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If you don't like confrontation, then why do you get into so many Twitter fights?
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That would be incredibly dumb, even for this grifttard, but it's not outside the realm of possibilities for low-IQ Lou.I wouldn’t be surprised if he put the glass in there himself at this point. Get a wart or blister then keep picking and picking and picking at it and pulling it open until a cavity is made then stick some glass up in there and hope it ends up looking gross for pity and have an excuse to not want to walk anywhere.
If you don't like confrontation, then why do you get into so many Twitter fights?
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That would be incredibly dumb, even for this grifttard, but it's not outside the realm of possibilities for low-IQ Lou.
"Yinz guiz the small shard of glass they found in my foot turns out to have been contaminated and now my leg is rotting away. Plz donate to my wheelchair fund. Pretty please?"
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People like your mother? Or the governor of your beloved Pennsyltucky? Or VP Mike Pence?
Or the nephew who could end up being the last person who could visit Ol' Uncle Lou in the group home he's rotting away in?
Why the fuck can't you pick a less transparent lie?
I don't like being electrocuted, as evident by how I will lick any electrical socket the moment I find one.If you don't like confrontation, then why do you get into so many Twitter fights?
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"Boo hoo being a less than mediocre author in more than one way doesn't pay jack shit, and my parents also buy my 5-yro nephew everything but not me, a useless lump of fat and bones pushing 40!"
Louis is genuinely saying his begging takes more hours from his life than a full-time job would and doesn't see the sheer level of cognitive dissonance in that statement.
20 bucks says that Lou's mom bought his nephew some sort of snack food and told Lou "don't eat these, I bought them specifically for your nephew" and under Lou's logic that translates to "my mom literally wants me to starve and won't buy me junk food". If Lou was 12 years old, I could understand him being jealous of his nephew getting more attention than him, but he's nearing 40.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he put the glass in there himself at this point. Get a wart or blister then keep picking and picking and picking at it and pulling it open until a cavity is made then stick some glass up in there and hope it ends up looking gross for pity and have an excuse to not want to walk anywhere.
Ursula Vernon is a professional writer with multiple published books, under various names. And an artist with multiple styles. She also has a spouse who was willing to do the daily grind until her vocation took off enough to bring in actual income.
This post is the top of the comedy pyramid after the previous 5 posts. lol.
Louie isn’t starving. People who weight 400lbs or more aren't "starving". By definition, a 400lb person is the exact opposite of starving. You don't get to the point of needing a 5XL shirt if you're fucking starving.
And Louie has nothing but time on his hands to work on writing. Most writers start off their writing careers while they still have full-time jobs. Stephen King wrote a few of his first books while he was still a student in college, but he was working as a teacher when he sold Carrie and became successful. And he was a parent on top of that. Anyone who has known a teacher will know that teaching is more than a full-time job because you're often working still when you get home, grading papers and doing prep work. Larry Correia was co-owner of a gun shop and worked in the shop every day and had previously been an accountant when he wrote the first Monster Hunter International book, and he was a parent. Louie has no excuse. He doesn't give a shit about writing. He just uses it to deflect criticism from the truth, and the truth is he just sits on his ass all day watching cartoons and playing video games.