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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Fucking christ, that is disgusting. And this lying spastic said he saw a doctor about this? As if a doctor would miss a piece of glass that size. The fact that Lou likely can't touch his own feet to investigate the problem is why he just let a chunk of glass fester in his foot for this long, it probably fell out finally on its own or it would still be lodged in there now. And how do you even stand on a piece of glass like that and not even know it, to the point that you notice you have a blister from "too much walking" one day? Just WHAT. The beetus is surely on its way to that hole now :optimistic:
No wound should look like that at this point. If the scab falls off and there’s still a gaping hole, you need to see a doctor about it because something’s wrong. But of course, Lou would rather whine and lie about his situation.
 
This is obviously some kind of fantasy of his. Yelling at somebody that makes him feel bad and winning, terrifying them etc. Not good material for a slice of life story (or for any real life impulses. All this shows us is that he is dangerous, as we already knew.) but I am just impressed that he actually delivered. While I am more interested in being amused by Lou's writing I will give him props for actually doing something.

Now, it's just another story about him. I don't think I need to point out how self centered this is. The useless filling is just more talking about and gratuitously complimenting him. He's too obvious about it, but since this is his first attempt in forever (because he doesn't write) I can let that and the silly dna thing slide. Which by the way was just... Lazily done. Only one tiger in his ancestry, which happened to be female? What about that tiger's parents, or grandparents, or all the male tigers that would have been behind that one? Put more thought into it or leave it alone.

I could critique more but I don't feel like it. Lou can find actual writers to do that for him plus the site is misbehaving for me.

Guys we're so close to 300! Lou come celebrate with us!
 

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The silly dna thing... Which by the way was just... Lazily done. Only one tiger in his ancestry, which happened to be female? What about that tiger's parents, or grandparents, or all the male tigers that would have been behind that one? Put more thought into it or leave it alone.

You know, I think my brain just sort of hopped over this because Lou's (lack of) worldbuilding continues to physically cause me pain, but now that you mention it...

Setting aside the whole 'one female tigress in your whole family tree and somehow this makes for a very lazy justification for your furry sexchange fetish', I thought the whole reason furries exist is because 'someone dumped a bunch of alien nanotechnology' or something and it only makes you into a furry if you have... animal DNA? Are furries only caused by alien fetish tech, or did they already exist to be in people's DNA? Or does this story imply that Lou's the descendant of some medieval redneck sticking his dick in a feral tiger?

Speaking of, this is the second story of his where a character gets a magical/surgical furry-sexchange and I know they're technically commissions but I'm laughing that he can't even write a heavy handed trans fantasy allegory without also making it furry.
 
And now the Foxyautist is replying to the fake Lou account thinking it's the real Lou account. She just keeps replying and linking to this thread, yet is still shadowbanned so she's just queefing into a hurricane.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DivineVulpine/status/1299818997165092864
https://archive.vn/omCLD
Lol this just shows how much of a joke Lou is that he has become indistinguishable from a parody account. Its probably also because the fox person is a massive autistic idiot
 
Lou gets called out for being a leech than proceeds to say what a leech he isn't by saying people gift him iPhones or being let on someone's phone plan. Sounds exactly like a leech to me


Lou tries to cheer himself up with Batman only to be met with bugs inside his DVDs. Clean your fucking room Louie.
 

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It really is. And of course the fact that the character forgot to sign something is somehow the woman at the desk's fault. I've worked desk jobs and an oversight too many can potentially cost a person their job. If course, Lou only sees people as a means to continue shoving greasy food in his face and buying toys so the concept is utterly lost on him.

Could someone make an app with a spinning wheel that has all the names Lou cycles though on it? We can make his name decisions easier and about as frequent that way.
"Oh! Sorry. Let me take care of that right now. Do you have a pen I could borrow? Thanks... there you go. Thank you!"

Was that so fucking hard, Lou?
 
Could someone make an app with a spinning wheel that has all the names Lou cycles though on it? We can make his name decisions easier and about as frequent that way.
Here you go: https://wheelofnames.com/6pj-89q
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EDIT: if anyone wants to add more names to it, go ahead. Those are just the ones I know off offhand so I'm probably missing a couple
 
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Fucking christ, that is disgusting. And this lying spastic said he saw a doctor about this? As if a doctor would miss a piece of glass that size. The fact that Lou likely can't touch his own feet to investigate the problem is why he just let a chunk of glass fester in his foot for this long, it probably fell out finally on its own or it would still be lodged in there now. And how do you even stand on a piece of glass like that and not even know it, to the point that you notice you have a blister from "too much walking" one day? Just WHAT. The beetus is surely on its way to that hole now :optimistic:

Lou definitely is lying about seeing a doctor, but I know of somebody who used to work in a recycling plant. He accidentally fell into a pit of broken recycled glass one day. The doctors thought they cleared out all the glass before they sutured him up, but they missed one small chunk and his leg ended up getting a nasty infection a couple of days later. Doctors can make mistakes like that. Just sayin’.
 
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I read it, and it's really boring.

Taryn sat there, holding her number in hand. She had to get one of the lower numbers, in the mid to late hundreds. All this meant was that she’d be at the DMV for hours. The tigress gave a chuff and sat back, trying to get as comfortable as she could in the plastic chair. Luckily no one else was around her for now. With a bit of a scowl, she pulled out her phone and started to play a game as a podcast played in her left ear.

“Could at least offer a TV with the news or something...”

Taryn’s right ear twitched as she heard that. She looked out of the corner of her eyes and saw the wolf three seats down. He was black with a white spot over his right eye. A smirk formed on her face as the gorgeous tigress went back to watching a video and playing a game thanks to split screen. It was true though, a little background noise never hurt anyone. A TV would be a welcome distraction, especially if someone brought their kids in.

Today was a busy day at the DMV too. No kids, but the tigress noticed a lot of people there for renewals or changes in address. She clutched her papers, hoping it would all be enough. It hadn’t been that long since the change, but enough people were stressing out around her that she didn’t need to do so as well. Going through the folder, Taryn checked that she had everything. She had two doctor’s notes, one from Doctor Smith and one from Doctor Holloway. She also had one from a Doctor Honeycutt, a Canmephian, just to be sure. She had all the correct forms filled out and her old ID.

“Rest in Peace, Lou...”

The change was a world wide event, though not everyone changed, that had been cased by someone dumping huge quantities of alien nanotechnology. People had their DNA overwritten, some died because they had no template, others were based on their ancestry since they had furry DNA. It was a dangerous time, some comparing it to September 11th of the past. Others were ecstatic because they became what they wanted to be. Some became females, other became herms. Some were smaller. Some much bigger. It was a chaotic mess and still a terrorist attack that the entire world was trying to fight.

Taryn, formerly a male named Lou, was one of the lucky ones. It turned out that she had tiger ancestry somewhere in her line, though it happened to female. Lou hadn’t been too upset by it, figuring at least she was alive and healthy. A flex of her arm as she looked up to the number indicator, she still had to wait forty numbers, showed she got the good end of the deal.

The tigress wasn’t on the big end of the spectrum. At least, she wasn’t as big as her new friend, Admiral RedWolf, but she wasn’t a ninety pound weakling. Taryn had a fit body, with hints of abs developing and biceps emerging when she was moving.

The tigress purred as she checked her messages. She got one from the aforementioned RedWolf to call her if there any problems and another from a foxy friend named Erin saying that they should go shopping after everything was said and done, Taryn’s treat of course. That earned a chuckle from the tiger. Though she was female now, the tiger hated to shop. It was long, tedious and she had no use for most of the clothing. Taryn being a sweatpants and bra kind of person. That or typically she went pant-less, seeing reason to cover up her long, athletic legs.

Today, though, was a rare feat. The poor girl was dressed in best blouse, a nice set of earrings and some flattering, anthro exclusive make up to make sure her new ID photo was simple perfect. Nothing had been done about her hair though, as she saw no reason to change the straight and midback style.

“DING!”

She looked up and sighed, thankful at last. Her number came up and walked up to the desk, doing her best to ignore the glances. It hadn’t been long enough for her to get used to the stares and the comments. It wasn’t that she didn’t like being attractive, Taryn wasn’t used to it. She hadn’t been attractive as a man.

“May I help you?”

She looked down at the middle aged rabbit and sighed. Taryn was being judged from behind the glasses, she could tell. The tigress wanted to give some kind of primal roar, but for now just meekly handed over her application.

“I’m here, as a victim of the change, to change my identification...”

“I see.”

The hackles on the her neck stood up, ready to fight if necessary. The rabbit read all of the information and then looked up.

“You do have the proper letters, yes?”

“Yes, I have letters from three separate doctors, my old ID and the new temporary ID as well as bills in my new name if necessary.”

She handed over the pieces to the rabbit as she listed them off, her ears hurting from standing up so tall at hearing the attitude in the rabbits voice. Taryn had dealt with all kinds of prejudice already but this one was hurting more. She could hear the contempt in the rabbit’s voice.

“I see, everything seems in orde...oh..hmm…”

The rabbit tsked.

“You forgot to sign here. I’m afraid I can’t do this, you’ll have to sign, get a new number...”

The tone in the rabbit’s voice showed that she didn’t particular care, as though she smirked the entire time she talked. She gave a click of the pen before silently dismissing Taryn. The tigress whirled her back around in the chair, not caring who saw at the moment. It was a simple signature, not the entire document!

“ARE YOU CRAZY!? IS THAT YOUR PROBLEM!?”

The roar in her voice was evident, and intentional. Taryn had an anger problem to begin and now she was going to use it to her advantage. Taryn bared her teeth, watching as the rabbit recoiled a bit. She counted to ten and gripped the desk to keep from smacking the woman.

“P...Pardon?”

“It’s a simple signature. It’ll take two seconds for me to sign it, and hand it back to you. I have been here for what feels like an eternity. I can tell that you don’t like me and that for some reason you probably see victims of The Change as freaks and whatever else. I could easily file a lawsuit for your attitude.”

Taryn knew that she couldn’t. Even as a state official, the rabbit had the right to her personal opinion and there’d be no way to prove that her attitude was discriminatory. Still, the tigress had to try.

“I have very big friends in very high places. And they all know that tigers. Do. NOT. Do. Lawsuits.”

If the rabbit could have, she would turned white. Taryn signed her signature, and watched as the woman processed everything and took her picture. A digital signature for the card later, and Taryn had her knew ID. She walked to the public transport pick up, texting Erin that she’d be at the mall in thirty minutes and that lunch was on her.

TL;DR: "Taryn" goes to the DMV to get an ID change, because she just got some kind of DNA changing thing to become an anthro tigress.

Some things of note:
  • This is yet another "I transitioned from a human male to a female tiger furry who is muscular and thicc at the same time and now I'm sooooooo hot" story. I guess Lou is a one-trick-pony when it comes to writing.
  • Before the DNA change, "Taryn" was an unattractive man named Lou. :story:
  • Several pointless things are mentioned and never get brought up again.
"The change was a world wide event, though not everyone changed, that had been cased by someone dumping huge quantities of alien nanotechnology. People had their DNA overwritten, some died because they had no template, others were based on their ancestry since they had furry DNA. It was a dangerous time, some comparing it to September 11th of the past. Others were ecstatic because they became what they wanted to be. Some became females, other became herms. Some were smaller. Some much bigger. It was a chaotic mess and still a terrorist attack that the entire world was trying to fight. "

Somehow Louis manages to make "alien furry terrorists" an uninteresting concept. How you take this idea and make it about waiting in a DMV, the most boring scenario comprehensible to humankind, is beyond me.

The way he spends entire paragraphs describing the clothes his main character is wearing really reminds me of My Immortal, and that's not a flattering comparison to make for any self-acclaimed writer.
 
Lou gets called out for being a leech than proceeds to say what a leech he isn't by saying people gift him iPhones or being let on someone's phone plan. Sounds exactly like a leech to me


Lou tries to cheer himself up with Batman only to be met with bugs inside his DVDs. Clean your fucking room Louie.
Yeah........if I remember right the iphone was not a 'gift'
And why does a dvd need to be replaced because his roaches died in them?

I want to start a food delivery business named Lou-ber eats and just ride by his house all day.
 
This is obviously some kind of fantasy of his. Yelling at somebody that makes him feel bad and winning, terrifying them etc. Not good material for a slice of life story (or for any real life impulses. All this shows us is that he is dangerous, as we already knew.) but I am just impressed that he actually delivered. While I am more interested in being amused by Lou's writing I will give him props for actually doing something.

Now, it's just another story about him. I don't think I need to point out how self centered this is. The useless filling is just more talking about and gratuitously complimenting him. He's too obvious about it, but since this is his first attempt in forever (because he doesn't write) I can let that and the silly dna thing slide. Which by the way was just... Lazily done. Only one tiger in his ancestry, which happened to be female? What about that tiger's parents, or grandparents, or all the male tigers that would have been behind that one? Put more thought into it or leave it alone.

I could critique more but I don't feel like it. Lou can find actual writers to do that for him plus the site is misbehaving for me.

Guys we're so close to 300! Lou come celebrate with us!
I'm under the impression that this "story" is quite old and back from the time when he actually did pity commissions for his friend. He mentions that it was written when Taryn was still his fursona, which was quite a while ago. It seems like he just reposted something old because people were calling him out for not actually doing commissions or selling his skills. He's laughably bad at writing though

Also, based on that "story" his fursona was one letter off from and should have been "Karyn"
 
And ffs, who even buys DVDs anymore? Good virtue signal, Lou. What better way to pay respects to Chadwick than to line the pockets of that paragon of inclusivity and diversity, Disney. Great job kid. Super thinking.
He should pirate it to show solidarity with Africans. Especially the Somalians.
>having a piece of glass in your foot for several months
Uh oh spaghettios.
 
Lou definitely is lying
Full stop.

He should have felt the original injury if he really had stepped in glass. If he really stepped in glass and if he really didn't feel it, that's diabetic neuropathy. If he really is so diabetic he really does have that condition, there wouldn't be a photo showing his foot. There wouldn't be any, in fact, for an obvious reason.

If he really had stepped in glass, but did feel it, he would have gone to an ER or an urgent care center. If it really embedded in his foot, it should have resulted in constant irritation and possibly scar tissue developing there to protect the more vulnerable tissue.

TL;DR there's no way this lying sack of shit stepped in any kind of thing that could embed in his foot and allegedly walk on it for... what? One month? Two months? There weren't any sob stories about anything breaking either, and he definitely would have used the opportunity to grift because "OH NO MY NEPHEW/MY JUNKIE BROTHER BROKE MY FAVOURITE WW MUG AND I'M IN EMOTIONAL PAIN PLZ DONATE ME SOME CASH SO I CAN BUY A NEW ONE".
 
Full stop.

He should have felt the original injury if he really had stepped in glass. If he really stepped in glass and if he really didn't feel it, that's diabetic neuropathy. If he really is so diabetic he really does have that condition, there wouldn't be a photo showing his foot. There wouldn't be any, in fact, for an obvious reason.

If he really had stepped in glass, but did feel it, he would have gone to an ER or an urgent care center. If it really embedded in his foot, it should have resulted in constant irritation and possibly scar tissue developing there to protect the more vulnerable tissue.

TL;DR there's no way this lying sack of shit stepped in any kind of thing that could embed in his foot and allegedly walk on it for... what? One month? Two months? There weren't any sob stories about anything breaking either, and he definitely would have used the opportunity to grift because "OH NO MY NEPHEW/MY JUNKIE BROTHER BROKE MY FAVOURITE WW MUG AND I'M IN EMOTIONAL PAIN PLZ DONATE ME SOME CASH SO I CAN BUY A NEW ONE".

I wouldn’t be surprised if he put the glass in there himself at this point. Get a wart or blister then keep picking and picking and picking at it and pulling it open until a cavity is made then stick some glass up in there and hope it ends up looking gross for pity and have an excuse to not want to walk anywhere.
 
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