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Naw, I'm fresh 2 def. You're just a wack asshole who uses caps a lot. #RealTalkSeems like a lot of you guys are forgetting to remember that I'm better looking, smarter, and more successful than you when you address me in your salty ass posts.
Yeah everyone knows about the legendary sexual prowess of accountants. When I'm at a bar and some dude tells me he's an accountant I say take me home right now!!! If I can get him away from all the supermodels hanging off him that is!who the fuck wants to waste their time doing that when there is prime ass pussy to be slaying!!!
Damn what the fuck is looksmaxing?@TM Ambrose I'm 12% body fat because I actually go to the gym since I believe in looksmaxing and not sitting on a poverty tier LOLCOW forum like this getting salty as fuck all day LMAO!!!! Why would you even ask that question when you already know I'm better looking, smarter, and more successful than you?
@dollarpennypincher How fucking retarded are you? I've said like 10 times in this thread I'm studying for the CPA right now. Do you have any fucking idea how the CPA firm recruiting process works? I already know the answer is no because it's obvious you're just talking out of your ass at this point.
@meltychocolate You're right, STEMs do get some good starting salaries. Not really that big of a deal though considering I have many friends that went IB who are also making 6 figure salaries out of school and their lifetime career earnings are 10x greater because they don't get capped out like all STEM salaries LMAO, CPA salaries for people who go Big 4 are similar LMAO. Fucking LOL at "engineer helicopter or bose" that's straight subhuman incel shit, who the fuck wants to waste their time doing that when there is prime ass pussy to be slaying!!! Keep coping buddy boy LOLCOW!!!
Post a picture and prove it to us.I'm 12% body fat because I actually go to the gym
Who else do we know that does this?Why are you CAPSING random WORDS?
Yeah and I'm a Navy SEAL with 10% body fat and an IQ of 250 and make 1 million dollars a year. Prove one thing you say, I dare you, cause I know you can't. Where do you even go to school?I'm 12% body fat because I actually go to the gym since I believe in looksmaxing and not sitting on a poverty tier LOLCOW forum like this getting salty as fuck all day LMAO!!!! Why would you even ask that question when you already know I'm better looking, smarter, and more successful than you?
LOLCOWWWW! I'm going balls deep last night and you guys are on your poverty shit hole LOLCOW forum still salty as fucking ever posting some straight up lunatic shit and jacking each other off over a throttled user that's not even signed on fucking LMAO! If you guys would like to know, I realized why your forum is just so fucking lacking in any substance. It's because all you exceptional individual tier posters do is ride each other's dicks non stop no matter what the other posters say. If you actually challenged some of the moronic shit the other posters said, the bar would be raised and I might actually have some lolcows to wake up to for once.
@flossman Ayyyy buddy boy. I woke up this morning and started wondering to myself what exactly a fucking MS in library sciences even does, so I google it and I shit you not this is the first thing that comes up:
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FUCKING LOLCOW! I knew you were trying to pass this joke of a degree off as legit the second you posted something about it buddy boy. @meltychocolate yeah flossman's really got some great ambition here getting a degree in a field that's experiencing negative fucking job growth fucking LMAO!
flossman, did you ever stop and think about why you were drawn to such an incel topic, why you got a degree in such a shit field, why you're a poster on such a massively LOLCOW piece of shit forum? FUCKING LMAO it's because you're as subhuman as they come buddy boy!! Just how little fucking introspection do you possess to miss such an obvious fact? You literally prove everything we talk about at sluthate in one go fucking LOLCOW!!! You think if you looked like Chris Carmack you'd be shit posting on this autistic hell hole with a masters in library sciences? FUCK NOOOOOO. FUCK. NO. I'll be using you for a case study on sluthate soon. If you really want, you can PM me for some looksmaxing advice because there's just simply no reason to be looking like you do in 2015 buddy boy LMAOOO!
@Shidoshi Bloowwww me you salty bitch boy LMAO!
@koyemshii Another fucking low functioning autist weeaboo coming out of the wood work. What a surprise..............
@Ca Ira maybe you can help me out with this buddy, since I get the feeling you're just a massive slayer of puss and not a fucking 35 year old virgin living in your mothers basement. Don't you just hate it when you're going balls deep in your FWB and the other starts texting you some annoying shit
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Obviously know this girl through the 5 year accounting program in case you fucking cuck boys couldn't get your piss poor neurons up and running this morning.
Then another girl I'm off and on with starts trying to get some late night action too lmao!
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What should I have done buddy boy, I really need your help. Left the FWB I was with to go for a late night round with this other girl? Tried to console the first girl and then turn it into a threesome with the two of them? Fuck man help me out cause I just don't know LOLCOW!!!
Confirmed YET AGAIN for being better looking, smarter, and more successful than every single autistic jack off on this New Dehli based LOLCOW of a shitforum.
Oh yeah, so my girl is blowing me for awhile last night, and I cum right down her throat. Since a couple of you have been curious, I asked her what it tasted like, she said
SALTY
Did he have a wigger gimmick? I read it as some pissy British kid. Never saw any wannabe ghetto shit in it.Question: Did he drop the whole wigger thing?
Did he have a wigger gimmick? I read it as some pissy British kid. Never saw any wannabe ghetto shit in it.
Post some pics now. People here wanna see your maxilla.@TM Ambrose That's legit, what do you research? Post up your masters and your published research. I'm guessing by professional dancer you mean you dance in a shitty little studio next to your $400/m apartment and you do the occasional show for decrepit baby boomers that still have an interest in whatever whack dance form I'm sure you pursue.
@dollarpennypincher What don't you understand about the fact that I already signed my offer letter after my internship fucking LMAO? If he went to work for uber it's likely because he only got his bachelors in accounting, which is also a cuck boy move.
@MerriedManJr Are you just pretending to be a fucking moron at this point or what? I just used that as an example because you seem to be confused about how much money people with CPAs make and CFOs at publicly traded companies have to disclose their compensation. Do you realize how many private and public companies in America need CFOs, VPs of finance, controllers? FUCKING LOLCOW!
You guys have me figured out all wrong anyways. I'm all about work/life balance, I really don't need that much money to be happy considering I'm already good looking and successful. Fucking LMAO at slaving away in a STEM major in college while business school students fuck themselves silly for 4 years, that's the definition of being CUCKED. Do you idiots even realize that the vast majority of people go Big 4 audit because of the incredible exit opportunities, where you sit back in your cushy 9-5 job in a smaller private company making $150k+ a year? Not because they want to be CFO's at a Fortune 500 because that's also the definition of being cucked. Face it boys, I'm on the absolute best career path there is, I'm better looking than you, and I'm smarter than you. FUCKING SALTY ASS MORONS LMAOOOOO!
I don't know why you're getting mad at me. I did humanites at school, so I don't know much about the corporate world. I was just asking questions. Do you consider yourself a very intelligent person? A charismatic person? A happy person?@TM Ambrose That's legit, what do you research? Post up your masters and your published research. I'm guessing by professional dancer you mean you dance in a shitty little studio next to your $400/m apartment and you do the occasional show for decrepit baby boomers that still have an interest in whatever whack dance form I'm sure you pursue.
@dollarpennypincher What don't you understand about the fact that I already signed my offer letter after my internship fucking LMAO? If he went to work for uber it's likely because he only got his bachelors in accounting, which is also a cuck boy move.
@MerriedManJr Are you just pretending to be a fucking moron at this point or what? I just used that as an example because you seem to be confused about how much money people with CPAs make and CFOs at publicly traded companies have to disclose their compensation. Do you realize how many private and public companies in America need CFOs, VPs of finance, controllers? FUCKING LOLCOW!
You guys have me figured out all wrong anyways. I'm all about work/life balance, I really don't need that much money to be happy considering I'm already good looking and successful. Fucking LMAO at slaving away in a STEM major in college while business school students fuck themselves silly for 4 years, that's the definition of being CUCKED. Do you idiots even realize that the vast majority of people go Big 4 audit because of the incredible exit opportunities, where you sit back in your cushy 9-5 job in a smaller private company making $150k+ a year? Not because they want to be CFO's at a Fortune 500 because that's also the definition of being cucked. Face it boys, I'm on the absolute best career path there is, I'm better looking than you, and I'm smarter than you. FUCKING SALTY ASS MORONS LMAOOOOO!
That's nice but post some pics. We wanna see how sexy you are.@asqwn SALT! LMAO at thinking I've anything to prove to you fucking morons. Did you not see the chicks trying to get at my dick last night fucking LOLCOW?
@KatsuKitty unthrottle me cuck boy
Have you guys ever been throttled? I seriously hit the post button once every 30 seconds, and sometimes they both go through at once, it's that simple. FUCKING LOLCOW at how salty it makes you. I'm literally not even trying to do it.
I'm just here to watch you guys cope and for the LOLCOWs. Bring em on.
But don't forget that I'm better looking, smarter, and more successful than you either.