Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Free the Pedos]

No matter what happens to Russell Greer, he will be a miserable son of a bitch. Being Russell Greer is both his crime and his punishment.

This is true of Bex Gerber, as well.

 

[DrJonesHat]

And when he finally got to meet Arianna she wouldn't even compliment his suit! What the frick?!

I find it especially hilarious that he thinks not complimenting someone is legally actionable.

 

[Constellationzero]

I always figured the odd looks were also because he is wearing thee suit. The one tard suit to rule them all. The stains. The drool soaked tie and shirt (remember that from DankNet's video), and likely his smell too.
Also doesn't help that he apparently can't close his eyes or blink which gives him that corpse gaze. Funny, you never see him applying eye drops though. His eyes have no shine to them so I imagine they dry out constantly.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Russel is what most people think of when they imagine an incel. The term has been thrown around by adult girls who haven't mentally graduated picking on the socially awkward by finding shallow reasons to antagonize them, but now they've got a hollow facade of moral superiority to justify their actions. But this guy is one person whom I'd genuinely call an actual niceguy and incel, without a single fucking doubt. Most incels are more self aware and respectable than he is. Russel's delusions are impenetrable, like he's some kind of organic construct with 1990s sitcoms and movies loaded into the faulty computer that is his brain. No matter how much reality beats him down, he'll still return to that robotic loop, ad nauseam.

Mate come on, you can’t blame the word incel on mean evil Stacys who hate shy nice guys and want to shatter their self-esteem because Girls Are Bitches. It may have been coined by a woman who created support groups online for incels like her, but nobody used the modern definition of incel until incels starting bandying it about. I understand they now also have “handcel” and “kisscel” and “hugcel” to differentiate which of them has never held hands with a girl, etc. They’re the ones using the words in their epic fanfic of the war against Chads and Stacies.

I think most of my girlfriends who meet Nice Guys don’t call them “incels” so much as just “arseholes.”

I agree a lot of shy, awkward men don’t want or deserve that name, but they only have the antics of their fellow Virgins With Rage to blame for popularizing it.

I agree with you that Russ is the end-all be-all of Nice Guys TM. Thinks all relationships are transactional and he just needs to insert enough niceness tokens into a girl before she dispenses sex; believes women are shallow for not looking past his face to find his inner self attractive, yet he refuses to date anything less than a 9 because he’s “just not attracted to any less”; takes his anger out on women disproportionately when his bare minimum, unwanted gifts and gestures are met with politeness instead of the enthusiastic blowjobs he was expecting; demands the most perfectly-groomed woman, yet looks like he crawled out of a grease-filled dustbin....the list goes on.

I propose we just change the term Nice Guy to simply “Russ.” It’s shorter and it gets the point across more clearly.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I can't believe he thought it was a good idea to wear a suit to a pop concert. I'd imagine wearing that must've been uncomfortable after a while. Seriously, way to look completely out of place, by being the only man there in a sea of teenaged girls and dressing like you're going to court. No wonder why the security guards were keeping a watchful eye on him.

He did it because he was planning on having Ariana see his gifts and the fact that he was wearing a suit and instantly fall in love with him and hire him as her songwriter. The suit is, in Russell's deranged mind, a key part of making any woman fall for him. Multiple times in his book he mentions how Taylor Swift's boyfriends probably did almost nothing to impress her, they just said "I'm an actor, date me" or something else. He brings this up multiple times, and it seems he thinks Taylor, and presumably all women, are incredibly simple and easy to impress if you wear a suit, give them flowers and complement them. It's very clear he sees women as prizes to be won rather than free thinking individuals. It's also clear that he has no idea how creepy he looks, I'm guessing when he wears a suit he thinks he's Don Draper or something. After all these years he doesn't realize that when other people look at him all they see is a deformed weirdo stumbling around in a filthy, cheap, ill-fitting suit. I would feel bad if this wasn't Russell we were talking about, since just about anyone who saw him and didn't know who he was would assume he was retarded, given his poor grooming, slurred speech and paralyzed face, and would probably not treat him as they would someone else. He's the kind of guy most people don't want to engage in conversation, the kind of person you look at with pity, and that is unfortunate, but his personality very much matches his appearance.

 

[Miss Misery]

The suit thing is kind of hilarious if you consider that every mishie has suits for dress and suits are still pretty common on a Sunday at the ol' meetinghouse as well. Suits in LDS, especially Utah LDS, culture don't make you special or different.

Especially not if you're still wearing the cheap polyester suits you bought for your mission 10 years ago that have never been cleaned.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I think everybody goes through a period where they have an elaborate fantasy about fame and success they really want to come true. However, most people outgrow that phase by the time they hit puberty. Russ apparently never did, and he continually writes scripts in his head that he's absolutely sure will come true if everyone just does what they're supposed to! He hates it when people go off-script, he hates it so much he has a meltdown and his antics that we all know ensue.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I honestly like wearing suits, and jump at any opportunity to go to an occasion where i get to wear one (I'm the kind of sperg who would wear one when going on a flight like they did 60 years ago). But Russ is the kind of retard who would clean toilets while wearing one (which would explain his suit's condition).

 

[MysticMisty]

Especially not if you're still wearing the cheap polyester suits you bought for your mission 10 years ago that have never been cleaned.

Russ can't waste money buying new suits (or washing them properly) when there's hookers to fuck. Dude can't even be bothered to spend money to eat better. He didn't even have a piece of proper furniture until recently either, but given how often he moves and can't drive it honestly made sense for him to be able to carry everything he owns on the city bus.

But Russ is the kind of retard who would clean toilets while wearing one (which would explain his suit's condition).

Pretty sure he did when his plan was to immediately go from work to a bus to Nevada. I think he bragged about his fuck trip being a fuck trip too, but I could be wrong there.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I honestly like wearing suits, and jump at any opportunity to go to an occasion where i get to wear one (I'm the kind of sperg who would wear one when going on a flight like they did 60 years ago). But Russ is the kind of retard who would clean toilets while wearing one (which would explain his suit's condition).

As I recall, he actually did wear his suit to clean toilets. And then he tried to woo women while wearing the exact same fucking suit.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

As I recall, he actually did wear his suit to clean toilets. And then he tried to woo women while wearing the exact same fucking suit.

He did because he had to catch a bus, which is no excuse because he could've brought a change of clothes and change in the locker room. But Russ probably wanted to show off that he is a stud or some shit.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He did because he had to catch a bus, which is no excuse because he could've brought a change of clothes and change in the locker room. But Russ probably wanted to show off that he is a stud or some shit.

He told everyone he was going to see his girlfriend. And yes, according to his old boss, he did work his shift in his suit.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He told everyone he was going to see his girlfriend. And yes, according to his old boss, he did work his shift in his suit.

Yep, Cory said that Russell worked his entire janitorial shift in his suit, then got on a bus to go to Nevada. Russell didn't even take the suit coat off. A whole shift as a janitor followed by hours on a bus, no shower, no laundry in between. He even got her flowers which he just set aside for the entire shift as well. I don't know if Cory confirmed this was the Murphy/Kiera trip but he did say Russell mentioned that trip to the people working there but was vague with the details. That's how we also got the first hint that the Hof letter was in fact written by Russell.

 

[AnOminous]

Russ can't waste money buying new suits (or washing them properly) when there's hookers to fuck.

Doesn't the suit look as horrible as it does because he literally washes it in water, basically destroying it, because he doesn't know what a dry cleaner does?

 

[MysticMisty]

Doesn't the suit look as horrible as it does because he literally washes it in water, basically destroying it, because he doesn't know what a dry cleaner does?

That and I imagine he's not washing it enough anyways. Takes away time from writing music and practicing his piano skills raging about women and obsessively following them on various websites.

When his nasty suit does completely fall apart though I'm curious as to what he'll do. Would his dad spring for another secondhand suit? Would Russ cut into his hooker funds to buy it himself? What if he couldn't get one at all? I mean, his identity is based around wearing his stupid, stinky, nasty suit.

 

[Miss Misery]

It doesn't even fit him well. Of course Rusty can't be bothered to tailor the suit he's worn near daily for almost a decade. The slacks need hemming desperately, not to mention the sleeves.

Also it actually says in the Missionary Guidelines that you don't fasten the bottom button on a suit. I mean that's a general sartorial guideline that pretty much everyone knows, but the Church literally spelled it out for you, you fucking retard.

Edit: Wait wait wait, he's wearing a button-down collar? JFC.

 

[nemesisAF]

Doesn't the suit look as horrible as it does because he literally washes it in water, basically destroying it, because he doesn't know what a dry cleaner does?

Not just in water, like in a washing machine. In the tub, by hand.

If it ever tears, he will patch that shitty suit up. If there is an unwashable obvious stain, I am sure he will dye it, with dollar store RIT. He treats that suit like it’s his Superman suit and not the toxin ridden worn out mess it is.

one less jingle single, one less lolsuit, he could have a second suit. Set aside a little bit every so often to get dry cleaning for it, which actually could improve his rep, his time on a job interview, on a social outing. Nope.

 

[Miss Misery]

Not just in water, like in a washing machine. In the tub, by hand.

If it ever tears, he will patch that shitty suit up. If there is an unwashable obvious stain, I am sure he will dye it, with dollar store RIT. He treats that suit like it’s his Superman suit and not the toxin ridden worn out mess it is.

one less jingle single, one less lolsuit, he could have a second suit. Set aside a little bit every so often to get dry cleaning for it, which actually could improve his rep, his time on a job interview, on a social outing. Nope.

I'm pretty sure that missionaries are supposed to have TWO suits. I wonder what happened to the second one?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yep, Cory said that Russell worked his entire janitorial shift in his suit, then got on a bus to go to Nevada. Russell didn't even take the suit coat off. A whole shift as a janitor followed by hours on a bus, no shower, no laundry in between. He even got her flowers which he just set aside for the entire shift as well. I don't know if Cory confirmed this was the Murphy/Kiera trip but he did say Russell mentioned that trip to the people working there but was vague with the details. That's how we also got the first hint that the Hof letter was in fact written by Russell.

Someone told him he could have gotten in trouble for using fabricated evidence, at least I think so, because he hasn't done that since. You know he'd fake harassing emails from Taylor for his suits if he thought he could get away with it. All he does is misrepresent things, like the blurry picture of the security guard at the AG concert. That was somehow supposed to prove they manhandled him or something.

 

[Rabbits]

how will russ make this about him, i wonder...

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