🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MediocreMilt]

Hmmm

Can pretty much guarantee that law would not apply to Ralph, since the purpose of it is likely to protect Antifacucks from the consequences of their arsons/etc

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The key role of Vaush in that debacle is why I am optimistic about tonight.

Vaush is fat, a horsefucker, a creeper, and a Communist but he may be just the kryptonite we need in this situation.

 

[Troon Carey]

His and hers chicken salad sandwiches is how he described it, LOL. Like they're fucking bath towels or something. What an obese fuck.

Let's be real Nora probably didn't make him chicken sandwiches so this is groundbreaking for him .

 

[GameDevAnon]

Can pretty much guarantee that law would not apply to Ralph, since the purpose of it is likely to protect Antifacucks from the consequences of their arsons/etc

Silver Lining:
You can now beat the fuck out of a judge for handing Antifa light sentences and only wind up with a slap on the wrist yourself.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

His and hers chicken salad sandwiches is how he described it, LOL. Like they're fucking bath towels or something. What an obese fuck.

Probably the only healthy meal he had in decades. Everything consists of alcohol and burgers, good his heart is working on fumes, everything in his body is dead.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Hmm, deorio on stream tonight?

Oreo's dear leader Josh Pescatore went fucking looney the other day and was threatening to find him irl and fight so they're gonna dunk on him.

Welcome to IBS Lite

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Probably the only healthy meal he had in decades. Everything consists of alcohol and burgers, good his heart is working on fumes, everything in his body is dead.

It’s called chicken salad but it’s not actually healthy. Has Ralph ever knowingly eaten a vegetable? Just imagine him yelling “STOP!!! You can’t eat until I take a picture of this meal!!!” And then standing there with the camera over the plate. Cringe central.

 

[MeltyTW]

Let's be real Nora probably didn't make him chicken sandwiches so this is groundbreaking for him .

well she was literally across the planet except what a week or month a year? and even then he documented some times he went out so we know she had very few days she even could have cooked

edited to remove half coherent sleep deprived reply to someone, and to fix this one

 

[Troon Carey]

listen what ethan is done is worse than saddam, those kuwaits who


well she was literally across the planet except what a week or month a year? and even then he documented some times at least he went out so we know he at least for a few days where she could have cooked didnt get any

Wait, you mean to tell me that the ultra-chad dunking on that faggot Null is actually a fat neckbeard who had a fat ugly paki waifu on the internet who didnt even make him chicken sandwhiches? What fucking reality is Ethan in where he's a based winner and not a loser?

 

[High Tea]

This one?
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I said it before and I'll say it again. It's a fine picnic lunch. But it's not something you tweet about when pinterest exists. It's an average, and probably satisfying (if you like that kind of food) meal, but it is not flex worthy at all. People usually tweet either an amazing looking meal or something really unusual or innovative or artistic looking. It makes one wonder how poorly your everyday meal is if that is tweet worthy.

Vaush is fat, a horsefucker, a creeper, and a Communist but he may be just the kryptonite we need in this situation.

Between him, Fuentes, Ghost, and probably Gloomtube (since I assume there will be riots or hurricane stuff again tonight), I'd be curious if he cracks the top 5

Let's be real Nora probably didn't make him chicken sandwiches so this is groundbreaking for him .

Nora actually did cook for him. There is a post probably hundreds of pages back by now where she made him some kind of pork (edit) and vegetable thing. A proper meal. https://twitter.com/theralphretort/status/1111126836791201792?lang=en

 

[Troon Carey]

I said it before and I'll say it again. It's a fine picnic lunch. But it's not something you tweet about when pinterest exists. It's an average, and probably satisfying (if you like that kind of food) meal, but it is not flex worthy at all. People usually tweet either an amazing looking meal or something really unusual or innovative or artistic looking. It makes one wonder how poorly your everyday meal is if that is tweet worthy.

Between him, Fuentes, Ghost, and probably Gloomtube (since I assume there will be riots or hurricane stuff again tonight), I'd be curious if he cracks the top 5

Nora actually did cook for him. There is a post probably hundreds of pages back by now where she made him some kind of chicken and vegetable thing. A proper meal. https://twitter.com/theralphretort/status/1111126836791201792?lang=en

Well....the salad looks okay? If I had to choose between Nora's porkchops and the Chicken Salad I would probably go with the sandwich. Purely my preference though. Thanks for digging up that pic of the post stream slop.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of course even Ethan’s salads contain a pound or two of cheese. Not even shreds, but chunks.

 

[Haru Okumura]

It would be a shame if Shannon were forced to include a description of this image in his daily report to Ethan on the contents of this thread.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nora actually did cook for him. There is a post probably hundreds of pages back by now where she made him some kind of chicken and vegetable thing. A proper meal. https://twitter.com/theralphretort/status/1111126836791201792?lang=en

literally the first thought i had.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck the purpose of pey is? What does she actually do that involves the killstream? As far as I can tell, nothing at all. And what's with the tik toks? Why the fuck is it the killstream tik tok when it has nothing to do with the killstream? I don't fucking get it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It’s called chicken salad but it’s not actually healthy.

True, but looking at what his diet consist on a regular basis, this is a miracle.

 

[High Tea]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck the purpose of pey is? What does she actually do that involves the killstream? As far as I can tell, nothing at all. And what's with the tik toks? Why the fuck is it the killstream tik tok when it has nothing to do with the killstream? I don't fucking get it.

My guess is they want to seem cool with the plus have a girl to ogle and look like they have a larger crew. Certainly isn't there for sparkling, witty commentary.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Of course even Ethan’s salads contain a pound or two of cheese. Not even shreds, but chunks.
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The salad itself actually looks good, it seems ethan saw something healthy and just started throwing chunks of kraft singles in as Nora looked on in horror. What a disgrace to Nora's cooking abillity.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Can someone explain to me what the fuck the purpose of pey is? What does she actually do that involves the killstream? As far as I can tell, nothing at all. And what's with the tik toks? Why the fuck is it the killstream tik tok when it has nothing to do with the killstream? I don't fucking get it.

When the tiktok account was first created she would do promos for the show, but everybody gave Ralph shit because tiktok is gay and he pretended he just did it as a joke so now it's just typical thottery.

 

[GameDevAnon]

It would be a shame if Shannon were forced to include a description of this image in his daily report to Ethan on the contents of this thread.

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LMFAO

Vaush has more viewers in an hour than Ralph has ever had during his entirety of streaming on DLive combined.
If this doesn't make him an hero, I don't know what will.