Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Iron Hamster]

Yes. He doesn't seem to understand that suits and heavily tailored items of this type are constructed of materials that do not react well to being washed in a traditional manner. Horsehair stabilizers (both real and fake) need particular care. If he chooses to not utilize a dry cleaner he can refresh them using the old fashioned method of spritzing them with vodka and airing them out. Both work equally well. Of course stains need to be removed with care as well. Naptha can help there with spot treatments.

Needless to say Russell knows nothing of this of course.

He won't know of you're talking about a cartoon fighter or a trade agreement.

I noticed that on the websites of certain brothels, it specifies that all clients will be showered prior to sexy times. In butternut's case, there should be added stipulation that his shower is monitored personally by a member of staff to ensure he woos Mr. Soap and Mr. Hot Water properly.

EDIT: How to be a bad client at the brothel.
Be Russell Greer.

They may have Silkwood showers for someone like him.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

We also know that Russell wants to kiss the hookers he pays for.

Correct me if I'm wrong here as I've never availed myself of a professional's services, but isn't that one of the things that working girls frown upon? You can fuck them for the right price but things like kissing are either extra or completely off the menu.

Although the idea of them kissing Drooly McButternut is beyond repulsive.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Correct me if I'm wrong here as I've never availed myself of a professional's services, but isn't that one of the things that working girls frown upon? You can fuck them for the right price but things like kissing are either extra or completely off the menu.

Although the idea of them kissing Drooly McButternut is beyond repulsive.

Russ is incapable of puckering his lips, so I'm afraid to ask what his idea of kissing is.

 

[Miss Misery]

Russ is incapable of puckering his lips, so I'm afraid to ask what his idea of kissing is.

All we know is it has to be done in "a way that helps with [his] disability".

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I don't think we know exactly what the kissing in a way that helps him with his disability is/was, but I sure feel bad for the woman.

 

[Fapcop]

Correct me if I'm wrong here as I've never availed myself of a professional's services, but isn't that one of the things that working girls frown upon? You can fuck them for the right price but things like kissing are either extra or completely off the menu.

Although the idea of them kissing Drooly McButternut is beyond repulsive.

Depends. Some offer it as an extra service. (GFE). Some specialize in it. Some never do it. Some will kiss some clients but not others.

There’s kind of a myth that prostitutes don’t kiss since it’s more intimate than having sex. (Lolwut!) In reality, prostitutes are individuals like everyone else and have different comfort levels.

All we know is it has to be done in "a way that helps with [his] disability".

Can he even feel it? If he can’t move his mouth and/or tongue I’d guess not. Maybe it’s more of a psychological thing.

BTW: If you’re grossed out and mystified at the thought of Russ kissing, then ponder this for a second:

HOW DOES RUSSELL GREER DO ORAL SEX?!

Is he even capable of it? Or does he just slobber all over the vag, and move his whole mouth around furiously? Maybe he uses his fingers to manually take his tongue out of his gaping maw?

This is an important question Russophiles must crack!

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

Let's have a rundown of ways to be a bad client. I'm interested.

Oh god, there so many ways lol

Spoiler: Ways to suck ass

Trying to haggle prices when a girl tells you it's x amount
Trying to low ball if a girl is desperate enough to let you haggle (new girls and desperate drug users will do this)
Talking to a girl forever and not tipping for her time before the deed is done(mind you most of this is from a prostitute that worked inside a strip club so time also=$)
Talking to a girl forever and then not talking her up for x
Taking way too long doing x
Trying to make a girl make you cum two times for one payment of x
Trying to push boundaries (like if a girl tells you she can't do anal, she probably really can't, other wise, as a literal prostitute, she would've offered it, because duh??)
Trying to argue about using a condom (really why a man would want to fuck a prostitute raw is beyond me but So common lol)
Trying to kiss
Actually, trying to pleasure a girl at all. It's not cute, not wanted and frankly annoying. She will not enjoy it, she will fake cuming so you leave her alone and get off fast.
Getting a girl's number and blowing her up about trying to go on unpaid dates
Poor hygiene


I mean it's all pretty obvious stuff if you consider that working girls are humans just trying to make enough money to pay bills/not get sick from withdrawal/whatever their situation is. They will deal with anyone no matter how ugly or awkward so long as the person is clean, polite and can respect set boundaries, but trust me apparently that's a high bar for some (Russhole)

 

[Fapcop]

Oh god, there so many ways lol

Spoiler: Ways to suck ass

Trying to haggle prices when a girl tells you it's x amount
Trying to low ball if a girl is desperate enough to let you haggle (new girls and desperate drug users will do this)
Talking to a girl forever and not tipping for her time before the deed is done(mind you most of this is from a prostitute that worked inside a strip club so time also=$)
Talking to a girl forever and then not talking her up for x
Taking way too long doing x
Trying to make a girl make you cum two times for one payment of x
Trying to push boundaries (like if a girl tells you she can't do anal, she probably really can't, other wise, as a literal prostitute, she would've offered it, because duh??)
Trying to argue about using a condom (really why a man would want to fuck a prostitute raw is beyond me but So common lol)
Trying to kiss
Actually, trying to pleasure a girl at all. It's not cute, not wanted and frankly annoying. She will not enjoy it, she will fake cuming so you leave her alone and get off fast.
Getting a girl's number and blowing her up about trying to go on unpaid dates
Poor hygiene


I mean it's all pretty obvious stuff if you consider that working girls are humans just trying to make enough money to pay bills/not get sick from withdrawal/whatever their situation is. They will deal with anyone no matter how ugly or awkward so long as the person is clean, polite and can respect set boundaries, but trust me apparently that's a high bar for some (Russhole)

Seems like a lot of these could be avoided by doing it the way it’s done in Scandinavian brothels. Or Dutch redlight districts.

There is a pricelist for the different services which includes a price for half an hour and a whole hour. “NO HAGGLE!” seems like a good idea when it comes to prostitution.

 

[MysticMisty]

HOW DOES RUSSELL GREER DO ORAL SEX?!

Russ is a massive narc and thus would never do it even if his face wasn't paralyzed. He doesn't care about her pleasure (except maybe to claim that of course she gets off because he's a "stud"), it only matters that he's satisfied. Just like with everything else in his life.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

One other thing I wanted to add while on the subject of prostitution. I know it's been mentioned a bit before, but just to dunk on how wrong Russ is- SO, SO, SO many nice, attractive, classy dudes visit prostitutes and strippers, some regularly too. For so many reasons.
It's not all disgusting, rude 'fatties' and 'creep y old men'. Although, for the record, the clubs and girls I'm familiar with, PREFER older men, they're usually the most respectful and pay well. Most girls would pick spending three hours eating dinner, chatting and doing x with an old man, vs watching a group of young dudes get shit faced and feel you up before trying to haggle prices for x.
But anyway, moral of my prozzy sperging- I've met some really fucking attractive men, both old and young, that treated me and the girls like actual people and even made friends with some, like fb friends (and no they don't attack every dude I interact with, RUSSHOLE lmao) from the job. He couldn't be more wrong.
It's insane. He thinks no one but he treats working girls well, when he's literally the embodiment of the worst client lmao

 

[AbraCadaver]

Question time: if you were a sex worker, how much would Russ have to pony up to get the GFE (or BFE, our favourite squash head slurps both ways, remember) ?

For me I think it'd have to be at least $30k before I'd even start to think about maybe possibly considering it

I’m a girl who’s all about earning money in most any way possible, but there is no amount you could pay me to fuck Russell Greer, because for the rest of my life, I would have to live with the fact that I fucked Russell Greer. Some sins cannot be washed away with unlimited champagne and hot tubs.

 

[StraightShooter2]

One other thing I wanted to add while on the subject of prostitution. I know it's been mentioned a bit before, but just to dunk on how wrong Russ is- SO, SO, SO many nice, attractive, classy dudes visit prostitutes and strippers, some regularly too. For so many reasons.
It's not all disgusting, rude 'fatties' and 'creep y old men'. Although, for the record, the clubs and girls I'm familiar with, PREFER older men, they're usually the most respectful and pay well. Most girls would pick spending three hours eating dinner, chatting and doing x with an old man, vs watching a group of young dudes get shit faced and feel you up before trying to haggle prices for x.
But anyway, moral of my prozzy sperging- I've met some really fucking attractive men, both old and young, that treated me and the girls like actual people and even made friends with some, like fb friends (and no they don't attack every dude I interact with, RUSSHOLE lmao) from the job. He couldn't be more wrong.
It's insane. He thinks no one but he treats working girls well, when he's literally the embodiment of the worst client lmao

Are you from one of the brothels that he went to?

I could not think of a more terrible prospect as a father then Strokey the Snowflake.

Except maybe Nick Bate, and even then it's a tossup between who'se child will come to adulthood more damaged.

Fuckin' Chris-Chan would make a better father, and I mean that sincerely.

He'd probably try to claim his kid has a disability in order to scam the courts out of disability payments to use on more hookers.

Or force his kid to send a gift to Taylor Swift or Katy Perry and threaten to sue on behalf of discrimination against a disabled child.

 

[DrJonesHat]

One other thing I wanted to add while on the subject of prostitution. I know it's been mentioned a bit before, but just to dunk on how wrong Russ is- SO, SO, SO many nice, attractive, classy dudes visit prostitutes and strippers, some regularly too. For so many reasons.
It's not all disgusting, rude 'fatties' and 'creep y old men'. Although, for the record, the clubs and girls I'm familiar with, PREFER older men, they're usually the most respectful and pay well. Most girls would pick spending three hours eating dinner, chatting and doing x with an old man, vs watching a group of young dudes get shit faced and feel you up before trying to haggle prices for x.
But anyway, moral of my prozzy sperging- I've met some really fucking attractive men, both old and young, that treated me and the girls like actual people and even made friends with some, like fb friends (and no they don't attack every dude I interact with, RUSSHOLE lmao) from the job. He couldn't be more wrong.
It's insane. He thinks no one but he treats working girls well, when he's literally the embodiment of the worst client lmao

He's gotten called out on his "I'm the only one who's nice to sex workers" bullshit before by a sex worker. It was when he was harassing Danica and he said something to the effect of "none of these other guys care about you, only I do" and this other person ripped him apart and told him that lots of guys are nice to escorts for various reasons, chief among them, that's what you're supposed to do. I don't think he replied. He's tried to dictate who a sex worker may see, and he's gotten raked over the coals for that too. I can't recall enough details to find the screenshots though, sorry.

 

[badboy2000]

One other thing I wanted to add while on the subject of prostitution. I know it's been mentioned a bit before, but just to dunk on how wrong Russ is- SO, SO, SO many nice, attractive, classy dudes visit prostitutes and strippers, some regularly too. For so many reasons.
It's not all disgusting, rude 'fatties' and 'creep y old men'. Although, for the record, the clubs and girls I'm familiar with, PREFER older men, they're usually the most respectful and pay well. Most girls would pick spending three hours eating dinner, chatting and doing x with an old man, vs watching a group of young dudes get shit faced and feel you up before trying to haggle prices for x.
But anyway, moral of my prozzy sperging- I've met some really fucking attractive men, both old and young, that treated me and the girls like actual people and even made friends with some, like fb friends (and no they don't attack every dude I interact with, RUSSHOLE lmao) from the job. He couldn't be more wrong.
It's insane. He thinks no one but he treats working girls well, when he's literally the embodiment of the worst client lmao

Yeah, but do they flex and to push-ups for you?

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

Are you from one of the brothels that he went to?

Unfortunately no, I'd love to have seen him scurry from place to place getting rejected though, lmao.

He's gotten called out on his "I'm the only one who's nice to sex workers" bullshit before by a sex worker. It was when he was harassing Danica and he said something to the effect of "none of these other guys care about you, only I do" and this other person ripped him apart and told him that lots of guys are nice to escorts for various reasons, chief among them, that's what you're supposed to do. I don't think he replied. He's tried to dictate who a sex worker may see, and he's gotten raked over the coals for that too. I can't recall enough details to find the screenshots though, sorry.

Yes, I remember that, I've pushed through the entire thread, it killed me reading him disrespect and shit on working girls while I was only part way through the thread and didn't want to comment until I caught up lol. But seeing that girl tell him what the fuck was up, it restored my vitality and will remain one of my most treasured Russ memories

Edit; @badboy2000 LMAO
IN ALL MY YEARS
NO ONE
But forreal I cried laughing when I fucking read that. I cannot even imagine the uncomfortable cringe that struck that poor woman's heart as she watched in awe the most unbelievably weird ass dude do this shit. Not only was his face fucked up? But he's also even more retarded than expected??? Her mind probably broke in half for a moment, before being thankful that he was already wasting part of the time they had to be together doing something other than touching her

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

And the ratty suit in which he did the pushups was already on him on the hours-long bus ride and his shift scrubbing toilets before that. What a stud! I guess chivalry truly exists in the biz.

 

[Fapcop]

One other thing I wanted to add while on the subject of prostitution. I know it's been mentioned a bit before, but just to dunk on how wrong Russ is- SO, SO, SO many nice, attractive, classy dudes visit prostitutes and strippers, some regularly too. For so many reasons.
It's not all disgusting, rude 'fatties' and 'creep y old men'. Although, for the record, the clubs and girls I'm familiar with, PREFER older men, they're usually the most respectful and pay well. Most girls would pick spending three hours eating dinner, chatting and doing x with an old man, vs watching a group of young dudes get shit faced and feel you up before trying to haggle prices for x.
But anyway, moral of my prozzy sperging- I've met some really fucking attractive men, both old and young, that treated me and the girls like actual people and even made friends with some, like fb friends (and no they don't attack every dude I interact with, RUSSHOLE lmao) from the job. He couldn't be more wrong.
It's insane. He thinks no one but he treats working girls well, when he's literally the embodiment of the worst client lmao

I’ve heard of some brothels that have moved towards a buffet sort of pricing.
Basically you pay X amount, and then you can do whatever you want with all of their girls for like 4 or 6 hours.
(Well not whatever. I don’t think anal is on the menu for example, but you know what I mean.)

I can just imagine Russell at an arrangement like that, hovering over all the girls, slobbering over them and getting a shitfit if one of the other dudes walk off with a girl Russ had marked as “his”.

I wonder where he got this weird idea that other men treat prostitutes like shit. Pretty Woman, maybe? Or just incel-mindset combined with little theory of mind?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I wonder where he got this weird idea that other men treat prostitutes like shit. Pretty Woman, maybe? Or just incel-mindset combined with little theory of mind?

Well, I wouldn't discount the culture too much here, especially given that he was raised religious. Being "forced" to "resort" to prostitution is presented as a nightmare scenario for all women, in all circumstances, because men are inherently abusive pigs who want only to degrade you, etc.

Of course, you, I, and my cat are capable of moving past that impression and understanding that this is not necessarily the case -- rather, that sex work can be safe, dignified, and rewarding. But my cat also has a better understanding than Russ of how lawsuits and hygiene work, so that's not really a fair comparison.

 

[Constellationzero]

Getting a girl's number and blowing her up about trying to go on unpaid dates
Poor hygiene

So, in other words, be Russell Greer.

EDIT: Yeah, I read butternut's brothel reviews and they are comedy gold. Someone should put a book together containing butternut's greatest hits. It'll be like James Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food.
I imagine the girl who walked in on the tard olympics thought she really was getting Special Ed from Crank Yankers but with a lot more drool.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I wonder if any sex worker who's serviced him has wonder if he's legit intellectually disabled. He's obviously not too bright, but with his deformity and general appearance, he does come across as someone missing several brain cells. As for where he got the idea that he's the only person who's ever been nice to an escort: He thinks he's a unique genius. The way he acted with his song implies he thinks he's the only one who's ever done something like that. He thinks he's the last nice guy on Earth, even though he's not, and he's not nice at all.

@DopeaddictKitten have you ever had a guy think you're his for-real girlfriend and get all possessive like Russ did or least try to get you to leave the trade and be with him? I'd imagine it happens with women a guy has seen for a while from time to time as emotions are tricky things, but leave it to Russ to get fixated on someone he hasn't even met in person yet.