🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Delicious Diversity said:
Her birthday is in September, so she turned 18 last year. As far as I know the earliest correspondence we have definitive proof of was early this year. It is possible they were communicating in 2019 but I am not aware of any concrete evidence as of yet. Zoom/Godspeed had a video detailing possible communication on Discord, but it has since been taken down. He released that video around the time of the simpspiracy.

If we're relying on speculative inferences in addition to hard evidence, one thing that does strike me as thought-provoking is the Gunt's interview with Onision, which in light of both Ralph and Dick Masterson's recent behaviour I think is worth rewatching. In it both Ralph and Dick seem surprisingly cordial and understanding towards a man a bit older than Ralph who was also accused of grooming a minor.

It's almost as if they sympathise with the position of a man who contacts an underge girl, associates with her and then as soon as she turns 18, sleeps with her. Almost as if they were carrying out the exact same sort of behaviour at the time themselves. 🤔
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Dick says in that stream that he wants to fuck underage girls and the whole reason it's illegal to do so is because everybody secretly wants to. I'm not gonna waste my time listening to that whole stream again, but I hope somebody does and clips that part.
 
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MeltyTW said:
Ralph isnt Bill Gates, what you do is you use his other shirt as a bottom layer/ quick wipe
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All joking aside wearing two shirts? That's a premium Trailer Park Thad move right there. He's often seen wearing a $30 metallica tshirt from DXL under a $40 Harbor Bay button-up also from DXL. His little hipster lady jeans are probably bought there too that's $60-80 just to cover his ass. If he wears pants in the house. Then you've got his $10 triple ply woven face mask with the little skulls on it that he wore in the infamous hostage photo!! That's $150 worth of clothes just to keep the man decent for one day (or as many times as he can get away with wearing them before they march themselves to the laundromat)

I mean with the lemon harvest being so slim these days you can't expect him to stay clothed, keep up with his expensive phone habit AND buy ceramic plates. It's inhumane.
 
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gran_autismo said:
That's $150 worth of clothes just to keep the man decent for one day (or as many times as he can get away with wearing them before they march themselves to the laundromat)
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see i wouldnt of guessed those prices he makes everything look so cheap and tawdry. For all we know the gunt perception field could be masking finely crafted china with delicate floral patterns as shriveled used toilet tissue
 
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GameDevAnon said:
How retarded is Ralph to not realize that if you keep buying paper plates, you're going to eventually spend more than actual plates? Or maybe he is just so fucking lazy that he doesn't care about the extra cost as long as he doesn't have to wash dishes.
Keep in mind this is a person who believes that potato chips constitute a legitimate side for a meal.
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I want to say he is fucking lazy, the man couldn't even clean his room before Ade came.
Wait are these potato chips from like a bag of lays?
 
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MeltyTW said:
see i wouldnt of guessed those prices he makes everything look so cheap and tawdry. For all we know the gunt perception field could be masking finely crafted china with delicate floral patterns as shriveled used toilet tissue
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Got a friend with a very large teenage son, gone on trips with them there and he finds nice stuff that makes him feel good about himself. It's actually a really nice place to shop if you're fat or tall and want stuff that fits (kid is 15 and has the same tshirt haha) But yeah Ralph makes even nice stuff look like trash it's a gift.

theguntsexpartner said:
I want to say he is fucking lazy, the man couldn't even clean his room before Ade came.
Wait are these potato chips from like a bag of lays?
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What, you expect artisanal kettle corn chips from a small batch producer to end up on Ralph's plate?
 
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gran_autismo said:
Got a friend with a very large teenage son, gone on trips with them there and he finds nice stuff that makes him feel good about himself. It's actually a really nice place to shop if you're fat or tall and want stuff that fits (kid is 15 and has the same tshirt haha) But yeah Ralph makes even nice stuff look like trash it's a gift.


What, you expect artisanal kettle corn chips from a small batch producer to end up on Ralph's plate?
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No, i didn't even think potato chips would be considered a side dish. they are more an entertainment snack for when someone comes over and there is a party. or if you are watching a movie and want to snack on something. to put that as his side dish and call it a meal is beyond fucking stupid. Although i will concede this one point, people in different countries do have different taste which would be why i would find it weird. i just never heard of anyone have potato chips as a side dish unless it is the ones you fry
 
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Vaush is going to stream on DLive tonight beginning at 8 PM EST, and his streams tend to be pretty long...that means he's almost certain to be live during the Killstream. He also has a larger audience than Ethan does, and June "shoe0nhead" Lapine will also be co-hosting, bringing in additional viewers.

Vaush surpassing Ethan in viewers on his own home platform may very well be the catalyst that finally sparks Pillstream 3.0.

Unfortunately Vaush has disabled stickers so there's no way to fill his chat with dancing gunts, but maybe he'll turn them on later.

EDIT: He already went live right as I submitted this post and instantly vanquished Ethan. The fire rises.

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You people are off track, the sandwich pic was made fun of not because of side of potato chips. It's that he thought that it was a flex. Potato chips are obviously ok to eat on the side with hamburgers/ ez sandwiches, stop trying to jump through hoops convincing that it's ok for you to like it or that it's the next thing to satan himself
 
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theguntsexpartner said:
No, i didn't even think potato chips would be considered a side dish. they are more an entertainment snack for when someone comes over and there is a party. or if you are watching a movie and want to snack on something. to put that as his side dish and call it a meal is beyond fucking stupid. Although i will concede this one point, people in different countries do have different taste which would be why i would find it weird. i just never heard of anyone have potato chips as a side dish unless it is the ones you fry
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I think potato chips are an acceptable side for a sandwich that consists solely of canned chicken and mayo.

Does anyone else think the sandwich filling is sad? I mean you could cut up spring onions, toss the chicken and the onions in olive oil, add a little parmesan cheese or some crumbled feta and red pepper flakes with a pinch of paprika and a toasted bun and it would be infinitely better than just slop plopped out of a can. A little care goes a long way, even if it's going to all wind up on a paper plate.

Haru Okumura said:
Vaush is going to stream on DLive tonight beginning at 8 PM EST, and his streams tend to be pretty long...that means he's almost certain to be live during the Killstream. He also has a larger audience than Ethan does, and June "shoe0nhead" Lapine will also be co-hosting, bringing in additional viewers.

Vaush surpassing Ethan in viewers on his own home platform may very well be the catalyst that finally sparks Pillstream 3.0.

Unfortunately Vaush has disabled stickers so there's no way to fill his chat with dancing gunts, but maybe he'll turn them on later.

EDIT: He already went live right as I submitted this post and instantly vanquished Ethan. The fire rises.

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Looks like Ralph is going to be "doodling" angrily all evening during his show! The trashfire grows higher!
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Which one was Pillstream part 2?
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The time he went on Drunken Peasants with Vaush and got so asspained he threatened to dox Vaush's girlfriend, called him a nigger, then went live on his own stream and spent 2 hours on DLive ranting about and threatening the Lemon Emperor until Shannon eventually arrived and swept him up (too late to save his DLive partnership, which he still does not have back).

The key role of Vaush in that debacle is why I am optimistic about tonight.

EDIT: Vaush is now up to 4.5k viewers. Ethan can never recover from this disgrace.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Vaush is going to stream on DLive tonight beginning at 8 PM EST, and his streams tend to be pretty long...that means he's almost certain to be live during the Killstream. He also has a larger audience than Ethan does, and June "shoe0nhead" Lapine will also be co-hosting, bringing in additional viewers.

Vaush surpassing Ethan in viewers on his own home platform may very well be the catalyst that finally sparks Pillstream 3.0.

Unfortunately Vaush has disabled stickers so there's no way to fill his chat with dancing gunts, but maybe he'll turn them on later.

EDIT: He already went live right as I submitted this post and instantly vanquished Ethan. The fire rises.

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Please someone watching, let us know if he talks about anything funny. I refuse to look at political takes

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Haru Okumura said:
EDIT: Vaush is now up to 4.5k viewers. Ethan can never recover from this disgrace.
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If he didn't burn every bridge he has that's not far right he probably would see this as a way to change his grift and start being a hardcore leftist
 
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