesn't matter though because I can't find a rope and I can't get the bottle open and I'd drown myself but the lake is so far away and the water's too cold and I decided to starve myself but then I got hungry and ate a pizza instead... *sigh*
 
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Why is everyone obsessed e the cleanliness of my room tho
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For some reason I feel like this one would not be out of place on Nick Bate's twitter feed. I don't know why.

"I need to get Wife to let me do her in the butt by Tuesday."
"B-Aunt is foorcing me to clean my room again."
"Why is everyoone obsessed with the cleanliness oof my room thoo?"
"Last night I dreamed I was Adoolf Hitler and I blew up the US."
 
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I'm ashamed at how long it took to get to the end of this thread. Following it today was the biggest Zeno's paradox I've ever encountered.

I was going to make a slightly powerlevel-inducing post about starvation, but by the time I got to this point, she's already halfway through a smorgasbord.

Oh well. At least I can wait in anticipation for the next flip on this roller coaster with everyone else.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
>tfw your username constantly makes you want buffalo wings

I'd hang myself over it, but I don't have enough paive in my claowt.
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I feel you. I moved to the west coast and there are no good wings here. No Fire on the Mountain are not good wings even though people keep telling me they are. If I didn't even have BWW I'd probably commit tumblr suicide :(
 
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