šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Love_Machine011 said:
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Jesus fucking christ.
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@theralph youre a fucking moron, this isnt internet shit, you and faith do not have a healthy relationship she just left highschool and you are trying to impregnate her, shes been hospitalized for mental instability, she constantly talks about suicide and depression, she still watches disney and cant handle her own documentation and iirc cant drive. You dont even have a house that is habitable by humans, your room is messier than some warzones and inner city impromptu crack dens, ive crawled under sewer ridden houses and gagged less than looking at you tampon covered room.

You are not a fit parent, youre addicted to prescription drugs and alcohol to the point youll probably die from either withdrawal or continuing to abuse them, your 50k is going to evaporate with kids and no other source of income beyond your dwindling stream, you make a third world wage after Gator and Dlive's cut ffs. Please do not ruin another kid's life with your bullshit. This isnt you being bullied unfairly by the dad this is a father desperate to save whats left of her daughters life that you smashed to pieces with your scat tape, youre lucky no one has put a bullet in your head, your own friend Rekeita said hed do that to you, not an alaog, not Crp, not kraut, people you know and who help you are disgusted and would want you dead for doing this to their children
 
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Mate @theralph don't listen to anyone, go for it. You do you, you absolute mad lad.

I would guess it might take several attempts because due to your lifestyle you're likely shooting blanks. But mate, live your life. Do it! Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true! Just do it! Some people dream of success, while you're gonna wake up and work hard at it! Nothing is impossible! You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you're not gonna stop there! No, what are you waiting for? Do it! Just do it! Yes you can! Just do it.
If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up!
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
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Absolutely no @theralph you damn well know you are BEYOND unfit to have a child, let alone with a fucking 18 year old. The way you even worded this is just you thinking about yourself.

Ralph please god when you read this, if you can take anything at all from this. Please donā€™t try to make children. Donā€™t bring a child into your fucked up reality.

Reality check, youve never worked a day in your life. You dont own shit and you piggyback off your mom. You are a fucking slob. You date near-underaged children who are just as fucked up as you and you have ZERO awareness on how to talk to people outside your weird internet lifestyle. Your health is so bad people speculate youā€™re going to be dead in the next 5 years.

Dont ruin a childs life by bringing them into that. Life your life and die alone dude. Thats the most humane, honest and good thing you could do for everyone in your life. You are a monster and you know this deep down. Leave a kid out of this please.
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For real Ralph, listen to this faggot. You're such a degenerate waste of fucking oxygen that the son of a chomo is giving you good advice.

I know you'll keep trying to have a kid just to own the haters though so whatever. Can't wait to see the master race baby you and your pudding toothed retard bride have.
 
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Ralph never lets a tragedy go to waste. He will be clinging himself onto this to press every cent out of it.
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Kraut or someone dumb this down for me. does this mean Jim is going to die? if so Jim i liked your content but have a happy funeral.

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Absolutely no @theralph you damn well know you are BEYOND unfit to have a child, let alone with a fucking 18 year old. The way you even worded this is just you thinking about yourself.

Ralph please god when you read this, if you can take anything at all from this. Please donā€™t try to make children. Donā€™t bring a child into your fucked up reality.

Reality check, youve never worked a day in your life. You dont own shit and you piggyback off your mom. You are a fucking slob. You date near-underaged children who are just as fucked up as you and you have ZERO awareness on how to talk to people outside your weird internet lifestyle. Your health is so bad people speculate youā€™re going to be dead in the next 5 years.

Dont ruin a childs life by bringing them into that. Life your life and die alone dude. Thats the most humane, honest and good thing you could do for everyone in your life. You are a monster and you know this deep down. Leave a kid out of this please.
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I saw that part of the text message, i could have understood where ralph was coming from if he wasn't a huge scumbag, most of what you said if not all of it is too fucking true.... @theralph i know you don't like King of Pol because honestly you seem to get in an argument with everyone but listen to his advice. Die alone, end your bloodline there, not even your own siblings want anything to do with you. The fact that you want to make a young immature girl pregnant speaks volumes of who you can get as a partner. Josh was right as soon as Nora was mature enough she got the fuck out, and so did Ade. the only people you can see yourself procreating with are people who are immature and not fully funcational as adults.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Ralph really doesn't know how much it costs to raise a kid. Those boxes of diapers from walmart go quick. And all the clothes that they can quickly grow out of but you buy them anyway because you're not a terrible parent. That magical 50k will go quick
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OOOOOh it is much much worse than that my friend, for Fai Fai is going to want

DISNEY BRANDED EVERYTHANG
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
I honestly feel bad for Vickers because he is having a real life crisis with an actual Sociopathic individual holding his child hostage in so many ways. Its so fucked up
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I don't think Ralph is a sociopath, I think he is a loser who never succeeded in his teens and into early adulthood now he has surpassed his expectations in his mind he is trying to make up for his "Short Comings" of his pitiful past.
 
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So an alcoholic and a literal mental case whose sole income is a talk show that gets kicked off a platform every 6 to 12 months with no job experience, the most faith will get is a fast-food job since no academic institution will hire anyone with a porn career or a leaked sex tape of this magnitude. That petty 50k that Ralph has is going to be gone in about 2 years because having a baby during their infancy is expensive as fuck.

Ralph, you're a fucking drunk alcoholic with a felony and no real-world job experience and your gay ass web show isn't going to sustain you, when you guys have that kid you will just make your sick mom raise the kid and you will be the deadbeats of deadbeats. Hell that kid will probably be in a foster care with Mr vickers trying to get custody because your fatass will get into alcoholic domestic dispute because the baby can't stop crying during your show. You "wasted" ten years on 2 girls because you're a alcoholic, dont try blaming Nora because she was basically your mom and done everything for you.
 
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