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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Wait did he really end up trying to Loop Chadwick Bosemans death back to himself? God damnit phil Lmao
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I don't have the clips of it personally but yes yes he did, in all his autistic glory got up on his soap box and declared that since public facing figures have lives "behind the scenes" that may be rough that people shouldn't try to troll them, with consideration having to go to the fact that Chadwick was nothing but loved by the community and no large scale trolling efforts were launched against the man.
 
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Gramh said:
I don't have the clips of it personally but yes yes he did, in all his autistic glory got up on his soap box and declared that since public facing figures have lives "behind the scenes" that may be rough that people shouldn't try to troll them, with consideration having to go to the fact that Chadwick was nothing but loved by the community and no large scale trolling efforts were launched against the man.
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cancer is on the same level of stress as 13 credit cards
 
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Iron Hamster said:
What? He could only have been around what........16?
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He’s taking about when phil shit on one of the travel companies because Kat got delayed or something trying to visit him and he went on a rant that led back to him saying it’s the companies fault for not predicting 9/11


Gramh said:
I don't have the clips of it personally but yes yes he did, in all his autistic glory got up on his soap box and declared that since public facing figures have lives "behind the scenes" that may be rough that people shouldn't try to troll them, with consideration having to go to the fact that Chadwick was nothing but loved by the community and no large scale trolling efforts were launched against the man.
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Phil thinks because he’s a celebrity that spends his evenings reading his page on kiwifarms every famous person sees random mean comments on Twitter. People have been mentioning his weight but seems like most people thought it might’ve been for a role or something. I’d bet my life Boseman probably never even came close to seeing the handful of mean tweets his weight might have generated. What a nothing correlation
 
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His very first game in Fall Guys, he ragequits in the second round because his team sucks and is full of morons. It's fascinating to me that he can't manage to maintain any of his facades of "being much more mature than I used to be and can now control my anger," or that he's here to chill out and have a good time with his fans, and just can't stop himself from angrily blaming everyone around him for anything that goes wrong. Even for something as stupid as this children's game where he gains nothing he cares about for winning, and doesn't lose anything when he gets eliminated.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil doesn't even say her name.

His ex. His former roommate. His former partner who went by "Pandalee".
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True, but he does try to take apparent stealth shots at her, with some just being about implications of Kat's superiority and how much better his life is now, and there were a few rants about Starbucks being for morahns shortly after Panda posted a selfie with Starbucks that got some traction among detractors.

So he might, but this time it would be something like going off on a tangent about how people who like and ride motorcycles are stupid, and it's unnecessary risky behavior or something. I have no doubt that he checks her social media regularly, and he sees us laughing about this. Never forget: 'Pa'

Gramh said:
I don't have the clips of it personally but yes yes he did, in all his autistic glory got up on his soap box and declared that since public facing figures have lives "behind the scenes" that may be rough that people shouldn't try to troll them, with consideration having to go to the fact that Chadwick was nothing but loved by the community and no large scale trolling efforts were launched against the man.
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Last night, while scanning twitter repeatedly for news about him during the stream, one of the main things Phil latched on to, and one of the few things that he saw fit to actually mention to his audience between long bouts of phone-gazing silence, was that Boseman had posted a video for his fans and people had mocked him for looking 'skeletal', not realizing that he was struggling with cancer. You could see the wheels turning in the ol'gin mill as soon as he read that - 'This is like me!' It just took him some mind-clearing gacha-binging to work out the angles to really go in on it, I guess.
 
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Considering how much Phil b#tches about every single inconvenience in his life, spending hours complaining about some ear pain and going in depressed sausage mode if a game doesn't go his way, the idea he could be hiding something anywhere near as severe as cancer is absolutely hilarious.
 
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Phil was fucking around with his phone a few times tonight, including one long stint between matches about halfway through the stream. Interesting to see because this is something he got a lot of flak for in the past and had actually reduced, but we're back to it again for some reason.

Phil then took his water (and pee) break right on time. When he came back, he clowned on detractors, showing that he had 'forgot his phone by accident', and said that he had Jasper run in and send out the call to 'all the contributors'.

I like that he avoided the use of the 'whale' word. But additionally, you were visibly on your phone 10 minutes before your break for no apparent reason. Further, what do you mean you 'accidentally' forgot your phone when you just went to get water and pee? Do you normally use your phone during that time?

It's amazing that after all this, he still can't lie to save his life.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Gramh

EDIT 2: 5 minutes after he got back from his 'break' he was back on the phone again. Real subtle Phil.
The last time he was on his phone this much on stream with no apparent reason, he had just started talking to Kat, and she's supposed to be at work right now. So...
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil was fucking around with his phone a few times tonight, including one long stint between matches about halfway through the stream. Interesting to see because this is something he got a lot of flak for in the past and had actually reduced, but we're back to it again for some reason.

Phil then took his water (and pee) break right on time. When he came back, he clowned on detractors, showing that he had 'forgot his phone by accident', and said that he had Jasper run in and send out the call to 'all the contributors'.

I like that he avoided the use of the 'whale' word. But additionally, you were visibly on your phone 10 minutes before your break for no apparent reason. Further, what do you mean you 'accidentally' forgot your phone when you just went to get water and pee? Do you normally use your phone during that time?

It's amazing that after all this, he still can't lie to save his life.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Gramh
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To add to the idea that he can't lie to save his life, he can't tell the truth convincingly to save his life either if ever such a thing happened in the pigroach's life.
 
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Nicole Eggert said:
His very first game in Fall Guys, he ragequits in the second round because his team sucks and is full of morons. It's fascinating to me that he can't manage to maintain any of his facades of "being much more mature than I used to be and can now control my anger," or that he's here to chill out and have a good time with his fans, and just can't stop himself from angrily blaming everyone around him for anything that goes wrong. Even for something as stupid as this children's game where he gains nothing he cares about for winning, and doesn't lose anything when he gets eliminated.
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It's not clown-rage like in Mario Maker or Roblox. It's not dead indifference like in Pubg or Fortnite. He legitimately gets upset whenever he loses in that game. Eye-rolling, raising his voice, yelling at the game devs (ala "THEY wouldn't give it to me!"). Somehow losing at this silly party game hurts him inside. The man has literally never performed well in any multiplayer game ever, yet still lets himself get worked up over them.
Now, I'm sure there's things you can blame on the detractor circle. The existence of some paypigs, the fact that some people still know who DSP even is, etc. But this is evidence that Phil is simply, deep down, an angry, bitter person. No amount of people fucking with him over the years has made him any bit more sullen than he is today. It's his dead career, a fanbase he doesn't and can't give a shit for, and utter refusal to share anything personal to anyone that does this to him. Phil tanked his own reputation, fucked up his own position at Machinima, got fired from every job he's held down, and flushes all his own money down the toilet with his gambling addiction.
Even now, with detractor interest at a minimum and viewer "contributions" at a huge peak due to the Vest Streak, he's still as bitter and angry at the most inane shit as he ever was. This is why any victory Phil has won't stifle his hatebase, no matter what he'll still be the same pale hermit crab we know and "love". And it's how we know that Phil will never reclaim his lost glory and will be as stagnant as ever until it all ends.
 
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I honestly feel that DSP has decided that Fall Guys is a children's game, which he is ok with manipulating that to his advantage to get those sweet wins against people who probably don't care, and if he fails in any capacity you get honest frustration that he should be getting that smooth sweet easy Fall Guys clout.
 
Nicole Eggert said:
Just going to take a moment to appreciate the warning Phil just made, saying that the stream will end in twenty minutes and the streak will end if no one steps up. Chat asks him to "do the speech," to which Phil refuses. "No, I'm not going to say thank you this time. You guys know the deal."
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Meanwhile Wubegg is getting in large seed tips without the pig getting suspicious to incrementally pressure the paypiggies into throwing money into the pot before he has to drop the whole wad.
 
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behind_the_scenes_begging said:
i just tuned into the mirror. what a cunt. belches into the microphone in between begging for tips.

What's the go? are we going overtime?
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probably, he said 20 minutes, and times up. question is if he will keep going or just boomer segment after he loses.

edit: nevermind 3 tips came in to bring him up to $150 3 minutes after the stream was supposed to end lol. he's just trying to create drama but the smug chuckling kinda gives it away.
 
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