🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

This plus Virginia recently making assault on law enforcement without injury a misdemeanor

Its also not automatically a misdemeanor so hell have to argue why he deserves to have it downgraded to a disinterested judge looking at his ill fitting cheap new suit and his gunt. This is God himself dangling the keys in front of your face Ralph, only to yank it away again. Below is you and will always be you:

 

[Edilg]

WARNING BAD QUALITY VIDEO ALSO GAY WATERMARK
Sorry I've never Alogged this hard before. Not good at video capture.

This video is more of a slam against Chrissy but he jabs Ethan a few times in it. Also could explain why she got more angry throughout the "interview" and subsequently didn't invite Reethan to her show.

 

[All becomes gunt]

didnt they just make it where the judge could give you a lighter sentence? that would mean ralph wouldnt even have an easier time trying to get his record changed.This is God himself dangling the keys in front of your face Ralph, only to yank it away again. Below is you and will always be you:
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yeah every article ive read says they will have the authority to downgrade not that its automatically a misdemeanor

-I CANT BELIEVE THE JUDGE IS AYYY LAWWGING ME THIS BADLY AND HE ISNT MAKING IT A MISDEMEANOR! TELL EM GAYTOR
-It's clearly a gay op, i am pretty sure the judge was in PPP's discord the other night, they are so mad those incels.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

didnt they just make it where the judge could give you a lighter sentence? that would mean ralph wouldnt even have an easier time trying to get his record changed.This is God himself dangling the keys in front of your face Ralph, only to yank it away again. Below is you and will always be you:
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edit yeah every article ive read says they will have the authority to downgrade not that its automatically a misdemeanor

Good point man, I hadn't considered that. I haven't read into it and was just running with what everyone else was saying. I kinda hope you're right because it would be so funny if Ralph applied to get his rights back and the judge just told him to get fucked.

 

[MeltyTW]

-I CANT BELIEVE THE JUDGE IS AYYY LAWWGING ME THIS BADLY AND HE ISNT MAKING IT A MISDEMEANOR! TELL EM GAYTOR
-It's clearly a gay op, i am pretty sure the judge was in PPP's discord the other night, they are so mad those incels.

I hope to god some kiwi or /cow/boy is a virginian judge now. imagine ethan trying to holler over a court room as the judge dabs and declares he must wear a ppp won sign. we could have a second Vickers as ralph gets his chucklefucks to harass them.

Good point man, I hadn't considered that. I haven't read into it and was just running with what everyone else was saying. I kinda hope you're right because it would be so funny if Ralph applied to get his rights back and the judge just told him to get fucked.

thats most likely what will happen. Judges dont have time to hear why a violent woman beating felon deserves to have his past spotty record reduced, especially when his crime could still be considered a felony

 

[Mr.Downer]

Does anyone think Ralph is mad that an alog is getting retweeted by Donald Trump while hes slipping into irrelevancy?

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I bet it really hurts the gunt, knowing that Ian is more of a journalist than he will ever be.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I hope to god some kiwi or /cow/boy is a virginian judge now. imagine ethan trying to holler over a court room as the judge dabs and declares he must wear a ppp won sign. we could have a second Vickers as ralph gets his chucklefucks to harass them.


thats most likely what will happen. Judges dont have time to hear why a violent woman beating felon deserves to have his past spotty record reduced, especially when his crime could still be considered a felony

Your honor, ITS NAWWWWT TRUU, AND AS A MATTER OF FACT I BET IT WAS PROBABLY YOUUUU WHO TRIED TO FUCKING BEAT HER YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER. AWWW WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY AUUUGHHHHH *gets tazed*

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

But guys, he's gonna be on Chrissie Mayr's show! Totally for real this time!

WARNING BAD QUALITY VIDEO ALSO GAY WATERMARK
Sorry I've never Alogged this hard before. Not good at video capture.

This video is more of a slam against Chrissy but he jabs Ethan a few times in it. Also could explain why she got more angry throughout the "interview" and subsequently didn't invite Reethan to her show.
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I like the way the RedBar guy doesn't know anything about Ralph but senses he's worthless just from his general gunted demeanor. Ralph hasn't bothered to read up on the Compound Media party clothes theft thing, so he's got no idea what's going on so Chrissie gets away by pretending not to know while internally seething. RedBar guy knows the backstory and is obsessively a-logging Chrissie. Also, he's an alcoholic, tattooed fuck with a female Gator of his own - the sycophantic female voice laughing at his terrible jokes about his shitty LED sign being expensive to reprogram.

It's a perfect combination of hate, ignorance, degeneracy, grift, and Gators.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

-I CANT BELIEVE THE JUDGE IS AYYY LAWWGING ME THIS BADLY AND HE ISNT MAKING IT A MISDEMEANOR! TELL EM GAYTOR
-It's clearly a gay op, i am pretty sure the judge was in PPP's discord the other night, they are so mad those incels.

Oh God I read it in their voices. This is getting frighteningly close to reality. All we’re missing is Gator entering the court room with a broom while Ralph drinks “Coke” and seethes.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

WARNING BAD QUALITY VIDEO ALSO GAY WATERMARK
Sorry I've never Alogged this hard before. Not good at video capture.

This video is more of a slam against Chrissy but he jabs Ethan a few times in it. Also could explain why she got more angry throughout the "interview" and subsequently didn't invite Reethan to her show.
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"Do you have permission to use the bojack theme?" and "You can't use another shows theme as your own"
Protip btw, this very website has posts telling people how to archive at the highest quality. At least you didn't film it with your phone or something like the women do

 

[Kenobi]

WARNING BAD QUALITY VIDEO ALSO GAY WATERMARK
Sorry I've never Alogged this hard before. Not good at video capture.

This video is more of a slam against Chrissy but he jabs Ethan a few times in it. Also could explain why she got more angry throughout the "interview" and subsequently didn't invite Reethan to her show.
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Nice clip dude!
But how do people listen to this its like cokesi dialed up to 11 and a soundboard with random explosion noises what is this morning radio but with a pensionare as host? I guess its nice that elderly has something to do atleast.

-I CANT BELIEVE THE JUDGE IS AYYY LAWWGING ME THIS BADLY AND HE ISNT MAKING IT A MISDEMEANOR! TELL EM GAYTOR
-It's clearly a gay op, i am pretty sure the judge was in PPP's discord the other night, they are so mad those incels.

The full panels comments :
-The judge is ehhhh clearly part of antifa, the nose has been exposed!
-Was the judge a white woman? Did you ask if she burns the coal?
-Ralph i should be the felon, GET IT CAUSE IM BLACK?
-UHHHHHH MUNDANE MATT UHHHHH FLIGHT SIMULATOR

 

[All becomes gunt]

Nice clip dude!
But how do people listen to this its like cokesi dialed up to 11 and a soundboard with random explosion noises what is this morning radio but with a pensionare as host? I guess its nice that elderly has something to do atleast.


The full panels comments :
-The judge is ehhhh clearly part of antifa, the nose has been exposed!
-Was the judge a white woman? Did you ask if she burns the coal?
-Ralph i should be the felon, GET IT CAUSE IM BLACK?
-UHHHHHH MUNDANE MATT UHHHHH FLIGHT SIMULATOR

Rand would be connected via skype and he would probably be a bit more like :
They are feds! The judge works for the united states government and the nose has being exposed. Its clear that he is probably paid for by corey baaanhill and , uh? SHUT THE DOOR SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR

 

[Perspicacity]

Not sure if this was mentioned but Ralph lying about being "swatted" was likely sent by Daddy Vickers as a wellness check, and he was prewarned. If you look at this text exchange, basically confirms what we already knew.

 

[Kenobi]

Rand would be connected via skype and he would probably be a bit more like :
They are feds! The judge works for the united states government and the nose has being exposed. Its clear that he is probably paid for by corey baaanhill and , uh? SHUT THE DOOR SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR

IM SOMEWHAT TREPIDACIOUS ABOUT GOING TO COURT WHEN A MEMBER OF THE JURRY CAN SHOW THIER ASSHOLE AT ANY MOMENT

 

[Glade Candles]

Was checking up on stuff from previous posts, went to Faith's Smule page, and the name's been changed to 'Ethan Vickers'

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Not sure if this was mentioned but Ralph lying about being "swatted" was likely sent by Daddy Vickers as a wellness check, and he was prewarned. If you look at this text exchange.

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Ralph always threatens statements or "make you famous" with Vickers but never once backed it up. He's truly scared of a 50 year old batman fan

 

[All becomes gunt]

IM SOMEWHAT TREPIDACIOUS ABOUT GOING TO COURT WHEN A MEMBER OF THE JURRY CAN SHOW THIER ASSHOLE AT ANY MOMENT

Rand must be really trepidatious about being near Faith after that sextape then.

Ralph always threatens statements or "make you famous" with Vickers but never once backed it up. He's truly scared of a 50 year old batman fan

To be fair, i would be scared of a batman fan too if i looked like the live action version of mr. penguin

 

[Vetti]

female Gator

At least Mike doesn't pay Jules to laugh. She does it out of familial obligation.

 

[Fslur]

Was checking up on stuff from previous posts, went to Faith's Smule page, and the name's been changed to 'Ethan Vickers'

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That’s one of her brother’s name and the Gunt. There is also EthanVickers2 account she follows. I wonder if this is the brother she stole the shoes from? Did she also steal his username?

 

[Glade Candles]

Remembering that Faith had social handles as "Faith Kerr" when she was with Chris, I looked for "Faith Ralph," found a Twitter claiming to be from Memphis.

Probably not her, but I sent a request to see if I can disprove it outright.