Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[northstar747]

I wasnt counting offsites that didnt have a theme of "fuck lowtax's mangosteen" when B&R dox's FAU or ZDR when can ad them to the list

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

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That figure hasn't budged in a few days, so I'm guessing we've finally hit bedrock?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Is BnR still a thing? I honestly never kept up with that den of troonery.

But yeah, none of these people seem to understand they put themselves out there for this shit.

My understanding is that everybody there tore each other apart in a frenzy of troon drama like a cannibal tribe that can’t find anybody else to prey on.

 

[Beavis]

Someone please send Dana Outlaw a gift basket.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

That figure hasn't budged in a few days, so I'm guessing we've finally hit bedrock?

I'm guessing a few goons who died from heart disease are still getting their parents accounts drained and the remaining family isn't aware.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Some could be die-hard Richard orbiting yikers.

 

[AnOminous]

Its even more funny because the "offsites" about SA are gone. Kiwi Farms would just shut up if he hadnt put all his shit on blast.

Something Awful is so irrelevant not even the "permabanned pants-shitters" care enough about it to have a site to complain about it any more.

 

[sperginity]

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if lowtax had spent more time on our wholesome forum he might have encountered some life-changing wisdom, like this comic from the ugojesse thread

 

[Silas]

Something Awful is so irrelevant not even the "permabanned pants-shitters" care enough about it to have a site to complain about it any more.

I assure you the Something Sensitive goers are rabid about their site going down

 

[augment]

Stop being so defensive lowtax!

 

[Tonberry]

Please don't concern troll our dear richard

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I like this one a lot, because it showcases how cyclical Rich's bullshit is. Every single time he goes from "Lol stop over analyzing every aspect of my life" to "Oh, I forgot you must know more about my life than I do", and then he just gives up without ever admitting he was lying in the first place.

For a man who made a living for years jumping from one lie to the next, you'd think LowT would at least be a better liar than the average teenager.

 

[The Gag Knuckle]

For a man who made a living for years jumping from one lie to the next, you'd think LowT would at least be a better liar than the average teenager.

He's spent the last 20 years being able to instantly ban and silence anyone online who argues with him, and people in his real life were all various levels of dependent, sycophantic and afraid - so it's been a long, long time since anyone's contradicted him. Also his short-term memory has probably been battered to shit by years of substance abuse, instant gratification and clinical depression.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's spent the last 20 years being able to instantly ban and silence anyone online who argues with him, and people in his real life were all various levels of dependent, sycophantic and afraid - so it's been a long, long time since anyone's contradicted him. Also his short-term memory has probably been battered to shit by years of substance abuse, instant gratification and clinical depression.

He's also had a passive income stream that's allowed him to indulge in his substance abuse without the typical hustling and manipulation your average addict needs engage in to make sure they get their fix.

 

[AnOminous]

He's spent the last 20 years being able to instantly ban and silence anyone online who argues with him, and people in his real life were all various levels of dependent, sycophantic and afraid - so it's been a long, long time since anyone's contradicted him. Also his short-term memory has probably been battered to shit by years of substance abuse, instant gratification and clinical depression.

I don't even think the irreversible nature of his fuckup has sunk in yet. His drug-addled mind won't absorb it. So he vacillates in between utter tard rage and pure denial and insisting that any court event where he isn't literally taken out and shot at the end of it like Nicolae Ceausescu is TOTAL VINDICATION and, even more delusional, that anyone would even care.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I don't even think the irreversible nature of his fuckup has sunk in yet. His drug-addled mind won't absorb it. So he vacillates in between utter tard rage and pure denial and insisting that any court event where he isn't literally taken out and shot at the end of it like Nicolae Ceausescu is TOTAL VINDICATION and, even more delusional, that anyone would even care.

To repost a question I put in the divorce thread, can Richard still afford his fabulous superlawyer?

 

[Ilmseil]

Superlawyer only gets paid if YOU get paid, just like the 2 am commercials say!

 

[AnOminous]

Superlawyer only gets paid if YOU get paid, just like the 2 am commercials say!

No divorce lawyer works on contingency for the guy who is not going to win any money but end up paying. The only contingency lawyer you'll get in a divorce is if you're some rich guy's ex-wife and stand to get a huge chunk of money.

 

[Ilmseil]

"So anyways, I'm looking for a lawyer, a quality one to represent me...but they have to work for me for at least a month and produce consistent, quality results before I pay them."

 

[Beavis]

"So anyways, I'm looking for a lawyer, a quality one to represent me...but they have to work for me for at least a month and produce consistent, quality results before I pay them."

No back pay though!

 

[Ghostse]

"So anyways, I'm looking for a lawyer, a quality one to represent me...but they have to work for me for at least a month and produce consistent, quality results before I pay them."

I want to see myself vindicated at least three times so I know you're reliable before I start sending checks.