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“As The Stomach Churns” is a great title for anything related to Tom. Is he becoming self-aware?
Tom was in the military? How did he manage to get past the physical exam? The doctor somehow didn't notice Tom was a woman?He claims to have a purple heart coming from his "service"........is he really being precognitive about developing cardiac necrosis after a heart attack?
He did three tours in the dumpsters behind Denny's. Then he went awol and started throwing his shiny gravel at young couples he was jealous of.Tom was in the military? How did he manage to get past the physical exam? The doctor somehow didn't notice Tom was a woman?
Tom was injured in the line of duty. He was shot in the spleen while dumpster diving behind the crack house.
He claims to have a purple heart coming from his "service"........is he really being precognitive about developing cardiac necrosis after a heart attack?
I hope he doesn't get his grubby little hands on them.It's probably his dad's and he thinks it will be left to him as a bequest.
I expect any uniform he put on would attempt self-immolation in disgust and I'm just happy Tom wears clothes. Well, most of the time at least.Tom likes to steal valor by claiming some level of proximity to military service. Apparently he wrote the manuals or something because he comes from a "military industrial family" and "never wore a uniform".