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Chris is the best evidence that the Prime Directive should always be followed.
Discord Q&A - part 11 on Dec 5 2020
- Thread starter The American Hedgehog
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Just as I said. He can bitch and moan about stuff he doesn't like but when it comes to that he personally enjoys he'll relent and watch because his coonsoomer brain needs sustaince
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Well... The console wars also kinda died down.
In typical Chris fashion, he was the last one to figure that out, and was a few years behind the curve.
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If instead of group housing he assembled a Big Brother-esque type of home, releasing a few cameras for free and some others (bathroom, bedroom) for some change, I would probably pay for that. And he could at least not starve after Barbara dies.
But I know that's too much effort to ask.
You are on fire today, Sir.
Imagine to my dismay, waking up with some pony tune inside my head. Damn it Chris. Damn it Schizophrenia.
"We're not flawless,
We're work in progress..."
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He actually wanted people to manage that for him more than once, like having someone else break the ice on dating sites chats. He couldn't even be arsed to google a hooker from his area on the internet, somebody else did it for him.
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Yet he calls 14BLC a "temple".
Imagine if an ancient Greek or Roman temple had multiple toy rooms.
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Chris has reached levels of "spoiled rotten child" that shouldn't even be possible. He is literally saying that he's the center of the universe now, claiming that his becoming a lolcow were just people being drawn to his importance and "recognizing" him, and the trolls were just people who were envious of his importance and trying to ruin him before he "discovered" himself. The brass balls ego on this motherfucker, I swear...
Yeah, there are several emails that Chris sent "gal-pals" straight-up demanding that they run his love life for him, like managing online dating profiles and finding girls for him to date, because he was too "shy and afraid of rejection". Gave them his criteria for who would be "acceptable" to the Great Christian Weston Chandler, and basically said to them "Go forth and do my bidding, slave!"
To play Devil's Advocate: in Greek and Roman mythology, the gods DID basically see all of mankind as their personal playthings. So it DOES kind of fit, from a certain point of view. The Greek and Roman gods were just as petty and self-absorbed as Chris is, too.
Yeah, there are several emails that Chris sent "gal-pals" straight-up demanding that they run his love life for him, like managing online dating profiles and finding girls for him to date, because he was too "shy and afraid of rejection". Gave them his criteria for who would be "acceptable" to the Great Christian Weston Chandler, and basically said to them "Go forth and do my bidding, slave!"
To play Devil's Advocate: in Greek and Roman mythology, the gods DID basically see all of mankind as their personal playthings. So it DOES kind of fit, from a certain point of view. The Greek and Roman gods were just as petty and self-absorbed as Chris is, too.
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Chris answered a few more questions but then crashed into slumber - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/27_August_2020_Q&A
- He's taken a break from the Sonichu possession and identifies as Chris during the chat.
- He made up yet another new dimension in his head - 1214, and said the differences between it and our reality are:
"Michael Jackson lived a few more years and put out two more albums, talking about old age and the feeling of veering on death and not wanting to be old while feeling young. He still OD’d at his time of death.
And I’ve had to put up with Ben Saint’s Slime Nonsense from his “Beta Timeline” into my “Alpha Timeline”.
This one, here is the Omega Timeline."
- He's taken a break from the Sonichu possession and identifies as Chris during the chat.
- He made up yet another new dimension in his head - 1214, and said the differences between it and our reality are:
"Michael Jackson lived a few more years and put out two more albums, talking about old age and the feeling of veering on death and not wanting to be old while feeling young. He still OD’d at his time of death.
And I’ve had to put up with Ben Saint’s Slime Nonsense from his “Beta Timeline” into my “Alpha Timeline”.
This one, here is the Omega Timeline."
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Maybe he'll finally drop the sonichu act and let the poor bastard go home to his wife and kids amd back to a body capable of moving faster than a helpless waddle
GherkinRealness
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Christ almighty, Chris only got through 3 questions before getting bored. Get ma rifle, Sally: this lolcow's runnin' dry.
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Chris is LARPING as a different universes Chris. Multiple personality disorder diagnosis when?
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Can he prove anything about Michael Jackson? The easiest way to prove it is to type the lyrics of one of his songs that doesn't exist here.
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Lol!
MJ albums about being old and on the verge of death? Wasn’t he in his late 40ies early 50ies when he kicked the bucket?
I don’t know about you guys, but personally I find the thought of multiple dimensions full of Chris to be pretty horrifying.
It does mean that an obvious question for the next Q&A would be: ”Did any of the other dimensions Chris’s ever get laid without paying? Did any of them ever manage to get married, have their Crystal and their office job?”
Btw guys, you know what’s coming, right? LARPing as Sonichu or Magichan is too stressful/hard for Chris, so in the near future he’ll just start LARPing as himself from an alternate dimension: ”Greetings Citizens of the internets! It is I, Christine Weston Chandler, from dimension 1417, where the merge DID happen!”
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GodBear rules all, Chris is simply his messenger. Inshallah.
elkinbub
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Yeah that was my big takeaway from all this too.
He thinks that his internet fame is proof of and was caused by his cosmic-level importance being discovered.
Read that again. Read that fucking again. He even thinks "EVERYONE" was recognizing him as the "focus of everything".
WHAT.
THE.
FUUUUUU
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Chris has always been hilariously wrong about why he got trolled (“They’re jealous because I have a lot of stuff” was my personal favorite) but this really is some god-tier manchild delusions.
I guess there some autistic circular reasoning going on there:
I am special... Trolls found me because I’m special...The fact that I got trolled probes that I’m special...
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Trolling didn’t “damage” Chris nearly as much as his asspatters and “fans” have.
Giving Chris even an ounce of positive response is like pouring gasoline on an ego-fire.
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lol chris claims he is mentally fatigued and can't answer the Q&A. Bruh... you did all these mental gymnastic to yourself just because some asshat across the country try to fuck with your fantasy.
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Pretty sure Chris being “mentally fatigued”=Barb asked him to get some stuff from a Walmart he isn’t banned from.
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Chris made a rule that he can't return to his body until the merge happens. So he use his braincells or his enablers to find a loophole.
Chris Chan from 1214. Multiverse hypothesis has become his basis for his bullshit.
Chris Chan from 1214. Multiverse hypothesis has become his basis for his bullshit.
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He’s eventually going to get bored and stop pretending if I have to guess. He’s easily influenced and might make up some shit about how the merge has partially occurred so he’s back now and we will soon see “Phase 2”.