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The world is full of alcoholic/addicts who thought a kid was just the incentive they needed to get their shit together. That is almost never how it turns out.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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stfu u bitch, he gets MAD cuban puss!!
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Shannon sniffs gatorade out of a hot puerto rican babe's tits. That's where he got his name from.
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Or maybe a stillborn baby girl? We get karma for both Sargon, Rand and all the women he shits on.
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New Vickers' tweet. Shit-clock's tickin', Ralph
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Ralph switched to styrofoam cups. I think he said it was because they were cheaper. I find it hilarious that he felt the need to inform the audience.
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I agree, Ralph isn't sterile. All the scientific research done on human health suggests he should be but I guarantee you Ethan Ralph is one of these people who has cosmic retard luck - and that, not science or common sense, is what directs his life.
No matter how much fat, drugs or Maker's Mark his testes have been exposed to over the years he and Faith will shit out a kid and the child support arc will begin. The Gods of Nectar will ensure this miracle guntlet is born for our entertainment.
They haven't let us down thus far.
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That's 3 years of an immediate threat should Ralph cross the child bride.
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It gets even better.That's 3 years of an immediate threat should Ralph cross the child bride.
Interesting. Very interesting indeed.
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God damn ralph you know what's cheaper than that? Dish soap.
styrofoam? ethan you motherfucker youre going to have your child drink out of styrofoam his whole life? holy shit. imagine thinking you can raise a kid on styrofoam cups, paper plates, and a house where your room is jutting out on a porch hump and covered in used tampons
it really is baffling that this buffoon somehow thinks a lifetime of disposables is cheaper than a one time investment in some cheap maybe mixed with some more quality permanent dishware
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'I swear it's just coffee guys. No one would ever put booze in styrofoam cups.' It's not like I could use ceramic, glass or plastic cups and wash them.
Ralph has to hope he knocks her up then. If she presses charges after having a baby with this guy, it would be much more difficult to get a conviction. 'So you not only went back to him, but had a baby with him after he did this to you?'.
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I'm honestly surprised someone hasn't sent a set of ceramic dishware to his house yet.
Any troll want to send them a nice housewarming gift?
not if he claims ralph abused her, its a good thing shed never do anything like that to a male figure and try and vilify him eh ralph?
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Oh he's so fucked. I hope he likes Faith because he's stuck with her for 3 years. She can essentially do whatever she wants.
Faith wants to go on vacation? Better pony up Ralph.
Faith gets addicted to something? Better not point it out Ralph and buy her what she wants.
Faith leaves you for 3 or 4 months and wants to come back? Better forgive and forget, don't ask questions Ralph.
Faith decides open relationships are the wave of the future and finds a boyfriend? Better open your heart to that shit, Ralph. That's what libertarians like Dax are into anyway right?
I'm almost scared for him.
Almost
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Likely asked before, but what's the statute of limitations for revenge porn in Virginia?
I wouldn't put it past Ethan Ralph to play the long con.
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The first thing I thought when I saw this was Ralph desperately trying to hypnotize Faith so he doesn't have to go to jail.
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I think it's safe to assume Ralph wants her documents so he can marry her asap so he has a stronger defense should this go to court. The baby talk was, according to Vickers, before he released that tape but I wouldn't be surprised if he is actively trying to get her knocked up now as an added defense. Maybe Faith is already pregnant, maybe that's why we aren't seeing her around anymore.
If the Gunt knows he has three years to ride out before he can dump this girl and not give a shit, he will be trying to manipulate, isolate and control her to the best of his ability. He will take advantage of her youth and inexperience to trick her into thinking he really loves her and cares about her. At 21 most people still have that 'young dumbness' so it's possible that by then she is still under his spell.
If the Gunt's plan succeeds, Faith is in for a rough ride. The moment he can ditch her he will and she will have thrown away her only serious means of retribution. She will feel angry and stupid but be powerless to do much besides leak some funny shit. Of course by then, people may not even care anymore. Three years is a long time in internet drama.
If Faith is not chained up in his attic and has any brains whatsoever she will report Ethan Ralph asap.
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Hard disagree. She has him over a barrel for the next three years until the statute of limitations runs out. Ideal situation for someone who has proven her manipulation bona fides. My sides will go into orbit if she forces him to make a $50k donation to BLM.
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This development really is quite comical, and the fact that he has to maintain this "relationship" for three years means we will be entertained for awhile. Funny thing is, Ralph bitches about his 6 month (or however long it was, I dont remember) jail sentence every chance he gets and now hes basically serving a three year sentence just because he wanted to prove he wasnt a cuck.
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