Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

Russ can't waste money buying new suits (or washing them properly) when there's hookers to fuck. Dude can't even be bothered to spend money to eat better. He didn't even have a piece of proper furniture until recently either, but given how often he moves and can't drive it honestly made sense for him to be able to carry everything he owns on the city bus.


Pretty sure he did when his plan was to immediately go from work to a bus to Nevada. I think he bragged about his fuck trip being a fuck trip too, but I could be wrong there.

In Russhole's mind he already has a suit, so why does he need any others? His Men's Warehouse factory seconds discount suit that is poorly tailored is just as good as Hugo Boss or custom tailored Italian suit, because they're all suits. So why waste good brothel money on something he already has?

Doesn't the suit look as horrible as it does because he literally washes it in water, basically destroying it, because he doesn't know what a dry cleaner does?

If I recall, Russ washes his suit in the shower. Because that makes sense.

I'm pretty sure that missionaries are supposed to have TWO suits. I wonder what happened to the second one?

Yep, two suits are the norm. Occasionally you'll run into one who has more. One of my cousins had four (two for warmer weather and two for winter) because he served in a country with really harsh winters.

As far as Russ' second suit, perhaps he has two that are identical, or maybe he got rid of one because he didn't like it. And he only needs one, right?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It doesn't even fit him well. Of course Rusty can't be bothered to tailor the suit he's worn near daily for almost a decade. The slacks need hemming desperately, not to mention the sleeves.

Also it actually says in the Missionary Guidelines that you don't fasten the bottom button on a suit. I mean that's a general sartorial guideline that pretty much everyone knows, but the Church literally spelled it out for you, you fucking retard.

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Edit: Wait wait wait, he's wearing a button-down collar? JFC.

The only thing that would make this picture better was if he were wearing a clip-on tie.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It doesn't even fit him well. Of course Rusty can't be bothered to tailor the suit he's worn near daily for almost a decade. The slacks need hemming desperately, not to mention the sleeves.

Also it actually says in the Missionary Guidelines that you don't fasten the bottom button on a suit. I mean that's a general sartorial guideline that pretty much everyone knows, but the Church literally spelled it out for you, you fucking retard.

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Edit: Wait wait wait, he's wearing a button-down collar? JFC.

Awww, mummy’s special little man is all dressed up for Easter services, like a grown-up little gentleman!

Too bad mummy forgot to give him a bath before dressing him. God but he is greasy.

 

[Fapcop]

I honestly like wearing suits, and jump at any opportunity to go to an occasion where i get to wear one (I'm the kind of sperg who would wear one when going on a flight like they did 60 years ago). But Russ is the kind of retard who would clean toilets while wearing one (which would explain his suit's condition).

Nothing like a well cut suit, well fitted suit to make a man look his best.

Russ’s suits on the other hand looks like the cheapest polyester crap from the discount isle. It doesn’t fit him, it looks wrinkly and dirty.

But I guess rather than spending 500-1000$ on a good suit (Or shit, just 50$ at Salvation Army. Sometimes they have some high quality stuff in good condition.) all of Russ’s money goes towards hookers.

 

[badboy2000]

He's worn these suits too. The suit in the bike picture is absolutely huge, and is probably handed down from his brother or something. There is another picture somewhere in the thread, where it's easier to see the sleeves are rolled up.

 

[Blanche]

What kind of Frankensteins monster haircut is that in the middle photo?? My word.

 

[RussianParasite]

It doesn't even fit him well. Of course Rusty can't be bothered to tailor the suit he's worn near daily for almost a decade. The slacks need hemming desperately, not to mention the sleeves.

Also it actually says in the Missionary Guidelines that you don't fasten the bottom button on a suit. I mean that's a general sartorial guideline that pretty much everyone knows, but the Church literally spelled it out for you, you fucking retard.

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Edit: Wait wait wait, he's wearing a button-down collar? JFC.

Russ, you absolute tard, you're only supposed to button the top button on your coat. Usually, if you didn't know already, you'd learn this if you're an intern somewhere where a suit is required through people gently pointing this out (or mocking you).

I guess they don't cover this in janny school.

Edit: just saw that you covered this in your post and I didn't see it the first read through. Alarm clocks incoming.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ariana didn't compliment his suit because A) it's weird to wear a suit to a pop concert and B) it looks awful. Her shoes probably cost more than he makes in a year.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's worn these suits too. The suit in the bike picture is absolutely huge, and is probably handed down from his brother or something. There is another picture somewhere in the thread, where it's easier to see the sleeves are rolled up.
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He wore a double-breasted suit to the whore house cuz dem hoes be double breasted, dig?

(Kill me)

 

[Fapcop]

He's worn these suits too. The suit in the bike picture is absolutely huge, and is probably handed down from his brother or something. There is another picture somewhere in the thread, where it's easier to see the sleeves are rolled up.
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Lolol

I just love how women always slightly creeped out and uncomfortable in pics with Russ.

I hope one day somebody uncovers a recording of Russell interacting with a woman. Preferably a lady of the night.

Maybe we’d finally get to hear his “wooing words.

Btw: Anyone else notice how conscious Russell seems to be of his manlet-stature? He always stands in weird poses to look bigger than he is: Spread legs, spread arms etc.

It’s also evident in his language and how he loves the word: “studly”. Even in his book, every time a picture doesn’t fit, he wrote: “Too studly to fit, picture on the next page”’or something like that.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He wore a double-breasted suit to the whore house cuz dem hoes be double breasted, dig?

(Kill me)

He probably heard at one point that double breasted suits never go out of style so he got one to show what a studly guy he was. Problem is it's tailored for shit and he's honestly too short to pull it off even if he didn't have the facial paralysis. Seriously a little bit of proper tailoring could do wonders for that outfit. Can't do anything for Slurpy himself but at least it's a start.

Spoiler: Clothing sperging

Not to say that short guys can't wear double breasted but it needs to be chosen with care. There's three rules if a short man wants to wear a double breasted suit.

1. Four buttons, not six. The six button look is too long for a short body.
2. The suit needs to be tailored exactly to you. I mean this needs to be done with care. The pants are too long so they're bunching up at his ankles, the sleeves are too long so he's not showing any cuff and it's not pinched at the waist.
3. It needs to be cut short. This means the bottom of the jacket needs to come up a bit.

 

[SamTheEagle]

Yep, two suits are the norm. Occasionally you'll run into one who has more. One of my cousins had four (two for warmer weather and two for winter) because he served in a country with really harsh winters.

As far as Russ' second suit, perhaps he has two that are identical, or maybe he got rid of one because he didn't like it. And he only needs one, right?

There's also that (dumbass) tradition of burning a suit at the end of the mission. Not sure how many people actually follow that, though.

 

[The Un-Clit]

There's also that (dumbass) tradition of burning a suit at the end of the mission. Not sure how many people actually follow that, though.

I would surely as hell never want to see that suit again after 2 years wearing it daily in a foreign land trying to peddle your religion to people who are disinterested at best to outright hostile at worst. I am betting a whole lot of Mormons follow that tradition.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He's worn these suits too. The suit in the bike picture is absolutely huge, and is probably handed down from his brother or something. There is another picture somewhere in the thread, where it's easier to see the sleeves are rolled up.
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It creeps me out how he has his arm around them. Maybe I'm just assuming the worst because it's Russell but it seriously looks like he's gripping them as hard as he can, trying to show anyone who sees the picture that she's "his" girl. I feel so awful for those women, imagine seeing that guy walk in, a greasy, open mouthed, slurping idiot in a suit, bringing you flowers and asking for the GFE. They probably knew what he looked like and had been dreading his arrival for weeks. And they knew from experience that guys like this are the worst, expecting the women they pay to fall in love with them afterward.

We know from @FlyGuy0912 that the women in the brothels said his suit smelled like it had never been washed, so these women are smelling him as this photo was taken. We also know that Russell wants to kiss the hookers he pays for. Imagine having to smell and talk to this hideous, slurping freak, then having to kiss him and pretend to like it, then actually have sex with hum, then being harassed by him afterwards because you didn't become his girlfriend. He is a sex worker's worst nightmare. Ugly, cheap, demanding, and expecting a relationship.

 

[The Dude]

I would surely as hell never want to see that suit again after 2 years wearing it daily in a foreign land trying to peddle your religion to people who are disinterested at best to outright hostile at worst. I am betting a whole lot of Mormons follow that tradition.

A lot of missionary work these days is teaching people who are actually interested in the Church, answering their questions, and helping them see if converting is right for them. There is some blind tracting (knocking on doors and asking if they have time to hear your pitch), but most of the time they are going to houses of people who have asked them to be there to teach.

And I hadn't even thought about the old tradition of burning a suit when a missionary returns home. I don't know how many missionaries still do it, but I've been to a few suit burnings for family and friends. Could be that Russ burned his darker suit, or it ripped. He obviously had it for a little while after returning since he wore it to the brothel a couple of times. Who knows? The grey suit makes him look so sleazy, like a used car salesman.

 

[Drool Fool]

Don’t forget that Russell doesn’t have a sense of smell, which is why he doesn’t mind cleaning toilets. Im pretty sure he has no idea he stinks, and who’s gonna tell the tard they smell like shit? Not that he would believe them. He also “forgets” that he doesn’t sound like Don Juan when speaking.

Every aspect of his self image is a delusion.

 

[Constellationzero]

It creeps me out how he has his arm around them. Maybe I'm just assuming the worst because it's Russell but it seriously looks like he's gripping them as hard as he can, trying to show anyone who sees the picture that she's "his" girl. I feel so awful for those women, imagine seeing that guy walk in, a greasy, open mouthed, slurping idiot in a suit, bringing you flowers and asking for the GFE. They probably knew what he looked like and had been dreading his arrival for weeks. And they knew from experience that guys like this are the worst, expecting the women they pay to fall in love with them afterward.

We know from @FlyGuy0912 that the women in the brothels said his suit smelled like it had never been washed, so these women are smelling him as this photo was taken. We also know that Russell wants to kiss the hookers he pays for. Imagine having to smell and talk to this hideous, slurping freak, then having to kiss him and pretend to like it, then actually have sex with hum, then being harassed by him afterwards because you didn't become his girlfriend. He is a sex worker's worst nightmare. Ugly, cheap, demanding, and expecting a relationship.

Yes I noticed that too, and I've been lurking since the beginning of this thread. Butternut objectively IS gripping them tight. And you're only seeing TWO photos. He does this in every one, and each picture is as cringey as the last.
Even the picture with Dennis Hof. ELL OH FUCKING ELL. Remember that butternut kept referring to Hof as his "good friend." Somwhere in the thread, he rambled on about how Hof gave him some kind of souvenir coin. I bet Hof did that a lot when he was there to a lot of customers. It's simply creating good will and drumming up repeat business.

Also there's a pic of this reetard wearing an HBO Cathouse hat. He might be wearing it in the Hof pic but it's hard for me to tell. WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS?? Butternut! Butternut does!
It's so skeevy and cringey that he wears the merch, refers to Hof as his bestie, clamps his tard stumps around these girls like he's the edgiest edgelord whoever did edge. And he expects the rest of us to OOH and AHH and ask "How can I be a big swingin' Playboy man about town" like you?

LOL.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Yes I noticed that too, and I've been lurking since the beginning of this thread. Butternut objectively IS gripping them tight. And you're only seeing TWO photos. He does this in every one, and each picture is as cringey as the last.
Even the picture with Dennis Hof. ELL OH FUCKING ELL. Remember that butternut kept referring to Hof as his "good friend." Somwhere in the thread, he rambled on about how Hof gave him some kind of souvenir coin. I bet Hof did that a lot when he was there to a lot of customers. It's simply creating good will and drumming up repeat business.

Also there's a pic of this reetard wearing an HBO Cathouse hat. He might be wearing it in the Hof pic but it's hard for me to tell. WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS?? Butternut! Butternut does!
It's so skeevy and cringey that he wears the merch, refers to Hof as his bestie, clamps his tard stumps around these girls like he's the edgiest edgelord whoever did edge. And he expects the rest of us to OOH and AHH and ask "How can I be a big swingin' Playboy man about town" like you?

LOL.

He actually believes this, because he thinks it's normal for normal people to fuck hookers, when in reality it's usually skeevy fucks or desperately lonely people with a disposable incomes that do.

Well, there's also the clientele who are in the area for business that want arm candy while they're out on the town, too. But Russ is an impoverished wage-slave who's parents bankroll his apartment, so he falls in the the category of the former two.

Tl;dr

Real studs don't have to buy hookers to have sex.

 

[AnOminous]

But I guess rather than spending 500-1000$ on a good suit (Or shit, just 50$ at Salvation Army. Sometimes they have some high quality stuff in good condition.) all of Russ’s money goes towards hookers.

Or just buy literally anything that makes a suit from Brooks Brothers. They have slacks you can wash and don't even need to iron, shirts that are really easy to iron, and keep a press for a week or so, and jackets that can survive fucking anything and maybe you need to dry clean them once a month or so.

For a tiny amount of effort, he could at least look not homeless.

There is some blind tracting (knocking on doors and asking if they have time to hear your pitch), but most of the time they are going to houses of people who have asked them to be there to teach.

This is why I'm not generally sadistic to Mormon missionaries. Even in my euphoric phase I couldn't bring myself to be actively sadistic to them, because it would feel like kicking a puppy. I think the meanest thing I ever did was just offering them coffee. And then I gave them lemonade.

By comparison I loathe Jehovah's Witnesses. I will just flat out tell Jovies they're in a cult and offer them my own missionary literature telling them to get out of it. That gets rid of them really quickly.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He actually believes this, because he thinks it's normal for normal people to fuck hookers, when in reality it's usually skeevy fucks or desperately lonely people with a disposable incomes that do.

Well, there's also the clientele who are in the area for business that want arm candy while they're out on the town, too. But Russ is an impoverished wage-slave who's parents bankroll his apartment, so he falls in the the category of the former two.

Tl;dr

Real studs don't have to buy hookers to have sex.

Guys hire hookers for different reasons. Some are like Russ and are so repulsive they can't attract a girlfriend. Some don't want the commitment of a relationship, many high-powered execs don't have time for a gf, so they see escorts. But yes, if Russ was the man he wants us to believe he is, he wouldn't have pay some unfortunate woman to pretend she likes him.

I would really, really like to know what's in these DMs he sends to instamodels and various other women. I really do. I also want to know what happened with Danica. Did she just stop responding so he eventually gave up, or did she actually tell him to fuck off?