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The first grooming occured via 80s girl and then Diddler Dax at Barbie's crack shack.
š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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But was she still in high school and underage or a legally adult grad?
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Her birthday is in September, so she turned 18 last year. As far as I know the earliest correspondence we have definitive proof of was early this year. It is possible they were communicating in 2019 but I am not aware of any concrete evidence as of yet. Zoom/Godspeed had a video detailing possible communication on Discord, but it has since been taken down. He released that video around the time of the simpspiracy.
If we're relying on speculative inferences in addition to hard evidence, one thing that does strike me as thought-provoking is the Gunt's interview with Onision, which in light of both Ralph and Dick Masterson's recent behaviour I think is worth rewatching. In it both Ralph and Dick seem surprisingly cordial and understanding towards a man a bit older than Ralph who was also accused of grooming a minor.
It's almost as if they sympathise with the position of a man who contacts an underge girl, associates with her and then as soon as she turns 18, sleeps with her. Almost as if they were carrying out the exact same sort of behaviour at the time themselves.
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You donāt have to be a moralfag to see that Ralph, Dax, and any other biological male who does this is a fuckinā loser.
WhimsicalTrolli
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If she met Ralph during April/May then it should be near Spring break/last few weeks of school. But I think cali's summer break is at June but pushed back in early may due to covid.
GameDevAnon
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Poor Ralph.
If only he'd waited 4 years to punch that cop, he'd still be allowed to own a firearm.
If only he'd waited 4 years to punch that cop, he'd still be allowed to own a firearm.
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You missed the best part!
The bill also removes mandatory minimum 6-month jail sentence for assaulting a police officer.
Hahahahahahahaha.
GameDevAnon
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He could have avoided the prison rape too!
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I don't think he was sexually assaulted while in jail but I do think he was ransomed to Nora and she had to put money in other people's commissaries to keep him safe after he was strolling around telling everyone what a big deal he was on the internet.
GameDevAnon
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Aw, shit. I just realized the downside.
They might expunge his felon status now that punching a cop is no longer a felony.
Fuck. Hopefully he doesn't find out about this.
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Oof. The timing on this is great; just as his life is falling apart, his lowest previous point in life, a moment he still cites often as 'bullshit' and a 'learning experience' (from which he evidently learned absolutely nothing), has just become completely and utterly meaningless.
Ralph has now served nearly a year in jail, several more on probation, and will forever be a violent felon, over what is now a misdemeanor. One for which under current Virginia law he probably wouldn't have seen even a single day in jail.
Now if that isn't poetic irony, I don't know what is.
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He's had other misdemeanors since. Plus a failure to appear. Usually to get a record expunged or diminished, you also aren't supposed to get into any scrapes after that charge. Under usual circumstances, they would look at that sort of thing as opposed to mass reduction. But who knows these days?
GameDevAnon
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Hopefully you're right. I just remember a bunch of old weed convictions got expunged in (I think) Colorado after weed was legalized.
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As someone who may or may not have been a participant in the criminal justice system, USUALLY you have to pursue the expungement on your end and it costs money. The man won't even spend money on basic ceramic plates I don't see him engaging counsel to get his record worked out.
GameDevAnon
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How retarded is Ralph to not realize that if you keep buying paper plates, you're going to eventually spend more than actual plates? Or maybe he is just so fucking lazy that he doesn't care about the extra cost as long as he doesn't have to wash dishes.
Keep in mind this is a person who believes that potato chips constitute a legitimate side for a meal.
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Chicken salad with potato chips is what white trash think of as high culture
WhimsicalTrolli
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Well vickers got her phone I believe, but even he thinks they hooked up during Ralph's la trip.
youre assuming he throws away the old paper plates. you fuckin retarded alaogs man wouldnt know fine livin' if it crawled from under a trash hoard and gave you typhoid
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You see the trick is to use TWO paper plates! Then when you've soiled the one on top you just switch it to the bottom and you've got a CLEAN and strong paper plate right there ready to go for dessert!
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Ralph's real trick is to not use any plates at all and just eat everything straight from his hooves.
He only uses fancy paper plates in staged photos to impress his a-logs.
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