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Just don't think of the Gunt if you're asked to choose the form of your destructor.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Just don't think of the Gunt if you're asked to choose the form of your destructor.
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Wait what? Did gator say this?
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They're not going to fuck you gator, no one is ever going to fuck you.
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Gator's got to feel some kind of warm pride in having jerked off to the video evidence of a child's conception.
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Winston: "That's a big Twinkie."
Sta-Drunk Ralphsmellow Man: "WHERE IS IT? AAAHM HONGRAY GAYDUR"
Civilizing Forces
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Lol I've seen Russian ladies fuck and shack up with some ugly dudes but they all had money unlike the Trader Joes reptile
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I agree about it being way different after it became clear they are trying to get pregnant. There was a post I made here on here right after the tape was released saying how I felt like this whole situation was getting less funny and more sad. It was panned with disagrees and feels and that's fine, but there's no doubt the game changed as Ethan dumped his Arkansas seed in Faith. I actually have a picture that represents my reaction to that very moment of realization, and if some non-involved retard on a bullying forum feels that way, imagine what a father would feel like seeing it.
Edit: older post I referenced
Edit: older post I referenced
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Sorry if i sound lazy but this thread is still a fast moving dumpsterfire. Is Faith preggo or are we just shitposting? Because every sitcom goes down the drain the moment a baby is thrown in the mix.
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Not confirmed, just speculated. But it is confirmed that both Ethan and Faith want kids. From Ethan they "aren't trying" but would be okay if it did happen.
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She might be, thats the beauty of i-Son of a bitch the buffalo chicken fillet burger beat me to it. I can accept this defeat.
Edit: Go check Vickers tweets if you havent, the log he showed was fuckin telling.
Im 99 percent sure Ethan is impotent though, he drinks to the point he will be dead most likely in under a decade and even just from last year his voice kicked up several octaves. He used to have a deeper voice but its going higher and higher near daily and i really do think he's killing his sperm and testosterone. Also as morbid as it may sound the child will most likely be mercifully stillborn (no ethan this isnt alogging this is where youve brought things, at this point the poor kid would be better off stillborn then your son) because of all the numerous complications their poor health will most likely bring
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The idea of Faith and Ralph reproducing makes me think the eugenics craze of the 1930s may have been on to something.
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Were all assuming its going to be a boy but wouldn't it be cosmic karma for gunt to have a girl after the shit he has pulled with women over the years?
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Well that conversation was not absolutely fucking horrifying and cause for concern at all. That 50K might be good money for rednecks but the kinda money that is required to raise a kid was kindly explained to me once as "all of it".
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Well, as nice as it is to have an optimistic prediction, I would never bet on him shooting blanks. This is procreation we are talking about here. Yeah, he's fat and an alcoholic and 34, but do you think trash like that can't reproduce? Have you been to the south? People in worse shape have kids all the time.
unironically the overreaction to that is what killed american society, we now have a country where the only morals are a set of legalistic codes meant to just glue disparate elements of a soulless empire together. Its what ethan always appeals to"suck it up kiwis i may be a useless digusting cunt and a blight but america says if i have money im golden so no complaints about morals or decency karens " or "suck it up kiwis you karens ill have a baby despite how immoral it is because legally you have no recourse"
thats the best way to put the money situation, @theralph , if your only plan for your child is to coast by on a meager total life savings that can only decrease then youve failed as a parent from the outset
id never bet on it but the roulette wheel is already spinning and the betting is closed, now its just cheering the ball to land on abortion/stillbirth. alogs have ruined ethan far more than most realize but as big a force as we are in ethans life literally the only thing we could do is something no one wants to. faith cant be convinced despite any person with a bit more sanity and or intelligence needing fewer evidence or misdeeds and ethan has enough pig roach time left to do it despite any attrition
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Faith is used to living a pretty middle-class existence too. Maybe she has kept her mouth shut up to now but with a baby on the way and more power in the relationship she is going to start demanding things.
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Don't listen to these fuckers Ralph, if the medieval peasants can afford a baby, you and your 50k will definitely afford 2 or 3. Shoot your shots! Make a soccer team.
And Dick, use your connections, get these people on Dr.Phil.
The baby will eat out of paper plates. The mother's milk will be delivered in red party cups. Everyday's a party down in Guntsville, Virginia.
And Dick, use your connections, get these people on Dr.Phil.
The baby will eat out of paper plates. The mother's milk will be delivered in red party cups. Everyday's a party down in Guntsville, Virginia.
Don't let her go to the doctors, Ralph. You know they're controlled by the J's. The nose has been exposed. Show her how to do free birth, the method only available for ARYAN genes.
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As long as we don't mention that the medieval soccerteam of kids was usually whittled down to 2-3 by the time they reached the esteemed age of 12.
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So guntlet is the anti-Christ? Kind of thought they would be cooler. Rising out of a pile of trashburgers and paper plates seems like a humble origin story indeed.
BTW Nora keeps looking more and more intelligent about the entire situation. Clearly realized children would need a more stable environment. And he's always said on the show that he never wanted kids. What changed? Or does he just want them because Faith does or as an f.u.?
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Others have pointed out that we know Ralph is a turd and a monster but the texts between Vickers and Ralph really do spell that out. Ralph is trying to convince Vickers, a man he shit talked on Twitter because Ralph lashes when he gets assmad, that knocking up the frump slut is a great idea. In what world would any father go, "yeah, you are right. It is a good idea for to dump an 18 year obligation on my daughter. Have at it guy who is only like, a decade younger than me."
This more than anything shows to me the he is completely divorced from reality. You can't expect a fathers opinion to turn on a dime like that. And lets say, in order to placate Vickers, Ralph goes the whole, "I can change and be a good father." You won't Ralph. We know it and Vickers knows it but the scary part is deep down you believe you will change.
Obviously, you can Ralph. You have the free will to. But you won't. That would require effort and let us all remember you only lost weight due to being in prison. Which kind of makes you like Amberlynn Reid. She was the queen of moderation because somebody else made her eating decisions for her. The state had to step in for you Ralph but you don't see it because you are divorced from reality.
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