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it's nice somebody helped him become what he always felt like he was inside and they say people here are angry Karens. No angry Karen would ever help him achieve his dream like that.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Everyone always talks about the mean side of KF no one ever talks about the make a wish program for special children.
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This dumb fuck described dying to protect your property as a nihilistic waste of life. Judging by his lifestyle I guess he thinks people would be better off spending their life doing drugs, getting drunk and having casual sex. Does he even know what nihilism means? Is he retarded?LA Based Comedian said:
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This is the first time I've ever seen Riley's face, and he looks exactly what he sounds like.
Yeah, that's when it started to show a terminal case of cancer. Dick wouldn't stop talking about MintSalad for a few episodes, and everyone outside of their Discord group hated it, because it was weird to hear a 38 year old man going on and on about the life of some 19 year old girl, trying to talk to her dad, discussing her sex life, etc. Just really weird offputting shit.
It'd be one thing if Dick just abruptly dropped it after the listeners told him to drop it, but Dick got really weirdly defensive. If it wasn't already crystal clear that Dick wanted to sleep with her before, he sure made it then.
But, whatever, he dropped it and the show got listenable again.
But now he's back at it with the pedo defense force, and the juxtaposition of Null's final call, and then the Cuties controversy happening the very next episode was pure kismet. It's not even Dick's handwaving that's putting off the fanbase, it's how he can't shut the fuck up about it.
Last week's episode, 221, might have been one of the worst ever.
Also, that guy that threw up on stage, his video was boring as fuck. He didn't even puke, he just kneeled down and started retching and you could even hear someone in the audience shout "STEVE-O ALREADY DID IT!". Dick cackled a bunch at the shitty video and went on to talk about how it's so funny how the audience hates that kind of thing, even though the audience... didn't really react much?
Hey, puke guy, here's how you make that sketch funny: get several really fat people (four minimum, 350lbs minimum), plant one of them in the audience. When you start puking, have one of them run up on stage in a panic and start carrying on and on about how you're wasting all that perfectly good food you ate. Then, have a second one come in from stage right, carrying on in the same way. Have a third guy charge in from outside of the room, running at full speed, on stage and have him join in with the panic, and then have a fourth guy show up from somewhere (the more absurd, the better) to run up and start panicking. There, that's your chaotic puking sketch. Also, eat a shitload of food and drink a lot of liquid before you go on stage. Kratom could also help, a spoonful or two of that'll make you puke if you've never had any before.
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If that's what happens when he is separated from a charger for a couple of hours, what will happen once his gf actually dumps him?
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So property, fuck that. Who cares. Nit wasting my breath. Child porn though? Get the strap. I'm going down swinging for this shit
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"Why is my health not regenerating?" "Where are the chest-high walls?" "Why are there no Talibans to shoot?" 3.7/10-ign
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It figures that Dax, who has never worked for anything in his life, does not make the connection property --> capital -->labor --> life
Easy come, easy go.
Easy come, easy go.
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He doesn't live in a mansion he lives in a glass house and he's simultaneously naked and throwing stones
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Dying to protect your property is a nihilistic waste of life? Did this retard even read Intro to Libertarianism before adopting the Our Corporate Overlords Are Our Betters persona?
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Theory time: Dick's entire career is based off one major win. He had such a decisive victory against Maddox and it was so big he doesn't know how to take an L. So he thinks if he keeps harping about this shit he can spin it into a win. However I'd assume that even his most devoted fans are tired of hearing it and want him to just give a rest.
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He really seems to be following the same downward spiral that Maddox did.
Both Maddox and Dax had a pretty devoted fanbase. Then a couple of embarrassments and bad takes started to strip the polish off of their reputations (Maddox: Going anti-trump, cuck video; Dax: Simpspiracy, Pedo video). Instead of taking the L and moving on, they doubled down on their takes and started turning on their fanbase, and as a result, the damage to their reputation increased exponentially. They both started to surround themselves with like-minded sycophants that only made matters worse for them, too. At this point, Dax is one lawsuit away from going full Maddox.
Both Maddox and Dax had a pretty devoted fanbase. Then a couple of embarrassments and bad takes started to strip the polish off of their reputations (Maddox: Going anti-trump, cuck video; Dax: Simpspiracy, Pedo video). Instead of taking the L and moving on, they doubled down on their takes and started turning on their fanbase, and as a result, the damage to their reputation increased exponentially. They both started to surround themselves with like-minded sycophants that only made matters worse for them, too. At this point, Dax is one lawsuit away from going full Maddox.
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He doesn't realize that acting like a lunatic is never an own. How is his brain more fried than Dick's or Ethan's? He's half their age.
Kenobi
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Both created a fake charicature of manliness that they wishe they actually were, while both in reality are nerds.
Both have gaggles of retards worse then them that worship them.
Both have bpd gfs
Both lie about their sexual experience
Both are bottoms
Re: Riley tweet "They are so static"
Ye cause i don´t do a fuck load of drugs everyday.
I work, play games and shit post then sleep like a normal adult.
Regular people don´t have 72hr binges Riley that would make them unable to work in regular society.
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I'd like to imagine digitranny knew what barn burning meant when he did that song but I doubt it. He doesn't sent seem the type to have ever read a book without Japanese drawings
72 hr binges on what?
72 hr binges on what?
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Late but still funny
Another loli/cp debate.
wow
Another loli/cp debate.
wow
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So, if Dick loses and concedes that loli is child porn, he will then masturbate to it?
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Doubling down? Tripling down? Quadruple? Quintuple? I've lost count at this point.
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What a grift and a half. Only somebody as brain damaged as Cokeski would engage in this. If he really cared he’d call Dick a pedophile before telling him to neck himself.
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Dude has sixteen face cards and the dealer is wondering if he should call the paramedics.