Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[TamarYaelBatYah]

YA DON'T SAY? A Christian having an affair. What did I tell you all? Sexually perverted. Always, never fails.
THIS ONE IS THE WIFE AND LEADER OF A MAJOR SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY

https://www.foxnews.com/us/becki-falwell-speaks-out-on-affair-allegations-denies-jerry-liked-to-watch

She was 44 and he was 20
And he was the pool boy

And you thought only men did shit like this!

 

[Deadpool]

She was 44 and he was 20
And he was the pool boy

And you thought only men did shit like this!

Literally no one thought that except you, because you're retarded. We still don't care though.

Besides @Marshall Castersen is out banging tranny hookers and smoking meth instead of buying you diapers so your retarded cult is no better.

 

[redcent]

I look neither vulnerable nor desperate to strangers

you look desperate here just by typing. To say nothing of how you look IRL

I've never had an affair, and I follow The Torah. Might want to check your definition of "degenerate". Or your so offended by the story because you've had an affair yourself?

I've never had an affair, and it's sad that the only degeneratacy you recognise is having an affair. You have publicly described your masturbation habits (with a pretty pink dildo lol) that you support spousal rape, spousal abuse, and God knows what in this thread

But you don't care, because all you think of is if someone had an affair. That's like saying you didn't speed over the limit when you drove over to kill someone

 

[Gunt of the Litter]

@TamarYaelBatYah Have you considered trying to sue Marshall for your diaper money? Lawsuits usually work out pretty well for most people of your kind.

 

[LoverofPi]

No one has pointed out something obvious here- even if we take Mel's story 100% at her word - never do this, it is a terrible idea- that 7 or 8 out of 10 guy that totally hit on her was a Christian. Most "good southern gentlemen" are.

 

[Toasty]

@TamarYaelBatYah Have you considered trying to sue Marshall for your diaper money? Lawsuits usually work out pretty well for most people of your kind.

Her kind is white trash serially litigious, so, probably not so much in her case. She's already gonna need to sue him to get him to acknowledge the kid any way.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

She was 44 and he was 20
And he was the pool boy

And you thought only men did shit like this!

Keep bringing it up like it's relevant
By the way, what are your thoughts on the Jewish prominence in the porno industry lol

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"They're not real jews! There's only a couple thousand real jews in the world, and they all believe the same netzarim fairy-tales I do!"

Lol, like the whole netzarim thing wasn't invented by a couple of fundy christian preachers back in the 70s.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're ugly. No one ever hit on you.

Probably mistook the guy calling for his dog. He wouldn't be far off.

 

[Czolg]

So do Europeans and Africans

Dunno about Africa but every sane European would mock the shit out of you for your lack of hygiene.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Hey now, maybe we're being unfair. After all, she washes her vagina every day, whether it needs it or not. With standards like that she should have no trouble picking up any number of suitors in Possum Holler. Any number of fine southern gentlemen would be glad to squire her around on her daily rounds to the gas station, Wal-Mart, and charity food pantries. Maybe an occasional exciting trip to the social security office.

Still and all, I highly encourage you to start dating again as soon as possible, Melinda. Frankly, you're getting a little boring, so it would be great to dig into your new boyfriend's past and see what kind of horrifyingly stupid crimes he's committed, or retarded beliefs he holds.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Dunno about Africa but every sane European would mock the shit out of you for your lack of hygiene.

My grandmother was born in Budapest, Hungary and raised there, went back to visit too. She said that people don't wear deodorant often in Europe and that it's noticable in crowded areas like buses

"They're not real jews! There's only a couple thousand real jews in the world, and they all believe the same netzarim fairy-tales I do!"

Lol, like the whole netzarim thing wasn't invented by a couple of fundy christian preachers back in the 70s.

You claim that yet again. But you still haven't answered my question:

If "Netzarim" is new to the 20ty century, then what Prophet does Matthew 2:32 refer to?

Hey now, maybe we're being unfair. After all, she washes her vagina every day, whether it needs it or not. With standards like that she should have no trouble picking up any number of suitors in Possum Holler. Any number of fine southern gentlemen would be glad to squire her around on her daily rounds to the gas station, Wal-Mart, and charity food pantries. Maybe an occasional exciting trip to the social security office.

Still and all, I highly encourage you to start dating again as soon as possible, Melinda. Frankly, you're getting a little boring, so it would be great to dig into your new boyfriend's past and see what kind of horrifyingly stupid crimes he's committed, or retarded beliefs he holds.

I wouldn't date a Goy, actually it's forbidden in The Torah. Can't have sex with them either.

I will wait 40 days after I give Marshall a divorce document to start looking. 40 days will give me time to heal and restore. Then I can make dating profiles online and visit local Messianic Congregations.

No one has pointed out something obvious here- even if we take Mel's story 100% at her word - never do this, it is a terrible idea- that 7 or 8 out of 10 guy that totally hit on her was a Christian. Most "good southern gentlemen" are.

Well, Christian men do tend to be gentlemen to their women but that doesn't excuse them. They're only being nice to their wives because of benevolent sexism: she agrees to submit, he agrees to be her "head". The moment the woman doesn't agree to be second place in her own home, he will start despising her. Commit adultery, watch porn. That's usually the script with Christian men.

@TamarYaelBatYah Have you considered trying to sue Marshall for your diaper money? Lawsuits usually work out pretty well for most people of your kind.

I am legally married to Marshall so I will have to file for divorce. VA law requires the divorce document to have a provision for alimony, child support, visitation and custody. So I'm legally required to put all that on the document.

you look desperate here just by typing. To say nothing of how you look IRL

Desperate typing? WTF is that even?

Dude, I'm watching episodes of Seinfeld and stopping to type on KF, among other websites in between

You are insanely shallow people if you think anything I'm saying here is deep.

Hun, if I was desperate if find a babysitter for my children and go to the Club, a bar. Im 35 years old, I could seduce a man in less than 20 minutes. I know what to say and I look like a 9.9 in clubbing clothes

Maybe when my baby turns 1 and can drink from a sippy cup I'll go flirt with some men at a bar. In the meantime, I have to hunker down and breastfeed around the clock!

You have publicly described your masturbation habits (with a pretty pink dildo lol) that you support spousal rape, spousal abuse, and God knows what in this thread

Actually I never described my masturbation habits at all. I just said what I would do: buy a pretty pink dildo.

If that makes you squeemish, I think you need to see a sex therapist.

Hun, if I actually took the time to describe my masturbation habits or sex life, you'd be trying to sell the script for money!

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

My grandmother was born in Budapest, Hungary and raised there, went back to visit too. She said that people don't wear deodorant often in Europe and that it's noticable in crowded areas like buses





You claim that yet again. But you still haven't answered my question:

If "Netzarim" is new to the 20ty century, then what Prophet does Matthew 2:32 refer to?






I wouldn't date a Goy, actually it's forbidden in The Torah. Can't have sex with them either.

I will wait 40 days after I give Marshall a divorce document to start looking. 40 days will give me time to heal and restore. Then I can make dating profiles online and visit local Messianic Congregations.






Well, Christian men do tend to be gentlemen to their women but that doesn't excuse them. They're only being nice to their wives because of benevolent sexism: she agrees to submit, he agrees to be her "head". The moment the woman doesn't agree to be second place in her own home, he will start despising her. Commit adultery, watch porn. That's usually the script with Christian men.





I am legally married to Marshall so I will have to file for divorce. VA law requires the divorce document to have a provision for alimony, child support, visitation and custody. So I'm legally required to put all that on the document.









Desperate typing? WTF is that even?

Dude, I'm watching episodes of Seinfeld and stopping to type on KF, among other websites in between

You are insanely shallow people if you think anything I'm saying here is deep.

Hun, if I was desperate if find a babysitter for my children and go to the Club, a bar. Im 35 years old, I could seduce a man in less than 20 minutes. I know what to say and I look like a 9.9 in clubbing clothes

Maybe when my baby turns 1 and can drink from a sippy cup I'll go flirt with some men at a bar. In the meantime, I have to hunker down and breastfeed around the clock!






Actually I never described my masturbation habits at all. I just said what I would do: buy a pretty pink dildo.

If that makes you squeemish, I think you need to see a sex therapist.

Hun, if I actually took the time to describe my masturbation habits or sex life, you'd be trying to sell the script for money!

Then why don't you just go watch Seinfeld and leave the forums, literally nothing is stopping you from leaving

 

[Toasty]

Dude, I'm watching episodes of Seinfeld and stopping to type on KF, among other websites in between

It's not a documentary program on how to be Jewish.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I am legally married to Marshall so I will have to file for divorce. VA law requires the divorce document to have a provision for alimony, child support, visitation and custody. So I'm legally required to put all that on the document.

LOL, you claim Marshall adopted five of your children, are you going to try to get child support for all of them? Because that will be hilarious after all of your self-righteous blather about refusing to seek child support from any of the highly unsuitable men you've chosen to have sire your children. And don't try to say "Oh, the government is forcing me to do it!" The government can't force you to do anything. You can always say no, and take the consequences of that decision. I certainly wouldn't do something the government told me to do if I considered it evil. But we all know how flexible your morality is when it comes to getting gibs from the government, and trying to use the government to punish your enemies.

As for visitation and custody, I wouldn't worry too much about that. Marshall doesn't care and won't try to see any of the children anyway. I bet he moves away from Cousinfucker, Virginia pretty quick.

If "Netzarim" is new to the 20ty century, then what Prophet does Matthew 2:32 refer to?

Nobody cares about your silly religious shit, Melinda. The plain truth is that your religious beliefs are completely self-centered and haphazard. You pretend that you're following 'true' messianic Judaism but your mishmash of beliefs is completely unsupported by any historical evidence, and you are neither educated enough nor intelligent enough to convincingly provide any arguments to the contrary. The first followers of Jesus Christ would look at your belief system and shake their heads. They wouldn't consider you either a Jew or a follower of Jesus. Your religious facade is just a support system for your unmitigated anger, unwarranted self-importance, complete self-centered nature, and delusional self-righteousness. Your 'scholarship' is laughable. You have no idea how to properly write a convincing academic paper, and it shows.

I've said this before and I'm going to repeat it: If Melinda hadn't chosen messianic Judaism, she would have a chosen another extremist ideology. It's only a matter of chance and opportunity that Melinda didn't end up in polygamist fundamentalist Mormonism, or Sovereign Citizenism, or Christian Identity. Really, any ideology where Melinda could set herself up as one of the Elect and rail against everyone else as the evil Enemy would have suited her just fine. I don't think you have an ounce of genuine religious belief. And that shows, too.

 

[LoverofPi]

You claim that yet again. But you still haven't answered my question:

If "Netzarim" is new to the 20ty century, then what Prophet does Matthew 2:32 refer to?

A prophet that said nazarene, not netzarim. A prophet that might not exist.

Well, Christian men do tend to be gentlemen to their women but that doesn't excuse them. They're only being nice to their wives because of benevolent sexism: she agrees to submit, he agrees to be her "head". The moment the woman doesn't agree to be second place in her own home, he will start despising her. Commit adultery, watch porn. That's usually the script with Christian men.

Man, you have such a hate boner for Christians, but that definitely more describes Marshall. Then again, you are both Christians...

Desperate typing? WTF is that even?

As usual your reading comprehension fails you. The key word is not typing, but here. That you spend somuch time here in these moments makes you look desperate.

You are insanely shallow people if you think anything I'm saying here is deep.

Don't worry, no one would make the mistake of calling you deep.

Hun, if I was desperate if find a babysitter for my children and go to the Club, a bar. Im 35 years old, I could seduce a man in less than 20 minutes. I know what to say and I look like a 9.9 in clubbing clothes

That is some very unwarranted self confidence you got going there.

Actually I never described my masturbation habits at all. I just said what I would do: buy a pretty pink dildo.

If that makes you squeemish, I think you need to see a sex therapist.

Hun, if I actually took the time to describe my masturbation habits or sex life, you'd be trying to sell the script for money!

Literally no one was made squeamish by your juvenile discussions of your maturation plans. If your sex life is anything like the rest of your life, it is dull, unsatisfying, and full of errors you are responsible for while shifting the blame to other people or circumstances out of your control.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

LOL, you claim Marshall adopted five of your children, are you going to try to get child support for all of them? Because that will be hilarious after all of your self-righteous blather about refusing to seek child support from any of the highly unsuitable men you've chosen to have sire your children. And don't try to say "Oh, the government is forcing me to do it!" The government can't force you to do anything. You can always say no, and take the consequences of that decision. I certainly wouldn't do something the government told me to do if I considered it evil. But we all know how flexible your morality is when it comes to getting gibs from the government, and trying to use the government to punish your enemies.

You are such a moron. How do you live with yourself? I feel sorry for your spouse but if you're like this and she still hasn't left you she's probably just as much an idiot as you. Two idiot peas in a pod.

You blab a lot with no facts to back up your talk

You're an idiot. The only way to obtain a legal divorce is to put in the required information.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber you say stuff like this.

Nobody cares about your silly religious shit,

Nobody? There's your delusional Narcissism again.

The plain truth is that your religious beliefs are completely self-centered and haphazard. You pretend that you're following 'true' messianic Judaism but your mishmash of beliefs is completely unsupported by any historical evidence, and you are neither educated enough nor intelligent enough to convincingly provide any arguments to the contrary. The first followers of Jesus Christ would look at your belief system and shake their heads. They wouldn't consider you either a Jew or a follower of Jesus. Your religious facade is just a support system for your unmitigated anger, unwarranted self-importance, complete self-centered nature, and delusional self-righteousness. Your 'scholarship' is laughable. You have no idea how to properly write a convincing academic paper, and it shows.

You wasted so much time writing a paragraph with zero substance to it.

Blab, blab, blab and no facts

I've said this before and I'm going to repeat it: If Melinda hadn't chosen messianic Judaism, she would have a chosen another extremist ideology. It's only a matter of chance and opportunity that Melinda didn't end up in polygamist fundamentalist Mormonism, or Sovereign Citizenism, or Christian Identity. Really, any ideology where Melinda could set herself up as one of the Elect and rail against everyone else as the evil Enemy would have suited her just fine. I don't think you have an ounce of genuine religious belief. And that shows, too

Blab blab blab

You gotta blab so much here because your wife got sick of hearing you?

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A prophet that said nazarene, not netzarim. A prophet that might not exist.



Man, you have such a hate boner for Christians, but that definitely more describes Marshall. Then again, you are both Christians...



As usual your reading comprehension fails you. The key word is not typing, but here. That you spend somuch time here in these moments makes you look desperate.



Don't worry, no one would make the mistake of calling you deep.



That is some very unwarranted self confidence you got going there.



Literally no one was made squeamish by your juvenile discussions of your maturation plans. If your sex life is anything like the rest of your life, it is dull, unsatisfying, and full of errors you are responsible for while shifting the blame to other people or circumstances out of your control.

This entire comment is nothing but Narcissistic narration. PASS

Nothing of substance, as usual

 

[LoverofPi]

Oh, you are mad, a full PASS. You didn't even read any of it and you're pissed off because you know I'm right.

 

[break these cuffs]

Oh, you are mad, a full PASS. You didn't even read any of it and you're pissed off because you know I'm right.

Nah, she's in the throes of a full on narc injury.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Well, Christian men do tend to be gentlemen to their women but that doesn't excuse them. They're only being nice to their wives because of benevolent sexism: she agrees to submit, he agrees to be her "head". The moment the woman doesn't agree to be second place in her own home, he will start despising her. Commit adultery, watch porn. That's usually the script with Christian men.

You openly bragged about playing Bondage games with Marshall as well as making homemade porn videos.

Why are you here, Melinda? This is not really the time to be seething at the world on Kiwi Farms.