🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Remembering that Faith had social handles as "Faith Kerr" when she was with Chris, I looked for "Faith Ralph," found a Twitter claiming to be from Memphis.

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Probably not her, but I sent a request to see if I can disprove it outright.

Good. What this world needs is more randos being asked by Internet people 'Are you now or have you ever been a member of the GuntGuard?'

 

[JewBacca]

Its also not automatically a misdemeanor so hell have to argue why he deserves to have it downgraded to a disinterested judge looking at his ill fitting cheap new suit and his gunt. This is God himself dangling the keys in front of your face Ralph, only to yank it away again. Below is you and will always be you:
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Ralph would have to argue before a Judge or Magistrate that he deserves to have his sentence reduced, due to the new law. It's doubtful due to his continued run ins with the law that has extended his probation, whatever those were. If against all odds that works, he would then have to argue with the FBI on why he should be taken off the list, this is a far bigger challenge due to his felony that put him on the list, being classified as a violent felony.

It would be funny to watch him try though, seeing as a competent lawyer would cost a bundle for this work, with a very low chance of success. At a guess I would say probably in the range of 10-20k.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ralph would have to argue before a Judge or Magistrate that he deserves to have his sentence reduced, due to the new law. It's doubtful due to his continued run ins with the law that has extended his probation, whatever those were. If against all odds that works, he would then have to argue with the FBI on why he should be taken off the list, this is a far bigger challenge due to his felony that put him on the list, being classified as a violent felony.

It would be funny to watch him try though, seeing as a competent lawyer would cost a bundle for this work, with a very low chance of success. At a guess I would say probably in the range of 10-20k.

The most legal defense Gunty can muster is get Rekieta to make a youtube video.

Good. What this world needs is more randos being asked by Internet people 'Are you now or have you ever been a member of the GuntGuard?'

An actual gunt inquisition.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Andy agreeing to jerk off to Loli shows how little he actually believes what he's saying. Andy is a stuttering retard who is likely to get absolutely blown out by Dax (because debates aren't about being right, they're about being perceived as correct).

1. Andy states (rightly) that masturbating to loli makes you a pedophile.
2. Dick challenges Andy to a debate where the loser has to masturbate to loli.
3. Andy has thus conceded that if he loses the debate to Dick, he is a pedophile.

If you believe as adamantly as Andy voices that beating off to Loli is pedophilia, you'd never take that bet.

I am still pretty suspicious of this whole thing. Like if you wanted to use a debate to try to come out looking better over a shit position who better than LowIQski? thing is though just because you manage to beat up a retard doesn't mean anyone thinks you won a fight.

 

[Kraut]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1300178453883424775

https://web.archive.org/save/https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1300178453883424775

Ralph never lets a tragedy go to waste. He will be clinging himself onto this to press every cent out of it.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Not to continue this Jim O'Furniture talk, but I thought everyone knew he had cancer? Watch Ralph grift this though lol

 

[Eggg]

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Daddy Jim noooooo! What will we do without our internet dad!?


Fuck Jim and his sycophants.

 

[Eggg]

Nice clip dude!
But how do people listen to this its like cokesi dialed up to 11 and a soundboard with random explosion noises what is this morning radio but with a pensionare as host? I guess its nice that elderly has something to do atleast.

Give it a year.

But seriously though I enjoy Redbar. There aren't many video podcasts out there (that I know of) that put effort into their sound/audio and don't read out donations or do sponsor live reads. If there are any other good ones out there I'd love to know.

 

[Pepper Jack]

WARNING BAD QUALITY VIDEO ALSO GAY WATERMARK
Sorry I've never Alogged this hard before. Not good at video capture.

This video is more of a slam against Chrissy but he jabs Ethan a few times in it. Also could explain why she got more angry throughout the "interview" and subsequently didn't invite Reethan to her show.
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If anyone is wondering why Redbar sounds and acts like Warski is because Warski stole Redbar's shtick 100%.

Redbar actually had Warski on his show and slowly started tearing into Warski until there was nothing but a coked out hunk of flesh. You would think Warski would learn from this roasting and stop stealing Redbar's shtick, but this is Warski we are talking about so he is still clapping like a retard to this day.

Here is a supercut of the interview:

Redbar also actively shits on Mersh for being Mersh.

 

[Love Machine]

https://archive.vn/KAPqJ

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Postal Pippa]

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Jesus fucking christ.

Damn you beat me to it, I was out smoking but what in the actual holy fuck is this even.

Edit: Also notice how he said he wants to take it down a notch or THREE? I think the gunt is fuckin shook

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

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Jesus fucking christ.

Odds of Fai Fai being preggo already?

 

[Sam Losco]

Remember Ethan Ralph was supposed to go on a show with Chrissie Mayr and she canceled on him? Well, she recorded the show with a bunch of other people, not including him. There are even blank spots in the Zoom call where he could have fit in. She literally replaced him with a black rectangle.

https://archive.vn/RAJre

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Odds of Fai Fai being preggo already?

I kind of hope so.

She is getting bullied by Ethan Ralph. Her own father is humiliating her online for some autistic attention he craves. When Ethan kicks her out she will have noone to turn to and it can lead to an hero, with her mental state.

I only say this because I believe it can happen, and her old man will get trolled to oblivion because of it. I'm not saying I want it to happen, but let's be real, it would be an amazing shitshow. Matthew Vickers had ways to get at Ralph and help his child, but he decided to shitpost.

 

[Lore Master]

Andy agreeing to jerk off to Loli shows how little he actually believes what he's saying. Andy is a stuttering retard who is likely to get absolutely blown out by Dax (because debates aren't about being right, they're about being perceived as correct).

1. Andy states (rightly) that masturbating to loli makes you a pedophile.
2. Dick challenges Andy to a debate where the loser has to masturbate to loli.
3. Andy has thus conceded that if he loses the debate to Dick, he is a pedophile.

If you believe as adamantly as Andy voices that beating off to Loli is pedophilia, you'd never take that bet.

all his money is tied up i guess.


What? For all Dax;s shit i dont think he was serious about the loser having to do that, for one how would you even determine it? Cant be votes since those are guaranteed to show dax losing. Also debates are more about perception but the most Warski can do is look like a retard, Dax still looks like a chomo no matter what charts or research he has to own the karens and the kids

Honestly, this is probably how it's gonna go lol

I myself am wondering what Andy's future is going to be on the show now? Because we all know the gunt is going to side with Dick ultimately. Dick is the guy with a bigger audience (as Andy's audience is only Ralph's audience). Internet debates aren't about who is right or wrong and Dick always plays around in that area of he can "joke" his way out with a lot of audiences. Andy isn't clever enough to actually beat Dick and he isn't witty enough to keep up with jokes either. So I think that Dick will run circles around Andy and he will BTFO the stuttering cokehead OR the off chance that Andy is somehow about to keep up and get him on the "gotchas" and win, then I see Dick distancing himself from Andy and sneaking in Ralph's ear to get Andy off the show and end his support or he walks and the Gunt will pick dick as he has more to offer him.

Either way it doesn't look like it will be a good outcome for Andy.

I like the way the RedBar guy doesn't know anything about Ralph but senses he's worthless just from his general gunted demeanor. Ralph hasn't bothered to read up on the Compound Media party clothes theft thing, so he's got no idea what's going on so Chrissie gets away by pretending not to know while internally seething. RedBar guy knows the backstory and is obsessively a-logging Chrissie. Also, he's an alcoholic, tattooed fuck with a female Gator of his own - the sycophantic female voice laughing at his terrible jokes about his shitty LED sign being expensive to reprogram.

It's a perfect combination of hate, ignorance, degeneracy, grift, and Gators.

Ah that Jules chick is alright. She isn't like Gator at all. She manages the chat and watches for audience members questions to bring up (unlike Ralph, Gator and Andy where you have to pay and it's still no guarantee you will get it asked or answered). She also doesn't try to dominate a convo with her luke warm takes like Gator either.

Nice clip dude!
But how do people listen to this its like cokesi dialed up to 11 and a soundboard with random explosion noises what is this morning radio but with a pensionare as host? I guess its nice that elderly has something to do atleast.


The full panels comments :
-The judge is ehhhh clearly part of antifa, the nose has been exposed!
-Was the judge a white woman? Did you ask if she burns the coal?
-Ralph i should be the felon, GET IT CAUSE IM BLACK?
-UHHHHHH MUNDANE MATT UHHHHH FLIGHT SIMULATOR

Redbar isn't that bad. He puts on a decent show with much more quality than the rest of these retards we fuck with here. At least he has the common decency to prepare an actual show for your money. Also has better comedic timing, though just about anyone here has better comedic timing than Ralph, Gator or Andy. A bus full of children careening off an embankment has more comedic timing than those three.

If anyone is wondering why Redbar sounds and acts like Warski is because Warski stole Redbar's shtick 100%.

Redbar actually had Warski on his show and slowly started tearing into Warski until there was nothing but a coked out hunk of flesh. You would think Warski would learn from this roasting and stop stealing Redbar's shtick, but this is Warski we are talking about so he is still clapping like a retard to this day.

Here is a supercut of the interview:

Redbar also actively shits on Mersh for being Mersh.

This is what I don't understand about the Chrissy shit. Ralph would have to know about the Compound Media Christmas clothes thievery as Andy watches Redbar religiously in order to steal his gimmick. Also why not call this bitch out for a lot of her past transgression if you were Andy and in the know? This is just a testament to how fake Andy is.

From what Geek dropped about Andy is that Andy was prepping to shit on Mersh because of his "adoration" of Redbar, but once I guess he started to kiss the gunt he had to back off in order to get an audience to allow him to sit on his ass all day and kisses Mersh's ass instead. I can't believe that Mersh has no sense of self to tell Andy to fuck off with his fake bullshit.

 

[Love Machine]

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Jesus fucking christ.

https://archive.vn/2Jv1p

 

[Perspicacity]

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This is literally a horror story, dear lord. Well now I understand the desperation of her parents, I would try to break this shit up by any means necessary too.

 

[MeltyTW]

It would be funny to watch him try though, seeing as a competent lawyer would cost a bundle for this work, with a very low chance of success. At a guess I would say probably in the range of 10-20k.

See these numbers are why Ralphs 50k are small as far as legal shit is concerned for all those asking

Ralph never lets a tragedy go to waste. He will be clinging himself onto this to press every cent out of it.

Not to continue this Jim O'Furniture talk, but I thought everyone knew he had cancer? Watch Ralph grift this though lol

DarkV style tribute stream with the money never going to Jem when?

I myself am wondering what Andy's future is going to be on the show now? Because we all know the gunt is going to side with Dick ultimately. Dick is the guy with a bigger audience (as Andy's audience is only Ralph's audience). Internet debates aren't about who is right or wrong and Dick always plays around in that area of he can "joke" his way out with a lot of audiences. Andy isn't clever enough to actually beat Dick and he isn't witty enough to keep up with jokes either. So I think that Dick will run circles around Andy and he will BTFO the stuttering cokehead OR the off chance that Andy is somehow about to keep up and get him on the "gotchas" and win, then I see Dick distancing himself from Andy and sneaking in Ralph's ear to get Andy off the show and end his support or he walks and the Gunt will pick dick as he has more to offer him.

Either way it doesn't look like it will be a good outcome for Andy.

Andy i think couldnt even mess this up, even ralphs cult rebelled against the pedophile shit. Anything Dax says in support just automatically makes it worse, you cant really dress this up unless youre willing to deny that you were ever serious about the things people had an issue with and Dax wont do that, he wont say Cuties actually is terrible and he was kidding. Even then that would only work on his cult. He could very well "beat" andy but he wont win. I think it will end with Warki getting Josh'd out of the group though

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Absolutely no @theralph you damn well know you are BEYOND unfit to have a child, let alone with a fucking 18 year old. The way you even worded this is just you thinking about yourself.

Ralph please god when you read this, if you can take anything at all from this. Please don’t try to make children. Don’t bring a child into your fucked up reality.

Reality check, youve never worked a day in your life. You dont own shit and you piggyback off your mom. You are a fucking slob. You date near-underaged children who are just as fucked up as you and you have ZERO awareness on how to talk to people outside your weird internet lifestyle. Your health is so bad people speculate you’re going to be dead in the next 5 years.

Dont ruin a childs life by bringing them into that. Life your life and die alone dude. Thats the most humane, honest and good thing you could do for everyone in your life. You are a monster and you know this deep down. Leave a kid out of this please.

 

[Sasquatch82]

WARNING BAD QUALITY VIDEO ALSO GAY WATERMARK
Sorry I've never Alogged this hard before. Not good at video capture.

This video is more of a slam against Chrissy but he jabs Ethan a few times in it. Also could explain why she got more angry throughout the "interview" and subsequently didn't invite Reethan to her show.
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0.57 seconds in and it's already golden. The Killstream has a new 'host' every week, apparently, I don't know, it's shit.

Really funny to think that Andy is this guy's retarded reflection. Imagine this guy having drunk three bottles of bleach, squint and it's Andy Warski!