Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Fae’ri]

I think old fat clever ones "hint" to her next gorgefest is in reference to Woodstock. Shes so fuking lame. She'll have basics: headband, beaded necklaces, peace signs, round sunglasses & maybe buy a long straight haired wig oh and probably a tye dye type of frock.

The time warp things in general is so stupid considering she tries to cover American historical moments while knowing fuck-all about them. Why not use the opportunity to dress up and talk about Canadian history?? Granted that would require effort on her part but listening her talk about “yuppies” who “came after the war” [do you even know which war, fatso?] and the like is becoming cringey.

But seeing that she woke up at 5 am and drove across the border for Sonic, I guess I’m not surprised that she has rage boner for the muricans and all their fast food and food-centric happenings.

At any rate, Chantal is fat and I would not fornicate with her.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Why not use the opportunity to dress up and talk about Canadian history?? Granted that would require effort on her part but listening her talk about “yuppies” who “came after the war” [do you even know which war, fatso?] and the like is becoming cringey.

Does Canadian history bring the views?

 

[HickoryDickory]

No one cares about Canadian history, but she'd probably get away with a lot more inaccuracies because of it.

Spoiler: Canuck sperging.

Our media is supposed to have a certain percentage of Canadian based content, but it never feels that way. Much of what we see is still American, or filmed in Canada for an American audience. (Because cheaper)

It's the same with the internet, where now we see Canadians sperging over American politics and completely oblivious to their own. They want to mimic the cool American kids.

Too bad those same kids don't have a care about the Highway of Tears as they do a viral video. Sad.

Anywho, if she wants cooking ideas for Canadian foods, she could go province by province. It would be something different from other glutton channels, and that's what she needs to stand out. (NO FAST FOOD)

Maybe I just want Chantal to eat a bear and call it creamy. I dunno.

 

[Poutine_Gorl]

I think old fat clever ones "hint" to her next gorgefest is in reference to Woodstock. Shes so fuking lame. She'll have basics: headband, beaded necklaces, peace signs, round sunglasses & maybe buy a long straight haired wig oh and probably a tye dye type of frock.

The obvious image that came to mind was Mama Cass...boy was I wrong. Chantal has at least 150lbs on her

 

[Nim's Chimpsky]

If she were so above Peetz, why ban him from bringing any girls to the house? The lady doth protest too much

I'm fairly certain the banning of other women is a control thing/ not wanting to put forth an effort to get dolled up for anything.

 

[PatTraverse]

The obvious image that came to mind was Mama Cass...boy was I wrong. Chantal has at least 150lbs on her

Mama Cass would have most likely lived longer with more modern medicine to treat her. They would have been able to detect and treat her risk of heart failure. The treatments available today is the only reason why people like Chantal can drag their fat rotting carcasses for so long.

 

[Twinkie]

The obvious image that came to mind was Mama Cass...boy was I wrong. Chantal has at least 150lbs on her

Yeah I just googled this and Mama Cass weighed 220lbs. That is obese but Chantal is nearly twice as large, got damn. I would love to see her in an outfit like that ngl

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Its probably an attempt to seem cLaSsY but most of Canada looks at Quebec as being "lesser than" and most people in general look at Canada French as being second to French French, so she's picked a strange thing to try to flex with. Not including the fact that the most she can say in French is "Telefrancais"



She could use two forks or spoons at once to consume food at twice the pace! Or to put less food on each fork at once, so it looks more dainty, you know? But she would still get the same amount as normal, teehee

‘Telefrancais’ is to Canadians as ‘Brian’ is to the French.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Yeah I just googled this and Mama Cass weighed 220lbs. That is obese but Chantal is nearly twice as large, got damn. I would love to see her in an outfit like that ngl

That was back in the day where fat women were just dressed in circus tents that made them look even bigger than they already were. Mama Cass was fat, no doubt about it, but if she'd had the opportunity to wear more flattering clothes maybe she wouldn't have looked so huge.

By today's standards she would be considered a smallfat.

Back on topic: Chantal is going to wear stereotypical hippie clothing. Yawn.

 

[HamFan]

Health food is still called "hippy food" sometimes for a reason. Is she gonna revisit her vegan days? Make a big pot of brown rice? I can't see her getting excited over anything that would be appropriate to the period.

The other thing I think of when it comes to Woodstock is the stories I've read of everyone sharing. Supplies were limited because the attendees over ran capacity. So food and drinks were passed around like joints. "Have a bite of this cheeseburger and pass it on."

I can't see Chantal being true to the era in any sense.

 

[ChuckyChuck12]

"Titanic" Mukbanggg, geyyys

 

[marjoram]

I think old fat clever ones "hint" to her next gorgefest is in reference to Woodstock.

Or the Manson murders...

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I've just become aware of this person. You know how, when you see another human being hurt, you experience a sympathetic twinge in your own body? For instance, if you see someone else get struck in the face, you wince and maybe raise your hand to your own face. When I look at Chantal's face, I experience something similar; I can almost feel myself suffocating with 20 pounds of lard hanging off my face.

 

[ChuckSux]

She is afraid that if Peetz brought home an autistic lover from comiccon that she would be outnumbered, leaving her snacks vulnerable to theft

 

[Gorl Talk]

The eclairs are a Canadian coffee shop bastardization of real eclairs.

Bit late on this, sorry. Googling "Tim Hortons eclair" brings up images that look pretty much exactly like what she ate in the Titanic video.

 

[Captain Ahab]

If she can’t get any, she sure as hell ain’t gonna accept that an autistic tard like Peetz can. Chantal has convinced herself that she is a smart, attractive woman with a small weight problem. People who disagree are nothing more than mean trolls with no lives of their own. There’s never ever gonna be any romantic relationship between them for the simple reason that Chantal is too vain to settle for someone like him. Him getting laid before her would be a major blow to her ego for the reasons stated above. Even more so if the woman turns out to be significantly more attractive than Chantal. If even Peetz can get someone better than her, then who’s *in* her league?

There are also more practical reasons why she’d ruin his attempts at finding a woman. Chantal needs a roommate. She’s also too lazy to look for someone else. Peetz would surely want to move in with his girlfriend as soon as possible. The man is not getting any younger ffs. Chantal is the sort of cunt that would ruin it for him just out of sheer laziness.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I still say Peetz has zero interest in women. Closest he has ever gotten to one besides Chantal were the times (years ago) when he asked if it would be creepy for a 34 year old to date an 18 year old (some Twitter user with an anime avatar apparently chatted with him once), and once when he wondered on Twitter whether or not he should date a married woman (some anime fan apparently said a word or two to him). Neither were mentioned again, and neither seemed to go any father than a few friendly back-and-forth DM's.

And I hope no LGBT Farmers (there are many among us here) take offense at what I am about to say, but...honestly? No straight man gets worked up into a righteous fury of anger because trans women are underrepresented in the Marvel universe or because heterosexual men refuse to rename themselves "cis". Of course there are heterosexual men who support LGBT people and are vocal about their rights. But never as an all-encompassing obsession as it is with Peetz. Rightly or wrongly, heterosexual men have other issues that are much closer to their heart, including but not limited to getting laid.

Throw in his plushy toys, his Bronyism, his doll collection, his "cute stuff" closet, his asking (maybe; he doesn't remember if he did or not) to have makeup applied to him, and his never-ending rage against heterosexuals... and you have a man who doesn't seem very hetero- at all.

Perhaps he gave up long ago? Perhaps he is drifting toward eventual troondom (my vote)? But I don't think a "girlfriend" is high on his list of priorities. He wouldn't know what to do with one if he had one anyway.

Clotso's efforts to kneecap him and cockblock him are gratuitous and extremely unnecessary. It ain't like he's gonna meet anybody at work. She might as well also decree that weightlifting in the house is off limits too; it will have the same effect.

 

[Burger King]

if Peetz is gay, he’s closeted and very unattractive for a gay. He would really need to clean up and rock the bald head if he wanted cock.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Clotso's efforts to kneecap him and cockblock him are gratuitous and extremely unnecessary. It ain't like he's gonna meet anybody at work. She might as well also decree that weightlifting in the house is off limits too; it will have the same effect.

We can all agree on that. He probably has no interest in women or dating, and maybe he even gets off on Chantal bossing him around.

But that is beside the point. The point is she is an absolute cunt for treating him like a dog/servant whether he accepts it or not. Telling him what he can and cannot do in his own house has nothing to do with his sexual orientation or interest in whatever he chooses to do in his own fucking house.

She is an absolute entitled fat bitch, who is dependent on Peetz at the end of the day because she has no one else to fall back on. And she can't even recognize that.

ETA: Let's not forget she forbids him from dating women, but she boasts about cheating on HIM multiple times in her storytimes while they were living together years ago. The hypocrisy is unreal.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

I still say Peetz has zero interest in women. Closest he has ever gotten to one besides Chantal were the times (years ago) when he asked if it would be creepy for a 34 year old to date an 18 year old (some Twitter user with an anime avatar apparently chatted with him once), and once when he wondered on Twitter whether or not he should date a married woman (some anime fan apparently said a word or two to him). Neither were mentioned again, and neither seemed to go any father than a few friendly back-and-forth DM's.

And I hope no LGBT Farmers (there are many among us here) take offense at what I am about to say, but...honestly? No straight man gets worked up into a righteous fury of anger because trans women are underrepresented in the Marvel universe or because heterosexual men refuse to rename themselves "cis". Of course there are heterosexual men who support LGBT people and are vocal about their rights. But never as an all-encompassing obsession as it is with Peetz. Rightly or wrongly, heterosexual men have other issues that are much closer to their heart, including but not limited to getting laid.

Throw in his plushy toys, his Bronyism, his doll collection, his "cute stuff" closet, his asking (maybe; he doesn't remember if he did or not) to have makeup applied to him, and his never-ending rage against heterosexuals... and you have a man who doesn't seem very hetero- at all.

Perhaps he gave up long ago? Perhaps he is drifting toward eventual troondom (my vote)? But I don't think a "girlfriend" is high on his list of priorities. He wouldn't know what to do with one if he had one anyway.

Clotso's efforts to kneecap him and cockblock him are gratuitous and extremely unnecessary. It ain't like he's gonna meet anybody at work. She might as well also decree that weightlifting in the house is off limits too; it will have the same effect.

Take of this what you will, but Peetz likes bad gay yaoi SJW art on his twitter (the characters are from an anime called Promare and they are both male)

Spoiler: spoilered for ugly "art"