Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

You know she doesn’t get out much when she thinks bringing Mountain Dew with her is a good idea. I’m sure she had water, but definitely not enough. Also, if she knew anything about hiking, she’d have gotten herself a camelback to store even more water. Additionally, at her weight, she shouldn’t be hiking four miles in the first place. She needs to lose weight first and start by walking flat trails so she doesn’t put too much pressure on her joints. Hikes in Utah are no joke, and the incline on the mountains is hard to take in, even for normal weight people. She’s lucky she survived because heat exhaustion kills people every year, and Anna is a perfect candidate for it.
She actually was ona trail rated for kids/bikers:
It was a 2.08 mile trail she exagerates a lot with no climbs and slight elevation.

It also appears to be a very popular trail so its odd that no one would have run into her.
 
She actually was ona trail rated for kids/bikers:
It was a 2.08 mile trail she exagerates a lot with no climbs and slight elevation.

It also appears to be a very popular trail so its odd that no one would have run into her.
Wow, that’s even more pathetic than I thought. Her and Tess are the same in pretending that they can do everything thinner people can, when it’s obvious they can’t. Seriously, this should be a wake up call for her to lose weight. If you’re in your mid thirties and can’t hike two miles without getting severely exhausted, you have issues. It’s not like Anna has a disability either, such as being paraplegic, her disability is entirely self inflicted from not being able to know when to stop indulging in alcohol and snacks.
 
i'd have a lot more respect for anna if instead of doing hauls from fast fashion places or target, she did some thrift videos. tons of thrift stores have plus size stuff, even more so than straight size clothing. or if she can't go out to a store, buy on an online thrift store like depop. buying second hand is good for the environment and prevents clothes ending up in landfills.
 
Really which of us hasn't had the harrowing experience of walking in the summer heat? I'm definitely telling my kids about the time I had to park in the back of the Costco parking lot during a heat wave.

If the obesity pandemic continues we are going to see abandoned corpses along all our hiking trails and multi-use paths, much like the ascent to Everest.
 
Just realized she talks in the video about Data having a hydration pack to keep him cool, but not one of her photos has him in one nor did she link one when she said she would.

New Instagram, Poor Data really does seem like just a prop for her at times:
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She actually was ona trail rated for kids/bikers:
It was a 2.08 mile trail she exagerates a lot with no climbs and slight elevation.

It also appears to be a very popular trail so its odd that no one would have run into her.
Why she would admit to any of this is fucking strange. Is her brain so fat filled that she can’t see how pathetic this is? She crawled under a bush and cried on a trail kids love... I know she exaggerates but damn. It’s like she wants to give us laughs. Only one I feel sorry for is Data. A black dog has no business in 107 degree heat.
 
She's so into hiking she doesn't know a "pile of rocks marking the trail" is called a cairn. 3.8 miles round trip and less than 400 feet elevation gain. There are city parks in the west that have more elevation gain.

Here's one review:

Great trail. My 4 year old was able to walk the whole loop. Lots of great views.

She's talking about this mom and kid trail like she was doing Everest. She was shocked there were no houses in view. It's a loop trail. You literally cannot get lost. It's heavily trafficked.

This video is her biggest pile of bullshit since the "I witnessed a murder in Jamaica" vid that she deleted a few years ago.
 
Why she would admit to any of this is fucking strange. Is her brain so fat filled that she can’t see how pathetic this is? She crawled under a bush and cried on a trail kids love... I know she exaggerates but damn. It’s like she wants to give us laughs. Only one I feel sorry for is Data. A black dog has no business in 107 degree heat.
It's hilarious, if it's even true. Anna is just doing this for pity and attention.
 
Never heard of that, is there a recap somewhere that I’ve missed?

Back in like 2016 or early 2017 she went to Jamaica. It was during her incredibly manic phase when she was at Sprinklr and was taking vacations every other week despite ostensibly being a type A workaholic that was needed at the office 60 hours a week. She made an incredibly tone deaf video about black men hitting on her, including a man who was probably a sex worker / resort worker (they double up quite a bit down there, it's a pretty poor country) that brought her room service and propositioned Anna. Anna, being a sheltered, naive, mormon from Ohio thought that she was irresistable to the natives because she had a big butt. She infamously said "I'm the Kim K of Jamaica".

The video was so poorly received that a day or two later she made this "mea culpa" video in which she claimed she witnessed a murder in Jamaica and blah blah blah. She ended up deleting that one I believe as well. She then took a break from social media I believe this video is the first one she did after the entire episode.


Here is the lipstick alley thread on the video, it's not very informative unfortunately but it does confirm it did in fact happen. And finally, it's incredible how she's aged in 3 years.
 
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She's so into hiking she doesn't know a "pile of rocks marking the trail" is called a cairn. 3.8 miles round trip and less than 400 feet elevation gain. There are city parks in the west that have more elevation gain.

Here's one review:



She's talking about this mom and kid trail like she was doing Everest. She was shocked there were no houses in view. It's a loop trail. You literally cannot get lost. It's heavily trafficked.

This video is her biggest pile of bullshit since the "I witnessed a murder in Jamaica" vid that she deleted a few years ago.
Didn't even read reviews of the trail that makes it extra hilarious. But yea the video was just a bunch of bull it is very obvious most of her vlogs are bull.
 
That story makes Anna look so bad. Not just health wise, but it also shows what a huge liar she is. Anna always make it sound like she walks and works out a ton. The fact that she couldn't handle a very mild walking trail and felt like she was about to die is proof that she never works out.

Luckily for her, the main demographic watching her videos don't work out either, so they can't understand how bad it is that a so called ""healthy"" person can't manage to walk a couple of miles without nearly keeling over.
 
That story makes Anna look so bad. Not just health wise, but it also shows what a huge liar she is. Anna always make it sound like she walks and works out a ton. The fact that she couldn't handle a very mild walking trail and felt like she was about to die is proof that she never works out.

Luckily for her, the main demographic watching her videos don't work out either, so they can't understand how bad it is that a so called ""healthy"" person can't manage to walk a couple of miles without nearly keeling over.

I was trying to think of ways to put it in perspective how mind blowingly cringe her entire description of the "hike" was and I'm still struggling. What she did is what anybody under 300lbs would consider a leisurely stroll. Even a "bigger gorl" sitting somewhere around 250 could walk 3.8 miles, on a mostly flat trail, and not describe it like a 10 mile, 5000 foot gain goat trail that even an ultra-marathoner would have some trouble with at parts. Have you ever walked the loop at central park? That's basically what this trail is, except maybe with a little added heat thrown in. Any trail that is labelled "easy" is not a hike. It's a walk. That's just how it is in the hiking world. It's the introduction to getting out and about. How anybody could not bust out laughing when she said, straight faced, that she was near death a quarter of a mile from the parking lot is beyond my comprehension. And then, the diet mountain dew! It's like a caricature, right, this is satire? Her description of the sand, "it's not beach sand, it sinks beneath you": what? It's desert sand in the mountain west. It's not a fucking sand dune it's hard packed mostly and you're usually walking on water runoff zones that pack it down even harder and make it similar to concrete.

Then there is the whole usage of "we" where she is implying she's with someone and yet simultanously is all alone. "We started in Moab, then WE went to other parts of Utah". Dude, the "we" is Anna and her poor mutt. The shots are all setup from her tripod. There is nobody!
 
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The only jiggle room I'll give her, and it's a very small margin, is that st. George and southern utah as a whole is hot hot hot in the summer. So what would be a simple trail for most on a good day becomes uncomfortable for anyone during our summers here. Not as gross as the Las Vegas valley, but it scorches

That being said, shame on her for putting data through that, and what a dumb ass using soda as your primary hydration.
 
I don't think she thought this video through. She wanted to make something really click-baity to get those shekels and didn't stop to think about how pathetic she sounds or that anyone would "fact check" that trail to see how difficult it is (or isn't). Anna's whole schtick is how happy, healthy and active she is being grotesquely fat and all that video did was prove how miserable and difficult her life really is. And what is it with fatties just having to drink soda first thing in the morning? Ever heard of coffee, bitch? The high caffeine content acts like an appetite suppressant too.
 
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