Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Cast Away]

"Sexdoll enthusiast, professional sperg, and aspiring developer of a 6-year game 1/10ths done!"
"YandereDev! YandereDev! Why has your game taken so long to create? Why did you waste my money on sex dolls and a second switch?"
"Perverted maniac, shitty game developer, and excessive consumer of both video games and bodily fluids."
"Sex-maniac pedophile stolen-asset-hell owner. Creator of a programming nightmare, ween armies, and finally fucking Osana."
"Stackexchange browser by day, creepy streamer by night."
"I can't believe my 31 year-old neighbor is working on the closest thing to a school shooting simulator!"
"It's those damn gremlins fault I had to by a stress relief doll"
"Lolcow catalyst" (Drapeis, TheGameSleuth, YandereDataDigger)
"YandereDev! YandereDev!" (Midori's line. The antagonist of Alex's mind who represents annoying fans asking questions he thinks aren't worth his time.)
"In short: I'm not a shitty game developer, I don't own sex dolls, I did not have sexual relations with that child, and my game isn't "slow".
"In short: No, that's ridiculous. No, I've never done that, and would never do that. No, that isn't true. No, I didn't. No, I'm not. No, I don't. I never said that. That's not true at all. Not intentionally. This actually did happen. Yes, I do."

Has to be a good hook for new users though. Should be concise while generally outlining all the insane shit that Alex has pulled over the years.

Incel weaboo becomes dictator over his fanbase when people criticize him for his incompetence. Tweens desperately cling on believing that he will finish his "game"

 

[SIGSEGV]

if 1>0 const uint games_finished = 0;

constexpr std::string_view dev_name("Alexander Mahan");
constexpr unsigned games_finished = 0;
static_assert(dev_name != "Alexander Mahan" || games_finished == 0);

 

[Medical Hawaii]

don't need to change much--

EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan - Developer of a fully functioning Osana from 2014 till the sun fucking explodes

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

I love it when this thread suddenly turns into coding lessons for dummies.

a fully functioning Osana

Nah, ain't happening, chief.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I love it when this thread suddenly turns into coding lessons for dummies.

Lesson 1: don't be Alexander Mahan

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I love it when this thread suddenly turns into coding lessons for dummies.

"Coding Lessons for Yandev" seems like a pretty apt description of this thread tbh

 

[Rover]

Lesson 1: don't be Alexander Mahan

Lesson 2: Don't try to spite Alex Mahan, your code will end up worse than his.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I wonder if the fully functioning osana will break the first time weebs climb on top of it.

const uint gamesFinished = 0;

Edit: I forgot that C# uses camel case as its naming convention

int gamesFinished { get => 0; set => throw new System.Exception("FUCKING GREMLINS"); }

 

[Medical Hawaii]

"Coding Lessons for Yandev" seems like a pretty apt description of this thread tbh

If only he were gracious enough to heed them.

T minus 1 hour and 40 minutes

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Guys, was this posted?

It's from the comments on that video. I'm not sure if it's really her though.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Guys, was this posted?
View attachment 1561702

It's from the comments on that video. I'm not sure if it's really her though.

Archived, just in case.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Guys, was this posted?
View attachment 1561702

It's from the comments on that video. I'm not sure if it's really her though.

It is Sisefs in that comment. She’s confirmed so on her throwaway tumblr. I don’t believe sisefs comments were posted, only Adolfin’s victim blaming.

 

[Protistology]

A half-hour to go apparently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8akcPDkm8

 

[York]

New build is uploaded early at https://www.mediafire.com/file/viciqzzv01kna3q/YandereSimulator.zip/file
Modified 2020-08-31 13:28:18

He has a shameful upload speed, so it makes sense that he'd start early.

Fun fact:
He started uploading to yanderesimulator.com at Mon, 31 Aug 2020 18:17:37 GMT and finished at Mon, 31 Aug 2020 18:50:10 GMT. Jesus, that's slow for 1.2 GB (pretty sure it's GoDaddy's fault though considering how fast MediaFire was to upload)

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Out of all the crazy shit that's happened in 2020, Osana being released is the biggest surprise so far. Didn't @Null confirm during the leak that there was little to no Osana-related code as well? Either Alex really rushed out this build for some reason or he put most of his Osana code in a separate Git branch that never got leaked.

 

[York]

Didn't @Null confirm during the leak that there was little to no Osana-related code as well?

Idk what Null was talking about there, cause from what I saw there's a lot of Osana code inside #ifdef blocks in the leak that was not compiled in public builds

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Guys, was this posted?
View attachment 1561702

It's from the comments on that video. I'm not sure if it's really her though.

I 100% believe this is something his ex (grooming victim?) would say.

Alex has an extremely creepy obsession with "virgin females" ... I'm curious to know more about this.

According to the comments, she was groomed to send underage nudes to Alex (illegal and considered CP)

 

[Catgirls are Love]

GPU, forgive me for all of the sins I am about to commit.

 

[Activelo]

Just downloaded the build:

Edit: It goes to a black screen when it moves past the sponsors screen. I can't progress past it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

GPU, forgive me for all of the sins I am about to commit.
View attachment 1561863

Holy shit that bloom

Just downloaded the build:
View attachment 1561865

>all characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified

>the developer of this game does not endorse violence in schools
He's sympathized with school shooters and even said that school shootings could be justified if the people carrying them out were bullied/rejected.