Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Sinners Sandwich said:
"Use an inflatable toy!1"
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Seriously tho, not to TMI, but as a vagina haver (which is different from a troonwound, lol, but let's pretend) I just... If a part of me felt 'too tight' or whatever, I'd be going to my gyno, not posting on Twitter or considering putting a limp toy inside me then blowing it up to rip me open? Like what the literal fuck!!!

Imagine having a deep stab wound and instead of letting it heal, you keep shoving shit into it!!! And when you can't fit enough into it you consider blowing up a balloon inside it?? That alone is horrifying enough, but then to apply that scenario to your genitals? Jesus fucking Christ, and I know I say lmao a lot but LMAO

AGP is a hell of a thing, and again... Lmao
 
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DopeaddictKitten said:
Seriously tho, not to TMI, but as a vagina haver (which is different from a troonwound, lol, but let's pretend) I just... If a part of me felt 'too tight' or whatever, I'd be going to my gyno, not posting on Twitter or considering putting a limp toy inside me then blowing it up to rip me open? Like what the literal fuck!!!

Imagine having a deep stab wound and instead of letting it heal, you keep shoving shit into it!!! And when you can't fit enough into it you consider blowing up a balloon inside it?? That alone is horrifying enough, but then to apply that scenario to your genitals? Jesus fucking Christ, and I know I say lmao a lot but LMAO

AGP is a hell of a thing, and again... Lmao
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ssshhhh, let him do it, i want to watch (metaphorically)
 
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Looks like Wedge realized he was too sloppy in continuing the charade of being in uwu luv with Kev
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Pampered Degenerate said:
It's fucking bizarre how he can refer so casually to a part of his own body as "an annoying ring of flesh" that he wants to be "fixed". It's as if he doesn't consider his necrovag to be an actual part of him. Perhaps that's part of AGP?
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It's more of a coping mechanism akin to dissociation - he's completely depersonalized his own crotch as a third party unrelated to him. It's very telling how bad things actually are with the amhole, despite him proclaiming it's so wonderful having a crotch wound.
 
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stupid frog said:
A gun.
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He's a furry, so one of those shock collars they use to stop dogs from barking should work. I would pay money to see that. Penny could raise some nice cash for the tranch if could pay per view that. Here Kevvie, Kevvie ... mistress has a new collar for you! A shock collar has to be some furry's fantasy. Maybe even Kevin's ... since it seems just about anything is (allegedly) a fetish for him. The rest of us would be amused at Kev forgetting about it and spazzing every time it goes off.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
He's a furry, so one of those shock collars they use to stop dogs from barking should work. I would pay money to see that. Penny could raise some nice cash for the tranch if could pay per view that. Here Kevvie, Kevvie ... mistress has a new collar for you! A shock collar has to be some furry's fantasy. Maybe even Kevin's ... since it seems just about anything is (allegedly) a fetish for him. The rest of us would be amused at Kev forgetting about it and spazzing every time it goes off.
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Those "hadfadadkfjaldkfasld" tweets would certainly take on a completely new meaning.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
He's a furry, so one of those shock collars they use to stop dogs from barking should work. I would pay money to see that. Penny could raise some nice cash for the tranch if could pay per view that. Here Kevvie, Kevvie ... mistress has a new collar for you! A shock collar has to be some furry's fantasy. Maybe even Kevin's ... since it seems just about anything is (allegedly) a fetish for him. The rest of us would be amused at Kev forgetting about it and spazzing every time it goes off.
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Make it shock him whenever he sends a tweet.
 
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You'd think after everything Kev might reconsider going back to the chop shop. Guess he needs some wonky tits to go along with that busted medicaid hole he claims is a vagina.

I'm sure we'll get a complete sperg-out if he ever gets around to it and his insurance company denies it. I can *maybe* see them approving the breast augmentation given they presumably paid for his bottom surgery, but most insurers consider FFS an elective surgery regardless of "dysphoria."

There's also something funny about Kevin wanting his face skin peeled back and rearranged to look more feminine when there are are much simpler ways for him to pass if that's what he actually wanted to do... y'know, things posters have mentioned in this thread over and over like learning how to do makeup, taking care of his fucking hygiene, fixing his nasty hair... but hey, going under the knife when someone else foots the majority of the bill is a much better option.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Just to think if this nigger hadn't been white knighting the Last Jedi so hard then he would have never crossed the radar of @GeneralFriendliness ' thread and been enough of trainwreck for a thread.


Truly the internet is a strange place.
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Is that how Kevin got his thread? Sperging about Disney Star Wars? Somehow, that makes perfect sense.
 
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AmbiTron said:
Is that how Kevin got his thread? Sperging about Disney Star Wars? Somehow, that makes perfect sense.
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Yeah I'd have to do a deep dive back to a year ago in the SW thread but ol Kev was a HUGE TLJ and Rise of Skywalker shill. His Twitter username at one point or subname, I don't give a fuck enough to know the difference, was something along the lines of "Actually the TLJ was good".

He crossed our radar for just sperging for SWs honor like he was paid for it. A little digging and we saw the now infamous "gonna get fucked in my new vag" post and like Paul Harvey use to say: now you know the rest of the story.
 
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