Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Late but still funny
Another loli/cp debate.

Even andy coke-ski can't fuck this one up

In other news cripple wants to file a restraining order on his mother
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Andy needs to just stick to his most basic guns in this he was totally right in his assessment of elevating dopamine hits and he needs to just hammer on that. Use his experience to come from a position dax can't readily assail. The other thing I would do is reiterate nulls point on two people are more dangerous together and even expand it to the whole digimunity not just may. Then when dax inevitably tries to do a guilt by association thing by saying "das whut nool sed" Andy can just go "I didn't say anything about null and your obsession with him is getting kinda weird stop diflecting bro."

The win isn't going to come from dunking on dax it's going to come from giving him just enough rope to hang himself while the audience revolts. Any time dax does the "just muh drawings" he needs to repeatedly and obnoxiously say "drawings of what dick?"
 
Late but still funny

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Another loli/cp debate.
wow

Lol, he's never going to stop talking about depictions of child pornography under his professional name with his real face just to show those damn Karen Farms, is he?

Poor Sean, though. Maybe he can get ssri'd up to get himself through it when he gets splashed with the pedo poo
 
Theory time: Dick's entire career is based off one major win. He had such a decisive victory against Maddox and it was so big he doesn't know how to take an L. So he thinks if he keeps harping about this shit he can spin it into a win. However I'd assume that even his most devoted fans are tired of hearing it and want him to just give a rest.

Dick really internalized Scott Adams' writing about exactly how Trump always turns everything around and plays the media like puppets to get them to put the ideas he wants into the public's heads, and it actually worked really well when Maddox was flailing. When BPitU ended, Maddox just ignored his audience when everyone was asking what happened. Dick brought in the majority of the old show's audience, and spun Maddox's cuck video against him by incessantly branding him as a cuck. "Maddox is a cuck" and "Maddox lost" became the catchphrases of The Dick Show, and Dick did a great job executing that. He even went on to successfully brand Landau as the "Dog Bite Lawyer". It seemed like he knew exactly how to pull off the Trump-like nicknames. But "Karen Farms" just isn't working - Null keeps his cool and doesn't act like a karen when he's on the show, and the farms don't ever raid any other place or demand anyone change their rules.
Since this clashes with the classic Karen archetype that demands to speak to a manager and demands the world revolve around them, the nickname is too much of a stretch to catch on. A secret to Trump's nicknames is how he'll take something obvious about his opponent's appearance, like Sleepy Joe Biden or Crazy Bernie, and get the listener to visualize them like cartoon characters: blunt stereotypes with simple personalities that even CWC can understand. What they say and do with those nicknames isn't all that relevant, it's about how he frames their appearance. But Kiwi Farms is a forum that laughs at people and calls out their shit from the sidelines. It'd be easier to frame us as a Statler and Waldorf type than a Karen. All you've got is the alliteration with the letter K.

It's worth pointing out how, at the time, he was really scorned by his ostracization at Upright Citizen's Brigade, the improv comedy theater where he used to perform. When Maddox came out with the rape list video, he sent it around to a lot of their mutual friends, and it threw a big wrench into Dick's entire life, being shunned by people he thought he could count on. So I think that boiled within him a hatred for the entire L.A. comedy style, which brought forth a lot of success with The Dick Show going forward.

But, a lot of time has passed, and Dick still does live in L.A., and the style's seeping back into him. Recently he even mentioned on one episode how the only mean jokes you're really allowed to make out there are about kids. Nothing even remotely racist, sexist, and you'll probably get beheaded for mocking the alphabet people. But mocking children, and jokes about pedophilia being not that bad are A-OK. Obviously, this is abhorrent to absolutely everyone outside of L.A., but I guess Dick's forgetting how the rest of the world operates.

Vito's probably a bad influence, too. He's backed up dick at least two or three times now, on the show, talking about how they find guys who say they'd have no problem killing a pedophile so ridiculous.

For no reason whatsoever, I thought I'd throw in a picture of Vito's Twitter and his latest tweet right here:
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And that guy seems to be the new fat guy sidekick, to replace Asterios and Madcucks. Oh dear.

Hey, who wants to bet their dickles and chainlink that Vito never got laid in high school? I'd go all in.
 
This is honestly sad and pathetic. Though I’d say totally expected from somebody who looks up to a hedonistic nihilist like Dax Herrera.
Bruh CJ is wheelchair-bound for life, and can only move his head and fingers basically. If anything, this is him exceeding expectations.
 
Andy needs to just stick to his most basic guns in this he was totally right in his assessment of elevating dopamine hits and he needs to just hammer on that. Use his experience to come from a position dax can't readily assail. The other thing I would do is reiterate nulls point on two people are more dangerous together and even expand it to the whole digimunity not just may. Then when dax inevitably tries to do a guilt by association thing by saying "das whut nool sed" Andy can just go "I didn't say anything about null and your obsession with him is getting kinda weird stop diflecting bro."

The win isn't going to come from dunking on dax it's going to come from giving him just enough rope to hang himself while the audience revolts. Any time dax does the "just muh drawings" he needs to repeatedly and obnoxiously say "drawings of what dick?"
solid strategy, though i think warski will probably just say things without really being able to justify them. hell say loli will just enflame desires like any other degeneracy but wont really be able to defend against dax asking for sources or proof. the real win comes from the fact that no matter how well he verbally dances around warski hes defending loli and hes defending netflix being allowed to molest kids with softcore child pornography and enabling a pedo director with their "tryouts" and "films"

honestly the best warski strategy is just sitting back, having a smoke and a drink of coffee or tea and having dax explain why he loves child rape uninterrupted
 
Hey, who wants to bet their dickles and chainlink that Vito never got laid in high school?
Just high school?
Vito's probably a bad influence, too.
Side Note: is it not amazing that maladjusted speds like vito and digibro are able to be 'bad influences' on dax?

This is Emperor's New Clothes level of stumbling over your own ego.
 
:thinking:

So, if Dick loses and concedes that loli is child porn, he will then masturbate to it?
the loser should not get to choose what loli they masturbate to.
Now for some autismo to do Shota of Dax's Nephew that a retard like Warski will commission in or to shota art of Dax and his Nephew fucking
 
the loser should not get to choose what loli they masturbate to.
Now for some autismo to do Shota of Dax's Nephew that a retard like Warski will commission in or to shota art of Dax and his Nephew fucking
Picture Juju the cow as a child with cow ears getting raped by digibro until Juju is too old. The last chapter of this manga is a guro scene where digibro slaughters Juju.
 
Lol hot takes left right and center
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Here's hoping the dax vs warski lolicon debate goes well.
 
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His patreon is on an even more sharp decline than the rapid increase it had seen since April.

The former is easy to explain, but why had he been rocketing up from 1 April till Pedogate in mid August? That's the period where the show quality got so bad I lost interest.
 
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His patreon is on an even more sharp decline than the rapid increase it had seen since April.

The former is easy to explain, but why had he been rocketing up from 1 April till Pedogate in mid August? That's the period where the show quality got so bad I lost interest.

That’s when the COVID unemployment checks were handed out. Dax’s loser incel base chipped in a few more dollars per month.
 
No, his subscriber numbers increased alongside the money.

Though maybe the autistic reprobates who hadn't even been able to afford five dollars a month went on a spending spree for a while?
 
Why had he been rocketing up from 1 April till Pedogate in mid August?

I think likely a couple reasons relating to NP2. The failure of NP2 probably brought a couple grand of subscriber money across to Patreon. Also the imminent failure of NP2 under pressure from whatever the fuck that all was probably caused some more people to support him, since the NP2 goals were good and even supported our unsupportable Dear Leader.
 
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