Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
Kuroiwa said:
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I'm not a programmer so I couldn't comment much on the other checklists, but as someone who works in post a lot, this is giving me Chris Chan "I pulled weeds" vibes. Like for fuck's sake, what you're doing is not that special. It's so manipulative to try and get sympathy by presenting stuff like this like back-breaking chores when 90% of it is old hat to every editor ever.
 
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I was going to suggest that the OP should be changed a bit to reflect Osana's release, but I don't know if that's possible since @vertexwindi kicked the bucket.
Muskrat said:
Not to mention Drapeis, Sakura School, TheGameSleuth, sex doll confirmation, debunk page from his EvaXephon days, weenish discord raiding, and a few other minor things.
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And the subreddit hacks.
 
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Activelo said:
I was going to suggest that the OP should be changed a bit to reflect Osana's release, but I don't know if that's possible since @vertexwindi kicked the bucket.


And the subreddit hacks.
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A new OP is in the works. I believe Ban is working on it, but it’s going to take quite a while. Or was that another Yansim thread? :thinking:Hard to keep them straight.
 
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cjöcker said:
I'd love to see him struggle with a program like CMake or have him try to install C libraries because he's probably used to NuGet's piss easy way of doing things.
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His CMakeLists.txt files would probably be a nightmarish mess. lol who am I kidding, he'd only have one CMakeLists.txt file because "it's too hard to use more than one"
 
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SIGSEGV said:
His CMakeLists.txt files would probably be a nightmarish mess. lol who am I kidding, he'd only have one CMakeLists.txt file because "it's too hard to use more than one"
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He'd probably add every single file in add_executable and have no header files at all.
 
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The Cum Consumer said:
Wait, C# doesn't have makefiles or anything? Shit, it might be time for me to switch languages.
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Makefiles aren't exclusive to C/C++, you can just put "dotnet run" or "dotnet build" or whatever command builds/runs your unit tests/whatever you want to do in the Makefile and it'll run it.
 
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cjöcker said:
I'd love to see him struggle with a program like CMake or have him try to install C libraries because hes probably used to NuGet's simple way of doing things.
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I'm pretty sure he's never used NuGet in his life, it looks like he just gets DLLs from the Unity Asset Store and other sites (afaik none of the libraries in YS are on NuGet)
 
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Ad Lib Moaning said:
I'm no game developer, but why is he doing things in order? Isn't that one of the big rules to not do stuff in sequence, like cutscenes is one of the absolutely last to do. The first thing should be the groundwork and the basic stuff, so this feels like him adding Osana would break everything since there was no stuff to work on from his broken code, only easter eggs.
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Some games release episodically due to “early release” becoming a thing in recent years, it’s not unusual.
 
ChariotOfMara said:
This always cracks me up. His insistence on being poor and needing to save money.
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Sorry Alex, a BETTER home? His home is like stated, a million dollar home. His parents house is a fucking mansion. Some of us would be ecstatic for your 4 bedroom house instead of an apartment or such. When he gets a better home. I sure wonder if the sex doll still gets her own bedroom like she does now. How does he think family is going to work when his wife is a sex doll?

edit to new info: Cleveland WTF?! Is he thinking about women that don’t wear bras putting pasties on their nipples so they don’t show??? I don’t understand his jump in logic. “3-5 pounds of fat flopping around without support sure is painful.”
“Ayyyy just put a bandaid on it. All good.”

edit 2: I’m stupid and thought that was Cleveland. While it is slightly better those comments aren’t from a 30+ man. Dear god. I guess watching Kokona boobs and Mulberry porn art over their impressionable years wasn’t the best idea.
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I th nk he's referring to nipple chafing runners get. Though I think it's just men
 
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