🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[BrainProlapse]

Somehow after all these years he manages to surprise me and lower the bar once more.

No kid deserves the shit life these awful people will provide.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I can't wait to see Faith and Ralph guest on the Maury show with Vickers running out from the back swearing at ralph

 

[MeltyTW]

I just remembered something funny.

People were saying that in their sex tape Ralph finished in Faith. Imagine if we have video of Ethan Jr's creation.

this poor fucking kid is going to be a wretch among wretches, its too bad our sworn duty as alaog samurai to dab on his horrific and painful existence

 

[Postal Pippa]

this poor fucking kid is going to be a wretch among wretches, its too bad our sworn duty as alaog samurai to dab on his horrific and painful existence

I vow to grill burgers over the inevitable dumpster fire that will be his child and if cyberpunk becomes reality to extend my life, I will grill burgers over their children's children's dumpster fire. The Harvest must continue its cycle.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I can't wait to see Faith and Ralph guest on the Maury show with Vickers running out from the back swearing at ralph

Imagine trying to explain IBS to a daytime TV audience.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Imagine trying to explain IBS to a daytime TV audience.

Uncensored jerry springer with fewer paternity tests.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Yeah who wants to be known as the seed created by a alcoholic felon who won't make it past 50 and a psychotic bitch that was groomed by a balding Mexican and his perpetual girlfriend who finds impressionable students and hook them up with altright losers. I'm surprised dick hasn't pimped a girl out for gaydur.

 

[PhoBingas]

Somehow after all these years he manages to surpise me and lower the bar once more.

No kid deserves the shit life these awful people will provide.

Bold of you to assume they'll get to keep the kid. Odds are if they do breed, that kid is going to end up a ward of the state or straight up put up for adoption or abandoned in a dumpster behind an Arby's.

 

[buying gf]

Thinking ahead a bit too far but what are the chances that Faith will want to give their homunculus gunt baby a Buffy the Vampire inspired name.

Given Ralph getting goaded into shaving his head for money, maybe he'll auction his firstborn's name to the first person to donate 5 ninjets?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

C’mon fellas, we all know the only child Ralph wants coming out of Faith is a butt baby.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

@theralph Hey i just realised something buddy, why not ask your fwend digibro, i am pretty sure he knows a lot of children. Maybe he can lend you one so you can pretend to be a father, albeit one with anger issues, obese, alcoholic among many other things

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I can't wait to see Faith and Ralph guest on the Maury show with Vickers running out from the back swearing at ralph

Mate I'm hyped.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Will Ralph force Faith to get an abortion or is he pro-life?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Honestly for shame you people. All of you are here just being big meanies while I'm over here on shopdisney.com putting together a 'must have' list to send to Faith.

For shame tbh.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Mate I can't wait.

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Maury: Jamal, you are the father.
Ralph: it's nawwwt truuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[TheSimpShow]

Kraut or someone dumb this down for me. does this mean Jim is going to die? if so Jim i liked your content but have a happy funeral.

Well that kind of cancer is incurable but very treatable, though he's got a good long while yet, because the cancer is very slow-moving, life expectancy for people who usually get it (usually later in their 50s and 60s) is about 10-15 years, and average life expectancy is about 60. So as long as he keeps relatively healthy and maintains his treatments he isnt going anywhere any time soon

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Will Ralph force Faith to get an abortion or is he pro-life?

Talk about abort the retort.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Say hello to your future @theralph only for the low low price of 40 dollars

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Honestly for shame you people. All of you are here just being big meanies while I'm over here on shopdisney.com putting together a 'must have' list to send to Faith.

For shame tbh.

Buy her this, if you know what I mean. Ralph lives in the hood, his neighbours know how to do it.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Yeah who wants to be known as the seed created by a alcoholic felon who won't make it past 50 and a psychotic bitch that was groomed by a balding Mexican and his perpetual girlfriend who finds impressionable students and hook them up with altright losers. I'm surprised dick hasn't pimped a girl out for gaydur.

Every time it was tried, the sex slave committed not alive.