🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[CORRUPT🍀]

This really isn't related to Ralph but while he's brought up, TommyC has been stuck fluctuating between 30 and 45 thousand subscribers for almost four years now. He's so bad at internet radio it's legendary. Die mad about it, spaghetti N-slur.

One more juicy tidbit, Tommy talks about pissing in kids mouths. He will not deny it if asked. Apparently 16 is cool to R Kelly them.also he gets very upset when people call his kid a nazi.

Skip to seven mins to get the real smoke

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Wish the bottle was maker's mark.
Edit: Can someone use the song to gifs of Ralph dancing.
Hardmode: Use Ralph's grunts to go with the song.
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Or that shitty guitar noodling song that they use to start the show. By the way, does anyone know what that song is called or who played it?

 

[MeltyTW]

, Tommy talks about pissing in kids mouths

interesting that he talks about how an older woman had sex with him as he was 16, he phrases it as consensual but given the whole cycle of molestation i dont think so

lol also ranting about his family when he posted his own kid online and gets involved with this shit

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I found it, this video say Scrub played it.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I found it, this video say Scrub played it.

Yeah even I remember Scrub made the first one, I miss Scrub...

 

[Fslur]

Yeah even I remember Scrub made the first one, I miss Scrub...

Scrub just renamed his channel and moved on.
I recognize some of the IBS regular chatters in his oldest video’s comment section. He was smart when the fun stopped he just moved on. Scrub would go on Kumite & the Killstream and is definitely missed.

 

[OffRecord]

I cannot for the life of me understand why people like Oreo, Quartering, etc, work with Ralph. The dude used to ruthlessly shit all over them back in the tonka and sargon days.

In terms of why Quartering does Quartering things, it’s mostly because he’s an idiot who will suck up to anyone he thinks will give him clout. Recall that earlier in the first days of IBS he made a video denouncing the IBS community because of bullying and suicides, leading to relentless mockery from Metokur.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Scrub just renamed his channel and moved on.
I recognize some of the IBS regular chatters in his oldest video’s comment section. He was smart when the fun stopped he just moved on. Scrub would go on Kumite & the Killstream and is definitely missed.

>tfw Scrub became a successful anime channel
good for scrub

 

[Vetti]

>tfw Scrub became a successful anime channel
good for scrub

That's what we call "pulling a Zidan". Good for him for not becoming an obscure gunt guard.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

That's what we call "pulling a Zidan". Good for him for not becoming an obscure gunt guard.

He was turning into a Ralph(See the calarts shooting threat / bitching about daddy Jim) but did the right thing and backed out before forming his own niche.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He's practically cumming in his sweats as we speak.

 

[MeltyTW]

>tfw Scrub became a successful anime channel
good for scrub

see gaytor, you too can break out from under Jim's shadow and instantly get well over 17 times ralph's entire audience on a single lower end of the view curb video.

oh almost forgot, Ralph's show is drying exponentially. He only got 5,780 lemons, 69 dollars pre dlive and taxes, about 52 dollars after they take their cut. the pay for a full time work day at the lowest american minimum wage is 58 dollars

He's practically cumming in his sweats as we speak.

this nigga calling everyone else crybabies jail was the best thing to happen to him

 

[Shark Senpai]

So, how long until Ralph is back in jail for drunk and disorderly and asking his cellmate for a Rusty Venture?

 

[LemmeSee]

I find these posts to be well meaning but also really optimistic, there is a better chance that fat faggot troons out and calls himself Nickie Deorio than taking that advice to heart. He is going to read this thread and be buttblasted about it while he could have avoided all this by not being a giant retard. Make no mistake these ecelebs dont change and their prime time will come for milking. The only question that really deserves pondering is if his next twinkie constricts his arteries and sends him to the great dairy factory in the sky.

Careful there, poke Nick hard enough and he might post pics of women he knows and pretend they're his girlfriend again.

 

[High Tea]

He's practically cumming in his sweats as we speak.
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see gaytor, you too can break out from under Jim's shadow and instantly get well over 17 times ralph's entire audience on a single lower end of the view curb video.
this nigga calling everyone else crybabies jail was the best thing to happen to him

He lost a ton of weight. It was probably the best thing that happened to him health wise. He came back and his show blew up, making jokes about it nearly every night. Got him tons of press. He only has his beloved Twitter checkmark from being in jail. His show probably would never have been as popular or gave him the windfall of cash without it He owes absolutely everything he values, money and that checkmark, to being in jail.

 

[MeltyTW]

He lost a ton of weight. It was probably the best thing that happened to him health wise. He came back and his show blew up, making jokes about it nearly every night. Got him tons of press. He only has his beloved Twitter checkmark from being in jail. His show probably would never have been as popular or gave him the windfall of cash without it He owes absolutely everything he values, money and that checkmark, to being in jail.

hell for a hot minute it at least forced him to pretend to be humble and that early good will he had with most (not me) is probably the only reason his wages are just now dipping below what would be a livable wage for his sewer rat lifestyle barring debts and faith etc.. jail would probably keep him alive far longer than he will by himself at this rate

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Oh cool I got screencapped by an e-celeb. Gotta call my mother. Lol Nick, I wasn't even against you. I just thought it was strange that you were on a show with someone you personally called out. You take a huge stand against doxing but you keep hanging around these shitty people. I don't know much about you like others do but imo, it was a bad look to go on a show with someone like this. Hope Ralph doesn't bring ya down in the mud dude.

Ahh you're the lucky one, i didn't even get a mention from the e-celeb, now i have nothing to tell my mum

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Wish the bottle was maker's mark.
Edit: Can someone use the song to gifs of Ralph dancing.
Hardmode: Use Ralph's grunts to go with the song.
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They missed a trick with that gif. It should start off with someone thin and not dancing. Then as the liquor pours out it should be someone dancing but gradually getting fatter and dancing less. Finally, as the liquor is sucked back into the bottle the now sedentary fatty should be sucked in too and disappear to symbolize death from cirrhosis and The Beetus.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

So um during my early morning routine of going to the shops to get my bacon and egg wrap and coffee, i noticed something in the corner of my eye that i never thought i would see. i don't know if it was fate or a concidence but whatever it was allowed me to take this picture.

Also note i scribbled out part of the photo since it had the name of a company on there, not the ad company but one of the small businesses nearby since it reflected of the glass.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I would like to publicly state for the record that Nicholas DeOreo is a massively thinned skinned faggot that can dish the bants but can't take it, which is a trademark lolcow trait.

He will eventually have a thread. He is Ethan Ralph Jr. minus the addictions.