Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Unog]

Beverlywood

I'm not gonna shit on anyone for not wanting to live in a place that sounds like someone had a stroke halfway through naming it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not gonna shit on anyone for not wanting to live in a place that sounds like someone had a stroke halfway through naming it.

Dax couldn’t afford to rent a guesthouse in Beverlywood or any of those communities, let alone buy a home. Take a gander at Zillow to see how out of his league those neighborhoods are.

 

[Unog]

Dax couldn’t afford to rent a guesthouse in Beverlywood or any of those communities, let alone buy a home. Take a gander at Zillow to see how out of his league those neighborhoods are.

I was just making a dumb joke about how stupid "Beverlywood" is as a name.

To add something so this post isn't completely worthless, I'll probably check out the recent TDS episode while I'm doing shit later (now that I finally have some free time) and give a basic rundown. If not today then definitely tomorrow or the day after at the worst.

Been kinda swamped with work lately.

 

[High Tea]

Or maybe the person who guessed Hystrionic Personality Disorder nailed it and Dax just needed some attention. Sociopath + Histrionic Personality Disorder is the best way to describe how Dax Herrera behaves.

Might be like several online personalities. 'Oh my god this crime happened to me, I contacted the authorities but they did nothing. Please pay me'. There are a few versions of this: the Quartering version where you sue for getting hit by some dude or the Crowder free speech google lawsuits or the Gavin asking for funds or the seemingly endless Rebel Media campaigns or the BW where you allegedly tweet about an intruder, say you are hiding in the closet and the police are coming, and then delete everything. Your fans however remember and throw donations your way. Always seems like just another way to grift.

 

[Unog]

Might be like several online personalities. 'Oh my god this crime happened to me, I contacted the authorities but they did nothing. Please pay me'. There are a few versions of this: the Quartering version where you sue for getting hit by some dude or the Crowder free speech google lawsuits or the Gavin asking for funds or the seemingly endless Rebel Media campaigns or the BW where you allegedly tweet about an intruder, say you are hiding in the closet and the police are coming, and then delete everything. Your fans however remember and throw donations your way. Always seems like just another way to grift.

It's not like Dax isn't just that much of both a nutbar and a sleazebag to consider it two birds with one stone.

 

[Endu]

I know it doesn't have to be said, but Dick started this week's episode claiming that everyone who called him a pedo is actually an incel.

EDIT: "If you think the Cuties ad is sexualizing children, YOU'RE the one thinking about sexualizing children and YOU'RE the problem!" Give me a break.

It sucks to see this podcast go down the shitter because I've watching consistently since like episode 47. If I ever wrote TDS's obituary, I'd say its health started to decline right around the "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF!?" defense of MintSalad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does anyone have a transcript of the latest episode?

Related: Does Dick still refuse to invest the modest sum for getting episodes transcribed for paypigs?

 

[High Tea]

I know it doesn't have to be said, but Dick started this week's episode claiming that everyone who called him a pedo is actually an incel.
EDIT: "If you think the Cuties ad is sexualizing children, YOU'RE the one thinking about sexualizing children and YOU'RE the problem!" Give me a break.

Insult a good size portion of the audience - either because they are disgusted by children being sexualized or because you do have a decent portion who are incels. Great call. At this point it's hard not to get on some kind of tinfoil hat and think he's either pro pedo or going through some kind of humiliation ritual to get somewhere in Hollywood.

 

[Simulacrum]

EDIT: "If you think the Cuties ad is sexualizing children, YOU'RE the one thinking about sexualizing children and YOU'RE the problem!" Give me a break.

I'd say that if you can't see how it is sexualizing children, you have some serious issues.

Who could have seen that normalizing slutty behavior from women would eventually trickle down to children.

 

[Never Scored]

lol just two or three weeks ago he did a whole rant about how feminists try to insult people who disagree with them by calling them virgins and said something along the lines of "You could have your dick in a women, in the process of intercourse and they'd call you a virgin!" Then he turns around and does the same thing.

 

[Endu]

Insult a good size portion of the audience - either because they are disgusted by children being sexualized or because you do have a decent portion who are incels. Great call. At this point it's hard not to get on some kind of tinfoil hat and think he's either pro pedo or going through some kind of humiliation ritual to get somewhere in Hollywood.

Cantillions called in and put up a decent fight, he said the problem was less about the movie itself and more about Hollywood's representation of the film. Dax got a little mad about his home turf getting insulted and asked for proof that Hollywood was full of pedos and it kind of fizzled out.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I know it doesn't have to be said, but Dick started this week's episode claiming that everyone who called him a pedo is actually an incel.

EDIT: "If you think the Cuties ad is sexualizing children, YOU'RE the one thinking about sexualizing children and YOU'RE the problem!" Give me a break.

It sucks to see this podcast go down the shitter because I've watching consistently since like episode 47. If I ever wrote TDS's obituary, I'd say its health started to decline right around the "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF!?" defense of MintSalad.

I love how he's choosing to frame people getting icked out over his defense of pedo shit as slacktivists just complaining into a void. He's really mad this episode he keeps making half thought out pop culture references and then trailing off when they don't go anywhere.

"All these people complaining about me and my traveling freakshow of pederasts should really be worried about elite power structures which are completely unassailable to the average person."

Also:

Maddax has to tip toe around the house to avoid waking up 80s girl. Jesus dick get some safe n sound what kind of mansion doesn't have internal sound proofing. Now the moving blankets in the studio make a lot more sense.

 

[Übertroon]

I'd say that if you can't see how it is sexualizing children, you have some serious issues.

Who could have seen that normalizing slutty behavior from women would eventually trickle down to children.

It's that type of artist work that portrays degeneracy then pretend to be satire of the degeneracy even though it never fully rejects the thing it satirizes. Like usually when characters do something wrong they get punished for it, but the main characters in this movie are 11, what kind of punishment is the movie going to show? Have them kidnapped and sexually trafficked? They probably get a slap on the wrist from their conservative parents then happily skip along because their "free spirit dancing" made their parents accept that they can show their midriff as long as they're not twerking their asses towards strangers. Great fucking satirical message right there

Everyone also thought Woody Allen movies were satirical until he dumped his wife and married his daughter.

 

[Sped Xing]

4. Bragging and Clout. In the JLH leaks he shits on JLH's husband for wanting to be the crossfit king of "nothing Tyler Texas". If you are not familar with Texas, Tyler is next door to Austin Texas.

Tyler is about as far from Austin as LA is from Las Vegas. Were you thinking of Temple?


Tyler is certainly not a nothing little town, mind. There's nearly a quarter million people in the area.

Only retards from megalopolises think it's a small town if there's people you don't recognize.

I know it doesn't have to be said, but Dick started this week's episode claiming that everyone who called him a pedo is actually an incel.

EDIT: "If you think the Cuties ad is sexualizing children, YOU'RE the one thinking about sexualizing children and YOU'RE the problem!" Give me a break.

It sucks to see this podcast go down the shitter because I've watching consistently since like episode 47. If I ever wrote TDS's obituary, I'd say its health started to decline right around the "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF!?" defense of MintSalad.

The congenital defects were always there. Mint is just the straw that broke the brain-blood barrier.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Cantillions called in and put up a decent fight, he said the problem was less about the movie itself and more about Hollywood's representation of the film. Dax got a little mad about his home turf getting insulted and asked for proof that Hollywood was full of pedos and it kind of fizzled out.

Didnt he claim that pedo jokes were the most acceptable type of joke to make in Hollywood because it's run by pedos last week?

 

[Quorthon]

Or maybe Dax is just so manly that he refuses to snitch to police but will cry to his fans in hopes that they will ramp up wacky antics that happen to Buzzbees on his show. Surely has nothing to do with filing false reports being a crime.

Keep in mind, this is the man who called the police when someone spilled a drink on his leathery thot at a bar we're talking about here.

 

[Crystal Golem]

There a lot to unpack in this short clip. Skip to around the 27:15 point to hear this in the full show.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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There a lot to unpack in this short clip. Skip to around the 27:15 point to hear this in the full show.

Dax is just a fucking weirdo. Imagine talking to your friends, colleagues and the general public about your sex life as much as he does. We get it, you’ve had sex.

 

[Jack Awful]

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There a lot to unpack in this short clip. Skip to around the 27:15 point to hear this in the full show.

The last line Sean said "thanks for not killing yourself" is interesting.

Is that brought up anywhere else in the episode?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Does anyone have a transcript of the latest episode?

Related: Does Dick still refuse to invest the modest sum for getting episodes transcribed for paypigs?

He stopped because allegedly no one reads them. I have a feeling it's more so the shit he says isn't easily searchable and able to be rubbed in his face and he can always make weasel excuses to get out of anything he says. it's far harder to get caught when people have to dig through 221 episodes that are over 2 hours each. It's the same reason his twitter auto deletes.

Tyler is about as far from Austin as LA is from Las Vegas. Were you thinking of Temple?

yeah I'm retarded. Wrong city I was thinking of

I know it doesn't have to be said, but Dick started this week's episode claiming that everyone who called him a pedo is actually an incel.

Funny how he hated incel as a bitchy way for losers to just dismiss people they don't like until people started being mean to him.

What I find interesting is a lot of the former IBS people/fans that have backed Dick and Dick Jr. keep acting like they are in an IBS match. There are 2 things these idiots don't realize:
- What made IBS fun is not people screaming at each other per say, it was a formal debate going off the rails. It was people not pretending to be high minded fart huffers. It wasn't the screeching noises the train makes as it crashes, it was watching a train carefully put together fly off the rails because the conductor is butt hurt.
- They don't realize why IBS is boring now. When it started it was people trying to be formal and losing their shit or people focused on trying to be correct while their opponent attacked on irelavent bull shit. Because the fan base is kids who were bullied in school and could never talk shit back because they were too autistic to do so, the people watching and taking part took away the wrong lesson as to what made IBS entertaining and believed it was all about autistically screeching and acting like they were cutting a wrestling promo. IBS became the internet retard version of playing air guitar so you feel cool alone in your room.

The whole being "a rage" all the time and disregarding reality for Dax when he started was supposed to be part of the joke of him being a heel. Now Dax has completely forgotten how to be funny.