DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[behind_the_scenes_begging]

why does he say "stupid" like an alien LARPing as a human

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Imagine trying to be the "hero" only to be cucked by other people getting their donation in seconds before you lol get fucked dumbass paypigs

 

[Gramh]

This really highlights how scummy as fuck this is if his vest streak is pre saved, 2 people completely bought into making the tips goal without knowing that the 3rd was ready to finish it off.

 

[Nicole Eggert]

Just another staring contest between DSP and OIC. OIC waited until the last possible moment to donate to try and make him sweat, except DSP got two marks who don't realize the goal is guaranteed to donate at the same time, so it all worked out to the pig's benefit in the end.

 

[TheTractor]

DSP decided to play an extra game after reaching the goal; he low key threw the match first round and got the fuck out of his stream.

 

[gh0stzero]

 

[MoonRocker]

I fucking knew it. I just knew the paypigs were going to start infighting between themselves and out-cuck each other to become the Pig’s #1 favorite pet.

This Vest Streak has honestly shifted a lot of attention away from Phil and onto his paypigs. We’re seeing full-on displays of mental illness, autistic screeching, inbred infighting, and grotesque forms of attention seeking. We are literally witnessing a handful of retards who are vying for the attention of hundred of people who talk shit about them daily by paying the pig so these same people keep talking about them. What a bunch of lonely losers.

You know what pleases me the most however? How all these short-term paypigs (who are obviously going to get banned at one point or another) will feel once they look at their bank accounts and see the thousands of missing dollars they won’t get back, along the feeling of alienation they’ll feel after being ostracized from a community that doesn’t give a shit about them and publicly hates them.

If that’s not the definition of being mentally disabled, I don’t know what it is.

 

[Surly Muppet]

This would explain a lot, actually. If Swagginz is one of the whales supporting the streak, or giving Phil any money for the vest, then it's safe to say he fed Phil some money in order get back into Phil's good graces.
If true, Swagginz is absolutely the most cucked paypig in the history of Phil's streams, and that's remarkable when you're rubbing shoulders with Jeff and Papavera.

It makes sense that things would get sloppy tonight - I'm wondering if even two of the tips are from the on-call whales (the third one was most definitely duped into being a hero based on his message). Phil kept moving the stream end time, hilariously reporting that there was 5 minutes left, then 6, then 5. He claimed he was using the video timer and that he was going to end when he hit 2 hours, but then also claimed that he was already doing OT and couldn't do anymore, even though the timer was still running for the regular stream length. He also announced it was over, and then started a new round with only 4 minutes left, saying he was, of course, going to go to the end of the stream. It was a complete mess, making it difficult for the on-call whale to gauge when to fire off the last minute tip. A second, or OIC, may have got nervous that the first had dipped, and some third sucker didn't get the memo that it was a covered.

Phil, of course, thinks this is hilarious and just pockets the money. Any other streamer would get contribution blowback for this kind of fuckery - the overt lack of respect for his fans' money. The additional $50 should be put towards tomorrow's first goal. But the whales are probably currently brainstorming ways to make sure the system just works better.

 

[harbinger]

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday PandaRee! Although we did not like your attitude, personality, or whining, you did provide us some amazing content that made watching the DSP Show more tolerable. Glad you left that pigroach and realized that you can do WAAAAAAAAAY better than a lazy fat middle-aged man who yells at kids to give him money. Like no lie hope you live a good life, make plenty of that soap, and grow as a human. Just make sure you learned from your past mistakes, aka dating DSP, and be a better person.
Not your biggest fan,
-Duke Morty
PS You are not looking too bad, DSP definitely downgraded after you.
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Pandalee (who is not asian) seems to be doing pretty well since she lost all that dead weight.

traction among detractors.

Would this qualify as “detraction”?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I know it's a stretch, but you know who else pitted his underlings against each other as a way of finding out who was the more efficient and trustworthy one and benching the loser? Our good friend, Hitler.

I just watched the clip where he threatened to remove the vest emotes the moment the streak ends. You know who else threatens to take a toy away from a child? Irritated parents. Also, what a abusive, pouting, unwashed cunt if an asshole. Don't want to give me more than $30k? Fine. I'm taking this away, and this away, and this away.

 

[Lolidaki]

His very first game in Fall Guys, he ragequits in the second round because his team sucks and is full of morons. It's fascinating to me that he can't manage to maintain any of his facades of "being much more mature than I used to be and can now control my anger," or that he's here to chill out and have a good time with his fans, and just can't stop himself from angrily blaming everyone around him for anything that goes wrong. Even for something as stupid as this children's game where he gains nothing he cares about for winning, and doesn't lose anything when he gets eliminated.

The best is his condescending attitude whenever he loses at seesaw. Dipshit is legit talking down to/at his screen about how "STOOPID" these people are for "not knowing how a seesaw works" and fucking him over.

 

[Nixxit]

I know it's a stretch, but you know who else pitted his underlings against each other as a way of finding out who was the more efficient and trustworthy one and benching the loser? Our good friend, Hitler.

This is giving Phil way too much credit, he's not playing 4D chess trying to cull the unworthy and unfaithful from some would-be organization.

It "makes sense" (Used loosely here, in the context of trying to build a tyrannical government where you can plan the death of millions of people without any protest from your peers) for Hitler to do this because he only wants the most fanatic followers for his fascist government, and I know nepotism has a tendency to create Responsible-General for the Well-Being of the Governmental Geese Gaggle, but there are only so many positions to hand out, so you do want to weed out the "worst" (Again, from the point of view of a man who wants to exterminate millions, so, relativity) of the bunch.

In Phil's case, on the other hand, there is no downside to having more whales. In fact, considering their only way of competing with each-other is to throw more money at him (Because he's not their friend and he won't make the effort of playing co-op/multiplayer with them or something), not only does having more whales allow him to mathematically get more donations, they'll encourage each-other to give more individually. The only time we actually saw that backfire was, IIRC, with Tut or EmeraldSeven (I don't remember which) where he would win said competition so handily the other whales didn't bother trying.

 

[Tiddymonster]

DSP is self or having family members tip to keep the goal going, why anyone would think he isn't is crazy. In his position I would 100% self tip to keep momentum going, momentum means you have to far do less work and less enticing to keep large amounts of money coming in from your audience. Even if I had to tip myself $40-50 every few days, or even every night I would do it it because it still means more money in total. It's not even against the ToS, and even if it was how are they going to prove it?

You can even see it when the "saving" tips make the streak about "not letting the detractors win". It's marketing to a cause, a holy war. He knows what he is doing, he uses phychology to keep these people invested in filling his bank account and misrepresnts it as a good cause against bad people. The money coming from people who may have been bullied themselves years ago.

Once the streak ends he will go back to single digit tip results at the end of a stream, he knows this. His or his family tipping will always be near the end, to save the streak. A year from now he will still be doing the same thing, unless actual real tips fall to nothing and it's no longer worth the effort.

In the past he cared only about making enough money to pay his debts to a level that he would not be thrown out of his house. Now all the money goes to him as profit, so now he is full greedy bastard mode. If you are business minded you can see the strategy behind most of the things he does, he is manipulating people. Even keeping the silver vest away from people every day so they would not get sick of something they lusted after was a strategy to keep money coming in. He has been doing this for a long time, he is experienced at making a small group of people tip at a far higher rate than is normal.

You can say DSP is a dummy and this is too smart for him all you want but he has been doing this for 20 years and he is making more money now as a middle aged man than he ever has, that means he is good at what he does. What he does is manipulate people into giving him money.

 

[tzgnilki]

keeping the silver vest away from people every day so they would not get sick of something they lusted after was a strategy to keep money coming in

unfortunately, removing vest eligibility isn't some kind of master-mind plan

twitch polls don't have enough entries for all of his vests, so someone came up with the idea of the "winner-vest" being veto'ed for the next stream

dsp would've gone through an anxiety attack once he realised this, and reached out to his underlings to solve this excerstential crisis

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

I just watched the clip where he threatened to remove the vest emotes the moment the streak ends. You know who else threatens to take a toy away from a child? Irritated parents. Also, what a abusive, pouting, unwashed cunt if an asshole. Don't want to give me more than $30k? Fine. I'm taking this away, and this away, and this away.

This is especially weird because the vest stuff has been good for him generally speaking. His fans like it, some ironically, some not so much, maybe, I'm really not too sure. He wants tips, and now he has something that elicits tips. So if the streak ends it doesn't matter too much as long as he hits the vest goal more often than not. The problem with DSP is he's seeing some sort of worst ending in his mind's eye, he's seeing these detractors laughing and drinking champagne in limousines or whatever movie cliche runs through his brain wherein he's giving people power over him before said event even occurs. He'd been doing $100 tips goals for about a year before the vest streak started iirc, but there was never an incentive for it. No over time, no vest. Now there's usually at least some over time on the night streams if he doesn't hit it in a timely manner, but most of that over time is spoiled by well guise idk idk if we're gonna hit it it's been a good run guise yeah idk I'm just gonna rock this one out it's been really positive but if I don't get $30 right now it's dead.
Long story short, the guy just needs to play it cool and play things a bit closer to the chest, then again, that's always been the problem. In a lot of ways the ironic fans that think they're detractors that gave him money have him by the balls. They get to give money to Phil on their terms and watch him squirm for 30+ minutes 6 nights a week. It's some sick shit.

 

[Nicole Eggert]

DSP is self or having family members tip to keep the goal going, why anyone would think he isn't is crazy. In his position I would 100% self tip to keep momentum going, momentum means you have to far do less work and less enticing to keep large amounts of money coming in from your audience. Even if I had to tip myself $40-50 every few days, or even every night I would do it it because it still means more money in total. It's not even against the ToS, and even if it was how are they going to prove it?

It's been pointed out multiple times that he doesn't need to transfer money to himself, he can manually create a message to pop up on screen saying that someone tipped him money. The sad thing is that he's so lazy about learning how to operate a stream that he probably doesn't realize this is possible, and he's so stupid that he'd likely need someone holding his hand the entire way through it, which no one in his house is capable of doing.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Can someone give me a clip of this? I saw the Kobe part, but I don't believe the Boseman part.

 

[tzgnilki]

Can someone give me a clip of this? I saw the Kobe part, but I don't believe the Boseman part.

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I got you, 5 min clip

dsp doesn't really care about the guy who died of cancer, he uses the story to re-iterate his own battle with 13 credit cards

even though it's not directly mentioned, dsp feels like his own struggles with credit card debt is on par with cancer

i'm memeing with the credit cards but it boils down to dsp's financial issues, whether it's taxes, bankruptcy, foreclosure, loans, mortgage(s) etc, & he hasn't struggled with anything else that can be associated with being something "behind the scenes", or "wanting to keep something private"

a lot of the language he uses in the clip, is language he has used to describe things in his own life, hope this makes sense

there also this clip where phil makes a direct comparison between his own private life vs a cancer patient

 

[Lady Adjani]

DSP has no perspective, shocking. If he himself got cancer he'd equate it to the holocaust.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil thinks because he’s a celebrity

lol. You're far from a celebrity Phailbert. You're an internet piñata.

"wanting to keep something private"

He's still struggling with getting the gay from his aunt. I mean......he certainly can't be referring his self inflicted misery and want to be 'in the public eye'. So he had nothing to say about someone he didn't give a shit about. And his whining about being a failure are still hilarious.